Official RAW Thread (10/9/2006): Revamped Reunion (1 Hour Early Start Time)

[RawRocks]

LOL thats funny!

[St. Jimmy]

Dick and fart jokes. Still winning the ratings war.

[Blitz]

Man, if I were 12, I would be rofl'ing so bad right now.

[Kalyx triaD]

This is a good looking crowd.

[Destor]

:nono:

[RawRocks]

look at chioda in the background cracking up

[St. Jimmy]

o_ o okay, we get it.

[Linkbowler]

Seriously. These cock jokes should be getting old, but they're really not. Still completely hilarious.

[owenbrown]

"Cock some exposure" :rofl: Nice inside reference HHH.

[RGWhat316]

Only HHH can say all of this.

[Joey Slugs]

Cock.

[Blitz]

Cock.
I suggest you send a resume to WWE. It is only a matter of time before you are head writer.

[RGWhat316]

In the south, and still no reaction for Cade and Murdoch.

[Corndad]

Why is Murdoch the only one who doesn't have a shirt on... when hes the one who should the most.

[Joey Slugs]

Heroes & Studio 60.

Later.

[Azriel]

Leave it to DX to test the limits of live TV

[ClockShot]

MNF. 3-0 Baltimore.

[Destor]

In the south, and still no reaction for Cade and Murdoch.Did you really think it would make a difference?

[Azriel]

Joey, you know you can watch those shows on the website the next day right? :lol:

[Blitz]

Heroes & Studio 60.

Later.
Taping Heroes, caught Studio 60 last night :D

[owenbrown]

Deliverance version 2.0 :shifty:

[Blitz]

Nice Elbow.

[RGWhat316]

Did you really think it would make a difference?
Nah, not really. They still suck.

[The Optimist]

This match is went much better than I expected.

Let's just hope that this match ends it proper

[ClockShot]

Nice and quick.

[St. Jimmy]

Cue Vince...

[Joey Slugs]

Joey, you know you can watch those shows on the website the next day right? :lol:

Fuck that. I have a 40" HDTV.

[owenbrown]

That was a quick street fight. :wtf: and JR SHUT THE FUCK UP.:foc:

[Blitz]

Cutting Edge returns :y:

Bisch as a guest?

[RawRocks]

Please.. No..
Not the Damn Cutting Edge!

[Azriel]

Bischoff on Cutting Edge?

[ClockShot]

The return of The Cutting Edge. Wonder who's the guest?

[RGWhat316]

Actually missed No Mercy. But Kennedy did a tombstone?

[ClockShot]

Bischoff should be GM.

[Azriel]

Kennedy did a piledriver, but the announcers overhyped it

[Corndad]

Edge's guest gotta be Bisch.

[The Optimist]

I would over-hype a piledriver these days too.

[Corndad]

Also, Calling now Kennedy runin during Main Event as he was also promoted for this show.

Also calling this show ends with the big "3 Brand" brawl to start stuff for Survivor Series.

[St. Jimmy]

LMAO. JBL :love:

[The Optimist]

Is that a new Raw logo?

[Blitz]

What the hell did JBL just say?

[ClockShot]

Nice ovation for the hometown boy.

[RGWhat316]

*marks out for Shelton*

[Blitz]

*prays for Punk/Shelton*

[The Optimist]

Is Shelton drunk. . .?

[St. Jimmy]

Shelt, please, speech therapy.

[ClockShot]

HE'S BACK!

[Blitz]

This works too.

[St. Jimmy]

FUCK YES!!!!!!!!! *MARK*

[Destor]

*marks out for Benoit*

[Linkbowler]

Time for some Toothless Aggression.

[RGWhat316]

Ooh, this should be good.

[The Optimist]

Benoit/Shelton. . .
I think I just shit myself.

[owenbrown]

Shelton is gonna job to Benoit.

[Destor]

*prays for Punk/Shelton*I thought the same thing.

[Azriel]

Thunder, actually I think somebody else called that on Page 1

Anyway, Benoit v. Shelton!!! :drool:

[The Optimist]

I love it when the say this is an impromptu match even though they are both wearing tights and Benjamin was even announced.

[Blitz]

Wow, JBL is godawful.

[St. Jimmy]

LOL. Joey at the booth, laughing his balls off.

[Corndad]

Damn.. My Fantasy Team kicking ass tonight..

Cena- Main Event

Booker - vs RVD

Sharmell- with Booker

RVD- see Above

Big Show- Won

Jeff Hardy- Already had a match

Beniot- Match now

Umaga- already won

[The Optimist]

Is it really appropriate to call Benoit's suplexes "the Three Amigos"?

[Blitz]

Man I missed Benoit.

[Blitz]

LOL Heyman.

[The Optimist]

Love the lights INSIDE the office. . .

SUPER CRAZY!

