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M-A-G
09-05-2006, 08:41 PM
Like ever? I mean, it's been like 8 months.

Destor
09-05-2006, 08:43 PM
Nah, they got Coach instead.

M-A-G
09-05-2006, 08:44 PM
Yeah, but he's just an assistant. I don't think I've seen him officially make matches. He just speaks for Vince. End this D-X nonsense and get us a GM already!

M-A-G
09-05-2006, 08:44 PM
*has Chris Jericho as his Raw GM on EWR* :cool:

Destor
09-05-2006, 08:46 PM
But they gave you Coach :'(

M-A-G
09-05-2006, 08:47 PM
Coach is fine but he's no GM. Just change the title and be done with it. How hard would it be to say, "Here's your new Raw General Manager, Jonathan Coachman"?

M-A-G
09-05-2006, 08:48 PM
I guess that's why I'm not the evil billionaire. :(

Anybody Thrilla
09-05-2006, 08:50 PM
Yeah, but he's just an assistant. I don't think I've seen him officially make matches. He just speaks for Vince. End this D-X nonsense and get us a GM already!

Are you kidding me? Coachman makes matches all the time.

Crippla
09-05-2006, 08:53 PM
I'd go for the Nash idea like I said about SmackDown! in another thread but I know that won't happen and I liked Bischoff and didn't even think he was getting stale.

Avenger
09-05-2006, 10:15 PM
No.

Fox
09-06-2006, 03:19 AM
Hopefully Bischoff comes back.

The MAC
09-06-2006, 04:18 AM
fuck it, leave vince on raw as GM.leave Heyman as ecw GM. Bischoff to take over smackdown turn it into NITRO. storyline:vince offers bischoff total control of smackdown if he signs with wwe because vince doesnt want bischoff to go 2 Tna.

Evil Vito
09-06-2006, 06:57 AM
<font color=goldenrod>I'd LOL if Bisch comes back around December and becomes GM once again</font> :o

Afterlife
09-06-2006, 08:08 AM
If Bischoff comes back, it should be right Before January, so's he can start off with the Elimination Chamber match at NYR. Slam him right into top gear with "his greatest creation".

DominateR
09-06-2006, 01:01 PM
Eric BITCHoff is never coming back to RAW in any capacity so dream on. And no it's been, like, 9 months, not 8 since he was fired, and I think Shane should get a shot at taking the reigns just for a while, and see how he does, and if he starts sucking, I'm sure Vince can find someone who we haven't seen on TV in like a billion years or so and give them a nice hefty "legends contract" to act as GM for a few years...IF Shane were ever given the chance in the first place and screws up...it would be kind of funny though, cuz with Steph, she wasn't actually "fired" she just quit because of Linda "throwing in the towel" in the "I Quit" match, but it would just be hilarious to hear Vince be like, "Son, :rant:YOU'RE FIRED!:mad:...you know cuz of all the father/son bonding I'm sure they've had over the years.

Kane Knight
09-06-2006, 02:55 PM
Eric BITCHoff is never coming back to RAW in any capacity so dream on.

Right, because you know him personally, and he swore on his mother's grave to you. :roll:

Also, brilliant changing Bischoff to BITCHoff. I bet it took you all of 5 seconds. Mine took me all of 2.

Stickman
09-06-2006, 03:12 PM
I think they were scrapping the GM title but forgot to scrap it from Smackdown because everybody forgot about Smackdown.

Boondock Saint
09-06-2006, 03:41 PM
LOL, theENEMA.

Kane Knight
09-06-2006, 03:42 PM
I think they were scrapping the GM title but forgot to scrap it from Smackdown because everybody forgot about Smackdown.

Kinda like Steven Richards and Heat?

DominateR
09-06-2006, 03:57 PM
Right, because you know him personally, and he swore on his mother's grave to you. :roll:

Also, brilliant changing Bischoff to BITCHoff. I bet it took you all of 5 seconds. Mine took me all of 2.

No, actually because it's based in fact. We ALL KNOW just how much Vince hates Eric's guts in the first place. You couple that with the fact that the wrestling websites reported that the rumors about a Bisch return would not be happening and you've got...what is that called again...oh, yeah...COMMON SENSE:shifty:

And ANYWAY, I would have never attempted the name change if it wasn't so:
a.)blatantly funny, and
b.)VERY, VERY, true how much of a B***H he was to ppl on RAW:yes: :nono:



...idiot.:nono:

Stickman
09-06-2006, 07:13 PM
Kinda like Steven Richards and Heat?

Kinda like who and what?

Afterlife
09-06-2006, 07:20 PM
I thot Shane might've made a good GM.

But not now.

He's too much of an omnipotent being, now. He has Vince's power and Vince's pressence. He just doesn't have Vince's madness...yet. I find him too powerful, and he's just not GM material to me now.

