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Stickman
08-16-2006, 03:17 PM
I'm not exactly a TNA fan but I do enjoy it more than Smackdown. I do have a question about it that bugs the shit out of me. Why do a lot of the wrestlers flip so much? Guy gets clotheslined, he flips; guy gets punched, he flips; guy gives a drop kick, he flips on his way down. I really don't get it.
Chavo Classic
08-16-2006, 03:19 PM
Because it looks impressive.

That's all
Fox
08-16-2006, 03:32 PM
It's in their contracts, noted as "The flippy clause, i.e. the Sonjay clause."
PullMyFinger
08-16-2006, 03:33 PM
LOL I hate that about TNA.
Chavo Classic
08-16-2006, 03:34 PM
It's in their contracts, noted as "The flippy clause, i.e. the Sonjay clause."

Research has also proven a direct correlation between the number of flips Dutt performs and the number of wrestling fans who flip the channel during.
Skippord
08-16-2006, 07:48 PM
FUCK DUTT
Innovator
08-16-2006, 07:54 PM
God I hate Sonjay
Xero
08-16-2006, 07:59 PM
It's in their contracts, noted as "The flippy clause, i.e. <s>the Sonjay clause</s>The Spot Monkey clause."
Dorkchop
08-16-2006, 08:00 PM
I haven't seen enough Sonjay to have an opinion on him. Why does everyone on TPWW hate him so much?
Xero
08-16-2006, 08:02 PM
I haven't seen enough Sonjay to have an opinion on him. Why does everyone on TPWW hate him so much?
Fox loves him.

Just wanted to clear that up, since he says he likes every TNA wrestler.
Steve The Pirate
08-16-2006, 08:04 PM
Sonjay is the man. Just MOST people on TPWW love to masturbate to CM Punk and Kurt Angle and their sexy psychology.
Mister Sinister
08-16-2006, 08:32 PM
Hey, I like Dutt, and yes, he lacks that P word...But it's like Neo in an way...He didn't have any psychology in the Matrix but we still love him for the cool shit he does...

Or Hate Him, because of the crappy ending to the third movie.
Mister Sinister
08-16-2006, 08:32 PM
and Yes, I masterbate to CM Punk for the record, and I mean that in an totally hetrosexual way..

Okies, K.K change what I said now
Skippord
08-16-2006, 08:32 PM
I want to beat Sonjay Dutt to Death with a Sprinkler
Kane Knight
08-16-2006, 08:33 PM
and Yes, I masterbate to CM Punk for the record, and I mean that in an totally hetrosexual way..

Okies, K.K change what I said now

I don't do requests. :roll:
Kane Knight
08-16-2006, 08:35 PM
Sonjay is the man. Just MOST people on TPWW love to masturbate to CM Punk and Kurt Angle and their sexy psychology.

Yeah! Damn them for making wrestling more than a series of flips and spots that are nothing more than an even gayer version of ballet withotu some reason to invest emotionally into the match! Damn them for providing substance instead of flash!
Skippord
08-16-2006, 08:36 PM
Also why does Dutt wear one glove that pisses me off too
McLegend
08-16-2006, 08:38 PM
I don't really like Dutt myself, but his match with Homicide from a few weeks back was pretty good.

Gotta give credit where credit is do.
Shadow
08-16-2006, 08:41 PM
I haven't seen enough Sonjay to have an opinion on him. Why does everyone on TPWW hate him so much?

Sonjay's not too bad. He's really what the X-Division is all about. Flips, spots, and flash. Don't let these other guys go on and on about how bad Dutt is. He's not really the worst the X-Division has to offer.

That is reserved for Shark Boy.
Skippord
08-16-2006, 08:43 PM
Sharky is the man
Innovator
08-16-2006, 08:45 PM
I don't really like Dutt myself, but his match with Homicide from a few weeks back was pretty good.

Gotta give credit where credit is do.I credit that 100000000000% to the Notorious 187
Steve The Pirate
08-16-2006, 08:47 PM
I credit that 100000000000% to the Notorious 187
So you're saying then that Homicide can go in a ring by himself and deliver a good match then?
Innovator
08-16-2006, 08:48 PM
at least 3 stars
McLegend
08-16-2006, 08:48 PM
Yeah Steve the Pirate aka Remy is right. It wasn't all Homcide.
Skippord
08-16-2006, 08:50 PM
99.8% though
McLegend
08-16-2006, 08:51 PM
Nah I would still give Dutt more credit then that.
Steve The Pirate
08-16-2006, 08:52 PM
Sonjay > Super Saiyan Sabin
Skippord
08-16-2006, 08:52 PM
.7?
Skippord
08-16-2006, 08:52 PM
Sonjay < Super Saiyan Sabin
Correct
The One
08-16-2006, 09:05 PM
Dutt is a fucking dumbass who needs to never wrestle in another match...ever...ever again.

