Official RAW Thread: Steel Cage Showdown 10/02/2006

[Destor]

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Steel Cage showdown
October 2, 2006

The WWE Championship (http://www.wwe.com/inside/titlehistory/wwechampionship/) will be on the line when RAW (http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/) heads to Topeka, Kan.

Who will be champion?
This week, Edge (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/edge/) will invoke his rematch clause and challenge John Cena (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/johncena/) for the WWE Championship inside a 15-foot high Steel Cage. Last week, Edge looked on as King Booker and his Court destroyed Cena, making him kiss The King’s feet. Just days before he meets Edge on RAW, Cena will be on SmackDown (http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/) to meet the Court in a Six-Man Tag Team Match. What condition will Cena be in when he gets to Topeka, and will that work to Edge’s advantage?

What’s next for DX?

DX nearly ran the gauntlet last week, but after defeating The Highlanders and Haas & Viscera (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/viscera/), their match with Lance Cade (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/lancecade/) & Trevor Murdoch (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/murdoch1/) ended in a double disqualification. Cade & Murdoch have been a thorn in the degenerates’ sides for a few weeks now; will that trend continue in Topeka?

A New Intercontinental Champion?

Jeff Hardy will have an opportunity to become a two-time Intercontinental Champion when he faces Johnny Nitro on RAW. Nitro has somehow been able to emerge victorious against a slew of opponents -- including Hardy -- to remain the champion. Can he do it again or does Hardy have the strategy to unseat Nitro for the gold?

Which monster is truly supreme?

Despite being banned from ringside last week, Umaga interrupted Kane (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/kane/)’s match with Johnny Nitro, leaving the Big Red Monster beaten in the ring after assaulting him with the ring steps. It is clear that the war between these two monsters is far from over; but will there be any repercussions on the Samoan Bulldozer for defying Jonathan Coachman (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/jonathancoachman/)’s ban? And either way, will Kane be in any condition to come looking for revenge?

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Find out all this and more Monday night at 9/8 CT on the USA Network.

[Crippla]

SPAM NIGGA!! spam!!!!!!

[Crippla]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[Crippla]

Just 'Chavo' please.

[Destor]

I don't think the RAW thread needs the spamming. The ECW thread on the other hand...

[Nervous Ferret]

I may watch RAW tonight, depending on if my buddy Dave takes the Packers avec points tonight

[Azriel]

Hey guys, I'm back. I was exhausted last week, so I didn't even bother coming online last week. it was a bleh show anyway. I really want this cage match to be good, and I'm loving the Umaga/Kane storyline.

[Crippla]

I don't think the RAW thread needs the spamming. The ECW thread on the other hand...
It does until Raw gets started.....

[Crippla]

Azriel! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Savio]

What the fuck is wrong with you?

[St. Jimmy]

stole my gimmick with these threads! *ANGRYYYYYFACEEEEEEE*

[Nervous Ferret]

yeah xrippla stfu

[St. Jimmy]

spamming RAW threads is my job. :foc:

[Crippla]

Where were you for last week's threads, Jimmy? Destor has now become the official Raw/ECW Thread maker from now on.

[Destor]

I just want the ECW thread really...

[Corndad]

Well atleast we've gone past the point of me and Az being the only ones in the threads lol

[Crippla]

I know Azriel from C-fed. I just debuted on CaptionWrestling as 'Big Daddy Crippla' using Kevin Nash.

[XL]

I know Azriel from C-fed. I just debuted on CaptionWrestling as 'Big Daddy Crippla' using Kevin Nash.
Actually you don't debut til Saturday Night Latino Heat!:D

[XL]

And Corndad...shouldn't you update your custom title!?


That's enough from me, bye!

[Corndad]

Yea Yea, haven't been on this site a while Havok, gotta change that.

[Azriel]

Well, you guys aren't going to see me much longer. I just announced my retirement.

[XL]

Who's Havok?:shifty:

[Destor]

Even from TPWW Azriel?

[Avenger]

WHAT AZRIEL!? FOR FUCKS SAKE DON'T!

[Avenger]

has RAW started?

[Azriel]

No, I've been here WAY too long. Way way WAY too long. I'm just calling it quits on the Cfed business. I got tired with it.

[Azriel]

Anyway, good evening all and welcome to another night of mediocrity most likely.

[Linkbowler]

Time to shill WWEShop.com, or as the kids like to say, DX is on their way.

[St. Jimmy]

bow down to the midcard. BREAK IT DOWN.

