Raw tonight....

[Volchok]

Tonight on Raw, what do you think they can do more to taunt Taker's return.. first they just showed the video and then last week they had the lightning, and the smoke. What more could they do this week?

[StrongMad]

doesnt matter, takers coming back! thats what matters. and not as a homo biker. as the deadman. hence... the name undertaker. i still ponder why they turned him into a biker, yet kept the name undertaker. because the dictionary defines undertaker as: one whose business is to prepare the dead for burial and to arrange and manage funerals...

what does biker have to do with that? sorry im rambling. i dunno what else they could do..... how about the flaming ut sign? like the one he used to "sacrifice" people on? thatd be pretty coo.

[Rock Bottom]

I could see another video clip, maybe a promo, or possibly someone appearing during the Undertaker's video that everyone thinks is the Taker, but it's not. Those are just random ideas, but they are probably going to get better and better with the teases.

I would love to see Taker's music hit - during Randy Orton vs. Kane. Then Mick Foley comes out, after Kane flees, dressed like the Taker, then kicks Orton's ass. Hehe, that'd be neat.

[Volchok]

well yeah that would be cool but that was the " devil " undertaker... there not bringing him back.. there bringing back the early 90's Undertaker... so the symbol wouldnt make too much sence... maybe ( impossible i know ) have around the ring be on fire...ie. like it is for an inferno match, but you would have to have the tubing around the ring and it would be too obvious.. but they could also have him pull a promo like he did in 94 royal rumble...

[StrongMad]

maybe a casket or something?

[Volchok]

yeah thats what i was thinking...have a casket come out and then have smoke start comming out of it...

[Funky Fly]

For this to work, tomight they will have to go old school. After the mandatory bell toll, blue light and fog, Undertaker will have to do one of his classic speeches (you know, the ones he does everytime he does a major job).

Then they can have a casket with Kane's old mask inside it or something creepy like that..

[StrongMad]

i havent watched in a while, what music are they using?

[jasonvoorhees]

Maybe they can bring Mideon, like they planned, remember they said they were going to use him in the Undertaker-Kane Feud, he can come back dress as the Undertaker.

[loopydate]

Here's how I'd write it:

Kane enters the arena, snarling like usual. A stagehand approaches.

STAGEHAND: Um...Kane?

Kane turns around and grabs him by the throat.

KANE: WHAT? What the HELL do you want?

STAGEHAND: I just wanted *ack* to tell you that there's a package for you in your locker room!

Kane tosses the stagehand aside and stalks off. He enters his locker room, and it's completely bare, except for one black wreath. Kane just goes absolutely apeshit. After the break, Hurricane and Rob Conway are battling, when the ramp is engulfed in fire. Both midcarders stop what they're doing and turn to the ramp. Kane stalks down the aisle, fuming. He just about clotheslines Hurricane's head off, then gives Conway a big boot. He pulls them both up off the canvas and double-chokeslams them. Maybe Rosey and Rene Dupree come out to break it up, but they both get slammed for their troubles. Kane grabs a microphone. He's still seething.

KANE: All right! That's enough, dammit! We get the idea! You're NOT done! You've made your point, now knock it the hell off!

The bell tolls, and the lights go out.

KANE: That's right. Show yourself, you son of a bitch... I'm gonna finish what I started at--

Thump.

JR: Bah Gawd, King, what was that?

KING: I have no idea, JR, but I'm freaked out.

The lights snap back on, and Kane is unconscious in the middle of the ring, the wreath around his neck. Fade to commercial.

[ColdwaVer]

It's be interesting and a step up to have something similar to last week, then black out the arena and shine a spotlight like WAYYY up in the back row, and have just a shadow of the Undertaker there, and when the lights come back on he's gone.

*remembered to set the VCR finally so will actually get to SEE this week's*

[Blue Demon]

Here's how I'd write it:

Kane enters the arena, snarling like usual. A stagehand approaches.

STAGEHAND: Um...Kane?

Kane turns around and grabs him by the throat.

KANE: WHAT? What the HELL do you want?

STAGEHAND: I just wanted *ack* to tell you that there's a package for you in your locker room!

Kane tosses the stagehand aside and stalks off. He enters his locker room, and it's completely bare, except for one black wreath. Kane just goes absolutely apeshit. After the break, Hurricane and Rob Conway are battling, when the ramp is engulfed in fire. Both midcarders stop what they're doing and turn to the ramp. Kane stalks down the aisle, fuming. He just about clotheslines Hurricane's head off, then gives Conway a big boot. He pulls them both up off the canvas and double-chokeslams them. Maybe Rosey and Rene Dupree come out to break it up, but they both get slammed for their troubles. Kane grabs a microphone. He's still seething.

