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Destor
10-12-2006, 02:51 AM
Psicosis (Dionicio Castellanos Torres) was arrested Monday night after allegedly stealing a car from 23 year old Alexander Valencia Ramirez of Rosarito, Baja California, reports Mexican newspaper El Mexicano.

The newspaper story claims that Psicosis asked to borrow Ramirez's black Mitsubishi, promising to return it later that night. Ramirez refused, leading to Psicosis pulling a gun on him and taking the car anyway. Ramirez called the police who set up roadblocks around Rosarito. Psicosis hit several cars while in the chase including one that had a pregnant woman inside. She ended up being OK. After catching him, police found out that the gun he used earlier in the night was actually just a water gun.

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Jeritron
10-12-2006, 03:00 AM
HAHAHAHAHAH, great story.



Apparently he didnt listen to the "do not attempt this in your own hood" warnings.
Skippord
10-12-2006, 03:10 AM
lol Psicosis is my hero now
Pinnacle Charisma
10-12-2006, 03:21 AM
What is with the mexicools first crazy arse Juvi now Psicosis
Fignuts
10-12-2006, 09:35 AM
Why would he fucking do something like this, ffs.

Hes probably getting paid more now than he ever was. Maybe not as much as wcw paid him. I dunno. But he certainly is getting paid WAY more than AAA or CMLL can afford.
ron the dial
10-12-2006, 09:41 AM
A water gun? He couldn't afford to buy a real gun? Or he couldn't find a real gun? What a dumb ass.
Disturbed316
10-12-2006, 09:43 AM
ROFL

First Regal shows his dick, now Psicosis shows his weapon of choice.
KingofOldSchool
10-12-2006, 06:37 PM
I think by the end of next week, he's going to need his Juan Deere.
Fox
10-12-2006, 09:23 PM
(Psicosis walks into the jail cell... sits down next to Juventud Guerrera.)

Psicosis: ...you said that shit wasn't laced, man.

(Juvi shakes his head and laughs)

Juventud: MANNNN!!!! MY SHIT ALWAYS LACED, BRUDDAH!!! DA JUICE IS ALWAYS ON DA LOOOSE!

Psicosis: I fucking hate you, mang.
Fignuts
10-12-2006, 10:31 PM
Juvi and Psicosis get hired back to fued with cryme time.

I'm callin it.
Shadow
10-12-2006, 11:33 PM
That'd be awsome Fignuts!
The Ravishing One
10-13-2006, 01:00 PM
Vinnie couldn't have wrote a better storyline for him. Awesome stuff.
Y2Jeremy
10-13-2006, 02:21 PM
Cosis is a coked up moron. I love that guy. The feud with cryme tyme would work in our twisted minds, but Vince would screw it up with a fake water gun murder on RAW.
Shadow
10-15-2006, 03:11 AM
Vinnie couldn't have wrote a better storyline for him. Awesome stuff.

Funny...I said the same thing bout the Matt Hardy/Edge storyline. Look where that ended up.
Kane Knight
10-15-2006, 11:00 AM
Funny...I said the same thing bout the Matt Hardy/Edge storyline. Look where that ended up.

Yeah, that one wrote itself, and Vince STILL blew it.

Well, WWE blew it, but I'm pretty sure the writers and bookers are too busy fellating Vince for their jobs...
Xero
10-15-2006, 11:16 AM
Yeah, that one wrote itself, and Vince STILL blew it.

Well, WWE blew it, but I'm pretty sure the writers and bookers are too busy fellating Vince for their jobs...
So basically blowing Vince cause them to blow the storyline?
PullMyFinger
10-15-2006, 02:47 PM
LOL wonderful.
Crippla
10-15-2006, 02:54 PM
ROFL.
Savio
10-15-2006, 03:09 PM
HAHAHAHAHAH, great story.



Apparently he didnt listen to the "do not attempt this in your own hood" warnings.BROOKLYN! BROOKLYN!
Savio
10-15-2006, 03:11 PM
A water gun? He couldn't afford to buy a real gun? Or he couldn't find a real gun? What a dumb ass.It got the job done didn't it?
parkmania
10-15-2006, 10:09 PM
BROOKLYN! BROOKLYN!


Brooklyn?!?


COMPTON my brutha, fo-shizzle!
Corkscrewed
10-17-2006, 07:20 AM
LMAO what a moron (Psico).
Avenger
10-17-2006, 01:12 PM
LOL @ Psicosis
Afterlife
10-18-2006, 02:59 PM
(Psicosis walks into the jail cell... sits down next to Juventud Guerrera.)

Psicosis: ...you said that shit wasn't laced, man.

(Juvi shakes his head and laughs)

Juventud: MANNNN!!!! MY SHIT ALWAYS LACED, BRUDDAH!!! DA JUICE IS ALWAYS ON DA LOOOSE!

Psicosis: I fucking hate you, mang.


Juvi and drugs; that had no effect on me. But picturing the whole scene, and Psicosis saying that...I spit my Coke on the floor to keep from choking. :lol: