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Corkscrewed
07-22-2006, 04:32 AM
Undertaker's shovel dildo?

Noselling vibrator?

Reese's Peaces/Pieces?

Other?



SAY SO NOW!!!!


REST IN PISCES :mad:

OverTaker
07-22-2006, 04:45 AM
I'd be careful what you say about TakerLover, he's got a lightning bolt he could use on you.

Ben Rodrigues
07-22-2006, 05:02 AM
I would think he'd dress up like The Undertaker to get himself off as the cross-dressers do.

Ben Rodrigues
07-22-2006, 05:03 AM
)))GONG(((

You have awakened the creatures of the night. Prepare to REST..........IN..............PIECES..........:mad:

OverTaker
07-22-2006, 07:13 AM
)))GONG(((

I will sacrifice you and you will REST IN PIECES!!:mad:

Kane Knight
07-22-2006, 08:45 AM
I would think he'd dress up like The Undertaker to get himself off as the cross-dressers do.

YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND CROSSDRESSERS!

BEN RODRIGUES! YOU WILL REST...IN...PUMPS! )))PRAWN(((

Ben Rodrigues
07-22-2006, 08:58 AM
YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND CROSSDRESSERS!

BEN RODRIGUES! YOU WILL REST...IN...PUMPS! )))PRAWN(((

:lol:

Kane Knight
07-22-2006, 09:21 AM
It probably should have been ")))Prada(((" but I didn't think of it at the time.

TerranRich
07-22-2006, 02:47 PM
*THRONG*

http://www.dentalworkers.com/images/group-people.gif

FourFifty
07-22-2006, 06:36 PM
*Bong!*
<img src=http://www.glass-pipes-water-bongs.com/foto/big/116-the-bong-question-mix.jpg>

OverTaker
07-22-2006, 06:38 PM
Nice

TerranRich
07-22-2006, 07:23 PM
*HONG KONG*

http://hong-kong.tourism-asia.net/gifs/hong-kong-map.jpg

James Steele
07-22-2006, 11:33 PM
* THONG *

http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/1929/thongvr0.jpg

Executioner
07-22-2006, 11:45 PM
* THONG *

http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/1929/thongvr0.jpg

:wtf: :eek: :rofl: :shifty:

El Fangel
07-23-2006, 12:23 AM
ummm......This thread is messed, and Im being sat on by some chick with a large butt, in a thong.

" I like big butts and I cannot lie, these other brothers can't deny....."

D Mac
07-23-2006, 12:52 AM
SCHLONG!!!!!


http://www.schardt.org/kaltramps/stuff/Schlong.jpg

Xero
07-23-2006, 12:56 AM
I think we've gone through every possible "-ong" word except for............

*KONG*

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Misc/kong.gif
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Misc/donkeybody.jpg

D Mac
07-23-2006, 12:58 AM
WRONG!!!

TakerLover
07-23-2006, 04:02 AM
What the fuck is all this? i would never make a thread about someone like this! You bastards all who are against me will soon realize the pain of judgment day! and I don't use an undertaker shovel dildo to get off. i've got a chick who sucks my dick.

*RIP*

D Mac
07-23-2006, 04:12 AM
Fuk Jerks

Ben Rodrigues
07-23-2006, 04:30 AM
What the fuck is all this? i would never make a thread about someone like this! You bastards all who are against me will soon realize the pain of judgment day! and I don't use an undertaker shovel dildo to get off. i've got a chick who sucks my dick.

*RIP*

Now now. No need for fibs.

Extreme Angle
07-23-2006, 04:43 AM
*SONG*
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g108/extremeangle/standback.jpg

Ben Rodrigues
07-23-2006, 04:48 AM
By the way - your neg rep has no effect due to your remarkable red boxes.

Xero
07-23-2006, 09:53 AM
What the fuck is all this? i would never make a thread about someone like this!
You've been making threads about NOBODY but this guy!

FourFifty
07-23-2006, 09:55 AM
By the way - your neg rep has no effect due to your remarkable red boxes.

Yea, what he said.

FourFifty
07-23-2006, 10:09 AM
ONG!!!

http://pix.epodunk.com/locatorMaps/ne/NE_27516.gif
Location: 40.39825 N, 97.83914 W
Population (1990): 69 (56 housing units)
Area: 0.7 sq km (land), 0.0 sq km (water)
Zip code(s): 68452
(thanks to dictionary.com for the info)
I'll be damned... the state of Nebraska really does exist....

Kane Knight
07-23-2006, 10:12 AM
What the fuck is all this? i would never make a thread about someone like this! You bastards all who are against me will soon realize the pain of judgment day! and I don't use an undertaker shovel dildo to get off. i've got a chick who sucks my dick.

