View Full Version : The funniest part of WWECW...
Have to be Shannon Moore's TERRIBLE one liners,
I've never seen/heard anyone have trouble delivering 3 words and making them sound legitimate. I mean, I know they're horrible lines, but I've got better mic skills while I'm masterbating. Anyone else in pain during these, like myself?
The One
08-31-2006, 03:23 AM
Moore is a fuckin dumbass. And yet Sabu somehow manages to struggle more to get out a terrible promo.
FourFifty
08-31-2006, 04:01 AM
Shannon Moore: The teleprompter is down........ line?
Someone off camera: I don't know, just make something up!
Shannon Moore: Fuck me, I've got the munchies.
Someone off camera: CUT!!! Let's try this again...
*Later*
Someone off camera: Take 5324!
Shannon Moore: This system isn't working.
Someone off camera: CUT! PERFECT! PRINT IT!
Dave Youell
08-31-2006, 04:15 AM
Fight the power
Aparently, so does that make Moore a terrorist now?
Butch
08-31-2006, 06:50 AM
Yeah he's getting Muhammed Hassan's push
TerranRich
08-31-2006, 12:27 PM
http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/6201/200pxshannonmooretnaig7.jpg
Shannon Moore: I...like cheese.
http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/6201/200pxshannonmooretnaig7.jpg
Shannon: The transformation... Is almost *Voice goes higher* complete.
Savio
08-31-2006, 01:55 PM
Shannon: I've got mattitude
JJ Moore
08-31-2006, 03:47 PM
Mr Youell has a point...
http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4314&stc=1&d=1157050017
http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/6201/200pxshannonmooretnaig7.jpg
Did he misspell "Emo" on his arm?
Chavo Classic
08-31-2006, 04:06 PM
BTW, when did Shannon Moore get all those luverly tatoos and become punk? There's a void in my memory between MF'er and retarded punk
I believe he turned into a punk JUST before he left for TNA, ran with the punk gimmick in TNA for a few months (including "invading" with signs) and now here he is.
Chavo Classic
08-31-2006, 04:16 PM
I missed the entire TNA run. I do vaguely remember seeing him with a punk hairstyle in the WWE but the transformation wasn't quite complete.
Yeah, he started wearing those small spike pads and there was a short-lived assumption that he was going to join the new LOD.
Kane Knight
08-31-2006, 04:27 PM
Fight the power
Aparently, so does that make Moore a terrorist now?
Just a nigger.
TerranRich
08-31-2006, 04:31 PM
OOOOOOOOOOOOAOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWHATTA BLUSH!!!!!!
Kane Knight
08-31-2006, 04:37 PM
OOOOOOOOOOOOAOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWFALLLLLLLLOUTBOOOOOOOOY!!!!!!
TerranRich
08-31-2006, 05:40 PM
http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/6201/200pxshannonmooretnaig7.jpg
Moore: Dance...dance..... We are falling apart... to half time...
Afterlife
08-31-2006, 06:03 PM
Honestly, I don't even like the Mahoney promos. Watching Sabu is hard, because it's like:
Sabu: I'm Sabu...and I'm gonna kick someon'e ass....and, like...tonight, man. 'Cause I"m Sabu.
Camera guy: This is good stuff.
Sabu *whispering*: I'm done.
Camera guy: What?
Sabu: I"m done, man, cut it.
Camera guy: Are you sure?
Sabu: Yes, I'm sure.
Camera guy: 'Cause I can keep rolling.
Sabu: >.>
Camera guy: <.<
Sabu: >.> o.o >.> o.o >.> o.o
Camera guy: You done, then?
Sabu: -.-
...But yeah, Moore's lines have no set up and no cool-off. Plus, they come out of nowhere. Like, totally random. It's like the Anti-Establishment 8-ball told him what to say.
Petethegeekstreet
08-31-2006, 06:22 PM
This may not be the worst part of the neutered ECW but it ranks near the top. That show remains god awful.
FourFifty
08-31-2006, 06:25 PM
It's like the Anti-Establishment 8-ball told him what to say.
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Better Than You
08-31-2006, 07:08 PM
When are they going to debut this guy? They've been showing these promos for over a month.
Better Than You
08-31-2006, 07:08 PM
The quicker he debuts the quicker he can be released.
The One
08-31-2006, 07:10 PM
Can't they just release him BEFORE he actually wastes more then 23 seconds for his dumb promos...I mean if he has a match that's like a minute at least of enterence, and then probably a whole 5 minute match.
Afterlife
08-31-2006, 07:14 PM
Can someone please explain to me exactly why we hate Moore so much? We've been hating him for so long, and I"ve never understood it.
The One
08-31-2006, 07:15 PM
Because he isn't talented and it's fun to make fun of men who look like lesbians.
Kane Knight
08-31-2006, 07:35 PM
Can someone please explain to me exactly why we hate Moore so much? We've been hating him for so long, and I"ve never understood it.
I like Moore. Though his current gimmick is lame, his stint in TNA is lame, and he needs to admit he's a dyke. He's a solid worker, just in a gaytarded gimmick....Again...
Caged Heat18
08-31-2006, 07:48 PM
I enjoy his matches, but he's never really been given a good gimmick. Hopefully he can overcome this one and thrive.
Volare
08-31-2006, 08:02 PM
I remember watching WM-19 when Tazz said shannon moore had his own followers called "Moore-ons"... now I see it's true.
Shadow
08-31-2006, 10:15 PM
Poor Shannon.....his new wife is truely fucking with him.
Kane Knight
08-31-2006, 10:22 PM
Did he get married in MASS or something?
Shadow
08-31-2006, 10:27 PM
I think Texas
Crippla
08-31-2006, 10:27 PM
Did he get married in MASS or something?
:rant: I'm from Mass.
Kane Knight
08-31-2006, 10:46 PM
:rant: I'm from Mass.
But are you a lesbian?
Crippla
08-31-2006, 10:48 PM
Mass is not a 'gay' state.
Kane Knight
08-31-2006, 10:53 PM
...Are you SURE you live there?
Crippla
08-31-2006, 10:54 PM
I'm Canadian but a Masshole as well.
Kane Knight
08-31-2006, 10:55 PM
Apparently, you've been to neither.
Crippla
08-31-2006, 10:56 PM
I know Mass legalized gay marriage but where I'm from in Mass there aren't that many gay people. I'm from northern Mass BTW.
Kane Knight
08-31-2006, 11:01 PM
I know Mass legalized gay marriage but where I'm from in Mass there aren't that many gay people. I'm from magic fantasyland Mass BTW.
Fix'd.
Crippla
08-31-2006, 11:10 PM
You probably have never been to Mass in that case.
Kane Knight
08-31-2006, 11:14 PM
You probably have never been to Mass in that case.
You might be onto something...
...Were I not born in Mass...
...Spent years of my life in college there...
...Spent many a weekend in Boston...
...Performed there...As a minister....:shifty:
Crippla
08-31-2006, 11:16 PM
You've never been to northern Mass possibly?
Shadow
08-31-2006, 11:20 PM
Isn't Boston in Northern Mass?
The One
08-31-2006, 11:21 PM
Isn't Mass the ugly middle child of America?
Crippla
08-31-2006, 11:22 PM
Isn't Boston in Northern Mass?
Not really.
Kane Knight
08-31-2006, 11:24 PM
You've never been to northern Mass possibly?Ummm...That would make sense...
...Were I not born in Northern Mass...
...Spent years in college in Northern Mass...
...Live about 2 minutes from Northern Mass...
...Need I go on?
The One
08-31-2006, 11:25 PM
Yes, I am not sure you really know the location you are talking about...
Kane Knight
08-31-2006, 11:26 PM
Isn't Boston in Northern Mass?
Boston's really central east Mass.
Kane Knight
08-31-2006, 11:26 PM
Yes, I am not sure you really know the location you are talking about...
I once starred in the porno "Brokeback Masshole."
Petethegeekstreet
08-31-2006, 11:29 PM
KK rarely know what he is talking about. He just lies/bullshits his way through it hoping that people will buy into it. And if that doesn't work he'll go steal some material from Bill Marh.
Crippla
08-31-2006, 11:32 PM
PETE, PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP. You are annoying as hell and you never know what you are talking about, you don't even have your own opinions.
Petethegeekstreet
08-31-2006, 11:33 PM
So that wasn't what I was thinking?
The One
08-31-2006, 11:34 PM
Red n00b on Red newb action is HOT!
Kane Knight
08-31-2006, 11:35 PM
KK rarely know what he is talking about. He just lies/bullshits his way through it hoping that people will buy into it. And if that doesn't work he'll go steal some material from Bill Marh.
