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Mister Sinister
09-22-2006, 10:27 PM
The news has been broken that Angle is thinking about going into MMA like Contests once he heals up from Injuries, now while I think he might could be an average or slightly above average fighter...That is neither here or there..

Kurt Angle is an man, who been fighting on the verge of Death for several years, fighting internal injuries, Neck and other among the way, yet gave his all for the fans...and having net fans marking out for an eventul dream match...Bret Hart versus Kurt Angle, thru that will never happen..

However I mentioned this a few days ago...What would be an way for Kurt Angle to stay in public spotlight, without affection his health...First I throught, why not an personality on MTV?, Could you imagine him hosting TRL, and in a moment that would have us all..loving him even more then we do, Angle Slamming Ashlee Simpson thru the Glass of the MTV to the ground below...However, I doubt I still try to watch MTV For that..


Then what else could he do? Go to TNA To be an announcer, replacing Don West, and saving us, from not watching TNA, and pressing the mute button during matches...However TNA would be out of business before they could even offer Kurt to an contract.


Now, Kurt Angle is an American Hero, He won a Gold Medal...Holds many NCAA Records among others thing...Then it came to me..

Kurt Angle to the White House in 2012...

Now there is an way this may not happen, as the United States may be blown off the map, at the start of World War 3....However let's just think past that....

What if Kurt Angle ran for President, with his motto...Suplex Crime! (Props to whoever came up to that) He is an man, you could stand up and vote for...An man, who would atleast entertain you, while Gas prizes go up to Twenty Dollars an Gallon as they proberly will be in 2012....That why I say...in 2012...We put Kurt Angle in the White House...


More To Come Later

ron the dial
09-22-2006, 11:06 PM
Kurt would get injured a month into the presidency and have to go on hiatus. I'm not sure he's such a good choice.

Corkscrewed
09-23-2006, 04:21 PM
Kurt would get <s>injured</s> shot by Dick Cheney a month into the presidency and have to go on hiatus. I'm not sure he's such a good choice.

Destor
09-23-2006, 04:23 PM
LOL Keep it comin

Mister Sinister
09-23-2006, 09:05 PM
As of right now...I am appointment...Myself as his Campaign Manager...Destor...You're...just Destor, we'll leave it at that for now..


Campaign coming up in a little bit.

Mister Sinister
09-25-2006, 01:27 AM
In Assiocaition with TNA Productions..

Dear Fellow Americans...Well, Sorry, I, Myself Helmsphere am not an American, as I am proudly Canadian, however being from an different country, should not cause you to distrust me...Since you have already trusted an outside in your Country before...Mr Terminator himself...


However, I am here to present to you...An man, is an American Hero, who doesn't need CGI and Special Effects to entertain you...For the first time in history, you can have an man, who is good enough for you, instead of some redneck, who doesn't know anything about America...

The Following Promo is paid for by Panda Energy....Teaming up with the WWF since 2002, to piss off Stanford....


Kurt Angle is an American Hero...working hard to fuifill his dream of Olmpyic Gold...however roadblocks were put in his way...forced to go into the 1996 Olmypic's with an Broken Neck...Kurt Angle did what no man could, win the Gold Medal with an Broken Freaking Neck...

He is an man, who could make you cry..

(An Photo of Kurt Angle winning the WWF Title in Pittsburgh)

He's an man, who is a motivation to all

If you practice my Three I's, You can make the best out of anything in life..

And an Man, Who deserves to be in the White House in 2012..

Oh It's True, It's Damn True!!!

Vote For Kurt Angle in 2012...and Help Suplex Crime!

The Naitch
09-25-2006, 07:48 PM
Don't get your hopes up. Kurt Angle will die before Christmas

Mister Sinister
09-26-2006, 01:18 PM
Don't get your hopes up. Kurt Angle will die before Christmas

Don't Worry, Naitch, I have an Backup Plan

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/07/anglebrothers.jpg

It worked in that Movie, Dave didn't it?

The Naitch
09-26-2006, 08:13 PM
Where's Burt Angle?