*RIP*
Yeah, but what if your mom is busy?

BONG!

Fucking image.http://www.joblo.com/images_movie_reviews/jay_silent_bob.jpg

FourFifty
07-23-2006, 10:16 AM
Yeah, but what if your mom is busy?http://www.joblo.com/images_movie_reviews/jay_silent_bob.jpg

That's why he has a little sister.

Skippord
07-23-2006, 11:42 AM
*STRONG*

<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f85/Skippord/super_muscle_man.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a>

Corkscrewed
07-23-2006, 01:07 PM
:eek: There is no fucking way that's real.

He looks like he's got multiple tumors popping out of him. :lol:

Xero
07-23-2006, 01:08 PM
:eek: There is no fucking way that's real.
Yeah, everyone knows that if you take steroids, as that guy probably did, he wouldn't have balls that size.

Kane Knight
07-23-2006, 11:05 PM
YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND CROSSDRESSERS!

BEN RODRIGUES! YOU WILL REST...IN...PUMPS! )))PRAWN(((

<table class="tborder" align="center" border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1" width="100%"><tbody id="collapseobj_usercp_reputation" style=""><tr><td class="alt2">http://tpww.net/forums/images/reputation/reputation_balance.gif</td> <td class="alt1Active" id="p1355201" width="50%">What does Takerlover... (http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1355201#post1355201)</td> <td class="alt2" nowrap="nowrap">07-23-2006 03:40 AM</td> <td class="alt1" nowrap="nowrap">TakerLover (http://tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=5566)</td> <td class="alt2" width="50%">dickface</td></tr></tbody></table>

Neutral rep over a crossdresser comment. Perhaps I struck a nerve?

Corkscrewed
07-23-2006, 11:47 PM
called me a jerk or something too. :lol:

Kane Knight
07-23-2006, 11:50 PM
Maybe we're dickjerks.

Also, I think I know about women's clothing. So TAKERLOVER...REST...IN...PINK! *SARONG*

Skippord
07-24-2006, 12:12 AM
Taker Lover Wears Panties

TLWP TLWP TLWP

TerranRich
07-24-2006, 01:07 AM
Okay, guys I already did the THONG (with the same lady) and KONG (with almost the same image of Donkey Kong). Try something original. :p

Kane Knight
07-24-2006, 01:11 AM
IT'S STILL <s>REAL</s> NEW TO ME, DAMMIT! :'(

James Steele
07-24-2006, 01:20 AM
Okay, guys I already did the THONG (with the same lady) and KONG (with almost the same image of Donkey Kong). Try something original. :p

Here is one asshole:


*QONG*

http://www.stressdefense.com/ChiQOngDVDwdisk.gif

FourFifty
07-24-2006, 02:45 AM
"LONG*
<img src=http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Nancy-Overton/Long-Island-Ice-Tea-Print-C10141642.jpeg>
Long island ice tea, that is.

James Steele
07-24-2006, 03:09 AM
QONG OWNS YOU ALL

Kane Knight
07-24-2006, 09:54 AM
PHONG!

http://alswaiter.codedaemon.com/RB/Cast/Castpics/phong.gif

Mike the Metal Ed
07-24-2006, 10:01 AM
*PONG!*

http://www.linux-france.org/prj/jargonf/fig/pong.png

TerranRich
07-24-2006, 10:07 AM
))) PONG (((

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/8863/pongho4.gif

TerranRich
07-24-2006, 10:08 AM
Damn you, Mike. :p

TerranRich
07-24-2006, 10:12 AM
))) VONG (((

http://ewancient.lysator.liu.se/pic/fanq/j/n/jnmayer3/yuuzhan_vong.jpg

(An alien in Star Wars or something)

Skippord
07-24-2006, 11:04 AM
*YONG*

<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f85/Skippord/SUHYongSun1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a>

FourFifty
07-24-2006, 01:57 PM
ding DONG

<img src=http://www.cybercandy.co.uk/acatalog/1720.jpg>

Corkscrewed
07-24-2006, 02:32 PM
:lol:

I can't believe this thread is still open. I honestly expected this to be closed after a couple hours.

But I hear Funky's been AWOL for a while or something.

Corkscrewed
07-24-2006, 02:33 PM
--I MEAN--

MONG!!!!

