Official ECW on SciFi Thread (9/6/2006): Let's Get Ready to BOTCH IT!

[St. Jimmy]

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Are they ready?
By Zack Zeigler
September 5, 2006

ECW representative Paul Heyman gave WWE.com his word: when DX comes to ECW on Sci Fi for their Extreme Rules Handicap Match with ECW World Champion Big Show, they will not run into any obstructions.

“You have my word as a man of honor that neither Paul Heyman, my private security, Hardcore Holly or any other member of the ECW locker room will interfere in this match on behalf of Big Show. Trust me,” assured Heyman. “Have I ever gone back on my word before?” he asked slyly.

Heyman’s track record of trustworthiness rivals a politician’s, and with the match being under Extreme Rules, anything and everything goes. Still, he insists that Big Show doesn’t need his help to emerge victorious against the two guests from RAW.

“This is something personal to Big Show. He is determined to eclipse the legend of DX,” said Heyman. “Big Show’s been unstoppable [since winning the ECW World Title from Rob Van Dam]. Undertaker, Kane, Ric Flair, Batista and Sabu couldn’t stop Big Show, and neither can DX. When the question gets asked, “Are you ready?” The answer from the Big Show is yes; for DX, the answer to their own question is something I doubt they can take into their hearts and truly accept; the answer is no.”

Heyman isn’t trying to play down the gravity of the match. He understands what’s at stake when Triple H and Shawn Michaels step into an ECW arena for the first time in their illustrious career.

“When has one man in the history of this industry taken on two men with the credentials boasted by Triple H and Shawn Michaels?” a genuine Heyman asked. “[This will be] the most significant Handicap Match the industry has ever seen. Triple H is a 10-time World Champion, HBK is a multi-time World Champion; both are instant Hall of Famers upon eligibility and yet, if you combine their talents, greatness, reputations and their Legends and they still don’t measure up to Big Show.”

On RAW, Big Show had his own message for DX.

“HBK and the King of Kings… will end up being handicapped when I’m finished with them [after the match on ECW on Sci Fi]. And what’s left of them, you can wheel, carry, cart, fly or drag to Unforgiven at Hell in a Cell,” growled the 500-pound Extremist.

Can DX use their numbers to defeat the only man in sports-entertainment history to ever hold the WCW, WWE and ECW World Championship? Will Paul Heyman keep his word and let Big Show battle it out with Triple H and Shawn Michaels without getting involved? Tune into ECW on Sci Fi at 10/9 CT on the Sci Fi Channel.
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If Nip/Tuck wasn't replayed at 11, I totally wouldn't watch this shitfest tonight.

[Crippla]

St. Jimmy, where were you last night?

[Destor]

Lookin foward to it.

[Destor]

Bingo, lol

[Destor]

Gonna spam this bitch up

[Destor]

HBK/H/Show have all had great no DQ matches in the past

[Destor]

Two extreme rules matches?

[Destor]

Sabu/Van Damn vs Knox/Test

[Destor]

Kelly Kelly looking fine as always.

[Destor]

At least she cant botch standing there and looking pretty.

[Destor]

OR CAN SHE?!?

[Destor]

Knoz/Sabu start

[St. Jimmy]

St. Jimmy, where were you last night?

A) I started the fuckin' Raw thread.
B) I stated I wasn't going to watch this shit tonight in the same thread.
C) In my area at this moment: USA, SciFi, Nick, and other Viacom stations are Frozen. No picture or anything.

[Destor]

lol Knoz

[Destor]

Van Dman is in

[Destor]

Knox is lookin good tonight

[St. Jimmy]

D) I love Destor as much as one man can love another and not want nor crave sloppy ass/mouth sex.

[Destor]

TABLE

[Destor]

LOL It took sabu about 60 seconds to open the table

[Destor]

DAMN! RVDs version of the Cactus closline

[Destor]

Good tag work from my former favorite tag team

[Kalyx triaD]

Crazy-ass kick by RVD!

[Destor]

RVD & SABU are on fire

[Destor]

Funny little crosebody from RVD to Test

[Destor]

er Knox

[St. Jimmy]

SciFi is still frozen for me. Nip/Tuck it is.

