Smackdown losing more workers...

[Blitz]

From Observer:

--Super Crazy was originally booked to face Gregory Helms yesterday as most expected. Crazy has also been taken off the active roster due to health reasons stemming from liver issues. Kid Kash is expected to be suspended after tomorrow's tapings.

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Man, what's up with all these liver problems? Bad catering, I guess.

And I have little doubt that Kash is getting suspended for drugs.

One more interesting thing:

--Fit Finlay will be turning face due to the numbers game with so many people out of action. This is not the end of it.

WOnder who else might be going out?

[Loose Cannon]

lol.

[McLegend]

lol SD might have to call on Dave Mercy for help.

Now the biggest reason to watch SD is just to see who is not going to be on this week.

[Disturbed316]

lol seriously, thats 3 people with liver problems now.

[6to1]

yea what is wrong with everyones livers, and what did kid kash do now.

[The Naitch]

LIVER AND ONIONS! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Disturbed316]

rofl

[Londoner]

Fuck fuck fuck, this is just becoming a joke now. LOL...

[TerranRich]

WWE has come to terms on the release of the Catering Department. We wish them the best in their future poisonings

[Mr. Nerfect]

I think I saw a sign at The Great American Bash saying "I came to see who's left".

If I were the WWE, here is my booking of SmackDown! this week:

-Brian Kendrick rolls up Gregory Helms to win the WWE Cruiserweight Championship, as well as holding the WWE Tag Team Championship.

-Sylvan pins Tatanka with a DDT.

-Paul London defeats Finlay via disqualification in a WWE United States Championship match when William Regal attacks Paul London. Brian Kendrick comes out for the save.

-Funaki & Scotty 2 Hotty defeat The Pit Bulls with a Double Superkick on Kid Kash. Jamie Noble attacks Kid Kash after the match, "injuring" him.

-Batista defeats Ken Kennedy via disqualification, as Ken Kennedy, King Booker, Finlay, William Regal and The Little Bastard beat him down. Paul London & Brian Kendrick run out for the save, but are also beaten down. Rey Mysterio runs out, but gets ambushed by Chavo Guerrero and a steel chair.

Just spread out your talent a bit more, and you'll be fine.

[KingofOldSchool]

Uh oh...looks like it's a job for CM PUNK.

:shifty:

[Skippord]

Seriously are liver problems contagious?

[KingofOldSchool]

Seriously are liver problems contagious?

They've been drinking with Ric Flair way too much.

[Skippord]

I bet they paid

[KingofOldSchool]

I bet they paid

With their liver.

[Skippord]

I bet Khali could drink a lot

[KingofOldSchool]

Well Khali is a freaking natural giant, so he is more prone to diseases and stuff.

[Chavo Classic]

...Brian Kendrick rolls up Gregory Helms to win the WWE Cruiserweight Championship...

...Paul London defeats Finlay via disqualification in a WWE United States Championship match when William Regal attacks Paul London. Brian Kendrick comes out for the save....

...Paul London & Brian Kendrick run out for the save, but are also beaten down...

Someone's a London/Kendrick mark

[Chavo Classic]

And despite all this, the ratio of talent to people fucking watching Smackdown remains 3:1.

[Innovator]

Uh oh...looks like it's a job for CM PUNK.

:shifty:Punk alone can't save Smackdown (though if he wanted to, he surely could), this is more of a job for the SECOND CITY SAINTS.

[Innovator]

Let's go celebrate with a Diet Coke and a Twizzler!

[Chavo Classic]

Let's go celebrate with a Diet <s> Coke </s> Pepsi and a Twizzler!

[Skippord]

Someone's a London/Kendrick mark
I know I am

[Chavo Classic]

I know I am

Takes one to know one

[Kane Knight]

lol SD might have to call on Dave Wadding for help.

[Tommy Gunn]

Smackdown is seriously lacking in star power... They should never have shipped Angle off to ECW.

[Kane Knight]

Since Angle's suspended right now, it doesn't help them much anyway,

[Dorkchop]

Why is Smackdown losing all thier coloured guys? Thinking about it, no one has seen Tatanka lately.

I guess Vince's "protein shakes" have some side effects.

[Kane Knight]

Tatanka was in one of the vignettes last week.

[Innovator]

It is good to see that they are following through with the testing/wellness program.

[Dorkchop]

Tatanka was in one of the vignettes last week.

Another one of his boring Lakota Tribe vignettes?

[Kane Knight]

Naw. Just backstage, he gets mentioned.

[Corkscrewed]

Not to make light of these guys with liver problems, but this is just ridiculous. :lol:

Dammit, Super Crazy on GAB would have gotten me Tipsters points too. DAMN YOU WWE CATERING VAN!!!!



Alternatively, maybe someone watched the Tim White episodes and figured that killing people doesn't really kill them?

[Kane Knight]

An impressionable wrestler/fan?

[Lara Emily]

Since Angle's suspended right now, it doesn't help them much anyway,

Was that drug related as well?

[Kane Knight]

There haven't been any real details, but it's believed to have been.

[Dorkchop]

Angle's actually suspended? I thought he was taking some time off because he wasn't too happy being moved to ECW. I then somewhat slightly thought he was suspended for being vocal about not being happy being in ECW.

If Angle's suspended due to drugs, it's most likely pain killers and or roids.

[Afterlife]

Someone's a London/Kendrick mark

I wanna have Kendrick's babies.

[TerranRich]

Naw. Just backstage, he gets mentioned.
Wasn't he actually shown on-screen, with Hardy and someone else, talking to Sylvan?

[Kane Knight]

Wasn't he actually shown on-screen, with Hardy and someone else, talking to Sylvan?

YES! IT WAS THE SYLVAN PROMO! It was like Him, Funaki, and a Brit or something though.