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The MAC
07-23-2006, 04:06 PM
Jesus!

Everytime Tazz doing commentary he mentions he has wrestled one of (if not both ) the wrestlers in the ring.

What in the name of FUCK is wrong with Tazz?
Xero
07-23-2006, 04:29 PM
I'm sure he's not lying when he says that, when you account for house shows and the like.
Blitz
07-23-2006, 04:55 PM
Yes.

In fact Tazz and I had a match in the summer of '04 that was given 4 3/4 stars by the Observer.
The One
07-23-2006, 05:15 PM
Wait wait wait...you HAVN'T wrestled Tazz? For the sake of his commentary job I hope you never make it or Tazz will have nothing to talk about.
loopydate
07-23-2006, 06:07 PM
Lemme tell ya, Cole, I've read posts by The One, and believe me when I tell ya his sarcastic barbs hurt like hell!
Kane Knight
07-24-2006, 12:12 AM
Wait wait wait...you HAVN'T wrestled Tazz? For the sake of his commentary job I hope you never make it or Tazz will have nothing to talk about.

Unless he's wrestling me. I faced Tazz on four separate occasions. The last one was a technical masterpiece that ran for 45 minutes before ending in a no contest.
Skippord
07-24-2006, 12:19 AM
Hahaha I beat him in 14 seconds with 11 punches
TerranRich
07-24-2006, 01:20 AM
Yeah, *I* wrestled Tazz! He's one tough son of a bitch!

Hey! Did I ever tell ya? We once had a bachelor party for Tazz. He ate the entire cake.. before we could tell him there was a stripper in it!
FourFifty
07-24-2006, 03:08 AM
Hahaha I beat him in 14 seconds with 11 punches

Well I beat him in 11 seconds with 14 punches.
OverTaker
07-24-2006, 08:33 AM
Tazz is sitting right here smoking some weed with me. He's the next one to get suspended.
loopydate
07-24-2006, 01:11 PM
Yeah, *I* wrestled Tazz! He's one tough son of a bitch!

Hey! Did I ever tell ya? We once had a bachelor party for Tazz. He ate the entire cake.. before we could tell him there was a stripper in it!

Hey... That's MY gimmick!

Or was...

...the two times I ever posted that stuff.

Several months ago.

Aw, fuck it.
CSL
07-24-2006, 01:16 PM
Well I beat him in 11 seconds with 14 punches.

<font color=white>4 seconds...one punch...:yes: </font>
TerranRich
07-24-2006, 01:50 PM
I loved that Andre the Giant thread where everybody used Bill Braskey quotes and even made up their own in regards to Andre. Hilarious stuff. I gotta find that thread.