Official RAW Thread (8/28/2006): Is Vince D-Generating?

[St. Jimmy]

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Has DX crossed the line?
August 28, 2006

Remember, tonight's edition of RAW will be on Sci Fi. More info...
D-Generation X and the McMahons have been at each other's throats for months. But for the first time in their heated rivalry, it looked as though DX may have finally broken down the WWE Chairman. DX left their mark...literally...on Mr. McMahon's jet, the WWE headquarters and the McMahons' limo. By the end of the night, Mr. McMahon looked on the verge of tears. Has the Chairman broken down? Or will his anger only lead to DX feeling his wrath?

It wasn't all bad for the McMahons on RAW, though. Mr. McMahon did force Mick Foley to join the exclusive Mr. McMahon Kiss My Ass Club. The only reason Foley did the dirty deed was to save the job of his friend Melina. But after puckering up, Melina double crossed her supposed good friend and mentor and gave him a low blow. She then followed it up by giving him a verbal low blow when she screamed, "You're fired." Will Melina explain her actions? How could she have backstabbed someone who had done so much for her?

Plus, the last time we saw the WWE Champion, he was thrown into the Long Island Sound by John Cena. Never at a loss for words, one can only imagine the tirade Edge will be ready to go on this week on RAW. Edge had originally said that the Edge vs. Cena story had come to an end, but clearly that's not the case. How will the WWE Champion react to being thrown into the harbor?

After making his energetic return to RAW last week, Jeff Hardy is wasting no time testing the top talents RAW has to offer. Tonight, Hardy will take on Randy Orton in a No. 1 Contender’s Match for Johnny Nitro’s Intercontinental Championship. Both Orton and Hardy have held Intercontinental gold in the past; which Superstar will earn the opportunity? Can Hardy keep his momentum from last week churning, or will the Legend Killer stop the free spirited Superstar’s comeback dead in his tracks?

It’s about that time to pack up the book bags and head back to school. Fortunately for WWE Fans, Torrie and Candice are going back early to compete in a Back to School Girl Paddle on a Pole Match. Who will be the first to reach the paddle and dish out some punishment to the naughty loser?

Don't miss all of this and much more tonight on RAW at 9/8 CT on the Sci Fi Network.

[Azriel]

Well, summer vacations are all over and I am back once again. Let's hope for a good RAW

[St. Jimmy]

Remember, everyone on the fucking EAST COAST. Raw is on SciFi tonight.

[Mr. JL]

Whoa, since when is RAW on the Score instead of TSN?

[Crippla]

Whoa, since when is RAW on the Score instead of TSN?

Didn't you read that thread I bumped a few weeks back?

[Shadow]

Oh good...I have something to watch.

Fatty Hardy vs. the Shitter Killer.

[Azriel]

Is Foley going to be there tonight?

[Crippla]

Probably not, to follow through with the angle that he got fired.

[Xero]

"Who is no. 1"?

Well, clearly Jeff is number two, because that's what he's signaling.

[mike627]

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Has DX crossed the line?
August 28, 2006

Remember, tonight's edition of RAW will be on Sci Fi. More info...
D-Generation X and the McMahons have been at each other's throats for months. But for the first time in their heated rivalry, it looked as though DX may have finally broken down the WWE Chairman. DX left their mark...literally...on Mr. McMahon's jet, the WWE headquarters and the McMahons' limo. By the end of the night, Mr. McMahon looked on the verge of tears. Has the Chairman broken down? Or will his anger only lead to DX feeling his wrath?

It wasn't all bad for the McMahons on RAW, though. Mr. McMahon did force Mick Foley to join the exclusive Mr. McMahon Kiss My Ass Club. The only reason Foley did the dirty deed was to save the job of his friend Melina. But after puckering up, Melina double crossed her supposed good friend and mentor and gave him a low blow. She then followed it up by giving him a verbal low blow when she screamed, "You're fired." Will Melina explain her actions? How could she have backstabbed someone who had done so much for her?