And to whoever said something bad about Shark Boy, uh, here's a though...FUCK YOU! Shark Boy is the fuckin man...er...uh....boy. Whatever he is, he is the best!
Shadow
08-16-2006, 09:15 PM
Shark Boy sucks.
Destor
08-16-2006, 09:18 PM
How is this regrading TNA?
Impact!
08-16-2006, 09:24 PM
I have regraded it a b-
Mister Sinister
08-16-2006, 09:35 PM
Dutt is a fucking dumbass who needs to never wrestle in another match...ever...ever again.


Same could be said for JBL, Nash and Billy Gunn...

Well, atleast 2 out the 3 isn't bad.
The One
08-16-2006, 09:38 PM
No. No that could not be said for those three.
Dorkchop
08-16-2006, 10:04 PM
Shark Boy's ass bite is a horrible move. It's not even a move. He has a mask on. All he's doing is rubbing his face on someone's ass.
The One
08-16-2006, 10:08 PM
It's funny you prick! Shark Boy is the mang!
The One
08-16-2006, 10:09 PM
And that's coming from a Wrestling Traditionalist...
Xero
08-16-2006, 10:13 PM
I don't do requests unless I'm paid for my "services". :roll:
:shifty:
The One
08-16-2006, 10:15 PM
What's the :shifty: for...we all know on lonely Friday nights Xero is KK's best paying trick.
Xero
08-16-2006, 10:20 PM
What's the :shifty: for...we all know on lonely Friday nights Xero is KK's best paying trick.
Not true.

Only on weeks that SmackDown! is preempted here.

So yeah, every week.
Kane Knight
08-16-2006, 10:48 PM
I dunno. Shadow tips better.
The One
08-16-2006, 10:54 PM
But for what you have to put up with Shadow...I don't know...I think he gets disqualified due to his unusual requests.
The One
08-16-2006, 10:55 PM
I mean I have no idea how you manage to orally please him with a lamp shade on your head.
Shadow
08-16-2006, 10:56 PM
Hey...don't knock it till you've tried it.
thecc
08-17-2006, 12:10 AM
Sonjay is so much more enjoyable as heel, for me at least.
Volare
08-17-2006, 12:43 AM
Personally I think overall the fucking guitar jarret has gets more exposure than half the roster.
Mister Sinister
08-17-2006, 02:14 AM
No. No that could not be said for those three.

No It can and already can be said...but I have no problem with them on the Mic...but granted that's not good enough for you....

So if you give me...Alex Shelley is next in line to play god

I'll give you JBL and Nash are God at the moment...deal?
Shadow
08-17-2006, 03:11 AM
Personally I think overall the fucking guitar jarret has gets more exposure than half the roster.

Frozen Cardboard gets more tv time then most of the X-Division. That's so sad.
Skippord
08-17-2006, 07:46 AM
It's funny you prick! Shark Boy is the mang!
Skippord
08-17-2006, 07:48 AM
I may actually like Shelley as much as Sabin
Impact!
08-17-2006, 08:10 AM
and sonjay?
Skippord
08-17-2006, 09:50 AM
No
Steve The Pirate
08-17-2006, 10:47 AM
He should thank Nash.
Mister Sinister
08-17-2006, 10:44 PM
He was getting over just the same without Nash
Stickman
08-18-2006, 12:28 PM
Frozen Cardboard gets more tv time then most of the X-Division. That's so sad.

Frozen cardboard?
Skippord
08-18-2006, 12:39 PM
Jarretts Guitar is made of Frozen Cardboard
Stickman
08-18-2006, 12:50 PM
What happens if it thaws out before it's used?
Volare
08-18-2006, 07:55 PM
Don't worry, Jarret's matches are so crappy no one cares about him OR the guitar
Shadow
08-19-2006, 12:02 AM
What happens if it thaws out before it's used?

It's not frozen that way. I think they use like nitro or dry ice or something.