ALIENOID! I challenge you!

[The One]

Make an angle where Shark Boy becomes WWE Champion at this years WrestleMania. Do it now!:kiss:

[The One]

And no turning him into a serious guy who says "This gimmick is a joke"...you have to keep him as Shark Boy; masked, biting asses, and doing the fin taunt.

[Better Than You]

I declare this to be impossible.

[Destor]

If anyone can do this it would Alienoid.

[Skippord]

I think we should make a thread requesting Alienoid to make random ass storylines

[The One]

I think I already did...this one...

[Skippord]

Oh we can ask for others? I thought this was just yours

[The One]

Well I am the most important, but if you want to use up some space in my otherwise flawless thread...go ahead.

[Skippord]

Alright Alienoid Howsaboot one where the Miz becomes WWE Champion

[The One]

...Why Skip? Why?

[Skippord]

I wanna see if its Impossible

[The One]

I don't want to see the outcome...or hear it...or read about it...now I am gonna have nightmares about it.

Damn you Skip...damn you. :cry:

[McLegend]

Could you(alienoid) write a storyline making Chris Sabin a World Champion? Eiter WWE or NWA champion you decide which one.

[McLegend]

lol Chris Sabin a World Champion thats hilarious.

[Destor]

Could you right a storyline where ValVenis won the title? :shifty:

[JohnnyDrama]

I'll give it a shot...

Ok, first Shark Boy has to get some underground/internet/Eric Young type hype to even get him in WWE. Clips of Shark Boy are released on YouTube that show Shark Boy as his naturally hilarious self (which I guess he is, because you have to have some sense of humor to be fuckin Shark Boy). The content of the clips, however, is up to your imagination. They are just very funny, and very popular.

Within weeks, he gets a promo on TNA where he says he is the most popular TNA wrestler due to his clips on YouTube and the cult fame they have earned. He challenges the X champ to an Ultimate X match next week for the title, so it can be around the waist of the rightful and popular champion.

Shark Boy and X-Champ Petey Williams have a 5 star match on Impact, with Shark Boy taking incredible bumps and hitting ridiculous moves, but loses when he attempts to stop Williams from grabbing the title by jumping from the turnbuckle and biting his ass, barely missing and falling face first to canvas. He gets a standing ovation from the TNA fans who rabidly chant "Shark Boy, Shark Boy!"

Unbelieveably, Vince McMahon watches this episode of Impact. He originally Tivo'd it expecting The 247th Edition of The World's Wildest Police Videos, but finding Impact instead, he decided to scout the competition. Seeing the unbelieveable reaction Shark Boy was getting, he was shocked to find he wasn't under contract, and quickly signed him to a main event contract, with hopes of Shark Boy biting his own ass in another segment of the Mr. McMahon Kiss My Ass club.

Clips and vignettes aired for a month in advance prior to Shark Boy's debut. He was advertised to make his first appearance at the Royal Rumble. Shark Boy was originally booked to simply come in, bite some asses, and get thrown out. But the combined effect of the stunning crowd reaction Shark Boy was getting at shows he didn't even wrestle on (Shark signs were the most seen, and his mask was the top seller at the stands) and the support he got from Mr. McMahon backstage because he thought sharks were over (Shark Week was his favorite week of television), the plans were changed.

The Royal Rumble came and went, with no sign of Shark Boy. His music came on as the 14th entrant, but there was no Shark Boy. The crowd booed the no show and chanted for Shark Boy. The winner of the Rumble match was Randy Orton, to which the already upset crowd was booing veheminently. Suddenly, right before Orton steps from the ring, the lights dim and Shark Boy's music comes on. Orton is looking toward the stage as a dorsel fin pops up through the canvas! The crowd goes nuts as Shark Boy springs from the depths of the ring and quickly dumps Orton over the ropes! Shark Boy has won the Royal Rumble!

Shark Boy spends the next 2 months building fans and interest towards his match with the WWE Champion, John Cena. Cena apparently hates sharks, and the fans turn on him for not feeling their hero, Shark Boy.