Plus, the last time we saw the WWE Champion, he was thrown into the Long Island Sound by John Cena. Never at a loss for words, one can only imagine the tirade Edge will be ready to go on this week on RAW. Edge had originally said that the Edge vs. Cena story had come to an end, but clearly that's not the case. How will the WWE Champion react to being thrown into the harbor?

After making his energetic return to RAW last week, Jeff Hardy is wasting no time testing the top talents RAW has to offer. Tonight, Hardy will take on Randy Orton in a No. 1 Contender’s Match for Johnny Nitro’s Intercontinental Championship. Both Orton and Hardy have held Intercontinental gold in the past; which Superstar will earn the opportunity? Can Hardy keep his momentum from last week churning, or will the Legend Killer stop the free spirited Superstar’s comeback dead in his tracks?

It’s about that time to pack up the book bags and head back to school. Fortunately for WWE Fans, Torrie and Candice are going back early to compete in a Back to School Girl Paddle on a Pole Match. Who will be the first to reach the paddle and dish out some punishment to the naughty loser?

Don't miss all of this and much more tonight on RAW at 9/8 CT on the Sci Fi Network. St.Jimmy, who the hell knows who books this shit?:?:

[ClockShot]

Let's see. Agassi's farewell from Tennis. Or Paddle on a Pole match.

Racket and tennis ball. Paddle and ass. Tough decision tonight.

[Azriel]

Well Hardy will most possibly win, since his style is more like Nitro's

[Shadow]

Well Hardy will most possibly win, since his style is more like Nitro's

One can only hope so.

[Caged Heat18]

Well Hardy will most possibly win, since his style is more like Nitro's

Make sure to think about who's the logical person to win, and then go with the opposite to follow WWE booking.

[Fignuts]

That last paragraph of the article makes me wish the xfl was still on.

[Crippla]

It's obvious Jeff Hardy is gonna win with help from Carlito to set up 2 programs.

[St. Jimmy]

it's also obvious that they really have nothing else planned tonight.

[Caged Heat18]

Well, i mean I'm sure the paddle on the pole match will be epic, and should take up a good portion of the show...:shifty:

That or the McMahon's and DX will have an interview that will last forever, and DX will once again one up McMahon.

[St. Jimmy]

I don't think Jessica Abla is that attractive. No doubt she's fucking hot, but her personality fucking sucks. I'd fuck her with a ball gag on.

[ClockShot]

And here we go.

Good evening everybody.

[Azriel]

And here we gooooooo!!!

Good evening TPWW!!

[Caged Heat18]

Good evening.

[ClockShot]

I gotta admit. I fell over laughing when that back axel got torn off.

[Destor]

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[Linkbowler]

And here comes the money.

[Shadow]

I don't think Jessica Abla is that attractive. No doubt she's fucking hot, but her personality fucking sucks. I'd fuck her with a ball gag on.

You'd have to tie her to the bed as well...and whip her.

Oh look...Shane O Mac.

[Destor]

Shan-oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Mac

[St. Jimmy]

Aw shucks. :'(

[Azriel]

I'm suprised Vince couldn't simply fire DX, storyline wise of course, but I'm suprised they haven't gone that way yet

[Destor]

butabutabuta buta you ya you

[Destor]

Stuttering Shano Mac

[Shadow]

...Vince has a heart?

[St. Jimmy]

"You endangered our lives" Dude. Shane. You jump off shit RVD style without RVD physical stature.

[Caged Heat18]

Shane O Mac's in charge.

[Shadow]

Oh good...DX vs. Spirit Squad part 28038403464641347643464313

[St. Jimmy]

Sooo... It's not the Spirit Squad?

[Destor]

EDGE

[Destor]

will get peed on

[St. Jimmy]

DA MANG. :love: Edge :love:

[Shadow]

.........................

