Official RAW Thread (9/18/2006): The End of the Rated R Era

[St. Jimmy]

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The fallout from Unforgiven
September 18, 2006

The End of the Rated R Era

John Cena, the new WWE Champion, will be on RAW one night after defeating Edge at Unforgiven. Last night, Cena beat the Rated R Superstar in his hometown of Toronto in a fierce, body bruising Tables, Ladders and Chairs Match. Cena was able to reclaim the WWE Championship after giving Edge an FU off of the top of a ladder and through two tables. The win at Unforgiven keeps Cena from relocating to SmackDown and puts the most coveted prize on RAW back around his waist. Will Edge have anything to say to the new WWE Champion? Does Cena have a message for the Superstars of RAW now that he’s not going to SmackDown?

Two Words: Public Humiliation

D-Generation X fought their way through ECW’s World Champion Big Show and the McMahons in a Hell in a Cell Match at Unforgiven, but the victory wasn’t the only reason DX had to cheer. HBK and Triple H ruined Mr. McMahon’s morale when they thrust the Chairman’s face into Big Show’s exposed backside. What will the most powerful man in sports-entertainment have to say about the public humiliation he suffered at the hands of DX?

The Big Red Monster meets Umaga

A rematch of Unforgiven will take place on RAW, as Kane will once again meet the undefeated Umaga. Last night, the Big Red Machine and the Samoan Bulldozer battled to a double count out when the physicality of their match brought both mammoth Superstars out of the ring for too long. The question of which is the more dominant – the Big Red Machine or the Samoan Bulldozer – has yet to be determined. Will we find out on RAW?

For all the answers, tune in to RAW Monday night at 9/8 CT on the USA Network.

[Skippord]

Fuck Cena

[Mr. Nerfect]

Oh...my...fucking God. Please do not tell me Vince McMahon will be there. MOTHERFUCKERS! Die already, you old bastard.

Also, I love the way the WWE is so childish. "DX SHOVED VINCE'S FACE INTO BIG SHOW'S BOTTOM! Oh yeah...they may be paralyzed".

[St. Jimmy]

Stay for the thread Alienoid, it'll be exciting to see you rant. :lol:

[Skippord]

I'd like to see Edge jump to Smackdown and win the World title

[6to1]

king booker says no

[ClockShot]

What's going to be worse? Boos for Cena or for HBK?

[deferranfan1]

Don't care about Cena I want to see the big red machine open a can of whoop ass.

[ClockShot]

Good evening everybody.

[St. Jimmy]

:rofl: OMG the booing. :love:

[ClockShot]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[Shadow]

The boos...the boos...THE BOOS!

[St. Jimmy]

Please, heel turn, now.

[Schoenauer]

I'm hoping for a heel turn, but you know it's not coming.

[Azriel]

Evening all. Wow, what a crowd

[Shadow]

Wow...gotta love the WWE's booking stratagy.

And Cena...he's funny.

[St. Jimmy]

This has to be the worst ovation for a "Babyface" champion ever.

[Linkbowler]

This is some major booing.

[ClockShot]

Quiet thread tonight.

[Shadow]

There's still some cheers in those boos! I can't belive it! Even in Canada he's got some cheers.

[ClockShot]

Translation someone?

[Batsu]

LOL! They are booing the hell out of Cena.

[Shadow]

Are they singing the Canadian National Anthem?

[Shadow]

Oh good...here's Edgeward.

Wow...he looks hurt.

[ClockShot]

WOW! Talk about eruption!

[St. Jimmy]

Edge getting a huge pop :love:

[Linkbowler]

and the boring chant....and nice pop for Hedge.

[The Optimist]

I don't know the Canadian National Anthem but that would be awesome.

[Linkbowler]

"Umaga has a fat ass." LOL

[Shadow]

We are in Bizzarro land.

[Batsu]

LOL @ the heat Cena is drawing.

[The Optimist]

Apparently, these tow will never stop fueding. . .it will be Cena vs Edge IN SPACE!!!! featuring that one Back Street Boy

[Shadow]

Right now?

I think not.

[St. Jimmy]

LOL. Heel turn against Qubec.

[Shadow]

THE ONLY WAY HE COULD GET HEAT FROM THAT CROWD WAS BY INSULTING THE CROWD?

Wow....

[Batsu]

LOL @ Edge having to cheap-heat his way to a boo.

[Crippla]

They needed cheap heat to get Edge booed. LOL.