KANE: All right! That's enough, dammit! We get the idea! You're NOT done! You've made your point, now knock it the hell off!

The bell tolls, and the lights go out.

KANE: That's right. Show yourself, you son of a bitch... I'm gonna finish what I started at--

Thump.

JR: Bah Gawd, King, what was that?

KING: I have no idea, JR, but I'm freaked out.

The lights snap back on, and Kane is unconscious in the middle of the ring, the wreath around his neck. Fade to commercial.

:y: that'd be pretty cool

[AareDub]

If I had to guess I'd say that we'll probably hear from Kane tonight. He'll do some kind of promo saying how he's not scared etc etc etc. Then in the middle of a sentence he'll get cut off by gongs and organ music. Then maybe something with a casket like everyone else has said. Maybe a video with those creepy little girls saying "he's coming" or something like that.

[Mikey]

agreed

[Innovator]

I think we'll see a black wreath or some druids tonight.

Maybe during a Kane match a druid will come down with a wreath.

[Kane Knight]

They're gonna debut his hair extensions...;)

[HatchetWrestler1986]

They're gonna debut his hair extensions...;)

yeeaaa that jokes is funny but it does bring up a good question, unless oll UT has gone to the hair club for dead how is he gonna have his signature long hair back in time for his return???

[123 kid]

You fans in the USA are lucky us UK viewers dont get to see raw til Friday. Even though you've all seen raw heres my opinion: Paul Bearer appears on the titantron saying 34 days...34days..... then a casket is slid on to the entrance ramp smoke coming out of it and a burning undertaker symbol up high somewhere (like the old double j sign) thats what I think should happen next raw..............

[SUPREMO]

You fans in the USA are lucky us UK viewers dont get to see raw til Friday. Even though you've all seen raw heres my opinion: Paul Bearer appears on the titantron saying 34 days...34days..... then a casket is slid on to the entrance ramp smoke coming out of it and a burning undertaker symbol up high somewhere (like the old double j sign) thats what I think should happen next raw..............

cottage :foc:

[Savio]

Here's how I'd write it:
After the break, Hurricane and Rob Conway are battling, when the ramp is engulfed in fire. Both midcarders stop what they're doing and turn to the ramp. Kane stalks down the aisle, fuming. He just about clotheslines Hurricane's head off, then gives Conway a big boot.

That'd be funny hurricanes head goes into the crowd, While Rob says thanks for this size 22 boot


KANE: All right! That's enough, dammit! We get the idea! You're NOT done! You've made your point, now knock it the hell off!

The bell tolls, and the lights go out.


Just then Doink the clown runs to the ring with ballons (with his music playing) He then transformes in to IT.

[Volchok]

lol... well all i gotta say is last nights taker promo SUCKED!!!!!!

[Corkscrewed]

Clip?

[c4g2]

Here's how I'd write it:

Kane enters the arena, snarling like usual. A stagehand approaches.

STAGEHAND: Um...Kane?

Kane turns around and grabs him by the throat.

KANE: WHAT? What the HELL do you want?

STAGEHAND: I just wanted *ack* to tell you that there's a package for you in your locker room!

Kane tosses the stagehand aside and stalks off. He enters his locker room, and it's completely bare, except for one black wreath. Kane just goes absolutely apeshit. After the break, Hurricane and Rob Conway are battling, when the ramp is engulfed in fire. Both midcarders stop what they're doing and turn to the ramp. Kane stalks down the aisle, fuming. He just about clotheslines Hurricane's head off, then gives Conway a big boot. He pulls them both up off the canvas and double-chokeslams them. Maybe Rosey and Rene Dupree come out to break it up, but they both get slammed for their troubles. Kane grabs a microphone. He's still seething.

KANE: All right! That's enough, dammit! We get the idea! You're NOT done! You've made your point, now knock it the hell off!

The bell tolls, and the lights go out.

KANE: That's right. Show yourself, you son of a bitch... I'm gonna finish what I started at--

Thump.

JR: Bah Gawd, King, what was that?

KING: I have no idea, JR, but I'm freaked out.

The lights snap back on, and Kane is unconscious in the middle of the ring, the wreath around his neck. Fade to commercial.
Nice one, but I would prefer a casket in Kane's room, with a note "You will pay for your sins" or something like that in it and Undertaker's funeral picture in front of the casket.