I think Lita botched dressing.

[Azriel]

Oh wow, Lita!

[Destor]

that title is hideous

[St. Jimmy]

God that belt looks like utter and complete shit.

[ClockShot]

Whoa. Edge out during a McMahon segment. Should be good.

[Linkbowler]

I think if Shane takes over for Vince as the on-camera "representative" of the company/family, the product's in good hands. The guy can cut a serious promo.

[Shadow]

......That was awsome!

He was dumped into 4 feet of water.

[St. Jimmy]

Otis Redding is a little more JR timed pop-culture moment.

[Skippord]

Two Foot Pier Drop

[Shadow]

Oh look...here comes Wiggernomics.

[St. Jimmy]

Yey... Cena..... woo? =/

[St. Jimmy]

Two Foot Pier Drop

SHARK BOY IS DA MANG.

[RVDmark]

Whats going on I have to download this in the morning.

[Shadow]

SHARK BOY IS DA MANG.

Too bad he wasn't in the water and he didn't eat Edge

........................oooooooooooooh!

[RVDmark]

And Yay I'm in a raw thread. :)

[Destor]

lol at the Cena dance

[Caged Heat18]

Haha...Cena's funny tonight.

[St. Jimmy]

The only thing Steve Austin and John Cena have in common is an affinity for shitty camo clothing.

[Skippord]

G reat Cena

[ClockShot]

This ring sitting on a trampoline or something?

[mike627]

Unforgiven main event Cena Edge part 10000

[Destor]

I like the idea

[St. Jimmy]

Cena back to Smackdown would make me the happiest smark ever.

[Destor]

Cena will go over, but I like the concept

[Batsu]

Cena possibly going to SmackDown? Excellent. Since he's been sanitized....

[Shadow]

Hey wait a second here......EDGE USED MY FREAKING LINE!

[Linkbowler]

Ten bucks on Umaga

[Destor]

Masters?

[ClockShot]

HE'S BACK!

[St. Jimmy]

*marks the fuck out* Masters!

[mike627]

ugh,the bastard is back...

[Caged Heat18]

The Masterpiece is back.

[Azriel]

The hell? Damn!

[Skippord]

The Buff Randy Orton Piece

[St. Jimmy]

oh my god.... he's tiny. :rofl:

[Linkbowler]

Wow, he's trimmed down.

[Destor]

Without the roids, damn..............

[Shadow]

.........oh...my...god....

And the WWE drug policy has claimed it's first victem.

[Destor]

Always been a Masters fan though so, yays

[Azriel]

Chris is half the man he used to be

[Destor]

.........oh...my...god....

And the WWE drug policy has claimed it's newest victem.
Fixed it for ya

[mike627]

The Masterpiece is back. and the masters effect on the ratings begin.

[Fignuts]

He's still pretty jacked, tbh. Don't know what you are all in a hooplah about.

[ClockShot]

Let's see if he's learned some new tricks. But I doubt it.

[Shadow]

...This is a Cena match?

Oh yeah...it is. He's getting his ass beat now.

[Shadow]

Powerful frame?

He looks like half the man he used to be.

[Destor]

Masters is getting Cena some pop. Good job Masters

[6to1]

damm masters looks like a cruiser weight now, i wonder what stiener would look like off the roids.

[Destor]

Powerful frame?

He looks like half the man he used to be.Azriel beat you to that line.

[Shadow]

...an Inverted DDT?

How the hell did he learn that?

Also...Slopdrop?

[Linkbowler]

CHUUURRRRR!

[Caged Heat18]

Well, atleast Masters didn't job in his first match back.

[Shadow]

Oh good...Edge is...........................................

TLC. It's gonna be a TLC match

[Linkbowler]

LADDDDUURRRR!

[Destor]

LOL theres a guy with a R2 and a L2 sign. r2 for grapples l2 for strikes, both for specials, hilarious.