[ClockShot]

Apparently, these tow will never stop fueding. . .it will be Cena vs Edge IN SPACE!!!! featuring that one Back Street Boy

I don't think they could afford it. Unlike the Texas woman that just went up. And Lance Bass was too poor to afford the ticket.

[Crippla]

Damn Shadow beat me to it.

[The Optimist]

Ultimate Warrior heat is coming up soon.

[St. Jimmy]

:wtf: this crowd is sick.

[Shadow]

Yes CC...I belive I already said that.

Edge is great for getting the crowd back behind the same person they were just booing.

[ClockShot]

I turn my back to type and now Edge is getting booed. The hell?

[Skippord]

Kick him in the nads Edge

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

Oh my god, did Cena just say "Call a Waaaah-mbulance"?

[Linkbowler]

His backup plan was a couple-a-rednecks?

[St. Jimmy]

HELL YEAH!

[ClockShot]

Cade and Murdoch? :wtf:

[Batsu]

Damn. Cade looks like JBL.

[St. Jimmy]

Guh =/

[Crippla]

I'm calling it now. 6 man tag.

[ClockShot]

I call it now. DX/Cena vs. Edge, Cade and Murdoch.

[St. Jimmy]

Coach boooo.

[Crippla]

Already said it ClockShot.

[Shadow]

Oh good..Coach

Btw...who's this black guy on my screen?

[The Optimist]

Why is Trevor Murdoch and Lance Cade helping Lita and Edge, my answer is dirty trucker sex. . .but then again that's my anwer to everything.

[Shadow]

Did HHH...just check out Cena's ass?

[St. Jimmy]

Trips staring down Cena. Nice.

[Schoenauer]

Anyone else think Triple H was saying "Why the fuck am I stuck with this dipshit?"

[St. Jimmy]

I don't think I need to state this, but I will. I think tag-matches are asswipe.

[ClockShot]

Already said it ClockShot.

So. We posted at the same time. Unless you were counting seconds.

[Azriel]

So, HHH getting back into the title hunt looks like.

[Crippla]

I thought they would make Orton the next challenger for the title tbh.

[Shadow]

Probably not.

[Skippord]

I hope so hard HBK superkicks Cena and Trips Pedigrees him and they leave

[The Optimist]

Any Tag matches as main event shouldn't happen.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

I'm praying DX turns on Cena.... We know the crowds will side with DX... The look Hunter was giving Cena was slick.

[St. Jimmy]

I hope that's what it turns into. I'm pretty bored of DX now. Fatal four way of Edge-HBK-Trips-Cena would be good.

[Shadow]

Why do they black and white pictures with blood in it?

I really hate that. Speaking of which...I HATE COACHMAN!

[Londoner]

Not a bad opening promo, but does anyone else realise the amount of six man tag matches there has been lately? The thought of Cade and Murdoch in the main event doesn't really excite me tbh.

[St. Jimmy]

Shelt =D

[Shadow]

YOU'RE BLACK SHELTON!

[The Optimist]

Where's Benjamin's momma? Wait, where the hell is this going?

[Shadow]

I think he heard me.

[St. Jimmy]

Race Card. <3!

[Skippord]

LOL SHELTON AS A DISGRUNTLED BLACK MAN

[Londoner]

lol@Benjamin. 'its because i'm black ain't it?'

[Savio]

:lol:

[St. Jimmy]

Oh, that was the best thing yet.

[Azriel]

A new Nation?

[Shadow]

Oh good...Umaga.

[ClockShot]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMAGA!

[Crippla]

Oh shit, not this angle again. I forgot they had re-signed Rodney Mack so they'll probably reform the stable with Benjamin in it this time.

[St. Jimmy]

Jamal needs to fucking tan, he's looking white.

[Azriel]

This better actually have a legitimate finish

[Shadow]

This is the stupidest entrance evah!

Can we just have Armando jawing on the mic on the way down the rampway? Cause that entrance board me.

[Skippord]

KANE :heart:

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Whoo, race card...

But hey, if it gets Shelton on TV.... Maybe he can team stable up with Cryme Tyme..

Also, how was he pulling out his hair?? I was a bit lost there.

[The Optimist]

Umaga and Kane's match, the way it should have been.

By the way I can see them teaming Rodney Mack with Benjamin and Cryme tyme to make a new racist team. Then combine with Umaga to make a new Nation of Domination.:(

[Skippord]

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAA

[St. Jimmy]

I'm enjoying this match, call me odd.