Kane Knight
09-06-2006, 07:37 PM
I eat paste

There ya go, sunshine.

Volare
09-06-2006, 08:05 PM
KK good point...cause seriously, who could argue it?

Kane Knight
09-06-2006, 08:05 PM
No, actually because it's based in fact. We ALL KNOW just how much Vince hates Eric's guts in the first place. You couple that with the fact that the wrestling websites reported that the rumors about a Bisch return would not be happening and you've got...what is that called again...oh, yeah...COMMON SENSE:shifty:

And ANYWAY, I would have never attempted the name change if it wasn't so:
a.)blatantly funny, and
b.)VERY, VERY, true how much of a B***H he was to ppl on RAW:yes: :nono:



...idiot.:nono:

Anyway, for the benefit for those of you as slow as paint chip boy here....

1. Common sense and fact are not the same thing.
2. Whether or not Bisch is liked is irrelavent.
3. People claimed the same thing before he became GM. OH, BUT ITS COMMON SENSE!!!!!11111!!1!1!1!oneoneone
4. Rumours are rumours. People have definitively said they'd never come back and come back, but an inconclusive rumour on a web page should be taken as more definitive?

Sorry you're too stupid to get the very basics.

M-A-G
09-06-2006, 08:49 PM
fuck it, leave vince on raw as GM.leave Heyman as ecw GM. Bischoff to take over smackdown turn it into NITRO. storyline:vince offers bischoff total control of smackdown if he signs with wwe because vince doesnt want bischoff to go 2 Tna.

SmackDown! IS Nitro.

Kane Knight
09-06-2006, 08:51 PM
SmackDown! IS Nitro.

Bullshit.

People watched Nitro.

St. Jimmy
09-06-2006, 08:55 PM
Bullshit.

People watched Nitro.

Fuck yes. :y:

Fox
09-06-2006, 09:30 PM
Eric BITCHoff is never coming back to RAW in any capacity so dream on. And no it's been, like, 9 months, not 8 since he was fired, and I think Shane should get a shot at taking the reigns just for a while, and see how he does, and if he starts sucking, I'm sure Vince can find someone who we haven't seen on TV in like a billion years or so and give them a nice hefty "legends contract" to act as GM for a few years...IF Shane were ever given the chance in the first place and screws up...it would be kind of funny though, cuz with Steph, she wasn't actually "fired" she just quit because of Linda "throwing in the towel" in the "I Quit" match, but it would just be hilarious to hear Vince be like, "Son, :rant:YOU'RE FIRED!:mad:...you know cuz of all the father/son bonding I'm sure they've had over the years.



You're the reason lemmings kill themselves.

Kane Knight
09-06-2006, 09:36 PM
You're the reason lemmings kill themselves.

:love:

Destor
09-06-2006, 09:40 PM
You're the reason lemmings kill themselves. I always thought it was in fear of a visit from Wadding...

srnrew
09-06-2006, 10:50 PM
"And the next RAW GM is!!!!"

http://www.cybergifs.com/funny/homer.gif

Kane Knight
09-06-2006, 10:53 PM
D'oh!

M-A-G
09-06-2006, 11:14 PM
Bullshit.

People watched Nitro.

It's <s>sad</s> funny cause it's TRUE!!! :lol:

M-A-G
09-06-2006, 11:15 PM
"And the next RAW GM is!!!!"

http://www.cybergifs.com/funny/homer.gif

*imagines him drenching a table in gallons of lighter fluid*

Kane Knight
09-06-2006, 11:18 PM
*imagines him drenching a table in gallons of lighter fluid*

"I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer!"

M-A-G
09-06-2006, 11:28 PM
"I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer!"

And then Vince swoops in and pissed off like claiming gimmick infringment.

Afterlife
09-07-2006, 07:44 AM
Too late...Simpsons did it.

Kane Knight
09-07-2006, 08:52 AM
Too late...Simpsons did it.

Doesn't matter who did it first, though. Look at Trump trademarking "You're Fired!"

TerranRich
09-07-2006, 04:08 PM
Anyway, for the benefit for those of you as slow as paint chip boy here....

1. Common sense and fact are not the same thing.
2. Whether or not Bisch is liked is irrelavent.
3. People claimed the same thing before he became GM. OH, BUT ITS COMMON SENSE!!!!!11111!!1!1!1!oneoneone
4. Rumours are rumours. People have definitively said they'd never come back and come back, but an inconclusive rumour on a web page should be taken as more definitive?

Sorry you're too stupid to get the very basics.

But...BUT....he's.......

theANIMALLLLLAAARGGGGGHGGGGGRGRRRRRGSGSGSRRRRAAARRR <small>[SPIT]</small>

darkpower
09-08-2006, 05:26 AM
Bullshit.

People watched Nitro.

What in the fuck is this Nitro shit you keep talking about? :shifty: