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Impeccable
09-05-2006, 04:42 AM
For anyone who has not watched Raw yet, this may include a slight spoiler.

So I've only watched the first fifteen minutes of Raw before I had to leave the house (I'm a brit, and I tape it at 2 in the morning to watch throughout a Tuesday).

Anyway, the point of this post is, JR Sucks. Everybody knows this...so I have set up JR Watch...the point of which is for people to post JR's fuck ups, and stupid comments.

As I said, I've only watched the first fifteen minutes...and I'm sure JR said that Cena had slammed Edge through a chair, when in fact he crumpled through a table.

Anyone got anything else...

...tune in for more JR Watch!

weather vane
09-05-2006, 04:45 AM
I put Jim Ross watch into google image seach and got this.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000CA5878.01-AFCIBG6WT70ZA._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

I bet he wears it.

Impeccable
09-05-2006, 04:49 AM
I put Jim Ross watch into google image seach and got this.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000CA5878.01-AFCIBG6WT70ZA._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

I bet he wears it.

LOL!

I would have put JR Fuckup Watch (if you want to search for that)...but I couldn't be bothered.

And besides, it's not his watch because it's devoid of BBQ sauce.

Bad Company
09-05-2006, 06:27 AM
He really does suck.

Londoner
09-05-2006, 06:34 AM
Last week on Raw during the Hardy/Orton match, JR said 'jeff scores with the twist of fate' or something like that when infact Jeff had already done the twist of fate then did that move he uses as his finisher that I forgot the name of(someone remind me pls) to finish off the match.

Impeccable
09-05-2006, 06:38 AM
Swanton Bomb???

Destor
09-05-2006, 06:41 AM
Whisper in the Wind probably.

Impeccable
09-05-2006, 06:44 AM
Whisper in the Wind probably.

Actually, I think you're right...I seem to remember watching that match and thinking..."isn't that move called Whisper in the wind?"

God, JR sucks!

D Mac
09-05-2006, 06:46 AM
He's still better then Micheal Cole.

Destor
09-05-2006, 06:48 AM
Todd Petingale was better than Cole.

Impeccable
09-05-2006, 07:16 AM
The king of commentators....MACHO MAN...OH YEEEEAH! :shifty:

Destor
09-05-2006, 07:17 AM
Todd ruled!Todd was terrible Impeccable.

Impeccable
09-05-2006, 07:19 AM
Todd was terrible Impeccable.

Not quite grasped sarcasm then? LOL!

I'm trying to think of someone worse...but can't.

Destor
09-05-2006, 07:21 AM
I wanted to drive the point home.

DaveWadding
09-05-2006, 12:19 PM
I remember when JR was ACTUALLY the best PBP guy in the business :wavesad:

Also, I remember when Lawler was good as well :wavesad:

OverTaker
09-05-2006, 12:39 PM
lol, when did J.R. not suck?

OverTaker
09-05-2006, 12:40 PM
although, he's a good interviewer just not commentary

Destor
09-05-2006, 12:40 PM
From about 87 until two or three years ago.

McLegend
09-05-2006, 01:06 PM
JR is easily the best of all time. Yes even better then Monsoon.

Man it hurts me to hear JR now. I still can't bring myself to make fun of him :(

Destor
09-05-2006, 01:08 PM
JR is not better than Gordon Sole.

Destor
09-05-2006, 01:09 PM
(sp?)

McLegend
09-05-2006, 02:03 PM
I knew there was one other guy, but I don't thing I know him or any of stuff hes done.

Destor
09-05-2006, 02:04 PM
He was the NWA play by play back in the day.

McLegend
09-05-2006, 02:07 PM
Yeah I didn't watch NWA growing up.

Destor
09-05-2006, 02:11 PM
Beat the hell out of Hogan and co. Magnum TA alone...

McLegend
09-05-2006, 02:13 PM
Yeah you're probably right, but see I didn't even know NWA existed. Didn't know it existed until Hogan turned heel in WCW beleive it or not.

