We need an ECW thread (08/08/06)

[Kane Knight]

After last week, and the new that Heyman has some input, I'm hyped for ECW tonight. Given I don't think there's a preview or anything, this is all I'ma put.

Post shit on the show tonight here.

[St. Jimmy]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/feature/29062/3145480

Music City gets extreme
August 8, 2006


ECW on Sci Fi will be live this week from Nashville, Tenn., which is known as "Music City USA." But after the events of the past few weeks, will the fans end up seeing a massacre in Music City?

In the main event, Kurt Angle will meet Sabu one on one for the first time ever in a No. 1 Contender's Match. The winner will become top contender to Big Show and the ECW World Title, an opportunity that both men no doubt covet wholeheartedly. In fact, this is a chance Sabu has been craving for several weeks.

Last week, Paul Heyman ordered Sabu to leave the Hammerstein Ballroom after once again denying his request for a match against Big Show. However, Sabu didn't obey Heyman's orders; he came to the ring after Big Show's match with Batista, attacking the champion with a chair and sending him crashing through a table at ringside.

One needs only to ask Tommy Dreamer or Little Guido what can happen when you are on Heyman's bad side. While he may be on a quest for a chance at the ECW World Title, will Sabu find himself in the same position...or better yet, will the Suicidal, Homicidal, Genocidal, Death-Defying Maniac care?

Plus, CM Punk made an impressive debut last week, defeating Justin Credible. The fans at Hammerstein Ballroom seemed to be behind the straight-edge Extremist; will he be in action this week to try and continue that momentum?


Tune into ECW on Sci Fi at 10/9 CT Tuesday night to find out.

KK's still the man though.

[Kane Knight]

Bloody Hell, I clicked on it and it didn't load anything. I assumed...And that was my first mistake.

[Azriel]

i guess though Heyman's creative control doesn't extend (at least not yet) to making all the matches no DQ.

[Kane Knight]

I'm hoping they will eventually.

I'm also hoping this "ECW vs. Heyman" shit improves.

[Azriel]

So, you think we'll see like an old school ECW stable going against Heyman?

[Joey Slugs]

anything going on? i'm stuck at my folk's place for my dads b-day and they have normal basic cable... meaning no sci-fi channel.

[Linkbowler]

Sandman rules.

[Linkbowler]

Slugs: Test/Mike Knox def. Sandman by DQ after scheduled match between Knox and Tommy Dreamer is interrupted by Heyman.

[St. Jimmy]

Sabu should not talk.

[Linkbowler]

Snakes on a Plane promo. Hell yeah.

[St. Jimmy]

Motherfuckin'

[Azriel]

Yeah, Sabu shouldn't even bother

[St. Jimmy]

That was a shitty promo =/

[Linkbowler]

Well that was an overly mediocre promo from Balls.

[St. Jimmy]

Fuck. You give fertig a cool look, and then you give him a horrible name and even worse music?

[St. Jimmy]

Ariel is a butterface ^_^

[St. Jimmy]

YES. :love:

[Joey Slugs]

As long as someone keeps me informed... I won't lose my mind here.

[Azriel]

Ok, I think Ariel's entrannce might be a tad better than Melina's

[Linkbowler]

...and here comes another job from Al Snow sans Head.

[Azriel]

If we ever see that from the other direction, than yes it will be. And yeah, Kevin's name is kinda dull. He can use mine if he wants. That would be perfect for his character

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

lol who is this guy? Vampire forum must be goin nuts

Last week was so much better, they shouldn't have ECW shows in big arenas.

[St. Jimmy]

obviously fake tits are always... interesting.

[St. Jimmy]

Razor's Edge!?

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

THE RAZORS EDGE BABY

[Linkbowler]

Razor's Edge? Nice touch.

[Linkbowler]

Nice ass.

[St. Jimmy]

Kevin Thorne (Fertig) def. Al Snow via Pinfall after a Modified Crucifix Powerbomb.