[SuperSlim]

Cena looks too happy in that picture for a bad ass... he looks like a pussy

[Destor]

Goodevening

[Destor]

Coach

[St. Jimmy]

Black Bischoff. :shifty:

[SuperSlim]

so when is DX gonna either get a new member or get jumped by the NwO... it needs to happen quickly

[Linkbowler]

hmm...haven't seen this one in a while

[Azriel]

So, pretty much a rematch from last week?

[Shadow]

I wanted Jeff Hardy up front so I can turn RAW off.

Damn did Cade get really fat.

[Jaton]

Yawn.

[Hanso Amore]

Seriously, look at the state of the WWE....Cade, Murdoch, and Viscera in main event fueds....

[Hanso Amore]

remember when Viscera, was pretty bad ass in TNA?

[Hanso Amore]

I wanted Jeff Hardy up front so I can turn RAW off.

Damn did Cade get really fat.


He was probably juicing

[SuperSlim]

man... I'd rather watch the weather channel than this match

[Jeritron]

my cables out, whats goin on?

[Linkbowler]

remember when Viscera, was pretty bad ass in TNA?

That was Monty Brown. :D

[Shadow]

Nothing much...DX just beat 6 other guys.

[Hanso Amore]

Why doesnt the Sweet chin Music knock anyone down anymore?

[Destor]

Shit match

[Hanso Amore]

That was Monty Brown. :D


I think Visc is better in the ring than Brown....

[Shadow]

Bye Coach.

[St. Jimmy]

meh.

[Hanso Amore]

They have ruined any chance of the Highlanders getting over as faces

[St. Jimmy]

I liked Bobby Lashley on TNA back when he was Monty Brown.

[SuperSlim]

so are we gettin the IC match now? if so then this might be interesting int he lease.

yep it is

[Azriel]

Yeah, stupid place to put the Highlanders in really.

[Shadow]

Here we go....I'm almost done with RAW.

We're getting rid of me earlier and earlier aren't we?

[Linkbowler]

Does Johnny Nitro have the most annoying theme music in the world or is it just me?

[St. Jimmy]

Nitro needs some new music. Something more intense.

[Shadow]

Maria likes three-ways?

:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

[St. Jimmy]

Hopefully Jeff wins the belt tonight, so we have something inconsistant.

[Shadow]

Deadest Entrance since a Rob Conway entrance.

And there's my mans....I still want to know why they gave him pyros though.

[Crippla]

I'm not even watching this match. Jeff will win the title and Shadow will cum on himself. Obvious outcome.

[Hanso Amore]

Everytime a bell rings and angel gets their wings...



Everytime Jeff harcy "Dances", a kitten is thrown into a wood chipper

[Crippla]

It is a good thing Jeff is getting the belt because he's looked good since he's been back IMO.

[Azriel]

Melina likes menage a trois, huh? Too bad they aren't FFm.

[Jeritron]

if one of the titles doesnt change hands tonight I'll be disgusted, but not suprised

[Shadow]

I'm not even watching this match. Jeff will win the title and Shadow will cum on himself. Obvious outcome.

Hasn't happened yet you idiot.

And I'll only cum myself if Jeff wins the WWE championship.

[Hanso Amore]

Nitro needs new ring attire to go with that new music

[SuperSlim]

so the question for this match.

how many times will Jeff Hardy botch a move?

1?
2?
4?
5?

[Shadow]

Ok...when we come back, Jeff's gonna be in trouble. Taking all bets right now.

[Azriel]

WWE are gonna get PETA complaints for sure :lol:

[St. Jimmy]

Steady 3 botches.

[Destor]

Jeff is the worst part of RAW. Can we get Masters out here please... it would be a step up.

[SuperSlim]

Hasn't happened yet you idiot.

And I'll only cum myself if Jeff wins the WWE championship.

You know it's not wise to hold your crap in that long

[Shadow]

so the question for this match.

how many times will Jeff Hardy botch a move?

1?
2?
4?
5?

So far it's been 0 moves botched. I'm expecting that trend to snap each time he steps in the ring. He hasn't yet. There's obviouslly something wrong with Jeff.

[Azriel]

I think that's a safe bet Shadow

[Shadow]

Hey! Superslim's back everybody!

Someone tell him there's no one under age 20 on RAW.

[St. Jimmy]

ROH and TNA commercials (feat Angle) on Detroit Comcast Cable.