[Destor]

Table tease

[St. Jimmy]

LMFAO "My balls are no longer perportionate to the size of my wang"

[Destor]

HERE IT COMES

[Kalyx triaD]

HOLY SHIT x7534625654

[Destor]

SABU CROSSED BODYied all three men of the apron through a table! OMGFGGGGGGGGGGGG

[Destor]

:lol:

[Kalyx triaD]

I just had a tablegasm.

[Destor]

I'm gonna enjoy this way too much.

[Destor]

You and Kalyx my boy: lets shoot for three pages!

[Destor]

Almost two pages in the first 10 min

[Crippla]

Damn Destor why you spamming this fucker up? They should start an angle with the originals against the new ECWers in a new blood like angle.

[Destor]

I am good

[Destor]

DIDN"T THE ALREADY DO THAT?

[Destor]

YEs that did

[Kalyx triaD]

I got nothing better to do. Besides, ECW's starting out pretty nice. Don't know how the main event's gonna top it.

[Destor]

Good point Destor

[Destor]

I am great aint I?

[Destor]

Test is in controll

[Destor]

Surf board by Van Dman

[Destor]

Knox stops the Five star

[Destor]

Big time superplex from Knox

[Destor]

To Van Dam,

[Destor]

Weird delay, but sweet drop kick into the chair

[Pepsi Man]

Bingo, lol

[Destor]

Sabu woth the Flying Camel

[Destor]

:lol:

[Destor]

Triple Jump Moonsault test kicks out.

[Destor]

ANOTHER TABLE

[Destor]

Botch, but sweet

[Destor]

Attempted Five star leg drop combo, Sabu landed late.

[Kalyx triaD]

ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Destor]

Shocker :eek:

[Destor]

GREAT MATCH UP

[Kalyx triaD]

Better late than never!!!

ECW
ECW
ECW!!!!

[Destor]

Especially for free TV

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

I think Sabu totally missed.

[Destor]

Better late than never!!!

ECW
ECW
ECW!!!!DAMN RIGHTTTTT

[Pepsi Man]

What the fuck? Test and Knox losing two out of three weeks now, and didn't even appear last week?

[Caged Heat18]

Good evening. I just got in, how has the show been thus far?

[Destor]

GREAT SHOW SO FAR

[Destor]

GREAT SHOW SO FARDon't I know it.

[Destor]

I've been entertaining myself, it wont be as fun now that I'm not alone. :(

[Fignuts]

Wow. Great fucking match.

Test has really been impressing me lately as well.

[Destor]

Hott match no doubt. Knox pulled his own there.

[Caged Heat18]

I've been entertaining myself, it wont be as fun now that I'm not alone. :(

I'm sorry.

[Destor]

Gotta for a minute. :(

[Crippla]

My idea for an ECW Survivor Series Elimination Match:
Big Show/Knox/Test/Holly/Striker vs. Sabu/RVD/Sandman/Dreamer/Balls

It seems like a good idea for the angle I mentioned , also make it under extreme rules.

[Caged Heat18]

Here is our teacher.

[St. Jimmy]

SciFi still frozen here.

[Kalyx triaD]

My idea for an ECW Survivor Series Elimination Match:
Big Show/Knox/Test/Holly/Striker vs. Sabu/RVD/Sandman/Dreamer/Balls

It seems like a good idea for the angle I mentioned , also make it under extreme rules.

That's like the whole roster.

[Caged Heat18]

Striker's awesome.

[Fignuts]

oh my god I hope gooner doesn't watch wrestling.

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

Striker is the man.

[Skippord]

Striker Owns

[Fignuts]

also, lol at stereotypical black guy on cell phone, shouting ouut to his "boyz".,

[Caged Heat18]

also, lol at stereotypical black guy on cell phone, shouting ouut to his "boyz".,

Cryme Time's on ECW too?

[Kalyx triaD]

Joey Styles gets all the lapdances.

[Skippord]

Joey is my hero

[Caged Heat18]

Battle of the ECW jobbers.

[Fignuts]

Why the hell would they not use the BWO

[Kalyx triaD]

Tazz: "I don't care what he put in your throat."

[Kalyx triaD]

Interesting Russian Leg Sweep/Cradle thing.

[The Optimist]

They should make Balls a vampire, that would be eff'in hilarious.

[Crippla]

Stevie got a win!!!

[Kalyx triaD]

Gangrel should come and form another Brood.

[Crippla]

Gangrel is supposed to be part of the stable with Thorn and Ariel but he hasn't even been used yet at all, not even at house shows.