The build up to the match is incredible, as Shark Boy is pitted as the biggest underdog ever, against that no-good shark-hating thug John Cena. Wrestlemania 24 breaks the buyrate record, Shark Boy shirts and masks can't stay in stock, and Shark Boy has become a media sensation. He guest starred in an episode of CSI, biting the ass of a would-be felon to halt a crime. He went on Conan, where he got the host to don a Shark Boy mask, red hair and all. He even hosted a special edition of Shark Week on Discovery, his appreance garnering record ratings. The world was set for the biggest upset in wrestling history.

Throughout the match, Cena dominated the smaller Shark Boy. The crowd was completely behind their hero, chanting his name and doing the shark sign to bring him luck. Finally, fate turned. Cena went for his 5 knuckle shuffle to a chorus of boos, but Shark Boy regained life, stopping Cena's attack with a swift chomp to the ass. With Cena in shock, Shark Boy went through his amazing arsenal of wrestling ability. With the crowd on it's feet and cheering madly, Shark Boy went up top, stopped a Cena superplex attempt, and hit The Dead Sea Drop to an unbelieveable pop. Shark Boy covered...1...2...3!!!

SHARK BOY IS THE NEW WWE CHAMPION!!

Sharkie celebrated with an ovation rivaling any in history, women crying, grown men high fiving each other, kids doing the shark sign, even Kane Knight was seen marking out. The WWE had it's most popular champion of all-time. The next night on RAW he unveiled his own "Finner" belt (online orders of the replica belt shut down WWE.com servers) and became even more popular after he turned down Vince's demand to kiss his ass and fulfilled McMahon's fantasy from the beginning when Shark Boy bit Vince McMahon's bare ass.

See there you go, Shark Boy reasonably booked to win the WWE Championship at Wrestlemania.

[The One]

Looks like someone is challenging Alienoid, both in booking and length of post. :p

[JohnnyDrama]

Alienoid: Old and Busted.
JohnnyDrama: New Hottness.

Actually, Alienoid has been my favorite poster on here for awhile (I've silently lurked forever), so we have a lot in common. I love to long windedly fantasy book. That idea popped in my head immediately when I read the thread, and it was fun to write it all out.

[Afterlife]

Alienoid: Old and Busted.
JohnnyDrama: New Hottness.

Actually, Alienoid has been my favorite poster on here for awhile (I've silently lurked forever), so we have a lot in common. I love to long windedly fantasy book. That idea popped in my head immediately when I read the thread, and it was fun to write it all out.

I don't know what to say. I read this post...and in my head...it sounded just like Kevin Dillon. Like he was reading it as Johnny Chase right in my brain. This is gonna be so hard to deal with. :lol:

[Xero]

Simple, book him in split personalities ala Foley with his three faces of Foley.

It gets him out of the gimmick while still technically being in the gimmick.

[NoRoolz]

Alienoid is God. And God should never be asked to demonstrate his powers for the amusement of others.

[Hanso Amore]

Alienoid: Old and Busted.
JohnnyDrama: New Hottness.

Actually, Alienoid has been my favorite poster on here for awhile (I've silently lurked forever), so we have a lot in common. I love to long windedly fantasy book. That idea popped in my head immediately when I read the thread, and it was fun to write it all out.


jesus, Alienoid needs to get the fuck out of dodge before this guy starts to wear his skin.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Come on, The One, give me a challenge! :p

Gregory Helms comes out on an edition of SmackDown!, and cuts a promo where he claims that he is the greatest wrestler in the world. He runs down the pecking order of SmackDown!. Gregory Helms has beaten Matt Hardy, who has beaten Ken Kennedy, who has two falls over Batista, who has in turn defeated the World Heavyweight Champion. Therefore, Gregory Helms should be the highest ranked man on SmackDown!. He has beaten The Rock, he has beaten Matt Hardy, and Ric Flair himself has said that if he dropped the superhero gimmick, he would be worthy of the World Championship. "So why the Hell aren't I World Champion?", Helms is pissed off and ranting about how he deserves a match with the World Heavyweight Champion, when all of a sudden, theme music similar to the Jaws' theme starts to play, but it breaks into something a little more lively. A guy dressed as a shark enters the arena.

"You're problem, Citizen Helms, is that you gave up a good thing," says this "Shark Boy". "The fans bought your merchandise, and it was as The Hurricane that you defeated The Rock, and Ric Flair saw that potential. Everyone saw your potential as The Hurricane, winning TLC Matches, earning the approval of nine and sixteen time World Champions, it was when you shed your superhero persona that you lost the fans, and your ticket to glory". Helms attacks this newcomer, and a referee slides into the ring, making this an official match. Shark Boy battles back, and manages to roll-up Gregory Helms for the three count! Shark Boy runs off with the Cruiserweight Championship.

The next week, Gregory Helms makes his way to the ring and says that the match was not for the Cruiserweight Championship. Shark Boy's music plays, and out comes Theodore Long (dressed as a shark), a referee and Shark Boy with the Cruiserweight Championship. Theodore Long says that last week's match may have been non-title, but this match won't be. Shark Boy and Gregory Helms have another encouter, and Shark Boy wins with the Dead Sea Drop. JBL rants about how this is a tragedy, about how this guy needs to put on real attire. Michael Cole says the guy can where whatever he want, he just ended the longest Cruiserweight Title reign of all-time.

The next week, Shark Boy comes out with the new representative of the Cruiserweight Championship. The Championship now has no center and no straps. It is the Cruiserweight Championship Reel. JBL says this makes him sick. Shark Boy defends the belt against Jamie Noble. Kid Kash follows the next week. Finlay and William Regal, who have been associated with The Pit Bulls, since they have entered the tag team scene as "The Royal Knights", taunt and mock Shark Boy. Sharky challenges Finlay's Little Bastard to a match at No Mercy for the Cruiserweight Championship. Finlay accepts for his Little Bastard, who he apparently trained to wrestle. Shark Boy successfully defends the Cruiserweight Championship against Gregory Helms in a rematch the next week, and in a Six-Man Tag Team Match the week prior to No Mercy, we have a Champions vs. Challengers Match. Paul London, Brian Kendrick & Shark Boy vs. Finlay, William Regal & The Little Bastard. Shark Boy rolls up Finlay for the win.

At No Mercy, Shark Boy squashes The Little Bastard to retain the WWE Cruiserweight Championship. He then kicks The Little Bastard to the floor. Bastard tries to escape back under the ring, but he then scrambles out, and it becomes apparent a shark's got him (make it mechanical, or actually get a dead shark, it's up to you). They then either release Shortstack, or re-package him. Finlay & William Regal win the WWE Tag Team Championship in a Fatal Fourway Match involving Paul London & Brian Kendrick, The Pit Bulls and the "Teacher's Pets".

The next week on SmackDown!, Finlay is pissed off that the Cruiserweight Champion fed Little Bastard to a ring shark, and that shenanigans like that don't belong in wrestling. This is a serious business, and if Shark Boy can't maintain that standard, he needs to be stripped of the Cruiserweight Championship. Shark Boy says that if Finlay takes this sport so seriously, why doesn't he put the WWE Tag Team Championship on the line against Shark Boy and a partner of his choice? Finlay accepts, but Sharky must forfeit the Cruiserweight Championship as a toll to pay to face the greatest WWE Tag Team Champions of all-time, in The Royal Knights. Sharky accepts.

Shark Boy's tag team partner is...Paul Burchill! They win the WWE Tag Team Championship just two days after Finlay & Regal won them with a double-team maneuver they call "Walk the Plank". This is Shark Boy's second Championship in only five weeks on SmackDown!. Shark Boy and Paul Burchill retain the titles the following week against The Royal Knights in a rematch. The Pit Bulls get a title shot, as do the Teacher's Pets. Both teams "Walk the Plank". We are reminded that Shark Boy is undefeated, and as such he is given the opportunity to face another undefeated Superstar, Montell Vontavious Porter. Shark Boy defeats him with help from Paul Burchill, and whoever is currently feuding with MVP. Mike Mizanin follows the following week.