[Azriel]

Whats with these crappy 3 second promos?

[Kane Knight]

So is Big Show heel?

[Azriel]

He's trying to be, looks like

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

Prob got CM Punk got a huge reaction after doing them

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

hmm...main event up next...where's CM Punk?

[Azriel]

Well, it is a one hour show. Tough to get everybody in

[Linkbowler]

This camera work blows nuts.

[Kane Knight]

Okay, Punk may be drug free, but he looks like he's stoned, and sounds like Edge trying to cut a promo.

[Azriel]

Boy, is the crowd going to be divided here

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

Is CM Punks theme a song or was it just made for him by whoever makes the themes or whatever? I wanna download it

[Kane Knight]

This Fire Burns is not a production theme. You can find it online.

[Linkbowler]

Ref botch...drink?

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

Who sings it?

[Azriel]

Damn, that must've hurt

[Azriel]

You think Maria might come over to ECW to accompany Punk?

[Skippord]

Who sings it?
Killswitch Engage

[Savio]

FU!

[Linkbowler]

If Sabu wins we riot. Must be a Smackdown fan.

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

lol just heard Angle say "flip it" then Sabu reversed the Irish Whip

[Linkbowler]

CHAIR SKATEBOARD TO SABU!

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

Damn too bad RVD couldn't have come back last week

[Savio]

To bad RVD missed the chair shot

[McLegend]

I think that vandamnitor was the worst Botch ever.

[Joey Slugs]

WTF is going on?

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

Sabu and Angel had a non extreme rules match, RVD ran in and tried to give Angle the Van Daminator but blotched it pretty bad. So while Angle was on the ground he gave him the leg drop with the chair, then Sabu was clapping over in the corner while this going on. RVD did the "Sabu point" to the sky while facing the crowd but then he turned around did the skateboard dropkick w/ the chair to Sabu who was sitting in the corner. Went off the air with no winner named

[ron the dial]

A fucking terribly botched Van Daminator followed by the most illogical skateboard ever. Solid return for RVD!

[Azriel]

Ah well, he's back. Now things will get interesting

[Savio]

Fatal fourway @ SummerSlam?

[Skippord]

Triple Threat Next week I bet

[Crimson]

lol @ "IF SABU WINS WE RIOT" in pink and purple colors. Sabu and RVD are making botches a regularity, put the weed AWAY

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Triple Threat Next week I bet

Three way dance. Please god a three way dance.

[Skippord]

Yeah thats what I meant to say

[Cuzziebro]

I'm beginning to get back into ECW, I went off it for a few weeks. I do like the buildup to what should be Dreamer/Sandman vs Test/Knox.

[Bricktop]

how many of the ME's from the new ECW have had a clean finish, or hell a legit finish?

I like ECW, but come on, this is getting WCW ridiculous

[Boondock Saint]

I haven't watched ECW sine the second show. I'm thinking I will now that Heyman (supposedly) has more power. Has the show improved over time or stayed about the same?

Also, the matches having DQ and shit really bugs me.

[Blitz]

lol @ "IF SABU WINS WE RIOT" in pink and purple colors. Sabu and RVD are making botches a regularity, put the weed AWAY
Sabu botching something?! No! :shifty:

[Kane Knight]

A fucking terribly botched Van Daminator followed by the most illogical skateboard ever. Solid return for RVD!

This is why you can't take him off drugs.

[hb2k]

In all, I think that Van Dam's return would have been far more effective trying to get at Heyman and Show, although, seeing as how they appear to be holding off Van Dam for December, I guess they have to stretch it out.

[Xero]

lol just heard Angle say "flip it" then Sabu reversed the Irish Whip
I didn't notice that, but when Sabu hit the twisting moonsault Angle yelled out "layup" or "relapse" or something similar, which I suppose is the code for "cover, kick out".

Also, when Angle went for the second German, he yelled out "flip" or something and Sabu flipped.

