Mr. Nerfect
09-29-2006, 05:20 AM
But I was bored, felt like writing something, just finished watching SmackDown!, so fantasy booked RAW. It has no chance of happening, but here is a show I just threw together:
The show opens with a highlight video, advertising John Cena vs. Edge in a Steel Cage Match for the WWE Championship. Edge talks about how his neck has been broken in a Steel Cage Match, but he still won it in the end. Cena has no chance of walking out WWE Champion. John Cena says his usual inspecific "come get some" shit.
Jonathan Coachman comes out and says that it was his idea and his idea alone to hold a tournament for the vacant Women's Championship, and as such, he wants to do commentary for it, and introduce the ladies. First is former Women's Champion, Mickie James. Next we get Melina. She does a bouncy version of her intro. Nice. Melina uses heel tactics to get the better of Mickie, but James battles back and hits a Mickie-T for the win. Jonathan Coachman walks Melina back up the ramp and grabs a few feels. Johnny Nitro approaches her in the back. Coach informs him that his Intercontinental Title defence against Super Crazy is next. Nitro is fine with that, and he tells Melina to come. Melina looks pissed and tells Nitro that if he can't be there for her, she's not going to be there for him. Nitro goes to the ring by himself.
Super Crazy defeats Johnny Nitro to win the WWE Intercontinental Championship with a Moonsault. Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler credit it to Melina not being at ringside. This was a great match.
DX arrives at the building in a limo. Candice Michelle and Maria also get out. Shawn swears they aren't his. Triple H says "they are both mine". Triple H and Shawn Michaels cut a promo to the camera man as they go to their lockerroom, they believe that they should get the right to challenge for the World Tag Team Championship next night, at the RAW Family Reunion. Triple H and Shawn Michaels say that they went through three elite teams last week, but Coach, Vince or Shane aren't going to give them that chance, so they're going to ask the fans to flood WWE.com, and send in emails demanding DX be allowed to challenge. They also tell the fans to stop at WWEShopzone.com and buy some DX merchandise, just to stick it to Vince.
The Spirit Squad are watching DX on a monitor, and demand to know who they think they are. Kenny says The Spirit Squad will be World Tag Team Champions when Kenny is as old as Ric Flair, who he plans on watching get destroyed tonight. Mikey says that it is true leadership Kenny has displayed by challenging Ric Flair tonight. Kenny says that he appreciates the vote of confidence, but it will be The Spirit Squad that destroys Ric Flair, not just Kenny. They make their way out to the ring for their match.
Ric Flair makes his entrance to the expected pop. KENNY! JOHNNY! MITCH! NICKY! MIKEY! And we are...The Spirit Squad. Here we go. Kenny is standing in the ring with The Spirit Squad, and he has a mic. He tells The Spirit Squad to do a cheer. Then he says he's so very glad Ric Flair accepted his challenge on such short notice, so we're going to have a match for the ages. Ric Flair vs.........Nicky! Kenny runs out of the ring, and to the stage. Ric Flair low blows Nicky from behind, as the referee and Squad are stunned. Ric Flair then school boys Nicky for a two count. Flair dominates most of the match, but Nicky makes a comeback, and then grounds Ric Flair. The Squad is yelling at Kenny, which allows Flair to cheat a lot against Nicky. Kenny eventually shoves his tag team partners aside, and leaps to the top rope. He gets slammed off Ric Flair style, by Flair. Nicky then rolls up Flair with a handful of tights for the pin! Kenny raises Nicky's hand in victory. Johnny, Mitch and Mikey don't know whether or not to buy this.