Survivor Series comes, and SmackDown!'s main event is an interesting concept. King Booker, Finlay, William Regal and a fourth partner will face Batista, Shark Boy, Paul Burchill and a fourth partner. The Court chooses Chavo Guerrero, and Team 'Tista choose Bobby Lashley. Finlay is first eliminated, taking one for his team, and putting each of the babyfaces down with some vicious steel chair shots. Paul Burchill is isolated by the heels, but he gets the tag to Bobby Lashley, who comes in, but is swarmed and pinned by Sir William Regal. Paul Burchill is still in the ring, slouched in his corner, which means he is technically the new legal man, and he is also pinned by The Court, this time it is Chavo Guerrero who gets the pin. Shark Boy is next to be isolated, but Rey Mysterio comes out and distracts Chavo Guerrero, which allows Shark Boy to hit the Dead Sea Drop for the pin. Regal comes in, and beats down Shark Boy further, but Sharky rolls him up for the pin! King Booker is now alone. Booker sets Sharky up for the Scissors Kick, but Sharky dodges, and hits King Booker with a Shark Bite! Booker's mind is off the game, and to get away from the Shark Bite, he runs into Batista, who gives him a Spinebuster. Sharky covers! 1-2-3! Batista, Shark Boy, Paul Burchill & Bobby Lashley win with Batista & Shark Boy surviving! JBL is disgusted, and Michael Cole says that Shark Boy is still undefeated, and to deny he can be a major player is ignorant.

A match is signed for Armageddon. Shark Boy vs. Paul Burchill, where the winner will get to enter the Royal Rumble Match. Shark Boy has the idea of the loser still getting something from the match. The winner will forfeit their spot as WWE Tag Team Champion to the other, who will get to choose a new partner and become a two-time WWE Tag Team Champion. Paul Burchill says that it will be an honour to face his friend and ally, Shark Boy. They shake hands.

At Armageddon, we get a pretty good match between the two. Burchill dominates the match, and even hits some great high-flying moves. He hits the Moonsault, The Move With No Name, and the Shoulderbreaker, but none of them can put Sharky away. He hits The C4, but his co-Tag Team Champion won't stay down. Burchill sets him up on the top rope, and goes for a "Spanish Fly"-version of The C4, but it is countered into the Dead Sea Drop by Sharky! 1-2-3! Shark Boy remains undefeated, and he will now participate in the Royal Rumble Match. There is an emotional moment at the end of the match, when Shark Boy gets his belt, and hands it over to Paul Burchill. Burchill then raises Shark Boy's hand while Burchill has the two Championships draped over his shoulders.

Shark Boy wins a few matches against William Regal and Finlay between Armageddon and the Royal Rumble. Shark Boy enters the Rumble in the pretty decent position of #21. It is pointed out that Shark Boy is undefeated, never lost a match. That includes Battle Royals. Shark Boy spends a lot of time on the floor, and even hides under the ring. JBL calls it cowardice, Joey Styles says he has backed up his entertainment persona by showing great wrestling skills, and Jim Ross says he is employing great strategy in the match. It eventually comes to the point where two former Royal Rumble winners are battling on the ropes. Let's make one of them Chris Benoit. Shark Boy runs up and dumps out both, winning the Royal Rumble! Shark Boy is still undefeated, and will get a title shot at WrestleMania! Chris Benoit enters the ring after the match (as can the other guy) and they shake hands with Shark Boy.

