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Xero
08-14-2006, 07:33 PM
According to WWE.com sources, John Cena has left the John Paul Jones Arena at the University of Virginia to deal with a family emergency at his father’s home in West Newbury, Mass.

Attempts by WWE.com to reach Cena for further information have failed thus far. According to a source close to Cena, there was an incident involving his parents' home that occurred earlier today. While details are extremely limited at this point, it appears that Edge and Lita did enter the home. It is currently unclear if they were invited in, forced their way in or whether or not the authorities were notified.

WWE.com has confirmed that Edge and Lita have arrived at RAW at the University of Virginia in Charlottesville, Va., but would not comment on the incident. We will keep you updated as details become available.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/articles/2774906/forcedentry

I wouldn't exactly call this a spoiler since it's on WWE.com. More of a "before the show development from WWE.com".
Savio
08-14-2006, 07:37 PM
Breaking news!

http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=49514
St. Jimmy
08-14-2006, 07:37 PM
I didn't know KK worked for WWE. Hmmmm.
Londoner
08-14-2006, 07:39 PM
Is this exactly the same thing as what I read in the other thread?
Xero
08-14-2006, 07:40 PM
Sorry, didn't see the other one. Someone delete this.
Savio
08-14-2006, 07:49 PM
change your sig too.
Xero
08-14-2006, 08:09 PM
Nah.
darkpower
08-15-2006, 05:42 AM
Thank god the "Professional Dick" decided to cover up the "GUMSHOE dick" with whatever the hell that black thing is over his cock.
Xero
08-15-2006, 10:11 AM
It's called a fanny pack, bitch!
Kane Knight
08-15-2006, 10:36 AM
I didn't know KK worked for WWE. Hmmmm.

Naw. I would have thrown in a swerve where Lita sided with John's dad, revealing they'd been sleeping together. Edge and Cena would then join forces to take on a 50 year old man and a disease-ridden whore, building to wrestlemania.

Holy shit, I swear I was just held at gunpoint by Vince Russo on that one. On the upside, I'm one Val Venis or Two Doug Bashams away from an Alienoid post. :shifty:
Xero
08-15-2006, 10:40 AM
Naw. I would have thrown in a swerve where Lita sided with John's dad, revealing <s>they'd been sleeping together</s>that Lita is Cena's mother. Edge and Cena would then join forces to take on a 50 year old man and a disease-ridden whore, building to wrestlemania.

Holy shit, I swear I was just held at gunpoint by Vince Russo on that one. On the upside, I'm one Val Venis or Two Doug Bashams away from an Alienoid post. :shifty:
darkpower
08-16-2006, 01:14 AM
It's called a fanny pack, bitch!

And how would you know that, whore? :love: