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Shadow
08-15-2006, 02:26 AM
The WWE writers once again proved how stupid they can be. Seriouslly stupid.

Here's a little fun fact for the class.

Matt Hardy is on Smackdown.

Jeff Hardy is debuting on RAW.

They brought Jeff back to reform the Hardy Boyz.

SO WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY ON TWO DIFFERENT SHOWS!?

FourFifty
08-15-2006, 02:34 AM
My theory is Matt will jump to Raw sometime. Tease it for a little while, then at a dual brand PPV have The Spirit Squad or a couple of zombie robot ninjas try to take out Jeff, Matt makes the save.
Or have Jeff jump to SmackDown. Whichever works out.

Fox
08-15-2006, 03:26 AM
If Jeff is going to try and be a singles wrestler again, this could be quite interesting, in a Scott Hall returns kind of way.

Skippord
08-15-2006, 03:52 AM
Matt will probably jump after he comes back from his injury or suspension or whatever

NoJabbaNoBogRoll
08-15-2006, 04:03 AM
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Dave Youell
08-15-2006, 08:05 AM
So those Vingettes wern't on Smackdown as well then I guess?

Kane Knight
08-15-2006, 09:27 AM
Jeff will jump shows. In his "stoned" state during a KAYFABE moment, Jeff will come to Smackdown, thinking it's Raw (Despite being taped on a different night and hosted in a different city).

Destor
08-15-2006, 09:45 AM
I'm assuming that they will build the reunion of the Hardy Boyz to culminate at Mania. Long term booking.

Kane Knight
08-15-2006, 09:50 AM
I'm assuming that they will build the reunion of the Hardy Boyz to culminate at Mania. Long term booking.

Seems like a reasonable assumption, provided you've not watched WWE in the past 5 years.

The One
08-15-2006, 09:50 AM
...Long term booking.

You...you do know know we're talking about WWE...right?

The One
08-15-2006, 09:51 AM
Wait...Dez...are you Destor?

Kane Knight
08-15-2006, 10:37 AM
Dez is Destor's gay twin brother.

Volare
08-15-2006, 11:53 AM
he said gay lol

Shadow
08-15-2006, 11:59 AM
Question!

Why is my thread getting Hassaned?

owenbrown
08-15-2006, 12:37 PM
World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc. Proving lack of creativity in writing since 2001 if not sooner. :shifty:

Corkscrewed
08-15-2006, 02:23 PM
Also, Lita as women's champ. :wtf:

Chavo Classic
08-15-2006, 05:10 PM
Dammit, and I thought Jeff was going to ECW

Anybody Thrilla
08-15-2006, 06:15 PM
Shut up, Shadow. At least give them a CHANCE to fuck it up first.

St. Jimmy
08-15-2006, 07:17 PM
Jeff Hardy is a credable Mid-Card wrestler. Shoveing him into a Tag Team in an environment when no one gives a shit about Tag Team wrestling is a good idea? I'd rather have Nitro/Hardy for the IC title then have to see Matt Hardy wasting time on my screen playing second fiddle to Stoner McHardy.

Mr. Nerfect
08-15-2006, 09:47 PM
I'm fairly certain Matt Hardy will show up on RAW and team with Jeff against The Spirit Squad. They'll probably have a ladder match at Unforgiven, which will make the Squad look shit when five of them can't stop two The Hardy Boyz.

Seriously, just throw The World's Greatest Tag Team back together, and give us Ken Doane & Johnny Jeter vs. Matt Hardy & Jeff Hardy vs. Shelton Benjamin & Charlie Haas at Unforgiven. That may make me get interested in RAW, again.

Caged Heat18
08-15-2006, 11:24 PM
I would have liked to see the Hardy's go to Smackdown, and add some semblance of star power to the show. Plus, I was hoping to see London/Kendrik vs. the Hardy's. That would rule.

Shadow
08-15-2006, 11:30 PM
Thank you New Guy. Smackdown could so use some boosting that a credable tag team division could bring.

But then again this is the WWE so I expect them to fuck it up really bad even before they get out of the blocks.

Caged Heat18
08-16-2006, 08:23 AM
But then again this is the WWE so I expect them to fuck it up really bad even before they get out of the blocks.

Well, I mean that goes without saying.

Craftsman
08-16-2006, 08:51 AM
A Hardy Boyz reunion seems like a step back for both brothers, especially Matt. They might not have a choice though.

Mr. JL
08-16-2006, 03:23 PM
Matt Hardy is a JOBBER. He's only a step above Justin Credible and Val Venis in terms of loses. Except he still has a lot of fans, but nobody can really take him seriously as a big player.

Fox
08-16-2006, 03:28 PM
MATT FACT: Jeff Hardy is overrated, yet he will still be pushed more than I ever have, or ever will be. Fuck my brother.

Volare
08-17-2006, 01:19 AM
Question!

Why is my thread getting Hassaned?

because it brings peace of mind to us...when the WWE had something to watch.

Kane Knight
08-17-2006, 11:05 AM
MATT FACT: Jeff Hardy is overrated, yet he will still be pushed more than I ever have, or ever will be. Fuck my brother. God, I'm so depressed. This is going right in my blog.

El Fangel
08-17-2006, 11:33 AM
By the way.

I think I have an an assumption to why Jeff is the way he is.and why he was in Tna, he thought he was still in the WWE, and he got paid for the couple times he showed up, but also
Growing up working on his Dad's Tobacco Farm is N.C, he probabily found his way into his Father's field of "Special" Tobacco and decided to give it a try, one day a few years later, he snaps out of it, to find that the flying pink elephants are gone and he is being speared 20 feet in the air by Edge.Not knowing what he is doing or why he is there he decides to leave, but once the "special" stuff kicks in he seeks out wrestling again, hence his short stint in TNA

CSL
08-17-2006, 12:10 PM
<font color=white>From a company point of view, Jeff Hardy on his own is good for 'em because he will always be over with a certain part of the audience and he's not the worst wrestler around.

That said, having the Hardys back together for a while at least wouldn't be a bad thing considering how weak the tag division is @ the mo.</font>

El Fangel
08-17-2006, 12:14 PM
Hey I'm not saying that Jeff is bad, Im saying that Jeff on drugs is bad.

Kane Knight
08-17-2006, 01:18 PM
Hey I'm not saying that Jeff is bad, Im saying that Jeff on drugs is bad.

I think Jeff OFF drugs is bad. Look at RVD. He's botched two ECWs in a row now that he's back off a drug suspension. Clearly, drying out wrestlers is bad.

Steve The Pirate
08-17-2006, 01:27 PM
SO WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY ON TWO DIFFERENT SHOWS!?
I think it's time we get Scooby and the Gang on this one Shadow.

Destor
08-17-2006, 01:55 PM
I think Jeff OFF drugs is bad. Look at RVD. He's botched two ECWs in a row now that he's back off a drug suspension. Clearly, drying out wrestlers is bad.
Yeah pot helps creativity. Look at the Beatles pre and post drugs.Same with Mattalica but Vice-Versa.

Kane Knight
08-17-2006, 02:08 PM
Yeah pot helps creativity. Look at the Beatles pre and post drugs.Same with Mattalica but Vice-Versa.

To paraphrase Bill Maher, I wouldn't advocate Heroin, but it sure hasn't hurt my record collection.