Official RAW Thread (7/17/2006): Fallout and JEWMAGA

[St. Jimmy]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/feature/29062/3052340

Saturday Night's Main Event fallout
July 17, 2006


Tonight in San Antonio, Texas, RAW will be left to sort through the fallout of Saturday Night's Main Event.

DX will kick things off tonight, but there’s no telling what pranks they’ll be this week. If recent history is any indication, it’s fair to say it’ll be at the expense of Mr. McMahon and the Spirit Squad. Mr. McMahon will be out to stop DX with more fervor than ever after being humiliated at Saturday Night’s Main Event when DX locked him in a ringside holding cell after dominating the Spirit Squad.

Just two days after Saturday Night's Main Event battle with WWE Champion Edge, John Cena must go one on one with Umaga. Can Cena recover from the fallout of Saturday Night's Main Event and defeat the Samoan Bulldozer? Tune into the USA Network at 9/8 CT and find out.

Speaking of championships, Shelton Benjamin and Carlito will face off to determine who will be the number one contender for the Intercontinental Championship. Both men’s athleticism should shine tonight since they have both publicly said they should be champion. Nitro won the championship from Benjamin after pulling Carlito off the former champ and getting the pin for himself.

Also, one of the finalists in the 2006 $250,000 Diva Search Contest will be eliminated. The fans have voted, and someone will be sent packing. Who will be the first contestant to depart?

Tune into Monday Night RAW at 9/8 CT on USA Network to find out all the answers.

[St. Jimmy]

Guarenteed Estrada promo tonight. All ye shall markith.

[ClockShot]

IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME! I'm overdue for my weekly dose of Estrada on the mic.

[Fox]

So, Umaga goes from not even being on RAW to wrestling in the main event against the brand's top face?

WTF?

[Azriel]

No Unlimited tonight?

[ClockShot]

Yeah Az. For some reason the link's down right now or something.

[Kalyx triaD]

So, Umaga goes from not even being on RAW to wrestling in the main event against the brand's top face?

WTF?

It makes WWE Sense.

[Azriel]

At least its not for a title.

I wonder if Hogan will show up?

[ClockShot]

50/50 Azriel. They could have sent Orton home already.

And Good Evening everybody.

[Azriel]

Yeah, didn't think about that Clock. Good point.

Yes, good evening TPWW. Are you ready for lackluster Monday night entertainment? :lol:

[zdmay]

WWE.com says "Check back after RAW for more information on WWE.com unlimited videos."

I bet they are going to start charging for Unlimited now. I hope that's not the case.

[Skippord]

DX yay!

[Batsu]

Ok, so DX is basically doing a commercial?

[PullMyFinger]

LOL @ these cheap plugs

[korinkahn]

nwo sign!

[Skippord]

LOL Miz shot

[Linkbowler]

That so should've been McMidgets.

[RGWhat316]

LOL, gotta love the DX antics.

[PullMyFinger]

Vince is still the funniest man in WWE - even after all these years.

[ClockShot]

I wouldn't blame Vince for being pissed. He might be getting kicked off NBC (yet again).

[Johnny Vegas]

HAHA...i'm high as hell and this shit is funnier than balls dude

[Batsu]

LMAO @ Shane.

[Skippord]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Azriel]

So Shane, you think you have more athletic prowess than both HBK and HHH combined? Tell us, how many times have you been World Champion?

[St. Jimmy]

UMAGA KILLS PEOPLE... lol.

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

What are they gonna do with DX when this endless feud with Vince ends?

[Azriel]

Paying for Unlimited? That won't go well

[St. Jimmy]

LOL. Todd screw up?

[ClockShot]

DIE TODD DIE!

*edit* Nah, let's rip off the new movie coming out: TODD GRISHAM MUST DIE!

[PullMyFinger]

LOL cruiserweight LMAO

[Linkbowler]

Whaaaa?

[Azriel]

I'm sure DX will break up some way and HHH will start hunting for the title

[Xero]

Cruiserweight? :wtf:

[St. Jimmy]

Wait... did JR just CORRECT someone? .... ....

[Skippord]

Fucking Grisham

[PullMyFinger]

Hopefully a feud with John Cena - when he's turned heel.

[Azriel]

This has great potential

[St. Jimmy]

Remeber, Todd is used to Velocity. ^_^

[korinkahn]

Carlito has a phat ass

[Xero]

It sounded a bit blatant, so maybe it'll be an angle.

[Linkbowler]

Ya know, Todd's not a bad ring announcer now that he dropped the schtick and went back to his normal voice. Well, if you disregard the inaccuracies.

[St. Jimmy]

Shelts gonna do the job. =/

[BigDaddyCool]

Wait... did JR just CORRECT someone? .... ....