Destor
09-05-2006, 02:15 PM
Damn man. You missed out, although WWF was for the kids and NWA was for your redneck grandpa so I dunno, you were probably right in watching the E.

Destor
09-05-2006, 02:15 PM
I loved it though.

McLegend
09-05-2006, 02:18 PM
I wish I knew about it, because I'm sure I would have loved it.

Y2Jeremy
09-05-2006, 02:23 PM
does this post include his bad pop culture reference? If so you are in for easily a 5000 post in this topic.

Londoner
09-05-2006, 04:51 PM
A stupid comment JR seems to make on every Raw: ' John Cena is the most controversial champion in WWE history!"

Er, care to explain this one JR?

Rammsteinmad
09-05-2006, 05:40 PM
I'd rather watch a Great Khali match than listen to JR call a match.

Crippla
09-05-2006, 05:53 PM
Kevin Nash is a good announcer...

Anybody Thrilla
09-05-2006, 06:29 PM
Last night when Johnny Nitro hit his standing shooting star press on Jeff Hardy, J.R. called it a moonsault.

Impeccable
09-06-2006, 04:12 AM
does this post include his bad pop culture reference? If so you are in for easily a 5000 post in this topic.

Anything stupid that he says belongs on JR Watch!

Impeccable
09-06-2006, 04:14 AM
although, he's a good interviewer just not commentary

Remember when JR did a sit down interview with Kane and Kane set him on fire.

JR: Ah'm Burning...Ah'm burning...AHHHH!

Good memories.

Impeccable
09-06-2006, 04:16 AM
I remember when JR was ACTUALLY the best PBP guy in the business :wavesad:

Also, I remember when Lawler was good as well :wavesad:

I couldn't believe that JR corrected Lawler last night during the Chris Masters/Super Crazy match.

Lawler accidentally called the master lock the master piece, and JR called him up on it.

And all the times Lawler lets JR's mistakes and stupid comments slide too...mind you, if he picked up on everything, we'd never have any play by play!

Corkscrewed
09-06-2006, 05:37 PM
That'd be pretty entertaining, actually

DominateR
09-06-2006, 06:42 PM
I remember when JR was ACTUALLY the best PBP guy in the business :wavesad:

Also, I remember when Lawler was good as well :wavesad:

Actually he must STILL be the best Play By Play guy in the business, cuz just about every wrestling site (including this one) that has done a best play by play man poll, it's always JR who gets the majority of the votes--case in point the poll on this site has JR running away with it with 54.17% of the vote.

Impeccable
09-07-2006, 03:55 AM
Actually he must STILL be the best Play By Play guy in the business, cuz just about every wrestling site (including this one) that has done a best play by play man poll, it's always JR who gets the majority of the votes--case in point the poll on this site has JR running away with it with 54.17% of the vote.

Could that be because there are marks on here that have never heard of Solie? Let's face it, if someone got into wrestling in the late 90's, all they've ever really had to watch is Jim Ross. it would be interesting to find out how many people had heard of any of the other Play by Play commentators in that poll.

Destor
09-07-2006, 04:08 AM
Sole is untouchable.

Volare
09-07-2006, 04:13 AM
The only thing that make me go WTF is when he said "There's an inside cradle, some people may call it a small package but it's an inside cradle"

It's like yeah....got the point....don't care anymore.

Crippla
09-07-2006, 11:51 PM
(sp?)

It's spelt Solie I believe.

srnrew
09-08-2006, 01:49 AM
Good ole' JR

http://www.cybergifs.com/computer/c-bash.gif

mrslackalack
09-08-2006, 02:22 PM
On the WWE Title DVD:

JR ''After winning the WWE title Brock went to Smackdown in 2002 because he was afraid to face Triple H''


:shifty:

addy2hotty
09-08-2006, 08:59 PM
The main problem is that he's off the pace these days, stumbles over his words trying to catch up and makes an idiot of himself. Hence the 'Nitro hit his er *stutter* *stutter* inverted moonsault' comment from about 30 seconds after it happened.