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Avenger
10-15-2006, 06:55 AM
STORMWRESTLING.COM


I’ve been getting a ton of email wanting me to address John Cena and his claims of not ever taking Steroids. Let me start of by saying I can only SPECULATE as I don’t know John that well and he has never denied nor admitted steroid use to me. If I had to guess, which I guess I am, I’d say he’s done something be it steroids, HGH, what have you. I find it damn near impossible to believe that anyone can get that large and ripped (and he’s been a fair bit bigger in the past) without chemical assistance. That being said if I didn’t know me I likely would have said the same about me when I was in my best shape, and I know for a fact I’ve never taken ANYTHING. Perhaps he is playing semantics as I’ve only ever heard him say he’s never taken “steroids” and maybe he uses other physique enhancing drugs, or…here’s a crazy thought he could always be telling the truth.

There are a few things that do support John’s claims, which certainly don’t rule out drug use but shouldn’t be over looked either. Some of the more common signs of steroid use are: body acne, frequent muscle tears, gynecomastia, and testicular atrophy. John does not have the typical back acne commonly associated with steroid use, to my knowledge he has never been sidelined with muscle tears, he has no signs of gyno (enlarged breast tissue) nor the tell tale scars from gyno removal surgery, due to his ring attire however the jury is still out on the testicular atrophy. (If he wore standard trunk we would have a much clearer idea on this front, as disturbing a picture as that is) Again these signs are not 100% proof one way or the other but playing the averages they do support his claims, at least on the steroid front. I’m not sure what side effects other common physique enhancing alternatives have such as, HGH, Insulin manipulation, or synthol. I guess it all comes down to whether you want to believe him or not. I still tend to be skeptical, a side effect of being in the wrestling business, but to be honest, I don’t really care one-way or the other.


I guess he probably took something at some point but it's too risky now.

Avenger
10-15-2006, 06:58 AM
this is also so good -


WWE: ECW October 13, 2006 (Airs Friday in Canada)
- I am NOT watching ECW this week. I record the show each week but walked in during one of the Diva strip poker segments. This was so embarassingly bad I refuse to watch the rest of the show in protest. Who ever booked this should apologize to fans and the poor girls they made take part in it.


:love:

JH
10-15-2006, 08:41 AM
are you sure that column did'nt start off with...if i could be serious for a minute

KingofOldSchool
10-15-2006, 08:50 AM
Back acne...SNITSKY?

Kane Knight
10-15-2006, 09:05 AM
I don't catch ECW that often, but doesn't Test look like he's developing some severe BACKNE?

Anyway, he's right on Cena. It's all just guesswork, though considering how easy it is to get other forms of performance enhancers, I'd say not actually doing 'roids doesn't mean much.

I'd also point out that when people ask if someone's on steroids, they do mean a catch-all thing. Like calling soda a "coke" or frozen ice treats "popsicles." so I doubt most people know the diff.

Avenger
10-15-2006, 09:47 AM
are you sure that column did'nt start off with...if i could be serious for a minuteYeah I'm pretty sure.

owenbrown
10-15-2006, 10:52 AM
He must've gotten 'em from that fat chick he supposedly did. :shifty:

Better Than You
10-15-2006, 01:01 PM
Cena doesn't look like a roid freak to me, but I've been wrong before...

Dave Youell
10-15-2006, 02:16 PM
as for the whole testicle theory, didn't he used to wrestle in trunks, can somone who's more comfortable with their sexuality go and check that out?

Gerard
10-15-2006, 02:29 PM
Hmm, well snitsky has plenty of back acne, and as far as i remember the rock had to go and get an operation a few years back as he was developing "manboobs" what storm refers to as gyno.

DRBailey
10-15-2006, 02:44 PM
Hmm, well snitsky has plenty of back acne, and as far as i remember the rock had to go and get an operation a few years back as he was developing "manboobs" what storm refers to as gyno.


Tis a Samoan trait of flabby pecs if I remember...

Londoner
10-15-2006, 02:59 PM
Back acne...SNITSKY?


Hahaha. I laugh becuase his name was what came to my mind to when i read that, strange.

Savio
10-15-2006, 03:05 PM
I have seen cenas testicals and they are the size of grape fruits......SERIOUSLY

The Naitch
10-17-2006, 06:03 PM
I bet Cena just takes better stuff and takes other anti-estrogen drugs to prevent or/and lessen the side effects

He was also a bodybuidler in Venice (the mecca of bodybuilding) so maybe he took some before but is now only maintaining what he has


But this discussion requires the advice of a real steroid guru/user: Innovator. :lol:

Disturbed316
10-17-2006, 06:07 PM
*sigh* I miss Lance

The Naitch
10-17-2006, 06:08 PM
Lance is also jealous that Cena has a better body than him.

addy2hotty
10-17-2006, 06:21 PM
*deeper sigh* I miss Lance

Skippord
10-17-2006, 06:44 PM
Lance Storm is my hero