I ain't done a milestone before, but post here, and...(90k)

[Kane Knight]

With the 90,000 mark coming up, and any pretense that I might have a life slipping away, I decided to do one of these things. Unlike the usual "Tell you what I think" or whatever, though, post here, you will be written up, Ruse Report style.

Just don't bother if you've only got like 10 posts or something. Not that newbies don't matter, but fuck if I'ma know enough about you to actually post anything. Unless you're Takerlover, in which case I know everything I need to know about you.

[St. Jimmy]

You could have spent those 90,000 posts living in mexico as a millionaire.

[Blitz]

Hey

[El Fangel]

Well only 2 more to go ,congrats, and shit I felt happy when I hit 100.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Ruse me up. ;)

[Funky Fly]

Hello, Joe.

[JH]

go for it

[James Steele]

KANE KNIGHT *clap clap* KANE KNIGHT *clap clap* KANE KNIGHT

[Jaton]

I'm down.

[Jaton]

Though, you should've saved this for the 100k post mark. That'll be what, 2 weeks for you?

[Xero]

:cool:

And here's a little request to add in Sadistic, WWEFan4Life, and a few others.

[Volare]

im up for a good laugh

[Kane Knight]

I was waiting for enough people to do in one sitting, but I'm going to bed. I'm not ignoring this, however, and will get on y'all eventually.

In the meanwhile, enjoy this Komplementary KKK

Though, you should've saved this for the 100k post mark. That'll be what, 2 days for you?

Honestly, this is the first time I've ever noticed I was near a marker (with the way I spam and triple post around here, post numbers mean shit to me), and I was anxious to do something other than fill out job applications and piss and moan about how bad my shoulder hurts.

[El Fangel]

If its your right shoulder that is freaky because thats what is going on with me, right shoulder, and filling out job applications before college starts.

[Skippord]

KKK

[St. Jimmy]

SABIN! *spooge*

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Goddamn... You have an unhealthy number of posts. If posts were french fries, your heart would have exploded.

[Shaved Monkey]

I have nothing to add, I just want to be parodied.

[Shadow]

Wow KK...you suck.

[Innovator]

Do it up KK

[redoneja]

What he said

[NeanderCarl]

I fell into a lens grinder yesterday. Made a right spectacle of myself.

[Dorkchop]

KKK Dorkchop!

[Impact!]

Congrats KK

[AJHayes]

With the 90,000 mark coming up, and any pretense that I might have a life slipping away, I decided to do one of these things. Unlike the usual "Tell you what I think" or whatever, though, post here, you will be written up, Ruse Report style.

Just don't bother if you've only got like 10 posts or something. Not that newbies don't matter, but fuck if I'ma know enough about you to actually post anything. Unless you're Takerlover, in which case I know everything I need to know about you.

Write about me, oh lord and master.

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

haha yes

[Destor]

With the 90,000 mark coming up, and any pretense that I might have a life slipping away, I decided to do one of these things. Unlike the usual "Tell you what I think" or whatever, though, post here, you will be written up, Ruse Report style.

Just don't bother if you've only got like 10 posts or something. Not that newbies don't matter, but fuck if I'ma know enough about you to actually post anything. Unless you're Takerlover, in which case I know everything I need to know about you.
I'll pass.

[ddpBANG]

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[Corkscrewed]

Ruse me baby.

[Vastardikai]

I don't matter anyway, so...

[LoDownM]

:rofl:

[DaveWadding]

sup

[Drakul]

Well done.

[The Mackem]

Oh man can't wait for 100 000

[Ben Rodrigues]

I would like to be KK'd.

[Rob]

Yeah that's only gonna be about 2 weeks away?

[The One]

20 bucks says his sorry ass never does this...

[owenbrown]

I can't WAIT to be rused. :lol:

[Pinnacle Charisma]

I wannna be rused up

[toxic rooster]

Milestone Charisma

[Impact!]

WTF Gooner in the wrestling forum.

[ClockShot]

Damn Kane Knight. Congrats. :y:

I'll play also.

[Fignuts]

I DEMAND gravy with my mashed potatoes.

[Xero]

20 bucks says his sorry ass never does this...
Now now, he isn't like SOME people around here.

[loopydate]

Ten bucks mine has something to do with either MMA or the Spirit Squad.

But... 90,000 posts. Damn.

[thecc]

MEEEE!!!

oh, and *waits for sadistic to post*

[Loose Cannon]

sure

[Vietnamese Crippler]

DO IT

[JJ Moore]

So....?

[James Steele]

Ten bucks mine has something to do with either MMA or the Spirit Squad.

But... 90,000 posts. Damn.

:lol:

Mine will be about MMA and Texas stereotypes.

[Yashamaga]

well congratulations

[Team Sheep]

Go go go

[Kane Knight]

In order to fulfill diversity obligations, Vince McMahon has offered a 38 year contract to Funky Fly. Funky is reported to have signed the contract without realising that it was as a valet.

Fortunately, this is how the Coach Started. Expect to see Funky Fly on TV around 2015, to put over Triple H's daughter.

In a recent rash of gay pride, several wrestling fans have been wed in WWE-themed ceremonies. The most popular has been the "Billy and Chuck" package, available in MA ceremonies starting at $100. Destor and a yet-unnamed partner opted a different route, choosing a JBL/HHH theme. Asked for a comment, Destor responded with "Chicks dig gay weddings."

We wihsh the best to Destor and remind him that not replying would have been a smarter way to not be involved in the Ruse Report.

Also enjoying nuptuals this week are Skippord and JH, who wed in a TNA themed ceremony as Chris Sabin and Samoa Joe, respectively. The ceremony ended poorly, as The JP turned out to be Jeff Jarrett, who laid them both out for not choosing him.

Eric Bischoff could not be reached for comment, but is rumoured to be displeased that Jarrett got his three minutes of fame in his wedding gimmick.

Dave Wadding won WWE's latest costume contest with his impression of Rikishi. Asked for comment, he replied, "I wasn't wearing a costume." Wadding evidently entered only thinking it was the next Diva Search contest.

Bloodshed erupted at an ECW/Smackdown show, when Innovator and St Jimmy duked it out in the aisles during CM Punk's entrance. The match received a 3*, and the brawl received a 5* rating and the largest pop of the night. Chants included "You call that a punch?" And "Punk fans suck dick" from the Smackdown fans still in attendance. All three of them were subsequently strung up on the turnbuckles as an example, amidst ECW chants.

Insider sources indicate Vince is not pleased, and is unsure whether to blame Shannon Moore or Funky Fly. More on this as the scapegoat is clarified.
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I have many, many more to go, but I just couldn't think of one for some of y'all at the time, and just ran with what came easily. More will be coming though, stay tune for the Ruse Report--Date Raping the truth since 1996

[Kane Knight]

Jesus Christ, like 8 more since I loaded the page.

For the Record, Steele, I forget you're from Texas. Like, every time. 6 seconds after it's mentioned.

[Destor]

You are so well beyond predictable. Ever think for writting for the E? You'd fit right in.

[Jordan]

90,000 huh? ... wrestling message board.... hmmm... ask yourself, is this something to be proud of?

[Kane Knight]

You are so well beyond predictable. Ever think for writting for the E? You'd fit right in.

Ironic. My Destor comment was poking fun at your predictability...But you're as much a sucker for irony as you are for repition. :lol:

[St. Jimmy]

lmao. genius.

[Jaton]

Oh, I get written out of the Ruse Report. BOO KK, BOO!

[Xero]

Are you saying "Boo" or "Booane"?

[Craftsman]

I've been waiting for this day for a long time now. Do me!

[El Fangel]

I was written out too, but hopefully he isn't done making it yet

[Xero]

I've been waiting for this day for a long time now. Do me!
All of your 13-post career?

[Craftsman]

All of it.

When I reach 20 I'll make one of these to show my appreciation to those who read me and follow my posting career. Thanks for the support!

[V]

i like pie

[Ben Rodrigues]

All of it.

When I reach 20 I'll make one of these to show my appreciation to those who read me and follow my posting career. Thanks for the support!

Who the devil are you? :wtf:

[The One]

Does Craftsman know that not a single person on these boards knows who the fuck he is?

[Destor]

Ironic. My Destor comment was poking fun at your predictability...But you're as much a sucker for irony as you are for repetition. :lol:No it wasn't. Don't play high and mighty card. It was nothing more than the usual gay jokes (from a fag no less.) It had nothing to do with repetition, just that same joke from half a year ago. You saying that it was I doing what infact you yourself were doing... well thats about as valid as saying "I know you are but what am I?" Come off it or get a new shtick.

[Skippord]

The gay wedding doesnt bother me as much as getting knocked out by Jeff Jarrett

[Destor]

I'm just sick of the same joke. I don't mind being razzed. I just want some fuckn creativity.

[Beauser]

90 thousand posts? Holy shit. Well, I guess that means you're "the shit" or something.

Your seat must have one hell of an mold of your ass...

[Cooler Tom Schuler]

All of it.

When I reach 20 I'll make one of these to show my appreciation to those who read me and follow my posting career. Thanks for the support!

KK has thousands and thousands of posts, and even so, I'm sure that I've read I higher percentage of his than of yours.

[JH]

The gay wedding doesnt bother me as much as getting knocked out by Jeff Jarrett

ironically me neither
dammit i was samoa joe
joe aint jarretts bitch lol

so skippord are you the female in this marriage cause i damn sure aint lol

[Fignuts]

lol "when I reach 20"

[ct2k]

Ok here's the deal KK, include me or die, I'm the only reason you've made it this far in this forum:rant:

[Skippord]

ironically me neither
dammit i was samoa joe
joe aint jarretts bitch lol

so skippord are you the female in this marriage cause i damn sure aint lol
I'll cheat on you anyway

[Jaton]

Ok here's the deal KK, include me or die, Jaton is the only reason you've made it this far in this forum:rant:

[FourFifty]

I've had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mo-- uhhh... I mean count me in.

[JH]

I'll cheat on you anyway

yea with sonjay dutt lol

[Shadow]

Does Craftsman know that not a single person on these boards knows who the fuck he is?

Or care.

[Nervous Ferret]

Dunno, you started to get kinda annoying a few months ago

[Xerzes]

Up the tradesman's?

[KingofOldSchool]

Write me up!

[Disturbed316]

Get that keyboard clicking.

[ThruTheWire]

Kane Knight.. from the bottom of my heart.... GET A LIFE.

Who honestly posts 90000 times. You must be a total hermit... but to each his own... good going i guess.

[Zen v.W.o.]

sup?

[Fignuts]

Uh-Oh, Thruthewire is getting off the chain!

Look out, hes got a spork!

[Dave Youell]

:)

[SuperSlim]

so when am I gonna be included in this thing?

[Kane Knight]

so when am I gonna be included in this thing?

This just in--No, even we have SOME standards.

[LK]

:cool:

[Gertner]

good job man

[SuperSlim]

that's just cold

[alvarado52]

I cant pass this up

[Fignuts]

that's just cold

What's cold is the stiff, lifeless body of Jon Benet Ramsey after you were through with her.

Suspect finally captured. pshh.