[Azriel]

That joke is really getting old Shadow

[Shadow]

THE FACE IS IN TROUBLE AFTER THE COMMERCIAL BREAK! DRINK!

[Shadow]

That's not a botch...that's a miss.

[Shadow]

Oh dear gods...that was Melina? My ear drums are bleeding.

[SuperSlim]

That joke is really getting old Shadow

he likes living in the past... let him enjoy it :P

[Shadow]

Fuck off Slim.

[SuperSlim]

hmm... I like the Melina scream... I dunno why

[Shadow]

Oh I know why but I think I'll live in the present rather than the past.

And here's Jeff Hardy lighting things up.

[SuperSlim]

Fuck off Slim.

:rofl: dude no need to overreact. Chill and try to enjoy your homeboy wrestle

[Shadow]

Awww...Melenia's ankle's hurt. Poor Baby.

[St. Jimmy]

good times.

[Shadow]

SWANTON! SWANTON!

JEFF WON! JEFF WON! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Destor]

didn't see that coming...

[SuperSlim]

And Hardy is the new jobber champion

[Hanso Amore]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Shadow]

I didn't see that coming either. Which is great.

Now I have to wonder what the hell Jeff put into his contract to get this push.

[Shadow]

And I'm done with RAW tonight folks. SEE YA LATERZ!

[SuperSlim]

I didn't see that coming either. Which is great.

Now I have to wonder what the hell Jeff put into his contract to get this push.

how blind could you be?

[Destor]

Nah, Hardy will soon job it to Orton

[Azriel]

Jeff won?!

[St. Jimmy]

LMAO. Air humping is hilarious.

[Hanso Amore]

lol Landshark, classic skit

[SuperSlim]

And I'm done with RAW tonight folks. SEE YA LATERZ!

someone gotta blow their load over some guy

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww you sick freak

[St. Jimmy]

mehhh

[Crippla]

someone gotta blow their load over some guy

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww you sick freak
Yeah, I mean why doesn't he pretend to be Booker T so he can jack off to some 12 year old's nudies?

[Azriel]

DX are great

[SuperSlim]

Yeah, I mean why doesn't he pretend to be Booker T so he can jack off to some 12 year old's nudies?

:lol: dude didn't we tell you last week that you're a year behind... man. you gonna pull this again next week or what?

[Crippla]

Spoiler..........










Bischoff is on Raw tonight. No big surprise.

[Crippla]

:lol: dude didn't we tell you last week that you're a year behind... man. you gonna pull this again next week or what?
No, YOU told me that but everyone still talks about it and I wasn't around then anyway.

[St. Jimmy]

Mariaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :drool: :love:

[St. Jimmy]

Jeff + Mic = BAD.

[SuperSlim]

not that scream session was pointless

[St. Jimmy]

WORST SEGMENT EVER.

[Destor]

Gay sagment

[SuperSlim]

No, YOU told me that but everyone still talks about it and I wasn't around then anyway.

So now Shadow is everyone?

[SuperSlim]

why do they even have microphones backstage for anyways? it's like they talk and everyone hears them then they bring a mic and it all sounds exactly the same

[St. Jimmy]

lmao...

[Linkbowler]

Tumbleweed!??!

[SuperSlim]

lucky bastard

[St. Jimmy]

LOL "we're going in there, aren't we"

[SuperSlim]

that's just sick

[St. Jimmy]

LMAO!? WTFFFF!!?!

[SuperSlim]

this is a rather long segment

[Azriel]

Who was the girl with Torrie and Mickie?

[Azriel]

So, draft next week?

[Destor]

Kelly Kelly I think

[Crippla]

So now Shadow is everyone?
Clue in FFS. It's not just Shadow. Naitch,Jabba,etc. all joke about it all the time.

[SuperSlim]

I doubt it'll be a draft

[SuperSlim]

Clue in FFS. It's not just Shadow. Naitch,Jabba,etc. all joke about it all the time.

oh yeah so that means it's cool and popular... sure man sure :p

[St. Jimmy]

Johnny Ace gets mention on TV.

[Azriel]

Jamalga/Lou Bega time

[St. Jimmy]

so KANE to smackdown. good to know.

[Linkbowler]

Snitsky's still employed?

Edit: 300!

[Destor]

Loser Leaves RAW

[Destor]

Kane on SD! could be good

[St. Jimmy]

well actually, could be Kane to SD or ECW...

[SuperSlim]

Kane on SD! would be good til he retires

[Destor]

SD!