[Fignuts]

Why in the name of fucking god did he find it nessecary to refer to a reverse DDT as the slop drop?

Like, 5 people are going to get that.

[ClockShot]

Ooooooooooooh. A ladder......................

[Azriel]

Very subtle Edge

[Caged Heat18]

Let's see...chair...check...Ladder...check...table...check. TLC match for Unforgiven.

[Linkbowler]

....and I can't make a Champ is Hurrrrr joke with Table. Dammit.

[Shadow]

Well...at least we now know what their match is gonna be.

Let's see if Edge can carry Cena to a good match in this eviroment.

[Caged Heat18]

Shocking.

[Destor]

Why in the name of fucking god did he find it nessecary to refer to a reverse DDT as the slop drop?

Like, 5 people are going to get that.4 are on this site.

[Azriel]

That could be very cool match

[Azriel]

Sabu/Heyman? WTF?!

[Caged Heat18]

Sabu vs. Heyman? Oh man.

[Azriel]

Damn you Vince for corrupting Paul

[McLegend]

Not gonna lie I semi Marked out for JR calling it the Slop drop.

[Azriel]

Oh, and happy f*cking belated birthday too jackass

[Crippla]

Sabu vs. Heyman. That should be interesting.....?

[ClockShot]

Is it just me. Or is WWE now doing a full length trailer per show?

[mike627]

Well...at least we now know what their match is gonna be.

Let's see if Edge can carry Cena to a good match in this eviroment.the day Edge can get a halfway decent match out of Cena is the day Hogan puts over new talent.

[Shadow]

Sabu vs. Heyman. That should be interesting.....?

...you're kidding me right?

No...you're not.

[Destor]

the day Edge can get a halfway decent match out of Cena is the day Hogan puts over new talent.so 2002 then?

[mike627]

hey TNA match..

[ClockShot]

HAAS!

[Shadow]

...................Haas?

What the fuck?

[Destor]

Mr.Charisma Charlie Haaas.

[Destor]

That split screen is stupid.

[Caged Heat18]

CHARLIE HAAS ON RAW!

[mike627]

so 2002 then? lol ok I stand corrected..:lol:

[Shadow]

Oh look...here's DX.

[Destor]

More cock jokes :roll:

[Shadow]

....What the hell is the point of this?

How is this breaking Vinny Mac?

[Destor]

Carlito

[Destor]

Carlito: I want your pussy

[Caged Heat18]

CARLITO. :love:

[Shadow]

*sniffs*

I'm gonna miss the pair of jubblies.

[PullMyFinger]

I thought even though wrestling was fake, you were still supposed to act like it was realistic?

lol This was so pathetic..it looks so cheesy and fake.

[Destor]

I thought even though wrestling was fake, you were still supposed to act like it was realistic?

lol This was so pathetic..it looks so cheesy and fake.Yeah, there's even a word for it: kayfabe

[Shadow]

............................

Can you imagine their babies?

[Linkbowler]

That was the time for a big 'ol spit

[Destor]

Thats not cool

[McLegend]

That was awsome

[Savio]

shoulda shat on trish

[Azriel]

I'm going to miss Trish bigtime. Lita, not that much.

[Crippla]

They better start pushing Victoria more since Trish is gonna be gone. Victoria and Mickie James will be the only talented divas left on Raw.

[Shadow]

Damn...................that is one effective move when it comes from the top rope.

[Azriel]

I hope you're right CC

[Destor]

Candice and Malena will get pushes once they are gone CC.

[Shadow]

...Is the dog.......wearing a school....yes. She is.

[Destor]

The wemons division is moving into a depressing "era"

[ClockShot]

Dammit. Where the hell is a baseball game when I need one.

[Destor]

Speaking of Candice

[mike627]

meh,paddle match time!

[Caged Heat18]

Waste of time.

[Shadow]

JR has no clue who the Pussy Cat Dolls are

[Linkbowler]

tittie chops! WOOOOO!

