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TakerLover
07-30-2006, 01:10 PM
When a wrestler is bleeding, does he use razor to cut himself or is that just a myth?
Xero
07-30-2006, 01:19 PM
No. It's a very elaborate pump system. You see, if a wrestler is scripted to bleed in a match, they surgically insert a tiny packet of blood in their forehead. That is connected to a skin-colored hose that goes into their shirt or tights. When they need to bleed, they squeeze it, the skin re-breaks, and it gives the illusion that they are bleeding.
TakerLover
07-30-2006, 01:27 PM
Oh, ok. thanks
Rammsteinmad
07-30-2006, 01:36 PM
Actually Xero Limit I heard a similar (and ridiculous) explanation once.

A friend of mine was telling me how they "really" have small blood packs attached to their foreheads which are skin colour to hide them, and that they basically pop/burst and blood goes everywhere.

And he geniunely "knew" that's what it was.
The One
07-30-2006, 06:42 PM
You guys are all wrong. You see a while back Undertaker got drunk and fucked this dude up the asshole, the next day he was told that it's not gay to rape a man's asshole in the shower so long as you make an animal sacrifice to god afterwards. Well needless to say this has amounted to millions of slaughtered animals over the years, so after the sacrifice to god, which is performed while listening to gongs (The origin of Taker's Gong), they drain the blood from the animal. The blood is then stored in small ketchup or hot suace like packets hidden under the ring or in the ref's pockets. When blood is needed they just take a few out and smash it against their foreheads.

D'UH! Everyone knows these things.
DS
07-30-2006, 07:59 PM
Yes, they use razors.
Afterlife
07-30-2006, 10:23 PM
If it's scripted. But broken noses and scalping lacerations are generally not part of the show.
TakerLover
07-30-2006, 10:36 PM
YOU ALL ARE INSANE!! YOU WILL KNOW THE TRUE MEANING OF SACRIFICE THE ONE! BEWARE....R.I.P X( :mad:
The One
07-30-2006, 11:20 PM
Funny you should mention human sacrifice because the reverse is also true; you fuck an animal up the asshole and you must sacrifice a human. Taker didn't want jail time so he just asked McMahon if his character could make human sacrifices...that whole Austin on the cross thing, because Mean Mark had a torrid affair with with a mountain goat named Sara.

He ended uo marrying an actual woman named Sara, but the tatoo is for the goat.
Skippord
07-31-2006, 12:43 AM
AWWWW he got banned
The One
07-31-2006, 12:50 AM
Who got banned?
Skippord
07-31-2006, 12:57 AM
Takerlover
OverTaker
07-31-2006, 01:16 AM
FINALLY, He finally rests in pieces!
Skippord
07-31-2006, 01:17 AM
But I wanted to be #1(I really do like Taker tho)
FourFifty
07-31-2006, 02:40 AM
Fuck, and I was so low on his RIP list.... :(
owenbrown
07-31-2006, 09:24 AM
Fuck, and I was so low on his RIP list.... :(

I'm two spots below you on his list :wave:
purewrestlingfan
07-31-2006, 11:21 AM
yeah I remember when haas was bleeded on sd! his blood was blue bullshit.
Just John
07-31-2006, 11:45 AM
They use ketchup packets stuck to chairs and their fists
Kane Knight
07-31-2006, 03:48 PM
Don't worry about these fuckjerks. They're assholes. I'll tell you the truth:

They use spoons to cut themselves.

Hey, whoever said wrestlers were smart?
Afterlife
08-01-2006, 05:42 AM
I think you mean "smrat".

Dumbass.
Ben Rodrigues
08-01-2006, 07:48 AM
He got banned!? So I finish an impressive 3rd. Interesting.

Anyway - on a somewhat related note - Kennedy must've been fucked up after getting cut open unintentionally.
Chavo Classic
08-01-2006, 07:19 PM
WORST. BLADEJOB. EVER.

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owenbrown
08-03-2006, 10:29 AM
WORST. BLADEJOB. EVER.

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:wtf: NOT EVEN ONE SIMPLE FUCKING ATTEMPT AT HIDING IT?! :wtf:
Stickman
08-03-2006, 12:35 PM
WORST. BLADEJOB. EVER.

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8r4XcvAXsJ8"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8r4XcvAXsJ8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>


THAT WAS AWESOME
Rammsteinmad
08-03-2006, 12:36 PM
Was that really a blade job? He didn't turn around and I didn't see any blood. Maybe he was chucking a sweet in his mouth...?
Lux
08-03-2006, 08:32 PM
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 he got banned before i could get to him, FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1