[Fignuts]

Balls is nothing without Rotten.

[Skippord]

LMAO PUNK

[Kalyx triaD]

CM Punk FUCKING OWNS

[Fignuts]

AAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Crippla]

I thought he was gonna make it a three on two handicap match with his security guards.

[Fignuts]

punk vs Moore is gonna own though.

[The Optimist]

Balls is nothing without Rotten.
The Critic keeps saying they should put Balls together with Mike Knox, making the team of. . .Duh Duh Duh

Knox-Balls

[redoneja]

I miss Slick. JIVE SOUL BRO

[Crippla]

I still don't think Knox is a good fit in ECW. They should move him to SmackDown!.

[Destor]

The Punk/Punk encounter was pretty rofl

[Vastardikai]

Knox-Balls < Rotten-Balls

[Destor]

I still don't think Knox is a good fit in ECW. They should move him to SmackDown!.ECW had plenty of brawlers, he's fine

[Destor]

This suck with the lack of hardcore

[Destor]

Can I hit 4 pages?

[Destor]

No, probably not.

[Destor]

Mist by H

[Destor]

tag format

[Destor]

Nicley done tandom offense

[Destor]

Beautiful hanging vertical

[Destor]

those chops would hurt so bad

[Skippord]

"You're a Poser"

[Destor]

You cant fake a chop ftr

[Destor]

Vader bomb misses.

[Destor]

THIS JUST IN: SKIPPORD IS A POSER

[Destor]

Helmet Headbutss

[Destor]

HBK is isolated

[Destor]

Biggest bearhug in history

[Destor]

GOOZLE

[Destor]

H is back

[Destor]

Vicious closeline

[Destor]

Bobcore?

[Destor]

Sparky f'n plugs?

[Destor]

Hmph

[Destor]

Best sledge shot in a long while

[Kalyx triaD]

Sweet-ass Sweet Chin Music.

[Destor]

Well the show had a great opener, and a highly entertaining Punk segment.

[Destor]

Stevie/Balls was kinda meh


DX/Show was decent, but lacking.

[Destor]

I spammed this thread all the way to four pages. Go me.

[redoneja]

quick results anyone?

[Kalyx triaD]

RVD/Sabu vs. Knox/Test:
-RVD did his leg-lariat thing to Test in the corner and flipped out of the ring from impact.
-Sabu crossbodied RVD, Test, and Knox through a table.
-RVD and Sabu executed a 5-Star/Legdrop combo to Test (thru table). Sabu was a sec. late and missed the 'break'. Still looked wicked by WWECW standards.

Balls vs. Stevie R:
-Meh.
-Before the match that vampire dude came out with Ariel and sat ringside.
-Ariel gave Joey Styles a lapdance before the match.
-Vamp dude interfered to give Stevie a win.
-Meh.

Striker/Sandman Promo:
-Striker proves decent on the mic, says he wouldn't swim carelessly with Stingrays.
-Sandman comes out to a retreating Striker.

CM Punk/"Prince of Punk" Promo:
-Shannon gave another impossibly gay one-liner.
-CM Punk arrives to call him a poser. Then slaps him. THEN waits for a reply. Then walks away. Awesome.

That Damn DX vs. Big Show:
-Extreme Rulez gets changed to a normal match by Heyman, who remains ringside.
-HHH gives Show a HHH Spine Buster.
-HHH gives one of Heyman's enforcers a nice top-down sledgehammer shot.
-HBK Sweet-Chined the other enforcer's helmet clean off.
-DX do their pyro thing post-match.

[Xerzes]

Moore looked like he was going to cry. That pleased me greatly.

[Destor]

You can tell he really pissed Vince off.

[Juan]

LMAO @ "That Damn DX"

[Disturbed316]

:heart:Punk:heart:

[Kalyx triaD]

LMAO @ "That Damn DX"

They defiled my precious public profile!

I find it funny this thread was dead during the best show since coming to Sci-Fi.

[Crippla]

STEVIE GOT A WIN!!! WOOOO!!

[Crippla]

I'm sorry but that's worth two posts.

[Destor]

They defiled my precious public profile!

I find it funny this thread was dead during the best show since coming to Sci-Fi.What are you talking about? It hit four pages!

[Crippla]

What are you talking about? It hit four pages!

Yeah, but to be fair it was mostly you spamming.

[Mr. JL]

Well, it got more pages than Summer Slam did.