[Shadow]

Good job there Skip.

[ClockShot]

Sweet. Yanks up 4-3. Getting revenge.

[The Optimist]

I didn't even look up before the ref got owned. What the fuck is wrong with refs?

[Londoner]

Wtf, they've just had a long break and now they're having another as soon as the match starts?? This is why i stopped watching it live.

[St. Jimmy]

Umaga in a new nation? KAMALGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Azriel]

but Umaga isn't getting held down Optimist

[Crippla]

At least they're not having Umaga jobber squashes anymore. I found it funny how they pushed his undefeated streak so much and he would mostly wrestle jobbers week after week.

[Savio]

Whoo, race card...

But hey, if it gets Shelton on TV.... Maybe he can team stable up with Cryme Tyme..

Also, how was he pulling out his hair?? I was a bit lost there.I'm assuming he ment pubic

[St. Jimmy]

Local commercial for TNA's Bound for Glory, they put them in the shittiest arena in Michigan.

[Shadow]

Cause that's how most streaks are booked CC.

[Londoner]

At least they're not having Umaga jobber squashes anymore. I found it funny how they pushed his undefeated streak so much and he would mostly wrestle jobbers week after week.

That's what happens when you 1) hire writers who know fuck all about wrestling and 2) split the rosters in half. They did it with lashley to then as soon as he had a proper storyline he lost.

[The Optimist]

That doesn't matter, actually Knae should win so I can have some suport for this psuedo-argument.

[St. Jimmy]

Kane just no-sold that STO.

[Azriel]

So, do you think they're going to have a triple threat for the World title next or is Shawn gonna get involved as well?

[Shadow]

I know about 17 ways to take down Umaga. All of them involve breaking bones.

[St. Jimmy]

:lol: Estrada is the man.

[Shadow]

Oh look...how they'll keep the streak alive as well as his heat. Great!

That's nice. Very nice...and goodbye Estrada.

[The Optimist]

Fake Kane should run in and save Estrada

[Savio]

estrada looks like hitler

[St. Jimmy]

o_ O Anal Rape?

[Crippla]

That's what happens when you 1) hire writers who know fuck all about wrestling and 2) split the rosters in half. They did it with lashley to then as soon as he had a proper storyline he lost.

I just thought of it. It reminds me of Goldberg's streak at the beginning in WCW.

[Shadow]

o_ O Anal Rape?

Isn't that what happened the last time Kane took someone into the back like that?

And wasn't it Lita?

[Azriel]

So, where is this thing headed?

[The Optimist]

Goldberg. . .is . . .not Umaga. . .Umaga is much more like Gilberg.

[Shadow]

So, where is this thing headed?

Same as the last time. Estrada's gonna get pregnent, Kane and him will marry, then Snitisky will cause Estrada to miscarry and the whole thing will be forgotton.

[The Optimist]

Who is myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy como se dice. . . .baby daddy?

[The Optimist]

I have some sort of blue balls.

[Shadow]

Oh look...Umaga with the save.

I guess no one rapes Estrada but Umaga.

[Shadow]

MARIA! IT'S MARIA!

[St. Jimmy]

:drool: Maria!

[Crippla]

Goldberg. . .is . . .not Umaga. . .Umaga is much more like Gilberg.

Umaga is actually a better wrestler than Goldberg.....

[St. Jimmy]

I love that little skirt...

[Shadow]

Oh look...Spirit Squad.

When the hell are they breaking up?

[The Optimist]

Spirit Squad still sucking up Vince's ass from hundreds of miles away.

[St. Jimmy]

Which one of the SS is challenging Flair... and why should I care?

[Savio]

come on cryme tyme!

[Azriel]

Said it before, will keep on saying it, Maria is just too damn hot

[The Optimist]

I meant in theme not really in ability, I've begrudgingly accepted that Umaga has some talent. . .but he was implemented to mock Samoa Joe. . .at least at first, now he's just making me hate life more and more each time he emerges without Estrada.

[Shadow]

Said it before, will keep on saying it, Maria is just too damn hot

You know it.

[The Optimist]

Hat kid is challenging Flair, don't know which one that is. . .but its not the one with the head band.

[St. Jimmy]

Said it before, will keep on saying it, Maria is just too damn hot

The only reason I respect Punk is because he gets to stick his dick everywhere in that.