In the back, Triple H and Shawn Michaels remark how it's going to be a lot of fun pinning two of those guys...again, and winning their first World Tag Team Championship together. Triple H says it will be a classic RAW moment. Jonathan Coachman then appears, and tells DX that they aren't welcome here, they aren't booked tonight, and if they refuse to go security will escort them out. Triple H tells Jonathan Coachman that he knows very well that won't work. Coach admits to knowing this, so he offers Triple H and Shawn Michaels a deal. They leave tonight, he will make them a match for the World Tag Team Championship next week. Triple H and Shawn Michaels agree. As they get out to their limo, they notice that it's been spray-painted red, with the letters "CM" on it. Shawn Michaels asks "What the f..." before he is nailed from behind by a sledgehammer from Lance Cade. Triple H is clocked over the head with a beer-bottle by Trevor Murdoch. Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch then toss Hunter through the window of their own limo. They also give Shawn Michaels some Sweet & Sour on the concrete floor. They chuck Shawn Michaels into the limo, and then tell the driver to take them to the hospital, they have a Tag Title Match next week. They shove down a concerned Maria and Candice Michelle for extra heat.
When we return, Shelton Benjamin cuts a promo saying that he got cocky against Jeff Hardy last week, but it won't happen again this week. Benjamin says that he spoke out of line to Jonathan Coachman last week, and Coach has been great enough to give Shelton Benjamin another match with Jeff Hardy.
Jeff Hardy makes his entrance, then Shelton Benjamin his. Hardy starts off the match strong, but a missed Whisper in the Wind allows Benjamin to capitalise. Hardy makes a comeback, but when he goes for the Swanton Bomb, Shelton leaps up to the top rope. Hardy shoves Benjamin off, but misses a Swanton Bomb. Charlie Haas then runs out and distracts the referee. Benjamin hits Jeff Hardy with brass knuckles, then follows up with the XP (Exploder Powerslam). Benjamin then looks at Hardy, then at the turnbuckle, then at Hardy again, then at the turnbuckle again. Benjamin decides to climb, and hits a Shelton Bomb (his version of the Swanton) for the pin. The World's Greatest Tag Team celebrate in the ring. Shelton gets on the mic and says what better way to get ahead in a racist business, than assigning yourself to a Hell of a great white wrestler. They hug in the ring, but Jeff Hardy chases them off with a steel chair. Jeff Hardy then gets on the microphone. Hardy says that seeing as the title of next week's RAW is "RAW Family Reunion". How about Jeff Hardy has a family reunion of his own. The Self-Professed World's Greatest Tag Team faces the actual "world's greatest tag team". Shelton Benjamin & Charlie Haas vs....The Hardy Boyz! Jeff Hardy poses on the turnbuckles as Shelton and Charlie look scared.
In the back, Maria is getting checked on by the trainer. Victoria comes in and asks Maria if she is OK. Maria says she is. Victoria then clocks her over the head with a slapjack. Victoria asks her if she is now. Victoria is then carried off by officials as she screams she will be the Women's Champion.
Jonathan Coachman is talking on the phone. He says that he can't give him a spot on the show next week. Coach says that he ruined the spot he gave him the previous week. Coach says he will talk to Vince and ask if it is OK. Coach then looks worried. He says OK, and that there will be a spot given to him on the show. The guy on the other end demands to send a message out to everyone now. Coach relunctantly agrees, and repeats "This is Eric Bischoff...former General Manager of RAW, and one of the greatest minds in the business," Coach then asks Bischoff if he really has to repeat the next part. Bischoff obviously says "Yes", as next we get "...and the sexiest man in the history of sports entertainment," Coach pauses for a while looking upset at what he's being made to say, then continues "Next week, I will have an announcement that blows anything any promotion can ever lay claim to. Tune in next week, because I'll truly be back, and better than ever...". Coach then hangs up, and Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler try and guess what this could mean.
Todd Grisham is standing by with the new WWE Intercontinental Champion, Super Crazy. Grisham asks Crazy what it means to be IC Champion, and Crazy responds in Spanish. Chris Masters then walks up and says that if Super Crazy is to be IC Champion, he needs to at least speak English. Todd Grisham says it is a free country, and it's not exactly the United States Championship. Masters doesn't react well to Todd Grisham's smart remarks. Val Venis walks in (shut up, this has a purpose, the two face each other on Heat, they'd have already taped the match by now, but they can splice in this footage to make it seem like it means something when they air it) and says congradulations to Super Crazy in Spanish. Masters then clubs Venis and they brawl off-screen. Super Crazy then says something like "Super Crazy for President!” before we go to the next segment...Cryme Tyme video.
Carlito faces the undefeated Umaga next. This is one of Umaga’s first real matches, and Carlito battles back from Umaga’s onslaught, and hits some of his signature moves. Kane then runs in and attacks Umaga, clotheslining him over the top. Lilian Garcia announces that the winner, as a result of a disqualification...Umaga. Carlito doesn’t look happy, and takes it out on Kane with a Backcracker. Randy Orton is behind Carlito, and when he turns, BAM! RKO. Randy Orton stands tall as his theme music plays, and JR talks about what a son of a bitch Randy is. Kane then sits up and Randy bolts. Pyros go off, and we have ourselves an unconfirmed Fatal Fourway set for next week.
Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler run down the RAW Family Reunion next week:
-Shelton Benjamin & Charlie Haas will face Jeff Hardy & SmackDown!’s Matt Hardy
-Big Show will defend the ECW World Championship against an opponent to be named on ECW this week
-The Spirit Squad will defend the World Tag Team Championship against DX
-Victoria and Maria will clash in a WWE Women’s Championship Tournament Match
-Eric Bischoff will make a Major Announcement
-Carlito, Kane, Randy Orton and Umaga will do battle in a Fatal Fourway Match
John Cena defeats Edge in their Steel Cage Match for the WWE Championship with an F-U off the top rope. Cena then cuts a promo about how he missed SmackDown!, and when he went there last week, he felt a rush. Cena says he knows he is a RAW Superstar, but he still feels loyalty to the SmackDown! brand. Cena says he’s going back there again Friday Night. He says he hopes he gets his ass kicked, so he can be ashamed to show his face around there, because right now, he NEEDS to go back to SmackDown!. He tells the CW Network to get ready as we go off the air.
The show opens with a highlight video, advertising John Cena vs. Edge in a Steel Cage Match for the WWE Championship. Edge talks about how his neck has been broken in a Steel Cage Match, but he still won it in the end. Cena has no chance of walking out WWE Champion. John Cena says his usual inspecific "come get some" shit.
Jonathan Coachman comes out and says that it was his idea and his idea alone to hold a tournament for the vacant Women's Championship, and as such, he wants to do commentary for it, and introduce the ladies. First is former Women's Champion, Mickie James. Next we get Melina. She does a bouncy version of her intro. Nice. Melina uses heel tactics to get the better of Mickie, but James battles back and hits a Mickie-T for the win. Jonathan Coachman walks Melina back up the ramp and grabs a few feels. Johnny Nitro approaches her in the back. Coach informs him that his Intercontinental Title defence against Super Crazy is next. Nitro is fine with that, and he tells Melina to come. Melina looks pissed and tells Nitro that if he can't be there for her, she's not going to be there for him. Nitro goes to the ring by himself.
Super Crazy defeats Johnny Nitro to win the WWE Intercontinental Championship with a Moonsault. Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler credit it to Melina not being at ringside. This was a great match.
DX arrives at the building in a limo. Candice Michelle and Maria also get out. Shawn swears they aren't his. Triple H says "they are both mine". Triple H and Shawn Michaels cut a promo to the camera man as they go to their lockerroom, they believe that they should get the right to challenge for the World Tag Team Championship next night, at the RAW Family Reunion. Triple H and Shawn Michaels say that they went through three elite teams last week, but Coach, Vince or Shane aren't going to give them that chance, so they're going to ask the fans to flood WWE.com, and send in emails demanding DX be allowed to challenge. They also tell the fans to stop at WWEShopzone.com and buy some DX merchandise, just to stick it to Vince.