I think that Angle may be accustom to where the cameras normally are and figured he was safe. Although why there was a live mic that sensitive and/or close I don't know.

[Savio]

This just in Angle has been fired.

[Arnold HamNegger]

Damnit, they need to make this whole weed bust thing into a story line. I mean it would be perfect ammo for Heyman after RVD's whiff of the Van Daminator last night. :lol:

RVD: How can you make a #1 contenders match without RVD?

Heyman: How can you whiff on a move that you've been pulling off for two decades? Looks like someone didn't learn there lesson after the 30 day suspension. SECURITY, please escort Mr. R-V-Weed to the restroom for a drug screen immediately!

RVD: Hey, I took a cab here...it's cool.

Heyman: See, he's so high he's ripping off catchphrases from Raw!

[Azriel]

December? Huh?

[RGWhat316]

Damnit, they need to make this whole weed bust thing into a story line. I mean it would be perfect ammo for Heyman after RVD's whiff of the Van Daminator last night.
I got a friend, who is a huge CM Punk mark. And he thinks that Punk/RVD would be the perfect storyline. Since you got Punk, who says he's drug free, then RVD who was already convicted.

[Fox]

how many of the ME's from the new ECW have had a clean finish, or hell a legit finish?

I like ECW, but come on, this is getting WCW ridiculous


ECW 6/13
-Sabu def. Big Show and 8 other individuals in a Hardcore Battle Royal (clean)

ECW 6/20
-Rob Van Dam & Kurt Angle def. Randy Orton & Edge when RVD pinned Edge with the 5 Star Frog Splash, after deflecting his Spear with the WWE Title.

ECW 6/27
-Rob Van Dam def. Kurt Angle with the 5 Star Frog Splash (clean)

ECW 7/4
-Big Show def. Rob Van Dam with the Chokeslam after interference from Paul Heyman

ECW 7/11
-Big Show def. Ric Flair with the Cobra Clutch submission (clean)

ECW 7/18
-Big Show def. The Undertaker after a Double Chokeslam from Show and the Great Kahli

ECW 7/25
-Big Show def. Kane with a Chokeslam on a chair after Paul Heyman interfered

ECW 7/1
-Big Show def. Batista by DQ after hitting him with the ECW Title belt





Does look pretty WCW-esque.

[Tommy Gunn]

C M Punk is boring me already, I don't care if he's had a tough life, cry me a fuckin' river! I never thought I'd see the day we get a sXe emo wrestler. :wtf:

Thorn wasn't too bad, hopefully after seeing more of his ring work I'll warm to him more.

They need to ditch all the 1 minute promos and just stick to one or two a night, that way they can squeeze one more match in there! With only 2/3 matches it's going to make it very hard to get more than 2 feuds going at the same time.

[Kane Knight]

That's the problem with one hour of wrestling a week. Though TNA was packing it in pretty well for a while.

[ron the dial]

C M Punk is boring me already, I don't care if he's had a tough life, cry me a fuckin' river! I never thought I'd see the day we get a sXe emo wrestler. :wtf:
Explaining that you've had a difficult run of things doesn't make you an emo. By that logic, most people who have ever laced up a pair of boots would be emo. He's just trying to get over the fact that he is dedicated to wrestling.

[Kane Knight]

Explaining that you've had a difficult run of things doesn't make you an emo.

Sounding like a whiny cunt while "This fire burns" might, though.

[ron the dial]

Sounding like a whiny cunt while "This fire burns" might, though.
If how he sounded is considered whiny, and "This Fire Burns" is considered emo then I must really be out of touch with the world.

[St. Jimmy]

Screaming Infedalitiessssssssssssssssssss taking it's wareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[What Would Kevin Do?]

You know what they need? The old school pulp fiction promos where they run like ten promos at once. Those were awesome, and would work much better.

[Kane Knight]

If how he sounded is considered whiny, and nasally, whiny vocals that sound like they could open for Linkin Park (Despite lyrical content) is considered emo then I must really be out of touch with the world.