The next night on RAW, we begin with a promo from Shark Boy. He is no longer Shark Boy, though. As he won the Royal Rumble, he is now "Shark King". He has a new glorious costume, with gold on it, etc. The newly named "Shark King" addresses Gregory Helms first-up. "I told you that you should have stayed as The Hurricane. See what a costume can do?". He then gives a shout-out to Paul Burchill, Batista, Bobby Lashley and Theodore Long on SmackDown!. Sharky says that he couldn't have been where he is at without them, and he loves SmackDown!, but ever since he was born in ocean to his precious mum, a bull shark (Sharky then reveals that it is a misconception he is a great white shark, and that bull sharks have more testosterone than any other living organism) he's wanted to be WWE Champion. Mr McMahon then comes out and says that the Royal Rumble Winner needs to be someone that the WWE can hang their hat on. They may be able to technically hang their hats on the fins of Shark Boy's costume, but Sharky is something for the kids, something for the stoners to laugh at, a joke character. McMahon strips Sharky of his title shot at WrestleMania. Shark Boy (as King refuses to give him the title of royalty) is pissed off, and reminds Vince McMahon that not only is he a former WWE Cruiserweight Champion and a former WWE Tag Team Champion, he is also undefeated. Both his title losses where forfeits so he could move up the ladder. Sharky says he will do anything for his title shot WrestleMania. Vince McMahon then says he will let Shark Boy remain Shark King if he...joins a special club. I stole this from JohnnyDrama. I had the Royal Rumble win in mind for Shark Boy the whole time, but this Kiss My Ass Club idea is too rich to pass up.

Shark Boy, dressed as Shark Boy, and not as Shark King (JR says that Shark Boy forfeitted two Championships to get to where he got last night, and Shark Boy is still going to make one more forfeit, that of his dignity, to become Shark King), gets on one knee and moves closer to Vince McMahon's bare ass, and then bites it! JR has a fit. Jerry Lawler is disgusted. Mr McMahon is shoved, but he turns to into fin shot, Wolverine-style by Shark Boy (he starts using fins on his hands in Street Fights and such now).

The next week, DX comes out and is mighty pissed that Shark Boy is now Shark King. Triple H says that as the King of Kings, only he grants Kinghood to Superstars. They call out "Shark Boy". Sharky comes out, and they beat him down! They challenge him to a Handicap Match. Vince McMahon actually likes the idea. It comes time for the Handicap Match, and Shawn Michaels and Triple H are dressed as The McMahons, and get their asses kicked by Shark King, who is now wearing a green, black and gold version of his Shark King costume! Vince McMahon comes out and says he is disgusted that Triple H and Shawn Michaels would align themselves with "Shark Boy", but he is not surprised.

We get a few weeks of DX and Shark King shenanigans, but eventually they break off into their own feuds, and Shark King is ready to face a newly turned heel John Cena for the WWE Championship, after successfully defending his title shot against someone at No Way Out in an interpromotional match. John Cena points out that he is undefeated at WrestleMania. Shark King points out that he is undefeated in his entire career.

At WrestleMania, these two men get their own special intros. John Cena gets something completely obnoxious to get heat. Shark King gets the ringside area flooded, so he can make his entrance like a shark after a mockumentary airs about sharks, and their ruler...the Shark King. We get a pretty decent match between the two, with John Cena dominating. JR points out there is no harm in losing an undefeated streak at WrestleMania to John Cena. The glory of simply being in the main event is enough. Surely, we get a ref bump, and Shark King actually has the match won twice during the time the referee is down. We are set up to believe that this is just so that they can job out Sharky whilst keeping him strong. Eventually Sharky gets a Shark Bite to the testicles of John Cena, then hits a "Dead Sea Stunner" for the three count! Shark King is the new WWE Champion!

The next night, he comes out in an entirely gold shark outfit, and changes his name once again to "Shark God". Heading into Backlash, he feuds with Edge, who has just defeated The Undertaker at WrestleMania, ending his streak. Sharky can either go over Edge cleanly, and continue his streak as Shark God, until a deserving heel comes along and knocks him off (I'm actually thinking Gregory Helms would be good, in an odd bit of irony), or Sharky can then sell-out, and go by his real name (I've forgotten what it is), and feud with a now babyface Edge. You could then have Gregory Helms return as "The Hurricane" and end his undefeated streak and become WWE Champion. Either way, I think Helms ending the streak of Shark Boy is only right.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'll get around to Chris Sabin and Mike Mizanin later.

[The Fugitive]

The Championship now has no center and no straps. It is the Cruiserweight Championship Reel.

Perhaps it's the flu that's clouding my brain, but if the belt has no center and no straps, what exactly are you left with?

[Crippla]

While you're at it make Funaki champ.