The Spirit Squad are watching DX on a monitor, and demand to know who they think they are. Kenny says The Spirit Squad will be World Tag Team Champions when Kenny is as old as Ric Flair, who he plans on watching get destroyed tonight. Mikey says that it is true leadership Kenny has displayed by challenging Ric Flair tonight. Kenny says that he appreciates the vote of confidence, but it will be The Spirit Squad that destroys Ric Flair, not just Kenny. They make their way out to the ring for their match.
Ric Flair makes his entrance to the expected pop. KENNY! JOHNNY! MITCH! NICKY! MIKEY! And we are...The Spirit Squad. Here we go. Kenny is standing in the ring with The Spirit Squad, and he has a mic. He tells The Spirit Squad to do a cheer. Then he says he's so very glad Ric Flair accepted his challenge on such short notice, so we're going to have a match for the ages. Ric Flair vs.........Nicky! Kenny runs out of the ring, and to the stage. Ric Flair low blows Nicky from behind, as the referee and Squad are stunned. Ric Flair then school boys Nicky for a two count. Flair dominates most of the match, but Nicky makes a comeback, and then grounds Ric Flair. The Squad is yelling at Kenny, which allows Flair to cheat a lot against Nicky. Kenny eventually shoves his tag team partners aside, and leaps to the top rope. He gets slammed off Ric Flair style, by Flair. Nicky then rolls up Flair with a handful of tights for the pin! Kenny raises Nicky's hand in victory. Johnny, Mitch and Mikey don't know whether or not to buy this.
In the back, Triple H and Shawn Michaels remark how it's going to be a lot of fun pinning two of those guys...again, and winning their first World Tag Team Championship together. Triple H says it will be a classic RAW moment. Jonathan Coachman then appears, and tells DX that they aren't welcome here, they aren't booked tonight, and if they refuse to go security will escort them out. Triple H tells Jonathan Coachman that he knows very well that won't work. Coach admits to knowing this, so he offers Triple H and Shawn Michaels a deal. They leave tonight, he will make them a match for the World Tag Team Championship next week. Triple H and Shawn Michaels agree. As they get out to their limo, they notice that it's been spray-painted red, with the letters "CM" on it. Shawn Michaels asks "What the f..." before he is nailed from behind by a sledgehammer from Lance Cade. Triple H is clocked over the head with a beer-bottle by Trevor Murdoch. Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch then toss Hunter through the window of their own limo. They also give Shawn Michaels some Sweet & Sour on the concrete floor. They chuck Shawn Michaels into the limo, and then tell the driver to take them to the hospital, they have a Tag Title Match next week. They shove down a concerned Maria and Candice Michelle for extra heat.
When we return, Shelton Benjamin cuts a promo saying that he got cocky against Jeff Hardy last week, but it won't happen again this week. Benjamin says that he spoke out of line to Jonathan Coachman last week, and Coach has been great enough to give Shelton Benjamin another match with Jeff Hardy.
Jeff Hardy makes his entrance, then Shelton Benjamin his. Hardy starts off the match strong, but a missed Whisper in the Wind allows Benjamin to capitalise. Hardy makes a comeback, but when he goes for the Swanton Bomb, Shelton leaps up to the top rope. Hardy shoves Benjamin off, but misses a Swanton Bomb. Charlie Haas then runs out and distracts the referee. Benjamin hits Jeff Hardy with brass knuckles, then follows up with the XP (Exploder Powerslam). Benjamin then looks at Hardy, then at the turnbuckle, then at Hardy again, then at the turnbuckle again. Benjamin decides to climb, and hits a Shelton Bomb (his version of the Swanton) for the pin. The World's Greatest Tag Team celebrate in the ring. Shelton gets on the mic and says what better way to get ahead in a racist business, than assigning yourself to a Hell of a great white wrestler. They hug in the ring, but Jeff Hardy chases them off with a steel chair. Jeff Hardy then gets on the microphone. Hardy says that seeing as the title of next week's RAW is "RAW Family Reunion". How about Jeff Hardy has a family reunion of his own. The Self-Professed World's Greatest Tag Team faces the actual "world's greatest tag team". Shelton Benjamin & Charlie Haas vs....The Hardy Boyz! Jeff Hardy poses on the turnbuckles as Shelton and Charlie look scared.