Yes, I'm confused as well.

So, are they purposely messing up there lines tonigt or what?

[Skippord]

What the hell Korinkahn?

[Johnny Vegas]

THIS NIGGA SAID THEY ARE QUICKER THAN HICCUPS..OMG LOL WHAT A FUCKING JOKE

[RGWhat316]

You'd think after a decent match with Cena last week, that Shelton might get a little more of a push, but guess not.

[St. Jimmy]

lol. classic.

[St. Jimmy]

SNME Sucked. ^_^

[St. Jimmy]

Edge is going to run in, Spear Cena, umaga picks up the win - everyones happy.

[Skippord]

So Cena's gimmick is no-selling things?

[RGWhat316]

I was gone for the weekend and haven't even seen SNME yet. I taped it, and will probably watch it later or tomorrow.

[St. Jimmy]

No, his gimmick is a Salute.

[Azriel]

It sucked HARD Jimmy.

[St. Jimmy]

Yeah, the promise land is Taker Vs. Show for the ECW title? Fuck you.

[Johnny Vegas]

Damn, that FU on the table was the shit tho.

[ClockShot]

I was gone for the weekend and haven't even seen SNME yet. I taped it, and will probably watch it later or tomorrow.

Don't waste your time dude.

[korinkahn]

What the hell Korinkahn?

I like him

[Skippord]

Fuck I dont care about a fucking tornado in Adams County

[Azriel]

I think Vince has neutered Heyman

[PullMyFinger]

Taker vs. Show? lol

I love how everyone quit the "wtf?! this is not ECW!" purely because they just gave up now due to the shit they've seen.

[St. Jimmy]

Vince neutering people is his vision. He got bischoff, he got turner, now he wants heyman.

[St. Jimmy]

CLERKS SNEEK PEEK TONIGHT. FUCK YEAH. (caps are gay)

[St. Jimmy]

oooh. trish. ^_^

[Batsu]

I think Vince has neutered Heyman

That's -been- going on. The question is, what is Vince so scared of if he just lets Heyman run the ECW brand?

[RGWhat316]

That's -been- going on. The question is, what is Vince so scared of if he just lets Heyman run the ECW brand?
Probably that Heyman could make ECW beter than Vince is making WWE.

[Skippord]

Fuck I dont fucking care about Wendi Richter beating the Fabulous Moolah

[Azriel]

Trish/Carlito thing going on?

[RGWhat316]

Finally Mickie is back! Hasn't been on in 2 weeks.

[Batsu]

Did JR just say "Nancy Grace and a double latte"? LMFAO.

[Linkbowler]

So three actual wrestlers, plus Torrie. Someone please fix Beth Phoenix, quickly!

...and I"m wasting post 200 on THIS???

[ClockShot]

There's a word I'm looking for about this match. Can't seem to think of it.......

[BigDaddyCool]

There's a word I'm looking for about this match. Can't seem to think of it.......

Is it erection?

[Linkbowler]

Surprisingly decent?

[ClockShot]

Nah. I was looking for somthing along the lines of clusterfuck, or boring. Anything within that ballpark.

[ClockShot]

HERE WE GO!

[RGWhat316]

Mickie, then Maria. This is a good couple of minutes. :drool:

[Azriel]

So I guess Candice is a face now?

[Skippord]

Haha

[Johnny Vegas]

I :heart: Umaga's manager :y:

[Skippord]

I love Foley

[RGWhat316]

LOL, he still slides the Melina lines in there.

[Skippord]

Maria SO HOT want to touch the hiney arooooo

[Skippord]

I hate this song so much

[NeanderCarl]

I hate this song so much

What is it?

[Azriel]

So, is there going to be a SS match or not between Mick and Flair?

[RGWhat316]

Oh joy, I already got my tickets, but I get to see a Khali/Taker match next week.

[ClockShot]

"I am Immortal, I have inside me blood of kings......."

[RGWhat316]

*marks out for The Highlanders*

[McLegend]

I love jobber tag teams

[UmbrellaCorporation]

move along, move along, just to make it throuuuuuuuuuugh.


:foc:

[RGWhat316]

LOL, thats a good one. Stuck on an escalator for 3 hours.

[Linkbowler]

I'M ROBBIE!

[Azriel]

Highlanders!

[ClockShot]

What the hell, Sandman got runners on base!?

[Fignuts]

In three months you will all hate them and call their act stale.

[RGWhat316]

LOL, this could be good or bad.

[ClockShot]

WOW! PROFESSOR STRIKER IS A GENIUS!

[Skippord]

LOL Striker is teh mang

[korinkahn]

Edge greater then Cena

[RGWhat316]

Damn, does he have a new shirt every 2 weeks or something?