[Destor]

Next IC champ right there

[Azriel]

That match was pointless, shouldnt have even bothered

[Destor]

Displaying Umaga's dominance saves Kane face

[SuperSlim]

Displaying Umaga's dominance saves Kane face

but we see it everyweek. he does the same thing over and over

[Destor]

but we see it everyweek. he does the same thing over and overIt still saves Kane face. DRIVING THE POINT HOME.

[Destor]

PISS BREAK

[SuperSlim]

It still saves Kane face. DRIVING THE POINT HOME.

true although it is hard to save an already destroyed face

[St. Jimmy]

Kelly Carlson :drool: :love:

[Destor]

true although it is hard to save an already destroyed faceIt's more for Glenn Jacobs ego than anything (speaking from similar expirience)

[St. Jimmy]

WWE has done alot of "interpromotional" specials this year, haven't they?

[Azriel]

Randy needs to be IC champion again.

[ClockShot]

Evening everybody. I've been locked out for the past hour. Miss anything?

[Destor]

He will be soon

[SuperSlim]

hmmmm I say Randy needs to be in a world title picture again. not winning the title yet but just in the picture

[Azriel]

these recaps are really retarded. Yeah, we know Edge and Cena have been feuding for about a year

[Crippla]

WWE has done alot of "interpromotional" specials this year, haven't they?
They should just kill the fucking roster split by now like I've been saying.

[SuperSlim]

Evening everybody. I've been locked out for the past hour. Miss anything?

Shadow blew his load cause Jeff Hardy won the IC title and that's about it

[St. Jimmy]

did the christian just say there's nothing wrong with being gay?!

[SuperSlim]

They should just kill the fucking roster split by now like I've been saying.

the only time the rsoter split was actually cool was Royal Rumble 2005... the Raw vs. Smackdown standoff was a RR moment to be remembered.

sometimes it's done right and when it is done right it makes moments like those priceless

[Destor]

did the christian just say there's nothing wrong with being gay?!pc

[Azriel]

Why do they even bother having "season premieres"? They've never had season finales :lol:

[RawRocks]

Spirit Squad wearing pink i'll bet

[ClockShot]

Shadow blew his load cause Jeff Hardy won the IC title and that's about it

Other than that nothing else. Much obliged.

[SuperSlim]

Spirit Squad wearing pink i'll bet

if that's what they have to do that will be absolutely pathetic

[ClockShot]

EVERYBODY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?

[St. Jimmy]

CRYME TIME! :love:

[SuperSlim]

time for my fav. segment of Raw

[Azriel]

Maybe SS will be wearing actual cheerleader outfits

[St. Jimmy]

LOOOOOL.

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

[St. Jimmy]

AZ called it.

[Crippla]

OK, I'm out. To the delight of some of you, I'm all posted out for tonight. I'm going to watch the remainder of Raw without TPWW.

[ClockShot]

Oh...............my...................god.

[SuperSlim]

well looks like they are wearing actual cheerleader outfits.

[RawRocks]

suits them right LOL

[St. Jimmy]

Lillian can't keep a striaght face. Genius.

[Azriel]

Fighting Flair again?

[St. Jimmy]

o_ o brownmarks!

[St. Jimmy]

SARGE!

[SuperSlim]

Slaughter?

[Azriel]

oh, it's the Sarge!

[Destor]

LOL @ King

[RawRocks]

JR and King can hardly hold their laughter during the promos

[St. Jimmy]

Damn, sarge is in good condition.

[Destor]

"Slaughter better be careful I don't know if he's heard this, but his blood type has been discontinued."

[ClockShot]

I wonder if Bischoff will be back tonight and get deserved mic. time?

[SuperSlim]

Sarge can still fly over the rope

[Azriel]

Yeah, I think next week will be the draft and half the SS will be broken up because of it.

[Destor]

Crippla says yes

[Destor]

(CLockshot)

[St. Jimmy]

=/ lame

[SuperSlim]

you know when an upset happens all they do is hop around the ring... why don't they run out the ring and beat them down?

[Azriel]

Well, this show has been mediocre as I said it well.

[Azriel]

is it Sarge's birthday today?

[RawRocks]

will this Cena/Edge feud EVER end?

[SuperSlim]

Well, this show has been mediocre as I said it well.

were you expecting better?

I was lookin for average at best

[SuperSlim]

will this Cena/Edge feud EVER end?

not until '08

I think they wanna try to book this somewhat like Austin Triple H... they have this long drawn out feud, they start teaming then they break up and feud again

[SuperSlim]

Raw is now officially good. Victoria is here :)

even though she has to lose she's on TV :)

[SuperSlim]

crap ending but I still saw Victoria. that's all that matters

[Destor]

oHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Destor]

OMG

[Destor]

OMG That Masters Joke was harsh

[Destor]

I mean fucking burn

[Destor]

Also nwo plug. I hope this isn't foreshadowing.

[Destor]

Page 6 on next post?

[ClockShot]

Great. Heroes is on after this.

[SuperSlim]

what was the Masters crack? I missed it

[Azriel]

I might have to read that book, and burn on Masters. Well, I guess that says he's a good sport about it.

and DX were the NWO with a much better sense of humor

[Azriel]

Slim, Masters said he was interested in writing a nutrition book and HHH said "What? How to lose 50 lbs in 4 weeks

[SuperSlim]

free rep to whoever tells me the Masters burn

[Destor]

H: So Masters when re you going to write a book?
Masters: Well actually I was thinking of writing a book on nutrition.
H: What are you going to call it? How to loose 50 pounds in 5 weeks?

[SuperSlim]

heh... I like that... H can be on it when he wants to be

Will Cena get hurt in this match? yes or no?

[Destor]

25 min left

[RawRocks]

Will Cena get hurt... probably. Will Edge win the title... doubt it

[SuperSlim]

they have time for a legit main event?

[Destor]

Cena for the win. Never bet against Cena

[Azriel]

yeah, Cena 4 the win

[SuperSlim]

Will Cena get hurt... probably. Will Edge win the title... doubt it
the chances of two titles changing hands on one show... better chance of Hogan calling it quits for good

[SuperSlim]

why is Cena getting face pops and cheers again?

[Jeritron]

Well this match is being built up like no other raw main event in a long time, and its obvious theres not gonna be a title change...so someone awesome better come down during the match or something, but it'll prob be a clean Cena victory and nothing else because thats a sucky thing to happen and thats what they're into

[Azriel]

So, are DX gonna have something to do with the outcome of the match?

[ClockShot]

If they got Triple H in the hunt for the title, maybe. But I see this as a clean win for Cena. With Lita getting involved one way or another.

[Jeritron]

the great kahli is gonna come out of the bottom of the ring and throw Cena through the cage for the win

[SuperSlim]

Super FU?

[Destor]

JR sure can sell a match

[SuperSlim]

at least it's being sold better than a TNA match

[ClockShot]

Or his BBQ sauce.

[Splaya]

Am I actually getting excited about this finish

[Destor]

at least it's being sold better than a TNA matchFuck right

[SuperSlim]

Lita is retarded... she's fighting with Edge over the chair? All she had to do was let go...

[Splaya]

Man Lita is gone.

I was hoping for a nip slip

[Splaya]

That crowd is fucking sick right now

[Destor]

No ref

[Splaya]

fuck w

[SuperSlim]

what the crap is this? that was poorly executed

[Destor]

It aint lita but......



http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/253/trishjw7.png

[SuperSlim]

Man Lita is gone.

I was hoping for a nip slip

you actually wanna see those ugly things?

[Splaya]

OH MY FUCKING GOD DX

WHAT A MAIN EVENT

[SuperSlim]

now they save Cena... this is crap

[SuperSlim]

this was crap

[Splaya]

you actually wanna see those ugly things?

Compared to you and the 12 year olds.


Yeah

[Azriel]

Wow, not here for a week and I'm 2 for 2 on my predictions :lol:

[owenbrown]

GODDAMMIT WHY IS CENA STILL THE WWE GODDAMN CHAMPION?! :mad::rant::foc:

[Destor]

Cena wins :SHOCKER:

[Splaya]

Destor who is that?

[McLegend]

Good match

[SuperSlim]

Compared to you and the 12 year olds.


Yeah

welcome to 2005. population Crippla, Spalya, and Naitch

[ClockShot]

Cena wins. Surprise, surprise.

Good night everyone.

[Destor]

Trish Splaya

[Azriel]

Well, next week should be good. Remember kiddies, RAW will be 3 hours next week, so I expect us to reach 20 pages. Night everyone

[SuperSlim]

and with that I'm out of here... peace out folks

[Destor]

Gonna spam this up next week

[Destor]

Good ME btw

[Destor]

Pretty decent show. It had it's ups and downs, but it was pretty solid.

[Blitz]

Blitz is happy to announce his long awaited return to the Raw Thread.....NEXT WEEK!!!!!!