In the back, Maria is getting checked on by the trainer. Victoria comes in and asks Maria if she is OK. Maria says she is. Victoria then clocks her over the head with a slapjack. Victoria asks her if she is now. Victoria is then carried off by officials as she screams she will be the Women's Champion.
Jonathan Coachman is talking on the phone. He says that he can't give him a spot on the show next week. Coach says that he ruined the spot he gave him the previous week. Coach says he will talk to Vince and ask if it is OK. Coach then looks worried. He says OK, and that there will be a spot given to him on the show. The guy on the other end demands to send a message out to everyone now. Coach relunctantly agrees, and repeats "This is Eric Bischoff...former General Manager of RAW, and one of the greatest minds in the business," Coach then asks Bischoff if he really has to repeat the next part. Bischoff obviously says "Yes", as next we get "...and the sexiest man in the history of sports entertainment," Coach pauses for a while looking upset at what he's being made to say, then continues "Next week, I will have an announcement that blows anything any promotion can ever lay claim to. Tune in next week, because I'll truly be back, and better than ever...". Coach then hangs up, and Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler try and guess what this could mean.
Todd Grisham is standing by with the new WWE Intercontinental Champion, Super Crazy. Grisham asks Crazy what it means to be IC Champion, and Crazy responds in Spanish. Chris Masters then walks up and says that if Super Crazy is to be IC Champion, he needs to at least speak English. Todd Grisham says it is a free country, and it's not exactly the United States Championship. Masters doesn't react well to Todd Grisham's smart remarks. Val Venis walks in (shut up, this has a purpose, the two face each other on Heat, they'd have already taped the match by now, but they can splice in this footage to make it seem like it means something when they air it) and says congradulations to Super Crazy in Spanish. Masters then clubs Venis and they brawl off-screen. Super Crazy then says something like "Super Crazy for President!” before we go to the next segment...Cryme Tyme video.
Carlito faces the undefeated Umaga next. This is one of Umaga’s first real matches, and Carlito battles back from Umaga’s onslaught, and hits some of his signature moves. Kane then runs in and attacks Umaga, clotheslining him over the top. Lilian Garcia announces that the winner, as a result of a disqualification...Umaga. Carlito doesn’t look happy, and takes it out on Kane with a Backcracker. Randy Orton is behind Carlito, and when he turns, BAM! RKO. Randy Orton stands tall as his theme music plays, and JR talks about what a son of a bitch Randy is. Kane then sits up and Randy bolts. Pyros go off, and we have ourselves an unconfirmed Fatal Fourway set for next week.
Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler run down the RAW Family Reunion next week:
-Shelton Benjamin & Charlie Haas will face Jeff Hardy & SmackDown!’s Matt Hardy
-Big Show will defend the ECW World Championship against an opponent to be named on ECW this week
-The Spirit Squad will defend the World Tag Team Championship against DX
-Victoria and Maria will clash in a WWE Women’s Championship Tournament Match
-Eric Bischoff will make a Major Announcement
-Carlito, Kane, Randy Orton and Umaga will do battle in a Fatal Fourway Match
John Cena defeats Edge in their Steel Cage Match for the WWE Championship with an F-U off the top rope. Cena then cuts a promo about how he missed SmackDown!, and when he went there last week, he felt a rush. Cena says he knows he is a RAW Superstar, but he still feels loyalty to the SmackDown! brand. Cena says he’s going back there again Friday Night. He says he hopes he gets his ass kicked, so he can be ashamed to show his face around there, because right now, he NEEDS to go back to SmackDown!. He tells the CW Network to get ready as we go off the air.