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Xero
08-22-2006, 12:39 AM
I'm not going to copy all the spoilers, just the two that matter. Here's the link to the full results: http://www.pwinsider.com/ViewArticle.asp?id=19864&p=1


3. Bob Holly vs. Balls Mahoney - Bob Holly made a surprise appearance. He comes out and runs down Altoona and says that ECW is supposed to be hardcore. A sparkplug chant starts up and Holly tells of the fans for it. He calls out Mahoney since he supposed to be hardcore. This brought out Balls. I have always heard the stories about how stiff Hardcore works and he proved it tonight. Right of the bat Holly throws a punch at Balls and nails him right in the mouth with it and what I thought was spit lands near where I'm sitting. I see Balls holding his mouth and then I look back down and part of one of Ball's tooth is sitting on the floor near me. Twice during the match Balls starts to punch Holly which gets the Balls chants going but Holly stops them before Balls can finish. Finally on the third try Balls is able to finish the chants. At one point in the match a guy sitting behind us was cheering for all the heels and was cheering for Holly. Holly comes over to the ropes near us and looks at the guy and goes "stop that". Holly ended up getting the win with the Alabama Slam.

When they came back from intermission Matt Striker came out and started to do the usual run down of Altoona saying how he normally is in front of 50,000 fans every Monday but tonight he has to be here in Altoona, PA. This started a "you suck d***" chant. He corrected everyone and said that it is a penis. And he then went on to say this would lead into his lesson, anatomy. He then started to technically describe a woman's anatomy from their mamories to their labia.

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So yeah, Hardcore Holly and Striker, who is apparently now some kind of pervert, have jumped.

Shadow
08-22-2006, 12:49 AM
At last...a place of Holly to live out his dreams of killing anyone who gets in his way.

What Would Kevin Do?
08-22-2006, 12:54 AM
Why the fuck is Holly going to be in ECW??!?!?! Jesus fucking christ. I hate Holly with a fucking passion. FUCK!!

Petethegeekstreet
08-22-2006, 01:14 AM
Striker is perfect. Phillie crowds will maul him. Should be good.

Fignuts
08-22-2006, 02:17 AM
"Stop that."

lol

St. Jimmy
08-22-2006, 04:18 AM
I would pay all that I own to see CM Punk and Holly not only one on one in the ring, but backstage in the dressing room.

"Time to pay your dues! *angryfaceeeeeeeeee*"

St. Jimmy
08-22-2006, 04:20 AM
"Stop that."

lol

KingofOldSchool
08-22-2006, 08:20 AM
If only Holly would go into Hammerstein.

"YOU'RE NOT HARDCORE!"

Corkscrewed
08-22-2006, 01:32 PM
This should be entertaining for all the wrong reasons. :lol:

JH
08-22-2006, 02:18 PM
If only Holly would go into Hammerstein.

"YOU'RE NOT HARDCORE!"

nah he would get....WE DONT WANT YOU

Gertner
08-22-2006, 02:19 PM
Striker is the best thing on the RAW brand

The One
08-22-2006, 02:20 PM
"HE'S-SPARK-PLUG! HE'S-SPARK-PLUG!"

Kane Knight
08-22-2006, 02:52 PM
This is really a shame. Striker was brilliant on Raw in a way that probably won't transfer well to ECW. I didn't even care about him in the ring so much as what he could bring to the table in his role as the pedantic, condescending, heelish teacher. He was so fucking good at making people hate him, and now all he's gonna get hated for is not being Sandman or Punk...

...Well, or for eating up an hour of Smackdown tapings...Take your pick.

Mr. Nerfect
08-22-2006, 05:11 PM
Matt Striker really won't work in ECW, if you ask me. The gimmick is too entertainment-y. If they want to move him, move him to SmackDown! and stick him with Michelle McCool, KC James & Idol Stevens.

Hardcore Holly would actually work better, as it sounds as if he can beat the shit out of ECW guys. But he would be better suited to an entertainment brand, where fans seem to actually care about him, and he is more likely to add something to the broadcast, rather than take it away. If they want to move him, move him to RAW and let him team up with Val Venis, again. HH & VV would make a pretty good veteran team, plus they don't reak of comedyness as The Highlanders do. Holly is over, Venis is over, both men know how to throw a chop, and both men know how to wrestle. It has potential to kick a lot of ass.

So yeah, trade Striker for Holly. Striker to SmackDown!, Holly to RAW. ECW shouldn't even be involved in the discussion.