How come Lita has the Women's Title?

[The Naitch]

Didn't they like push Mickie for half the year to win the title and all of a sudden I watch RAW and Lita has the belt :?:

What happened?

[D Mac]

Lita basically came in after not compteting in the ring in I don't know how long and Edge helped her cheat to win it. :nono:

[RP]

Oh so she's legit then?

[Kane Knight]

BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT!

[Afterlife]

Define "Legit".

[TerranRich]

"Legit" = "Whore"

[Funky Fly]

It was convenient at the time, because it sets up Trish's farewell angle. Also, you think the writing team really gives a fuck about the Women's division?

[Stickman]

I think it has to do with the fact she gets more air time than all other women combined.

[M-A-G]

Aren't they doing Trish vs. Lita at Unforgiven so Trish can take her leave?

[M-A-G]

"Legit" = "Whore"

Oh, please.

Lita's on screen relationships: Essa Rios in an undefined union, Matt Hardy for like 5 years, Kane for one night that we know of, and now Edge for over a year.

Trish's on screen relationships: Test, Albert, VINCE MCMAHON, Big Show, Jeff Hardy, Chris Jericho, Christian, using her body to attain Viscera's services, that Jack fellow that Mickie had framed, and now Carlito. Who's a whore now?

[Kane Knight]

They both are.

[M-A-G]

Well, true but I'm pointing out the on-screen stuff. I don't recall Lita's shenanigans being that big of a deal until she cheated on Matt last year.

[BigDaddyCool]

Come on Trish is a whore and Lita is just a slut. Lita doesn't charge or do it for services in return.

[BigDaddyCool]

Trish's on screen relationships: Test, Albert, VINCE MCMAHON, Big Show, Jeff Hardy, Chris Jericho, Christian, using her body to attain Viscera's services, that Jack fellow that Mickie had framed, and now Carlito. Who's a whore now?

Wasn't Bubba Rey in there some where too?

Lita's on screen relationships: Essa Rios in an undefined union, Matt Hardy for like 5 years, Kane for one night that we know of, and now Edge for over a year.

Um, wasn't Christian with Lita during some point...or who was he trying to nail before Jericho nailed Trish?

[M-A-G]

Wasn't Bubba Rey in there some where too?



Um, wasn't Christian with Lita during some point...or who was he trying to nail before Jericho nailed Trish?

Yeah, forgot about Christian trying to mack on Lita. She didn't really return the gesture so that's probably why I counted it out.

[Afterlife]

For the record.... They're both girls, meaning they're both walking pleasure boxes with conniving intent. Neither is worth much, in either attention or money. But Trish does wear shirts, whereas Lita goes about with a tablecloth on her gazungas.

[St. Jimmy]

For the record.... They're both girls, meaning they're both walking pleasure boxes with conniving intent. Neither is worth much, in either attention or money. But Trish does wear shirts, whereas Lita goes about with a tablecloth on her gazungas.

FINALLY. Someone gets it.

[TerranRich]

Gazungas. Yummy.

[M-A-G]

For the record.... They're both girls, meaning they're both walking pleasure boxes with conniving intent. Neither is worth much, in either attention or money. But Trish does wear shirts, whereas Lita goes about with a tablecloth on her gazungas.

What does their attire have to do with anything?

[Stickman]

It has to do with everthing.

[M-A-G]

It has to do with everthing.

So if I'm walking down the street and I just happen to be wearing a long white coat and someone all of sudden someone starts choking on a pretzel at a vendor's stand, you're gonna run up to me asking for help because I'm dressed like a doctor? Or I have the right to talk crudely to girls who may be wearing revealing attire because they're 'dressed like whores'? I don't think so.

[Kane Knight]

So if I'm walking down the street and I just happen to be wearing a long white coat and someone all of sudden someone starts choking on a pretzel at a vendor's stand, you're gonna run up to me asking for help because I'm dressed like a doctor? Or I have the right to talk crudely to girls who may be wearing revealing attire because they're 'dressed like whores'? I don't think so.

It's...Ummm...Televised...Wrestling...

People who dress like sluts are sluts. If you're Asian, youa speaka bloken Engrish. Unless you're a redneck.

If you're black, you probably speak with some level of ghetto speak.

If you're big and muscular, you are on top of your field. You're also supposed to be clumsy and slow, and being able to do simple moves should be amazing. Jumping two feet with a boost from a turnbuckle is phenomenal.

I mean, I could FALL two feet from a turnbuckle.

Putting on a cop uniform makes you a police officer, even if you have visible tattoos and long hair.

Putting on a doctor's uniform does make you a doctor.

Putting on an EMT uniform makes you an EMT, even if you don't even know how to get someone on a gurney.

Grabbing the ropes is a leverage advantage. I can't work out the physics of this, but...

..6'5" Is still a viable height to be a cruiserweight.

Tinfoil hurts when someone is struck with it.

A low IQ is favorable. Even if you're playing a doctor, a lawyer, an EMT, a cop...

Posing makes moves stronger.

So yes, image has everything to do with it. Because we're talking about female wrestlers...Or what passes for them in a stereotypical world where chicks are there to bounce their gazungas and occasionally be put in danger so the men can do the knightly thing and save them.

[Afterlife]

So if I'm walking down the street and I just happen to be wearing a long white coat and someone all of sudden someone starts choking on a pretzel at a vendor's stand, you're gonna run up to me asking for help because I'm dressed like a doctor? Or I have the right to talk crudely to girls who may be wearing revealing attire because they're 'dressed like whores'? I don't think so.

Don't be stupid. You know how sluts dress. Even if you've never been to a party -- or a highschool -- or the streets of Pittsburgh. There are pictures online; look 'em up. The only people who dress like sluts and claim not to be are trailer trash and pop stars -- which are normally interchangeable -- and they're also lying.

[Stickman]

boobies

[Pinnacle Charisma]

When was Trish and Big Show? Why cant I remember that

[M-A-G]

When was Trish and Big Show? Why cant I remember that

Post WrestleMania 17/Pre-Invasion 2001. Big Show wanted a manager and creative didn't have squat to do for Trish after her face turn against Vince McMahon.

[M-A-G]

It's...Ummm...Televised...Wrestling...

People who dress like sluts are sluts. If you're Asian, youa speaka bloken Engrish. Unless you're a redneck.

If you're black, you probably speak with some level of ghetto speak.

If you're big and muscular, you are on top of your field. You're also supposed to be clumsy and slow, and being able to do simple moves should be amazing. Jumping two feet with a boost from a turnbuckle is phenomenal.

I mean, I could FALL two feet from a turnbuckle.

Putting on a cop uniform makes you a police officer, even if you have visible tattoos and long hair.

Putting on a doctor's uniform does make you a doctor.

Putting on an EMT uniform makes you an EMT, even if you don't even know how to get someone on a gurney.

Grabbing the ropes is a leverage advantage. I can't work out the physics of this, but...

..6'5" Is still a viable height to be a cruiserweight.

Tinfoil hurts when someone is struck with it.

A low IQ is favorable. Even if you're playing a doctor, a lawyer, an EMT, a cop...

Posing makes moves stronger.

So yes, image has everything to do with it. Because we're talking about female wrestlers...Or what passes for them in a stereotypical world where chicks are there to bounce their gazungas and occasionally be put in danger so the men can do the knightly thing and save them.

But....whores........:(

[TerranRich]

GAZOOOOOONGAS!!

[KillerWolf]

my opinion on the matter was that in this age of DIVA SEARCH - we now have basically a bubble gum womens division, where all of the talented female wrestlers have been let go, except for Victoria, who sucks now anyway, and as incredible as it seems, LITA is now one of the more credible and less annoying female wrestlers - or DIVAS as they are now known.

[TerranRich]

I've always thought that Victoria should be given an angle where she grows to detest the term "Diva" and recruits new female wrestlers to join her stable, beating down the Divas like Layla (where the fuck is she anyway? gone i hope) and Candice, and prefering to be called wrestlers (or superstars?). Their goal would be to legitimize women's wrestling. I would envision such a stable to picket to even as high up as Vince McMahon.

But if all else failed...

GAZOOOONGAS!!!