[St. Jimmy]

Si!

[The Optimist]

Super Crazy on TV makes me hot.

[Destor]

My Fantasy team:

Benoit-won/finisher
Umaga-won
CM Punk-Nothing yet
John Cena-ME
Matt Striker-I had some change
Triple H-won
Undertaker-ME

[St. Jimmy]

6 Man Tag is my piss break.

[Azriel]

Welcome back Benoit!!!

Now bring back Jericho damnit

[Corndad]

Sorry got here late Az. OH I hope that Beniot coming back gives you a reason to unretire from cfedding!

[Azriel]

Those guys want to dispute which brand is the best, just look at the ratings

[Savio]

Benoit/shelton could been better.

[RawRocks]

6 Man Tag is my piss break.
amen.. firing up the pizza rolls!

[ClockShot]

MORTAL KOMBAT! :drool:

[Azriel]

Nah Tunder, I had my fun. Cfedding will survive without me. My feud with you was pretty much the climax of my run.

[Blitz]

Oh God, Viki Guererro looks slutted up.

[Kalyx triaD]

So is Vickie G a Diva or what? This is surreal to me.

[Destor]

Keep it coverd Regal.

[Blitz]

LOL at Regal making sure his robe is closed.

[RGWhat316]

I got 11 people on my team, and have done well so far.
Rory - appearance
HBK - won, specialty
Umaga - won, specialty
Kelly - Strip Poker
Trinity - Strip Poker
RVD - v Booker tonight
Lashley - 6 man
Regal - 6 man
Kennedy - tonight sometime
MVP, and Elijah Burke for SD

[The Optimist]

I think the word Villian is printed on Regal's ass.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

lol, William Regal.

[RGWhat316]

Big Dave growing a beard? Heel turn soon then?

[The Optimist]

Okay, looking back on it here's the dilemma.

Vickie G or China?

Who would you choose?

[The Optimist]

Big Dave growing a beard? Heel turn soon then?It's Mirror World Batista

[Blitz]

Double Rana! Nice.

[The Optimist]

They should have Mysterio beat up Lil' Bastard.

[Corndad]

Mysterio/Bastard would be bring back the days of Max Moon. lol

[ClockShot]

MNF. 3-3.

[Blitz]

Nice avatar Optimist.

LOL @ Little Bastard pulling Mysterio under.

[The Optimist]

Honestly? Heel Chavo is one of my favorite things about wrestling right now. . .Vicki aside


He might have parents. LOL JBL

[RGWhat316]

They should have Mysterio beat up Lil' Bastard.
Close, but the other way around, lol.

[Blitz]

lol jackhammer.

[Kalyx triaD]

Jackhammer?!?

[ClockShot]

Bit of a botch there.

[Blitz]

Nice finish.

[The Optimist]

Wow, once I talk about Chavo he gets worked like a goverment mule.

[owenbrown]

Are they thru pissing on Eddie Guerrero's legacy yet? :nono:

[ClockShot]

BISCHOFF!

[The Optimist]

Does anyone endorse buying Bischoff's book?

[Azriel]

I might get Bisch's book, in paperback

[Blitz]

Does anyone endorse buying Bischoff's book?
I'll prolly pick it up somewhere down the line.

[RawRocks]

the minor league tag match must be over..

[ClockShot]

Oh god...........

[Blitz]

Moolah and Mae? Godamnit.

[The Optimist]

How does Raw = To Be Loved ?


OH GOD I'm going to puke.

[RawRocks]

OH GOD! Please NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Corndad]

I think these two look better then Vicky lol

[Schoenauer]

Somebody please start gouging my eyes out now before Mae Young strips!

[Blitz]

Oh thank God they're not doing a promo or anything.

[Corndad]

Man I'd rather have a Moolah moment then another Marine promo.

Anyone else remember when Moolah main evented SD against the Big Show lol

[The Optimist]

Love to see the uncensored version of this footage.

[RGWhat316]

I might buy Bischoff's book, looks interesting.

[The Optimist]

I love Booker more everytime I see him, and Sharmell doesn't piss me off as much as she could.

[Blitz]

Wow, I can't stand Sharmell.

[ClockShot]

Get that chick some duct tape. And Melina.

[RawRocks]

Does anyone find the King Booker thing is dumb?

[owenbrown]

Did JR just call Melina "MARIA" not once but TWICE?! :wtf:

[The Optimist]

<3 for Saw

Though I hope this is the last one.

[RawRocks]

BAL 3 DEN 3 - 2nd.. pouring rain

[The Optimist]

I said she doesn't piss me off as much as she could, that doesn't mean she doesn't piss me off Blitz.

[RGWhat316]

I'm actually enjoying Booker now more than I ever have. I do hail the king.