[Skippord]

move along, move along, just to make it throuuuuuuuuuugh.


:foc:
I want to firebomb the AAR members houses

[korinkahn]

Cena has beautiful lips

[Azriel]

DX initiating the Highlanders in a way :lol:

[ClockShot]

YES!

[RGWhat316]

pretty good shot through the chalkboard

[Johnny Vegas]

Cena has beautiful lips

OMG This is going on my sig ROFL

[Fignuts]

Shouldn't edge be selling the fact that he was put threough a table from the steps a couple days ago.

[ClockShot]

U-MA-GA, U-MA-GA, U-MA-GA!

[ClockShot]

Dammit Edge, get in there!

[Linkbowler]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMAGA!

[RGWhat316]

WOW, *marks out* UMAGA!

[korinkahn]

Is Johnny going to wrestle!:drool:

[ClockShot]

YES! YES YES YES YES YES OH HAPPY DAY!

Rep to anyone who knows who said that.

[The Optimist]

Oh my god. I think I am going to stop watching wrestling.

[Azriel]

triple threat at SS?

[Linkbowler]

HE'S STILL ROBBIE!

[McLegend]

I'm gonna be honest. I throughly enjoyed the Cena/Umaga match.

[ClockShot]

Shit. Thank god my new widescreen TV comes on friday so I can read that book.

[RGWhat316]

So who's ready for a new World Heavyweight Champion?

[Azriel]

It certainly wasn't bad. It was probably Umaga's best match

[St. Jimmy]

I love UMAGA. ^_^

[Azriel]

Well, I guess we might see Hogan in some fashion after all

[RGWhat316]

So Umaga carried Cena then?

[mrslackalack]

Looks like Umaga's rumored main event push after Summerslam might be true after that win over Cena.

[The Optimist]

Orton vs. Hogan Dumbass gimmicks collide.

[ClockShot]

Orton got his bags packed and the car running right now.

[RGWhat316]

When are they killing off this gimmick??

[St. Jimmy]

Spinning drop toe hold. =D

[St. Jimmy]

Wangamania.

[St. Jimmy]

RKOwned.

[ClockShot]

Cue music video.....

[St. Jimmy]

Nick Dismore, more commonly known as Eugene was found dead in his hotel room at 10 am this morning. No foul play was suspected. We wish Nick Dinsmore the best in his future endevors.

Poor Nick =/

[RGWhat316]

LOL, that was good.

[Azriel]

Nice little salute to his grandfather there.

[ClockShot]

So is unlimited up and running yet?

[Johnny Vegas]

Damn, is that true??? About Eugene?!

[St. Jimmy]

LMAO. No Vegas... it's not.

[RGWhat316]

Bob Orton Sr. passed, but not Eugene.

[St. Jimmy]

the Foley melina comments are awesome.

[ClockShot]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MONEY MONEY MONEY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Johnny Vegas]

Man, Don't Play Like That

[Gone Mad]

WOOOOOOOOOOO

[Azriel]

Mr. Flair, your rebuttal?

[St. Jimmy]

WOOOOO. Choked Out. WOOOOO.

[ClockShot]

Flair: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THEY DON'T CALL ME THE NATURE BOY FOR NOTHING! WOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'M SO FAR IN DEBT, I'M LIVING OUTDOORS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[RGWhat316]

WTF, after 10 pm, and only showing half the blood?

[RGWhat316]

Ah, the Melina comments had to lead somewhere.

[St. Jimmy]

Nitro on the mic isn't so bad tonight. Wow;

[korinkahn]

I want Johnny inside of me!

[ClockShot]

SHUT UP!

[St. Jimmy]

So wait... Melina being hurt is going to lead Foley to face Flair?

[RGWhat316]

So wait... Melina being hurt is going to lead Foley to face Flair?
most likely

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

I changed the channel for this diva search crap. Can somebody maybe let me know when it's over?

[Azriel]

Sad thing is, I could see that.

[Gone Mad]

Clerks 2 = I'm there.

Coming up next: Waste of space diva crap.... even though I don't want Jen to lose. She too fine!

[Gone Mad]

IF YOU'RE READY FOR THE MIZ TO FUCK UP, SAY HOO-RAH!

[RGWhat316]

Muting is really the best option here.

[St. Jimmy]

fuck poochy.

[Azriel]

Clock, as uncomfortable as korin's comments are, if we were to censor him, we'd be imposing a double standard because we are always talking about wanting to bang the divas. The only thing is to just ignore it.

[The Optimist]

HOO-RAH

[ClockShot]

Miz doesn't even know their names!

[St. Jimmy]

jesus christ.... this is the shittest tv ever.