[Shadow]

Alienoid....:'( :'(

That was a thing of beauty.

[JohnnyDrama]

I bow to the almighty Alienoid...

[Mr. Nerfect]

Perhaps it's the flu that's clouding my brain, but if the belt has no center and no straps, what exactly are you left with?

Something that Xena used to throw. :shifty:

[Destor]

I'll get around to Chris Sabin and Mike Mizanin later.What about my Val Venis angle? :shifty:

[The Fugitive]

Something that Xena used to throw. :shifty:

Ah, then it would have been the Cruiserweight Championship Chakram, which does have an interesting ring to it.

[Kane Knight]

Make a storyline where David Arquette...Nevermind...

Make one where Scotty 2 Hotty becomes the Champ. Can be WHW or WWE, but it has to be Scotty, again, no "he drops the gimmick blah blah."

Extra points if you can work Grandmasta SEXAY in there...

[Impact!]

In a surprising move the WWE moves all Smackdown tapings to friday nights, making Smackdown live across the globe.

At Smackdowns next PPV, Batista V Booker ends in a draw. On the next Smackdown Teddy Long comes out and announces that due to the draw the World Heavyweight Championship is now officially vacant. He then announces that it will be put on the line later in the night...in a 20 man battle royal.

Later in the night the Smackdown stars are in the ring fighting it out. It comes down to Batista, Booker, S2H, and Rey. In the final moments Rey is supposed to eliminate S2H by hurricanranaing him and sending him over the top rope, while at the same time Booker and Batista are similtanisly eliminated when Batista clothsline's Booker out of the ring, while also sending himself over the top rope as well. Rey though slips and falls out of the ring.

With Rey being obviously eliminated, and Batista Booker not having time to change the plans Scotty is then crowned World Heavyweight Champion. Backstage the WWE officials are irate.

The next week S2H comes out to the ring with Teddy Long. Teddy announces that S2H is indeed the champion, even though alot of people dont believe it. He then announces that Champions need to fight, and his first defence will be tonight against Booker T and Batista in a triple threat.

Later in the night the match begins with S2H being decimated by Booker and Batista. Eventually Booker and Bats do a double clothsline spot setting up a double worm by S2H. S2H then gets knocked out of the ring by an irate Batista, who then sets up Booker for a Batista Bomb (which he then hits). The lights the go off just as Batista goes for the pin and "Turn it up" hits the speakers. Out comes Grand Masta Sexay who distracts the ref. S2H slides into the ring and hits bats with the title, and then follows that up with a Worm (Scotty hits him with the belt instead of the chop) to Booker. 1 2 3 S2H retains. Sexay pulls S2H out of the ring and they celebrate together.

Over the next month S2H defeats all his opponents with his new version of the worm (with the title) and help from GMS. S2H and GMS begin to proclaim themself the best duo/tag team in the world. Backstage each week the camera's show differant tag teams as well as funaki getting annoyed at these statements (Pitbulls, London +Kendrick, Teachers Pets, Finlay + Regal, Funaki and some partner, another new Tag Team).

Eventually Teddy Long announces that at the next PPV there will be a Fatal Fourway for the title involving John Cena (moves over from RAW after losing to Edge), Booker T, Batista and S2H. At the Batista hits the Batista Bomb on Booker and GMS comes out to distract the ref S2H hits Batista with the belt, and hits the new WORM on Booker making it seem like there will be a replay of the Triple threat. John Cena slides into the ring but GMS holds onto his foot. The ref gets into position to count the three when Finlays music hits and Finlay and Regal come out. The ref is distracted and looks up towards the entrance ramp and asks what they are doing. While the distraction takes place The pitbulls and Funaki and his new partner enter the ring and hit their finishers on S2H laying him out, and London, Kendrick and the Teachers Pets attack GMS. All the teams leave the ring and run out via the crowd. John Cena then rolls into the ring as the ref turns around and gets the 1 2 3 on S2H becoming the new champion.

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And there you go, he keeps his gimmick (up to you whether he remains face or heel) and Grand Masta Sexay makes a return. :shifty: