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Joey Slugs
08-24-2006, 07:23 PM
This could go in a few different places around the boards, but since it was on MLB.com and has a sports feel to it, I felt that this forum would this topic's home.

Enjoy.

Former planet hurt by lack of size, disgruntled fan base (http://mlb.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/news/article.jsp?ymd=20060824&content_id=1627022&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb)

The Miz
08-24-2006, 07:26 PM
Needs to borrow Jupiters' roids

YOUR Hero
08-24-2006, 08:16 PM
I'm now a fan of Pluto. Underdog, baby!

Jesus Shuttlesworth
08-24-2006, 08:46 PM
Where is this on ESPN? Post-Asteroid Belt bias

RoXer
08-24-2006, 10:27 PM
He wasn't as clutch as Mars :(

Adder
08-25-2006, 10:34 AM
It's just a case of Pluto being Pluto.

Loose Cannon
08-25-2006, 12:49 PM
Pluto: Home of Charon, Nix, Hydra and MLB Star Eric Byrnes

Stickman
08-25-2006, 01:01 PM
He had a good run, but most fail to stay in the big leagues their entire career.

MVP
08-25-2006, 04:03 PM
30 years ago we could've traded Pluto for some prospect planets.

Gertner
08-25-2006, 04:07 PM
Pluto knew it was in trouble when Shea Hillenbrand wrote "this planet is sinking" on the bulletin board

FakeLaser
08-25-2006, 05:52 PM
If only Pluto was a hispanic planet; Minaya would have it playing RF over Shawn Green right about now.

RoXer
08-25-2006, 05:56 PM
Pluto didn't have enough wins to be a cy-young candidate :(

The Miz
08-25-2006, 06:27 PM
lol remember when I got reamed for saying Pluto was better thanNeptune? Are you guys ready to apologise to me yet? just face facts that your pluto comes in second to my Pluto and King Gustav

RoXer
08-25-2006, 06:54 PM
But Pluto wore a bloody sock

YOUR Hero
08-25-2006, 08:56 PM
Pluto can play so many positions, steal bases, etc. this is a bad move IMO.

RoXer
08-25-2006, 09:09 PM
So what if Pluto can play all those postions, he sucks at all of them.

YOUR Hero
08-25-2006, 09:21 PM
He was co-MVP of the team last year.

Triple A
08-25-2006, 09:30 PM
lol at all the replies.

Gertner
08-25-2006, 09:59 PM
I've heard that Pluto caught every single one of the home run balls hit off Brad Lidge this year

Jesus Shuttlesworth
08-25-2006, 10:01 PM
lol way to kill it :y:

OssMan
08-25-2006, 10:32 PM
Chill out Pluto will probably get designated for assignment and then sign with another team, GMs are usually willing to sign past their prime players who are sure to be HOFers.

Screw Pluto anyway he was the worst closer ever in new york, couldnt get a freaking guy out, awesome seeing Milledge homer off Pluto :cool:

RoXer
08-25-2006, 10:52 PM
You ask me, the dwarf system got a pretty sweet deal signing Pluto at $500,000. If Pluto stays healthy all year, he's defintly taking his team to the playoffs.

The Miz
08-25-2006, 11:08 PM
http://www.plutostinks.com/

RoXer
08-25-2006, 11:10 PM
www.9*.com

YOUR Hero
08-25-2006, 11:27 PM
If this doesn't send a wake-up call to your anus. I don't know what will.

Joey Slugs
08-26-2006, 02:04 AM
You ask me, the dwarf system got a pretty sweet deal signing Pluto at $500,000. If Pluto stays healthy all year, he's defintly taking his team to the playoffs.

"Little Hurt" Pluto