[Azriel]

Thankfully that was fast

[St. Jimmy]

also, since miz is a "host" why not give him cards... seriously... like people care if miz uses cards. atleast he won't fuck up so fucking much.

[ClockShot]

Clock, as uncomfortable as korin's comments are, if we were to censor him, we'd be imposing a double standard because we are always talking about wanting to bang the divas. The only thing is to just ignore it.

True....

[Gone Mad]

BTW I did run into Miz acouple weeks ago in Miami Beach. That fucker looked ready to kill someone, plus he pretty tall.

[korinkahn]

Clock, as uncomfortable as korin's comments are, if we were to censor him, we'd be imposing a double standard because we are always talking about wanting to bang the divas. The only thing is to just ignore it.
I am not trying to make people uncomfortable, I am just saying he is attractive.

[RGWhat316]

So, the one who is the most flat-chested gets voted off first, lol.

[Azriel]

Wait, how were they able to do that? :lol:

[St. Jimmy]

Cuntsearch 2006!

[ClockShot]

Wow. 11 o'clock start time for ECW tomorrow. This really isn't Vince and Paul's best month now is it?

[Azriel]

So glad they put the competitions on SD.

[The Optimist]

So, the one who is the most flat-chested gets voted off first, lol.
I'm on MSN with The Critic, he said the same thing.

[Azriel]

Hmm, that Eureka show premiere must be 2 hours, which looks fairly interesting by the way

[Azriel]

I'd be interested to know if it wasn't for Layla getting immunity if she would get voted off?

[Gone Mad]

Wait, how were they able to do that?

Because...

JOHN TUCKER

MUST

DIIIIIIIIEE!!

:shifty:

[RGWhat316]

Hell, I'm surprised the French chick hasn't given up yet.

[ClockShot]

I'm hot for teacher.....But I think Ashley Jr. may take this one. Just so she can have a sidekick.

All in all. I have zero interest in this what so ever. Just my picks.

[RGWhat316]

I figure it will be J.T. or Rebecca, only cus a redhead won the first year, a blonde the 2nd, so it has to be a brunette's turn.

[Azriel]

Ok, far shot I know, but I'm calling it anyway just for the hell of it, Shane will join DX tonight.

[BigDaddyCool]

Ok, far shot I know, but I'm calling it anyway just for the hell of it, Shane will join DX tonight.

No, that is just dumb.

[RGWhat316]

Shawn v Shane a dream match???? We already saw it at SNME in March.

[Innovator]

Azriel that could be the worst prediction ever

[Gone Mad]

It was a horrible prediction. You may as well have Umaga join DX or Hacksaw.

[RGWhat316]

cue Spirit Squad

[St. Jimmy]

Highlanders come out?

[Azriel]

Ok, never making predictions again :lol:

[RGWhat316]

Has one person won a match in their hometown lately?

[St. Jimmy]

Gamey :love:

[Azriel]

I thought it was called Sledgie :lol:

[Savio]

Umaga vs Cena was match of the night.

[Gonzo]

DX can't win every time, thats pretty damn boring. They better be playing this up to some point where Vince will finally trump them good, then it would make the little rivalry better.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Umaga vs Cena was match of the night.


Umaga + Match of the Night...


For that matter, Cena + Match of the Night...

Never thought I'd hear those words together, but you're absolutely right. I guess two wrongs do make a right after all.

[RGWhat316]

Wow, only 5 pages. How the RAW thread has gone down. But agreed, Cena v Umaga was surprisingly good.

[Gonzo]

I like Cena but I wouldn't say that. I just would say that the other matches tonight weren't good.

[Kalyx triaD]

Raw was kinda gay tonight. Although DX was actually funny, everything else was just meh. I contemplated getting back online. Sad is the state of wrestling today.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Raw was more entertaining this week than others recently.

Also, I'm really liking Umaga.

[Azriel]

It's good though to see Umaga battling non jobbers now

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Also, while it's still a pretty lame finisher, I love how Cena sold the spike.

[FourFifty]

BTW I did run into Miz acouple weeks ago in Miami Beach. That fucker looked ready to kill someone, plus he pretty tall.

WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?! WHY DIDN'T YOU KILL POOCHY!!?!??! YOU MUST HAVE HAD A CHANCE!!!!! YOU SEE THIS? I"M TYPING IN ALL CAPS!!!!! THAT MEANS I'M PISSED OFF (or I'm e.e. cummings and I forgot to turn the caps lock off) BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T KILL THE MIZ!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

.........UMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGA

[owenbrown]

YES! YES YES YES YES YES OH HAPPY DAY!

Rep to anyone who knows who said that.

It was Tommy Lee Jones as Two-Face in Batman Forever.



and back to the subject of RAW last nite.... It SUCKED!:shifty: