This is the most spectacularly awful thing I have ever seen. I GIVE YOU GUNTHER!!!

[Arnold HamNegger]

:rofl: Mullets of the world rejoice, your new king is here.....GUNTHER! :rofl:
http://www.gunthernet.com/gallery/5.jpg

I laughed, I cried, I questioned my sanity. There are no words to describe this guy, his music or his videos. They must be seen to be believed. :wtf:

The site:
http://www.gunthernet.com
- "The four main things in Günthers life are Champagne, Glamour, Sex and Respect!"


The album:
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/ShotzCA/gunter2.jpg


The videos:
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/ShotzCA/gunther6.jpg
"Touch Me" (with Samantha Fox)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3238343021359056276&q=gunther



http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/ShotzCA/gunther7.jpg
"The Dingdongsong"
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4890535583577505426&q=gunther



http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/ShotzCA/gunther1.jpg
"Tutti Frutti Summer Love"
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3020546649158957035&q=gunther


http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/ShotzCA/gunther5.jpg
"Gunther Christmas Song"
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1664551898800522816&q=gunther

[UmbrellaCorporation]

OOOOH, YOU TOUCH MY TRA-LA-LA.

[Arnold HamNegger]

OOOOH, YOU TOUCH MY TRA-LA-LA.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

His next single coming out is called "Teeny Weeny String Bikini."

[UmbrellaCorporation]

ROFL, are you serious? :lol:

[Arnold HamNegger]

Yeah, can you imagine the video! This guy is like a human trainwreck...I wanna look away but I just can't. I'm trying to figure out if this is supposed to be a joke or if he's just that gloriously cheesy.
The videos look like they're pretty high budget!

[Arnold HamNegger]

:lol:
You can listen to 30 seconds of each of his songs athttp://www.towerrecords.com/product.aspx?pfid=3405963&title=Pleasureman&artist=Gunther

Listen to "I'm Your Man (G.U.N.T.H.E.R)". It's so "Shaft" it's ridiculous! I've got a few people in my office right now and we're in tears watching this guy. :rofl: I can only imagine what it would be like under the influence...

[road doggy dogg]

Your Rob Harvey-esque endorsement kind of ruined any potential humour here

[Arnold HamNegger]

Your Rob Harvey-esque endorsement kind of ruined any potential humour here


Don't know who that is, but nice sig though. (Lions fan myself).

[Kane Knight]

HORRIBLE.

[Buzzkill]

Wow I hate to be this guy, but WELCOME TO 2004

[Arnold HamNegger]

This is the best mullet since Eddie Guerrero.

[Sickboy]

Wow I hate to be this guy, but WELCOME TO 2004


Exactly!

[road doggy dogg]

HamNigger

[ct2k]

Whats with the ridiculous pouting?

[Arnold HamNegger]

HamNigger


That's creative. So is this, go fuck yourself. :kiss:

[Arnold HamNegger]

Wow I hate to be this guy, but WELCOME TO 2004

Ummmm, the release date for his first album is April 25th, 2006....so if you've known who he is for the last two years then BRAVO. What flavor would you like your cookie?

[Buzzkill]

Its just that his videos have been a gigantic internet fad for like 3 years, and its because of the huge fad that he released the album.

[Buzzkill]

why cant we all just get along

[Buzzkill]

:-\

[Arnold HamNegger]

Its just that his videos have been a gigantic internet fad for like 3 years, and its because of the huge fad that he released the album.

I didn't know that, so feeling stupid....right....about...*now*. A friend of mine just showed me this guy a little while ago. I don't spend that much time on the computer, seeing as how I don't have one at home. (Feel free to enter your own joke here about the computer stuff....) ;)

No hard feelings Buzzkill, my bad :y: . I just can't believe that someone has dedicated there life to this awful gimmick though....Gunther, not Warrior.

[#1-norm-fan]

This man is a national treasure. Bananas on a trampoline. That is all.