[ClockShot]

*yawn*

[Blitz]

I said she doesn't piss me off as much as she could, that doesn't mean she doesn't piss me off Blitz.
Oh, that wasn't directed at you. Just saying I can't stand her.

[The Optimist]

I think if I met Torrie Wilson in real person I would kick her in the face.

[Destor]

Wow, I can't stand Sharmell.You aren't supposed to.

[Kalyx triaD]

Trinity's top!

[ClockShot]

WHOA! Nice outfit for Trin.

[St. Jimmy]

I like Trinity.

[Blitz]

A fun drinking game would be to do a shot everytime Ashley throws the \m/. Have EMTs standing by for alcohol poisoning.

[The Optimist]

Sometimes good things come at a consequence.
Sharmel is an acceptable risk.

[Kalyx triaD]

The crowd POPS for Krystal!

Not really.

Not at all.

[St. Jimmy]

kelly looks retarded.

[The Optimist]

They should jsut have the Poker game be the decider for the Women's Title.

[RGWhat316]

All of these divas out here, and no Mickie yet.:(

[Destor]

LOL @ the lumberjanes getting no reaction.

[owenbrown]

EXTREME STRIP POKER WILL BE CENSORED! :shifty:

[St. Jimmy]

Finally, an excuse for them to bend over all at once. :roll:

[Kalyx triaD]

I swear Torrie's done nothing to justify her getting a paycheck in the WWE.

[The Optimist]

They should have at least given the diva-jacks something erotic to hit people with. At least then this could be more interesting than any other Torrie Wilson gang bang.

[Blitz]

The hell was that laugh?

[ClockShot]

Boring. Boring. Boring......:shifty:

[Kalyx triaD]

I'm loving the commentators banter tonight.

[St. Jimmy]

Trinity :drool:

[Azriel]

Trinity had a hot outfit tonight.

[RawRocks]

i need one of those remotes

[RGWhat316]

Showing a Bound for Glory commercial here. Seeing Angle in there pisses me off now.

[Savio]

gonna be the biggest raw thread in awhile.

[ClockShot]

Dammit. It's overdue for the Cryme Tyme promo.

[The Optimist]

Book vs. RVD on at the hour mark.

[RGWhat316]

Mr. Monday Night is back for one night. R-V-D

[Kalyx triaD]

RVD looks right in a Raw setting...

[The Optimist]

LOL at the Tazz, Micheal Cole banter. LOL at the Tazz JBL banter.

[Blitz]

lol Tazz :love:

[St. Jimmy]

Is this JBL/Tazz thing for real?

[owenbrown]

Why did the ref hold the title in the air when its Non-title?!

[Blitz]

ROFLLLLLLLLLLL this commentary is gold.

[The Optimist]

Coming from a man who is a huge tall clumsy chubby man. . .

Tazz has got to be on drugs.

[Kalyx triaD]

I'm wondering if the commentator banter is real or not. Like really...

[RawRocks]

why do I sense the announcers fighting to close out Raw

[RGWhat316]

LOL, Tazz and JBL. This is great.

[Azriel]

Its pretty cool regardless

[RawRocks]

Cole.. you're an idiot! I cant stand Michael Cole!

[ClockShot]

Oh come on.....

[Blitz]

Ohhh, did RVD land on his head on that Scissor Kick?

[Blitz]

Pillman :heart:

[The Optimist]

They seemed really heated, if it wasn't real I may love JBL and Tazz even more.

[ClockShot]

Ah. The Tickin' Time Bomb. I'll pick that up one of these days.

[Azriel]

Woah, Brian Pillman DVD. Nice :y:

[Savio]

picked it up, pretty good is this the first time the played a commercial for it?

[ClockShot]

EVERYBODY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?

[Kalyx triaD]

A guy yelling in the street, "MORTAL KOMBAT!!!" is the right way to advertise it. A true throwback to the very first commercial.

Back on topic, when's Edge coming out? Did I miss it or something?

[St. Jimmy]

Brooklyn, Brooklyn!

[RGWhat316]

Now, the whitest guy on the planet talking about Cryme Tyme.

[St. Jimmy]

LMFAO!

[Blitz]

Cryme Time next week, eh.

[The Optimist]

No you didn't miss Edge. Btw, Mitch sucks.

[ClockShot]

YES! CRYME TYME NEXT WEEK!

[Blitz]

WTF Mitch

[St. Jimmy]

o_ o get the fuck off my TV Mitch.

[Linkbowler]

Please keep Mitch away from the mic at all times.

[ClockShot]

So Flair against the Spirit Squad. Yet again.

Oh look. Vinnie Mac is here.

[St. Jimmy]

*ugh* Vince.

[The Optimist]

Me and Critic have a psuedo-bet that Ric Flair is going to break up the Spirit Squad.

[RawRocks]

Shit! Mr. McMahon!

