View Full Version : I can't freaking stand Aliennoid
Fignuts
09-27-2006, 08:23 PM
For the same reason I can't stand strip clubs. I've got this hot girl shaking her tits in my face. And I want to reach out and grab them. But I can't.
EXACT SAME THING AS READING ALIENNOID POSTS
I start reading his suggestions for angles, and such, and I get excited because they are really good. Then I get to the end, and I realize as awesome as that idea was, it will never happen.
He's a fucking tease. So keep your god damn ideas to ourself Aliennoid.
Funky Fly
09-27-2006, 08:26 PM
lol what?
NoJabbaNoBogRoll
09-27-2006, 08:27 PM
The one slight drawback in most of Alienoid's ideas is that he is assuming the fans will suddenly care about Doug Basham and Val Venis.
Kalyx triaD
09-27-2006, 08:28 PM
For the same reason I can't stand strip clubs. I've got this hot girl shaking her tits in my face. And I want to reach out and grab them. But I can't.
Yes you can. During a lapdance.
Well I can...
I didn't think I was going to like where this was going after reading the first paragraph.
Skippord
09-27-2006, 08:44 PM
I love Alienoid
.44 Magdalene
09-27-2006, 08:47 PM
I LOVE TITS
Skippord
09-27-2006, 08:49 PM
As do I
Mister Sinister
09-27-2006, 08:52 PM
and I love you, my fellow 94% of TNa Fan Base Member
Schoenauer
09-27-2006, 09:12 PM
The one slight drawback in most of Alienoid's ideas is that he is assuming the fans will suddenly care about Doug Basham and Val Venis.
The reason why he sees Doug Basham and Venis as main eventers is because they have POTENTIAL given their track records and talent, and all he wants to do is release that potential rather than stick with the past and give Cena 5 years of the belt.
Anybody Thrilla
09-27-2006, 09:13 PM
Venis, maybe. Doug Basham, never.
Kane Knight
09-27-2006, 09:15 PM
A lot of people have potential based on track records and talent. D oesn't mean they should main event. That's just bad booking, no matter the apologies you make for Alienoid.
NoJabbaNoBogRoll
09-27-2006, 09:15 PM
WWE have buried them too much for the fans to ever take them seriously.
Hanso Amore
09-27-2006, 10:11 PM
Alienoidd....somebody has a crush on you! Awww
Seriously though, maybe they are great booking to the IWC, but to the Marks hat love Cena, it would never catch on.
Kane Knight
09-27-2006, 10:28 PM
I don't think you can really do great booking if you're booking to a minority crowd. Then again, so's booking to Cena fans...
...It's really a lateral move, but I'm not sure how "good." it is.
Nervous Ferret
09-27-2006, 10:35 PM
Alienoid is a lot like Health Class. In Health, it is really boring and you get hammered avec same point over and over. "Smoking is bad, don't have sex. ect. ect. ect." Same thing with Alienoid.
Mr. Nerfect
09-27-2006, 10:43 PM
Alienoid is a lot like Health Class. In Health, it is really boring and you get hammered avec same point over and over. "Smoking is bad, don't have sex. ect. ect. ect." Same thing with Alienoid.
And then you get herpies, and ask yourself "Why, oh why in the name of God almighty did I touch Fignuts' stripper?".
My TPWW wrestling forum persona is probably the most boring and educated I've ever sounded. I think it's just because I take the potential some guys have so seriously, and as a wrestling fan, it pisses me off when the WWE fails to do anything good with anything. Maybe if the product improves I can relax a little. Compton.
Kane Knight
09-27-2006, 10:45 PM
Come to think of it, Alienoid's as good a safe sex campaign as I can name. :shifty:
Mr. Nerfect
09-27-2006, 10:47 PM
I've never really been for the idea of Val Venis and Doug Basham main eventing. I am just of the state of mind that they are the two most underrused performers on the roster. Nick Dinsmore is right up there, but he gets enough love for being misused, because it is so damn obvious.
There is no way Val Venis or Doug Basham could wake up tomorrow and be main eventers. I do think they deserve better than what they have now. Venis should at least win on RAW occasionally, and Doug Basham deserves better than...what is he doing nowadays (I am aware he is Heyman's bodyguard, I whack off to the thought of Doug Basham in the main event segment of ECW every week, I am just making a point)?
Perhaps one day, we'll see both men hold the IC/US Title. It's just that these men do nothing, and they have everything.
El Fangel
09-27-2006, 10:55 PM
and I love you, my fellow 94% of TNa Fan Base Member
I make up like 98.634% and I haven't gotten a hello :'(
Mr. Nerfect
09-27-2006, 10:57 PM
I make up like 98.634% and I haven't gotten a hello :'(
They told me I was 95.322222223%. I think TNA is lying about their numbers.
I feel like I'm at WrestleMania III. :'(
El Fangel
09-27-2006, 11:04 PM
No dude don't be sad TNA would never lie to us and give us a reason to hate them FUCK YOU JARRETT .
They mean that your 95.322222223% of the 2.364% that isn't me.
Skippord
09-27-2006, 11:06 PM
ALEX FUCKING SHELLEY
Destor
09-27-2006, 11:07 PM
Skip, if you begin to like Shelly, I might start to hate him. Please don't.
McLegend
09-27-2006, 11:08 PM
Yeah seriously no doing that with Alex Shelly or anyone ever again.
Nervous Ferret
09-27-2006, 11:12 PM
ROFL dying at post #17 over here
Skippord
09-27-2006, 11:16 PM
SHELLEY WOOOOOOOO
Boondock Saint
09-27-2006, 11:26 PM
I love tits. I love Alienoid. Alienoid, get some tits.
D Mac
09-28-2006, 12:56 AM
:lol:
.44 Magdalene
09-28-2006, 01:12 AM
ALIENOID
.44 Magdalene
09-28-2006, 01:13 AM
GET THE TITS
Mister Sinister
09-28-2006, 01:15 AM
Titty Fucking With Muffins
DaveWadding
09-28-2006, 01:31 AM
This topic needs what Stephanie MacMahon is begging for.
And that, my friends, is a lethal dose of DOUG BASHAM.
Mister Sinister
09-28-2006, 01:34 AM
Why can't we ever talk about Danny Basham? it's always about Doug
Mr. Nerfect
09-28-2006, 05:36 AM
Why can't we ever talk about Danny Basham? it's always about Doug
Yeah, Danny Basham is pretty damn solid, too. He's slightly bigger than Dougstopher, but slightly less technical in the ring (to my understanding). He's injured at the moment, though. The power vacuum of being Heyman's enforcer will now go to Deep South Wrestling's Derrick Neikirk. Danny won't be back until 2007.
Daniel, heal from your bicep injury so I can go ga-ga for Damaja, again. :(
Hanso Amore
09-28-2006, 08:45 AM
Hey Alienoid, Where di you get so much exposure to the Bashams anyways? OVW? Im sure Smackdowndidnt do it
ron the dial
09-28-2006, 09:08 AM
At least Alienoid tries to use talent properly when coming up with ideas. Some of them may be a bit far-fetched and quite unlikely, but that doesn't mean that I can't enjoy them. Hell, I enjoy what WWE is giving me now (for the most part), and it's not as if Alienoid's ideas are any worse. Rock on, Alienoid, rock on.
TerranRich
09-28-2006, 11:09 AM
GAZOOOOONGAS!!!
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