If there's one thing Pete's capable of out-arguing me on, it's homosexuals.
Crippla
08-31-2006, 11:35 PM
I suppose I am "red newb".
The One
08-31-2006, 11:36 PM
I once starred in the porno "Brokeback Masshole."
That doesn't mean anything, hell I was in One Night in Mass, but it was filmed in Marc Summer's basement...
The One
08-31-2006, 11:37 PM
I suppose I am "red newb".
No you dumbass, you are the Red n00b. D'uh!
Petethegeekstreet
08-31-2006, 11:38 PM
Red n00b on Red newb action is HOT!Shit I had over 125 points until KK neg twice in succession. The guy is serious ass. But hey, this site is his life, so who am I to judge. I mean me fuckin up this site is destroying his entire universe.
The One
08-31-2006, 11:41 PM
OoOoOoOoOoOoOo...um...burn?
Kane Knight
08-31-2006, 11:45 PM
OoOoOoOoOoOoOo...um...burn?
It hurt pretty bad. :wavesad:
Kane Knight
09-01-2006, 12:18 AM
If there's one thing Pete's capable of out-arguing me on, it's homosexuals.
Volare
09-01-2006, 12:25 AM
very nice fix :yes:
Volare
09-01-2006, 04:45 AM
So KK in other words your saying Pete likes to do deep-knee-bends in a cucumber patch?
TerranRich
09-01-2006, 11:50 AM
So yeah, I live in Mass too, like between the Cape and R.I.. The "taint" of Mass, if you will.
Kane Knight
09-01-2006, 12:03 PM
So yeah, I live in Mass too, like between the Cape and R.I.. The "taint" of Mass, if you will.
But you've probably never been to Northern Mass either, fag. :roll:
Kane Knight
09-01-2006, 12:05 PM
So KK in other words your saying Pete likes to do deep-knee-bends in a cucumber patch?
Cucumber patch? You've onviously never been to Norther Mass. :roll:
TerranRich
09-01-2006, 12:08 PM
But you've probably never been to Northern Mass either, fag. :roll:
I've been there plenty of times, douche. :nono:
Crippla
09-01-2006, 02:37 PM
Shit I had over 125 points until KK neg twice in succession. The guy is serious ass. But hey, this site is his life, so who am I to judge. I mean me fuckin up this site is destroying his entire universe.
You deserve it. KK knows when to rep.
TerranRich
09-01-2006, 02:51 PM
True that. KK is responsible for half of my rep. :p
Kane Knight
09-01-2006, 03:47 PM
True that. KK is responsible for half of my STDs. :p
It'd be all of them, if you hadn't bumped into Lita...
Crippla
09-01-2006, 07:52 PM
KK is the reason my rep got a lot better but now its back down again because of people like Jabba and NerF who neg me for no reason other than they hold a grudge for bumping threads.
Kane Knight
09-01-2006, 08:12 PM
If you keep making a federal case of it, your rep will continue to go down.
Do what everyone else does, and suck it up. It's a couple of red dots. Don't wind up like every other knob on these boards, whining about rep.
Crippla
09-01-2006, 08:17 PM
I'm mot whining, I'm just embarrassed I have worse rep than Pete. I don't really give a fuck about rep because it doesn't really mean shit anyway.
The One
09-01-2006, 08:21 PM
I'm mot whining, I'm just embarrassed I have worse rep than Pete. I don't really give a fuck about rep because it doesn't really mean shit anyway.
I don't even need to edit the quote...you are embarrassed about something you don't give a fuck about?
Come on now....you are asking to get your ass flamed.
Y2Jeremy
09-02-2006, 09:41 AM
Now to break the neg. rep tension...
http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/6201/200pxshannonmooretnaig7.jpg
"Seriously dude, my penis is like, this long"
Oh, and dude, I've been neg repped for no reason, too. I just say fuck em and move on. Like you said, Its just a message board, one of billions actually.
Kane Knight
09-02-2006, 10:58 AM
http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/6201/200pxshannonmooretnaig7.jpg
Moore: What is thy bidding, master?
Heyman: I grow bored. You will make out with Darth Punk while furiously repeating "I am a sexy chick."
Moore:............YEs, Master...
Vastardikai
09-04-2006, 05:05 AM
http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/6201/200pxshannonmooretnaig7.jpg
Nakano: I will GET YOU! Alundra Blayze! Bwahahahahahaha!
:shifty:
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