[Shadow]

Oh just Call 'em Boobs JR.

[Destor]

Stink face

[Destor]

SHE BIT HER ASS

[Shadow]

....did Candance just do her best Shark Boy impression?

[Destor]

HAWT

[Destor]

not

[mike627]

yeah spank her!

[Destor]

Gay btw

[Shadow]

....WHAT DID THAT POOR DOG DO TO YOU CANDICE!?

[Azriel]

I wanna spank both those ladies. :drool:

[Fignuts]

Torrie should have blasted her in the face.

[St. Jimmy]

Diva Crap =/

[Azriel]

Lillian looks very nice as well, and that wasn't a schoolgirl outfit Candice

[Crippla]

Candice and Malena will get pushes once they are gone CC.

You're probably right though I like Melina and hope she'll improve in the ring but Victoria really deserves a push.

[Shadow]

Lillian looks very nice as well, and that wasn't a schoolgirl outfit Candice

Inner City Schoolgirl.

[Caged Heat18]

Orton/Hardy next.

[Azriel]

Victoria has become the new Ivory/Molly

[Destor]

You're probably right though I like Melina and hope she'll improve in the ring but Victoria really deserves a push.Theres a difference between deserves and gonna get.

[Destor]

Victoria has become the new Ivory/Mollydefinatly

[Destor]

Great match there

[St. Jimmy]

Bulldog <3

[Shadow]

Let's see how well Orton/Hardy does.

And I thought Orton had new music.

[Azriel]

Wow, now that was a match.

Hopefully, they'll give this match some time.

[St. Jimmy]

Can we get Jeff some new music?

[Destor]

They realized his new music sucked.

[St. Jimmy]

They gave Jeff pyro?

[Shadow]

...............................Jeff really needs to do something about that damn guy of his.

[Caged Heat18]

I'm guessing Carlito interferes, setting up Orton/Carlito, and Hardy/Nitro for Unforgiven.

[Shadow]

They gave Jeff pyro?

I know...I was surprised as well.

Oh look...Jeff's got purple hair....YAY!

[Linkbowler]

JR fears pop culture

[Destor]

Miscommunication there.

[Savio]

SHUT THE FUCK UP JR

[Shadow]

Jeff hit his head....DRINK!

[St. Jimmy]

Jeff in ring work isn't too sloppy.

[Azriel]

I think Hardy should've gotten new music. At least he got rid of the DayGlo

[St. Jimmy]

No, they're definatly saving the Alien Cum for his title run.

[Shadow]

I think Hardy should've gotten new music. At least he got rid of the DayGlo

He's injesting it now.

[Crippla]

I'm guessing Carlito interferes, setting up Orton/Carlito, and Hardy/Nitro for Unforgiven.

Yeah, thats what I said, it seems thats where they're going.

[Azriel]

I really hope not, Jimmy

[Shadow]

Yeah, thats what I said, it seems thats where they're going.

Oh good...you can spot logical progressions.

Keep this up and you might actually be human.

Oh and...FACE IS IN TROUBLE AFTER THE BREAK...DRINK!

[Shadow]

He got his foot up King...you idiot.

[Caged Heat18]

Where was Hardy going with that move?

[St. Jimmy]

Who's fucking up more, Orton or Hardy?

[Shadow]

Someone tell JR that Jeff Hardy doesn't want to be an old man.

He's been trying to kill himself since he debuted.

[Destor]

This match is terrible

[Shadow]

...That was a solid sounding smack btw.

[Skippord]

JR HAS TO STOP MAKING TOPICAL JOKES

[Shadow]

This match is terrible

I agree...START BOTCHING JEFF!

[St. Jimmy]

This match is terrible

:y:

[Caged Heat18]

Carlito interference...shocking.

[St. Jimmy]

oh. look. a-carlito-run-in. oh. what. a. sur-prize.

[ClockShot]

Damn that was an awful Twist of Fate.

[Destor]

Glad its done with.

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

Hahaha, JR called the Swanton the "Twist of Fate"

[Skippord]

Wow he screwed up like 5 times in one sentence

[Azriel]

That was pretty cool. Good to see Jeff back

[Shadow]

Well who didn't see that coming?

Seriouslly...who didn't see that coming from LAST WEEK!?

[St. Jimmy]

Now Randy knows what it's like everytime he botches an RKO on someone.

[Shadow]

And now I'm outta here folks...that was the only match I was waiting to see.

SEE YA NEXT WEEK FOLKS!

[thecc]

CLAUDIO!!!!!!!:love: :love: :love:

[Destor]

LOL penis...

[St. Jimmy]

lmao. PLUG.

[Caged Heat18]

Michaels even shills his rivals merchandice. What a good guy.

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

It's one thing to plug their own stuff, but plugging the merchandise of their sworn nemesis? what?

[Azriel]

Wasn't the HHH/Steph marriage like 2 years before the I Quit Match?

[Destor]

Guesses on who DX is gonna wrestler?

[Destor]

Wasn't the HHH/Steph marriage like 2 years before the I Quit Match?In tv land yes, in real life no.

[Skippord]

Michaels even shills his rivals merchandice. What a good guy.
Its the Christian way

[St. Jimmy]

EARL :love:

[ClockShot]

Guesses on who DX is gonna wrestler?

Well they had a spot of Haas, Vis, Cade and Murdoch. Could be them....

[Azriel]

Just thought of that Destor. Wow, talk about breaking kayfabe

[St. Jimmy]

UGH.

[St. Jimmy]

"He dosen't have to say much... because I can't be expected to read things"

[Destor]

Well they had a spot of Haas, Vis, Cade and Murdoch. Could be them....Oh yeah, now I see why they think they're audience is forgetful

[McLegend]

Kelly Carlson is pretty hot

[ClockShot]

Right John. It's kick ass. Just like your gimmick and title reigns.

[Destor]

Just thought of that Destor. Wow, talk about breaking kayfabeYeah they've been doing it a lot lately.

[Azriel]

Ooh, Highlanders

I'M ROBBIE

[Skippord]

I'M ROBBIE

[Destor]

My wife is dying to see the Marine. She's making me take her. :(

[St. Jimmy]

... Eugene and Hacksaw get a Tag Title shot? Sure. Why not. *tosses booking into garbage*

[Azriel]

Damn, Robert Patrick playing the villain in an action movie?! Well, it sure ain't going to be a T2

[ClockShot]

I got Duggan and Eugene walking away with the titles. Sadly.....

[St. Jimmy]

There's a Tag Team division now?

[Azriel]

What a waste. We know the Squad is going to retain

[Destor]

I could see a title change. I'm worried.

[Destor]

THEY GOT SPIRIT YES THEY DO! THEY GOT SPIRIT NOW DONT LOOSE!

[Azriel]

Rep point says you're wrong Clock

[Destor]

Also BYE ROBBIE!

[ClockShot]

Rep point says you're wrong Clock

The equilizers just left. So I'll go back on it just to be safe.

[Destor]

WEW

[Destor]

UUUUUUUUUUUUMAAAAAAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ClockShot]

Oh.


UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMAGA!

[Azriel]

You suck :lol:

[St. Jimmy]

Katrina jokes already JR?

[St. Jimmy]

Estrada is my hero.

[Azriel]

Jamalga and Lou Bega

[Caged Heat18]

Press conference.

[Destor]

You suck :lol:I'm hoping you weren't talking to me.

[Destor]

Fucker

[McLegend]

Lol Estrada is so much like Flair

[Destor]

Lol Estrada is so much like FlairI've been thinking the same thing. Instead of Woo you have Haha. There are other similarities but thats what made me realize them.

[Azriel]

No, I was talking to Clock, Destor