[Azriel]

On the contrary, that's probably the only reason why I hate him :lol:

[Shadow]

....someone PM me pics of Trish's Unforgiven gear.....

[St. Jimmy]

Tarheelia? Fuck you J.R.

[The Optimist]

Flair should go back to the pink. . .and team with Kanyon. . .no one kill me.

[Crippla]

It's gonna be Johnny facing Ric Flair.

[Shadow]

We need a reason to say fuck you to JR?

I hate the Spirit Squad...is that wrong of me?

[ClockShot]

Kenny.......NO LILLIAN!

[St. Jimmy]

Time to pay the bills, Naitch.

[Shadow]

To be perfectly honest with you...it's easy to fuck up them....they look the same.

[The Optimist]

No, the Spirit Squad has beeen terribly implemented. :(

[St. Jimmy]

Naitch looking super-bald tonight, or is it just me?

[ClockShot]

Probably reading what's on the card. Then again their names are on their backs.

[Shadow]

Not just you Jimmy....he looks really bald to me as well.

[The Optimist]

He looks very Hulk-like tonight.

[St. Jimmy]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Shadow]

Flair went over a young guy.....OMG!

[St. Jimmy]

Tits.

[Shadow]

Oh good...the walking Petri-Dish.

And here's how we get the woman's division riled up.

[Shadow]

Tits.

Lots and lots of tits.

[Shadow]

Don't slap the psycho....she will kill you.

[St. Jimmy]

LOL. Did anyone besides me notice Edge's creepy coat flash/airhumping in the promo bumps?

[The Optimist]

Already planning on ECW tonight, Booker vs RVD is almost as hot as Mickie James. . .
Not really but there closer than most other things.

[Shadow]

Yes Jimmy. Only you.

[Azriel]

Candice/Lita? Snore.

[St. Jimmy]

Yes Jimmy. Only you.

:'(

[Shadow]

JR: The epitiomy of arrogance

And drug violations.

[St. Jimmy]

Ortons face is fucked up. Nice.

[Shadow]

...Do we have to hear him talk?

[Crippla]

I'm guessing I'm the only one in here who likes Orton..??

[St. Jimmy]

Not like you can feel it, you fucking dope monkey.

[Shadow]

Oh good...now we get to hear Melina screetch.

[St. Jimmy]

Go be the future of fucking Smackdown so I don't have to hear you talk.

[St. Jimmy]

*watches paint dry* :drool:

[Shadow]

Ok...we're about to set up Carlito/Hardy vs. Orton/Nitro

Calling it right now.

[Crippla]

Why is Nitro getting more mic time?

[The Optimist]

So. . . . . . .what's the point of this?

[St. Jimmy]

... Was he supposed to do something flashy?

[Shadow]

Why is Nitro getting more mic time?

Because you touch yourself at night.

[6to1]

poop in her bag randy

[St. Jimmy]

LOL. Masterpiece!

[ClockShot]

Masterpiece....Intersting.

[Shadow]

............................KFCpeice?

[Jaton]

wtf

[Savio]

Damn I thought that was Mordecais music for a second

[Jaton]

Next is Shelton.

[St. Jimmy]

Masters is better on the Mic than Nitro.

[Shadow]

OK...changing my prediction.

Super Crazy/Carlito/Hardy vs. Masterpeice/Orton/Nitro is up next.

[Crippla]

Make it a six man tag with Crazy and Masters.

[Batsu]

LMFAO @ this whole segment.

[Jaton]

Oops.


WTF is this? An IC title division? Being built? ....

[ClockShot]

Nice pop for Carlito. :y:

[The Optimist]

What the hell is going on? I was hoping it was Goldust.

Wait making fun of Master = Ratings

Mid-card Party

Apparently making fun of Super Crazy isn't cool.

[Shadow]

Oh dearest dumbass....SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[Jaton]

Ugh. I almost cared about this.

[The Optimist]

I BLAME ALL SIX MAN TAGS ON COACH!!!!

EDIT!!! I <3 COACH

FOR NOW!!!

[Shadow]

Hey look...I was...wrong?

THIS IS EVEN BETTER!

[St. Jimmy]

6 Pack for the IC title!?! FUCK YEAH!

[Jaton]

Okay, I care about it now.

[ClockShot]

Damn.........

[Batsu]

The mid card >>>>>> the main event

[Crippla]

Holy shit....swerve.

[Shadow]

The mid card >>>>>> the main event

You better belive it!

