Brooke Hogan - About Us

[Sadistic]

So Orton says something in relation to this song on Raw, and it got me thinking: there might actually be people that listen to this shit.

Let's look past the uncreative, unimaginative looped sounds that make up the "music" and let's look at the amazing lyrics.

So, can the writer grasp basic spelling and grammar? Let's see:

Boys talkin' down
On the sidelines watching wishin' they was playin' the game we playin'
But its all good though

Wha?

I see your lips moving but I don't hear nothing
Everybody talking like they really know something about us
But they don't know nothing about us

So you hear everything and they know everything about ye.

They know we caked up but they don't know how much we worth
people clear the ceiling off because we getting work

Jesus.

But they ain't seen nothing
They Ain't heard nothing

OK, they can't grasp basic english spelling and grammar, but they can put a sentence together.....right?
Think again:

Plastic wrist we got the Johnny Dang watch froze 5 kid yellow stone
I'm squashing chatter when the light hit the pinky ring

:wtf: I'll be surprised if anyone can understand that.

HHhhhhmmmm, maybe the writer doesn't give into typical, predictable lyrics.

See me in the new Benz cuz I'm oh so ballin'

Oh, guess I was wrong there too.

Alright, alright. Maybe the lyricist can AT LEAST put some good rhymes together. Let's have a look at this work of poetry:

We ain't concerned with them bums we cumulating funds

With a four inch lenz I just wanna hit the mall with some of my friends

Picture yourself up in my shoes
Top story in the news
Everyday its something new
Everybody's watching you

Wow, my 4 year old cousin is better than that.

So, to conclude, this song is everything that's wrong with the youth these days. I can't imagine people buying this, hell I can't imagine someone invested money in it, recorded it, produced it, mixed and mastered it, and actually sells it.
And WE have to see this shit promoted on a wrestling show? Bullshit.

[Blitz]

Why?

[Xero]

Five words. Look At John Cena Fans.

[Dorkchop]

Four words: Look at CZW fans.

[Xero]

Now, I'm always up for a good CZW bashing, but those fans would never care about Brooke Hogan songs. They listen to heavy, emo stuff, not pop fluff.

[Arnold HamNegger]

Plastic wrist we got the Johnny Dang watch froze 5 kid yellow stone
I'm squashing chatter when the light hit the pinky ring


http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/ShotzCA/angry.jpg

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

Are those really the lyrics? Jesus Christ...

[KingofOldSchool]

Well considering Paul Wall made a cameo in the video AND this is coming from Hulk Hogan's daughter...are you really surprised?

[Pegasus Crawford]

Just reading the first few lines was enough to short-circuit my brain.

[Kane Knight]

How many people do you think listen to the lyrics?

And you spent time digesting them? :wtf:

[Xero]

How many people do you think listen to the lyrics?

And you spent time digesting them? :wtf:
He probably spent time listening to it over and over to memorize the lyrics.

[KingofOldSchool]

I can't wait to sing this during Karaokee.

[Azriel]

Eh, the song/video is generic. She's no better than the rest of these Britney wannabes. Nothing new and unique. Yes, Brooke looked hot, but that was it.

[SammyG]

Anything including Paul Wall is terrible.

[Kane Knight]

Eh, the song/video is generic. She's no better than the rest of these Britney wannabes. Nothing new and unique. Yes, Brooke looked hot, but that was it.

And the dancing was so basic. Talent optional.

[The Naitch]

Isn't Scott Storch one of the producers or some shit. That's the guy married to Lil Kim btw

[Innovator]

Sadistic I know you're in an emotional state after losing Cage of Death, it's ok. That doesn't mean it's ok to listen to Brooke Hogan

[Skippord]

What the fuck is that song even about?

[Xero]

What the fuck is that song even about?
Us.

[Destor]

MUSIC FORUM

[Skippord]

Us.
:love:

[TerranRich]

Picture yourself up in my shoes
How can you be "up in" someone's shoes? Gross...

[Rob]

So where's the UFC involvement?

[Corkscrewed]

Wow. Sounds like a really bad rap song if you go only by the lyrics. :lol: This is even worse than that new Paris Hilton song...

[Gertner]

So Orton says something in relation to this song on Raw, and it got me thinking: there might actually be people that listen to this shit.

Let's look past the uncreative, unimaginative looped sounds that make up the "music" and let's look at the amazing lyrics.

So, can the writer grasp basic spelling and grammar? Let's see:

Boys talkin' down
On the sidelines watching wishin' they was playin' the game we playin'
But its all good though

Wha?

I see your lips moving but I don't hear nothing
Everybody talking like they really know something about us
But they don't know nothing about us

So you hear everything and they know everything about ye.

They know we caked up but they don't know how much we worth
people clear the ceiling off because we getting work

Jesus.

But they ain't seen nothing
They Ain't heard nothing

OK, they can't grasp basic english spelling and grammar, but they can put a sentence together.....right?
Think again:

Plastic wrist we got the Johnny Dang watch froze 5 kid yellow stone
I'm squashing chatter when the light hit the pinky ring

:wtf: I'll be surprised if anyone can understand that.

HHhhhhmmmm, maybe the writer doesn't give into typical, predictable lyrics.

See me in the new Benz cuz I'm oh so ballin'

Oh, guess I was wrong there too.

Alright, alright. Maybe the lyricist can AT LEAST put some good rhymes together. Let's have a look at this work of poetry:

We ain't concerned with them bums we cumulating funds

With a four inch lenz I just wanna hit the mall with some of my friends

Picture yourself up in my shoes
Top story in the news
Everyday its something new
Everybody's watching you

Wow, my 4 year old cousin is better than that.

So, to conclude, this song is everything that's wrong with the youth these days. I can't imagine people buying this, hell I can't imagine someone invested money in it, recorded it, produced it, mixed and mastered it, and actually sells it.
And WE have to see this shit promoted on a wrestling show? Bullshit.



shut up with your" hoiler than thou" attitude. Brooke Hogan's music is the equivilant of light bulb matches

[Kane Knight]

To be fair, so is Cena's wrestling.

[Stickman]

A thread about Brooke Hogan needs pictures of her.

[Destor]

Here you go Stickman:















































































































http://www.vhtrc.org/fourplay/2003/coyote-poop.jpg

[Destor]

Even Better:
http://kristjana.klaki.net/archives/elephant-poop.jpg

[Rob]

UFC UFC UFC

[Kane Knight]

UFC UFC UFC

Brooke Hogan vs Chuck Lidell.

[Rob]

I like Brooke

[KingofOldSchool]

I like Natalie Portman, but I'm not going to bring her into a wrestling forum.

[Blitz]

Well hell, I will.

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/8759/natalieportman16qw7.jpg

Yeahhhhhhhhhh

[Corkscrewed]

:shifty: :shifty:





















































http://thebosh.com/archives/upload/2006/07/Natalie-Portman-will-play.jpg










































:shifty: :shifty:

[Corkscrewed]

(that just happened to be the first portman pic that showed up on the search) :lol:

[Theo Dious]

http://thebosh.com/archives/upload/2006/07/Natalie-Portman-will-play.jpg
Oh my God THAT'S A NIPPLE!!!
Remind me not to look at this at work.

[Blitz]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c326/hollywoodsexandcandy/natalie_portman_nude.jpg

[Kalyx triaD]

Anikan was hittin that.

[St. Jimmy]

So where's the UFC involvement?

Obviously this is the new theme song for "The Natural"