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/4540/mongcdcl3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

TerranRich
07-24-2006, 02:57 PM
}}} OBLONG {{{

http://www.rangefindermag.com/magazine/archives/July01/July01Images/OBLONG.jpg

Skippord
07-24-2006, 03:09 PM
*ONG*

<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f85/Skippord/home_middle.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a>

Kane Knight
07-24-2006, 03:31 PM
Prong!

http://www.blueheronwoods.com/pictures/Hairsticks/2%20Prong%20Sample%20600.jpg

TerranRich
07-24-2006, 04:53 PM
*PROLONG*

http://www.thanedirect.co.uk/images/lifestyle/prolong/prolong200x200.gif

Blitz
07-24-2006, 04:56 PM
LOL at the Yuuzhan Vong.

Chavo Classic
07-24-2006, 05:24 PM
CHONG!

http://ims-ism.nrc-cnrc.gc.ca/staff/images/ChowChongP_2003.jpg

Skippord
07-24-2006, 05:39 PM
CYLONG


<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f85/Skippord/3.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a>

Chavo Classic
07-24-2006, 05:43 PM
David Beckham wearing his SARONG!

http://www.skortman.com/Davidbeckhamsarong.jpg

Skippord
07-24-2006, 05:45 PM
BARONG

<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f85/Skippord/barong.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a>

James Steele
07-24-2006, 11:17 PM
lol

FourFifty
07-25-2006, 03:13 AM
mah JONGG

http://www.download-game.com/Mah_Jong-Mah_Jongg_for_Windows_Enlarged.png

FourFifty
07-25-2006, 03:14 AM
QUONG!

<img src=http://www.hp-lexicon.org/images/wizcards/24-quong-po.jpg>

Yes, I am now looking for ONG words...

D Mac
07-25-2006, 04:52 AM
http://www.pauseandplay.com/headstrong.gif

TakerLover
07-25-2006, 05:52 AM
)))GONG(((

I have returned!!!

This thread is just plain stupid now. you guys buried the joke in the ground like i'm going to do to all TakerHaters.

REST IN PEACE!! :mad:

FourFifty
07-25-2006, 05:55 AM
*ahem*

Choke on my
)))LONG OBLONG SHLONG(((

REST IN ONG, NE!!!!

D Mac
07-25-2006, 06:30 AM
Fuk Jerkongs

Lux
07-25-2006, 06:37 AM
)))GONG(((

I have returned!!!

This thread is just plain stupid now. you guys buried the joke in the ground like i'm going to do to all TakerHaters.

REST IN PEACE!! :mad:
How the fuck are you going to bury someone over the internet

Skippord
07-25-2006, 10:01 AM
E-Shovel

KingofOldSchool
07-25-2006, 12:03 PM
*SO LONG*

http://www.atributetowrestlers.com/mark-henry-picture10.jpg

Xero
07-25-2006, 12:14 PM
)))GONG(((

I have returned!!!

This thread is just plain stupid now. you guys buried the joke in the ground like i'm going to do to all TakerHaters.

REST IN PEACE!! :mad:
So it WAS a joke in the first place? I thought you were serious and thought you really had some developmental problems.

James Steele
07-25-2006, 12:18 PM
RANDOM McMAHONISM PROPAGANDA-ONG

Just John
07-25-2006, 12:24 PM
*CRONG*

http://i3.yesasia.com/assets/imgs/gifts/96/p1004040496.jpg

FourFifty
07-25-2006, 03:17 PM
RON!!!!!
<img src=http://www.callus.com/separatedatbirth/ronjeremy.jpg>

Xero
07-25-2006, 04:04 PM
*SCHWONG*

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Misc/schwing.gif

Kane Knight
07-25-2006, 04:22 PM
There are a few no-one's used yet.

Skippord
07-25-2006, 05:19 PM
JARONG

<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f85/Skippord/41-550.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a>

TerranRich
07-25-2006, 05:21 PM
*KLINGOOONNN*

http://www.oneysoft.com/Klingon-WDM.jpg

LMAO at the pic

Xero
07-25-2006, 05:24 PM
*KLINGOOONNN*

http://www.oneysoft.com/Klingon-WDM.jpg

LMAO at the pic
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/James20Mitchell_main.jpg

Corkscrewed
07-25-2006, 05:46 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:









http://www.atributetowrestlers.com/mark-henry-picture10.jpg

OLY CRAP! He was actually physically fit and--dare I say it--buff back then!!!

Skippord
07-25-2006, 05:55 PM
NEW SIG

RoXer
06-29-2014, 02:07 PM
De Jong!!!!!!

ron the dial
06-29-2014, 02:33 PM
ummm......This thread is messed, and Im being sat on by some chick with a large butt, in a thong.

" I like big butts and I cannot lie, these other brothers can't deny....."
https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10511159_837850296240040_3140116932713887633_n.jpg

OverTaker
06-29-2014, 09:17 PM
Classic TakerLover lol