[Crippla]

Entertaining show so far tbh.

[Destor]

Mitch does suck.

[St. Jimmy]

Cyber Sunday ME is.... =O

[Destor]

Entertaining show so far tbh.Did you read this whole thread to form your opinion?

[The Optimist]

Its still Denver 3 Balt 3

Denvers got the ball near the fifty.

[owenbrown]

Vince! :eek:

[St. Jimmy]

If it's Non-Title, I won't care.

[Azriel]

Naturally, save that match for PPV. Why is it being called Cyber Sunday btw?

[Destor]

Naturally, save that match for PPV. Why is it being called Cyber Sunday btw?Taboo Tuesday on a Sunday

[Blitz]

Yeahhhhhhhh, Maple Leafs win in a shootout :y:

[RGWhat316]

Naturally, save that match for PPV. Why is it being called Cyber Sunday btw?
They changed it cus they got rid of Taboo Tuesday, and put it back on a Sunday this year.

[The Optimist]

Apparently its as good as Cyber sex . . .

[Schoenauer]

I'm going to call it: Edge interferes with the Cena/Taker match

[RGWhat316]

The only good thing with all the Marine crap, is that I get to see more Kelly Carlson.

[The Optimist]

I'm going to call it: Edge interferes with the Cena/Taker match
Now taking bets, some say Kennedy, some say Edge.

[RawRocks]

Six guys on Raw i dont care to see.

[The Optimist]

BTW Love Ric's pink garb. . .FUCKING PIPER!!!
WTF IRS!!!

DSF;saojdf;asljdf;lsdkjf;asljf;alsjdfsadljf;aslkdjf;lasjfa

ARN ANDERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ClockShot]

Hey. Piper's back!

[Blitz]

So is Cutting Edge not tonight or something?

[Destor]

What the fuck is Piper doing on my TV?

[Corndad]

PIPER WITH FLAIR! LOL

[Blitz]

IRS!

[Corndad]

MILLION DOLLAR MAN!!!!

[Kalyx triaD]

MILLION DOLLAR MAN

[ClockShot]

HOLY SHIT. TED AND IRS!

[Destor]

Money Inc!

[St. Jimmy]

:love: HELL YES

[RawRocks]

What the hell?! Irwin R. Schyster?!?!

[ClockShot]

AA

[Destor]

Arn Anderson!

[RGWhat316]

WTF?

[Corndad]

OH PLEASE TELL ME ARN!

YES!!! I WAS RIGHT!

[St. Jimmy]

ARN! HOLY SHIT!

[owenbrown]

OMG :eek:

[Kalyx triaD]

FUCKIN FOUR

4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FOUR HORSEMEN!!!!!!!!!!

[Blitz]

Double A!!!

[Corndad]

I think i just wet my pants.

[Savio]

Syracuses own Mike Rotunda! :love:

[Linkbowler]

HORSEMEN!

[Blitz]

Oh man, I forgot how awesome the Horsemen's theme is.

[RawRocks]

The Four Horsemen & Money Inc.. plus Piper and Flair.. heh funny!

[ClockShot]

IRS got big.

[Kalyx triaD]

This made the night; entrances alone.

[Corndad]

If any squad member gets spinebustered. I will cry. I swear. I will cry in happiness.

[St. Jimmy]

If we get a Double-A spinebuster tonight, I will mark the fuck out.

[The Optimist]

I just realized, has Carlito been on this show at all today? Or did I mess him?

[Azriel]

Holy nostalgia factor!!!

[Corndad]

Wow. That was great lol

[ClockShot]

Nice and short. But the legends made this night!

[St. Jimmy]

Someone post the Horseman theme for rep.

[Jaton]

Horsemen music...makes me so happy..

[The Optimist]

BTW I predict a Ric Flair vs. Roddy Piper fued soon. Mark my words. . .

No really I would mark for that. . .

[RawRocks]

That was great.

[RGWhat316]

No Carlito or Orton so far. Unless they have some short segment before the main event.

[St. Jimmy]

It would be awsome to have the SS v.s. The Legends at Survivor Series.

[Blitz]

Someone post the Horseman theme for rep.
:y:

[RawRocks]

Edge's surprise guest.. could it be .. Bischoff and the NWO 2.0?

[Linkbowler]

Uploading the horsemen theme now.

[Jaton]

http://rapidshare.de/files/36166993/Four_Horsemen_3rd.mp3.html

[Jaton]

I stole your thunder, Linkbowler. :)

[Blitz]

As awesome as it was to see Double A and Money Inc, shame that the Squad gets jobbed out again.

[Linkbowler]

http://download.yousendit.com/C4762DF8056A128F

[Linkbowler]

Bah.

[St. Jimmy]

Movie Plug #5.

[Azriel]

Okay, let's see what happens here