Also after this match...I'll be bowing out.

[Skippord]

LOL Carlito

[Crippla]

This is great, I didn't see a six pack coming.

[The Optimist]

Super Crazy for the win.

[Azriel]

Sweet looking match. Lets hope it delivers

[Shadow]

If it doesn't...I'd be sadness.

[Crippla]

I'm not sure who they'll have win this but I doubt it will be Crazy or Masters.

[Shadow]

I think they need a trio of refs to cover everyone.

And cause really good storylines.

[Shadow]

This is...different I guess.

[Savio]

I'm lovin my jags right now

[Shadow]

Hardy with a...power move?

What's he smoking?

[St. Jimmy]

Jeffs hair is fucked.

[Azriel]

Nitro's gonna retain though probably

[St. Jimmy]

Definatly rooting for Crazy or Masters.

[Savio]

lots of miss here

[Shadow]

We might actually....there we go...I love it when Hardy runs the...good bye Nitro.

[St. Jimmy]

LMAO! Nice.

[ClockShot]

Nice!

[The Optimist]

SO BADASS!!!

[St. Jimmy]

Holy Shit. That was fucking clean.

[Skippord]

Smooth Jeff Smooth

[Shadow]

ANOTHER COMMERCIAL BREAK!?

[Shadow]

Smooth Jeff Smooth

To be fair...he hasn't botched much here.

Which is worrisome to me.

[Crippla]

I'm rooting for Crazy but I'm predicting Hardy, either that or Nitro will retain.

[Shadow]

You do know there's no way you can get on my good side...right Crippla?

[St. Jimmy]

These commercials do seem a bit much tonight.

[St. Jimmy]

I'm rooting for Crazy but I'm predicting Hardy, either that or Nitro will retain.

Seriously, evertime I read shit you post I blame Destor for robbing Gooner.

[The Optimist]

If Jeff wins. . .well it just makes last nite useless. Not saying I would care, I would totally mark out for a winning Hardy or Crazy, just saying.

[Crippla]

You do know there's no way you can get on my good side...right Crippla?
I don't want to be on your good side. I'll say Jeff's been a lot better since his return but in no way does it reflect on you just because you are a Jeff Hardy mark.

[Shadow]

If Jeff wins. . .well it just makes last nite useless. Not saying I would care, I would totally mark out for a winning Hardy or Crazy, just saying.

True...that would make last night useless...but last night was rather useless with the bullshit finish

[Schoenauer]

I don't know about you Crippla, but you need to stop kissing everyone's ass, it won't get you more green squares.

[Shadow]

I'm hoping it gets him more red squares actually.

[St. Jimmy]

MASTERLOCK! *MARK*

[St. Jimmy]

=/ LAME.

[The Optimist]

Wow, that was insane, good job Nitro.

[ClockShot]

Good match.

[Shadow]

Well fuck...that rocked hardness!

[St. Jimmy]

Everyone got robbed.

[Savio]

If that match wasn't good I'd say it was useless

[Crippla]

I don't know about you Crippla, but you need to stop kissing everyone's ass, it won't get you more green squares.
I JUST SAID I'M NOT KISSING ANYONE'S ASS FFS. I say something about Jeff Hardy and it means I'm kissing Shadow's ass? Fuck. Then I take it back just because I can't stand Shadow.

[Shadow]

GOODBYE RAW THREAD! HAVE FUN WITH THE REST OF THIS BULLSHIT SHOW.

[Azriel]

Told ya Nitro would retain.

[Schoenauer]

Pretty darn good match, now if only they could do something as good with only two people in the ring.

[St. Jimmy]

Black Lesnar vs. King Booker *snore*

[ClockShot]

Yanks up 7-3 bottom of 9th. Wannabe Rivera on his way in.

[The Optimist]

Omigod, Lashley called him a bastard to his face.

[St. Jimmy]

Cryme Tyme!

[ClockShot]

EVERYBODY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?

[St. Jimmy]

Hells YEAH.

[Savio]

CRYME TYMMMMMMMMMME

[Jaton]

Cryme Tyme. :love:

[PullMyFinger]

LOL WTF IS THIS?! LOOOOOOL

[St. Jimmy]

LMFAO.

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

[The Optimist]

Cade & Murdoch should fight the new Nation. . .for obvious reasons.

Mostly trucker sex. . .I mean racism.

[Crippla]

At least we get another tag team.

[St. Jimmy]

lol.