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The Naitch
10-21-2006, 08:40 PM
and you were being misused in WWE (ECW) would you stay or go to TNA?

Mr. Nerfect
10-21-2006, 08:42 PM
I'd probably stay. TNA has so many main eventers at the moment, it's so crowded. At least in the WWE you make a lot of money, and people will remember you a long way down the track.

redoneja
10-21-2006, 08:43 PM
I'd just have loads of sex with Maria

ron the dial
10-21-2006, 08:44 PM
I guess that all depends on what state TNA is in at the time that I was being misused. If it were at its present state, I'd stay where I was simply for the job security and nice paycheck. If TNA were booming and could offer me a bit more money, I'd probably jump over there. And you know that WWE would take me back if it didn't work out in TNA.

It's all about the cash, baby.

Destor
10-21-2006, 09:09 PM
I would first have to believe Punk is being misused.

Kane Knight
10-21-2006, 09:17 PM
I'd just have loads of sex with Maria

Shadow
10-21-2006, 11:42 PM
I'd just have loads of sex with Maria

St. Jimmy
10-22-2006, 12:06 AM
I'd just have loads of sex with Maria and then kill myself because my existance is pointless.

domononizuka
10-22-2006, 12:39 AM
Wouldnt make much sense to go to TNA since hes stated numerous times he hated it there.

Pepsi Man
10-22-2006, 12:46 AM
I would stay as long as I could, although if TNA offered more money, I'd consider a jump. I'm just that way. If I'm currently employed and another company/person wants to hire me, they'd better have more money to offer me. :o

Dorkchop
10-22-2006, 12:52 AM
It would depend on TNA using me properly. if not, I'd just stay indie.

M-A-G
10-22-2006, 02:07 AM
Exactly how would I supposed to be used?

Chavo Classic
10-22-2006, 07:24 AM
For me, the idea of stayong around Florida where the majority of tapings take place rather than be on the road so much would be a major factor. I've heard so many wrestlers complain about the volume of travelling involved with working for the WWE, plus the fact that Punk's underground popularity could benefit him in the same way as it has for Joe, I'd probably be looking for a move to TNA.

Mr. Nerfect
10-23-2006, 01:56 AM
Yeah, CM Punk's got it pretty easy right now. Undefeated, boning Maria, money. Talented bastard.

Destor
10-23-2006, 01:58 AM
Yeah, CM Punk's got it pretty easy right now. Undefeated, boning Maria, money. Talented bastard.Not to mention he is being groomed to be the face of the new ECW. Definite plus.

Mr. Aristocrat
10-23-2006, 02:15 AM
Yeah, CM Punk's got it pretty easy right now. Undefeated, boning Maria, money. Talented bastard.

Not that I am arguing that he is being misused in the slightest bit...but I hope you realise...

Undefeated - Against nothing but jobbers.

Boning Maria - Well...yeah...doesn't get much better than that.

Money - Is actually making less money working for WWE than he was on the indies.

Stickman
10-23-2006, 12:28 PM
I think EVERYBODY wants to go to WWE. That's where recognition and the most money is. If he goes to TNA, most people won't even notice.

tucsonspeed6
10-23-2006, 04:58 PM
I'd cash my huge ass paycheck and quit bitching about not being a maineventer two months after being brought up from OVW.

Not that he is bitching or anything, but if I were him and some strange delusion of grandeur swept over me, that's what I'd do.

Fox
10-24-2006, 12:22 AM
CM Punk is probably in the best position right now. The indies, whatever some people may think, don't mean shit because you're not on National TV, which is where the big boys play. On RAW he'd be overshadowed by the massive egos of Triple H, HBK and Vince McMahon, not to mention the star power of John Cena and Edge. On Smackdown, well... Smackdown is the C-show. 'Nuff said. TNA is full of too many talented workers that they're already having enough trouble fitting onto a 1-hour show, so Mr. Punk wouldn't get the TV time he probably desires.

ECW is getting great ratings and as one of the most talented wrestlers on the ECW roster, CM Punk is getting a push suited for a king. If he were anywhere else, he definitely wouldn't get the kind of exposure he's getting now.



Seriously though, when you're CM Punk, who cares about wrestling? You're having sex with the hottest girl employed by WWE (over 21).

Mr. Aristocrat
10-24-2006, 01:01 AM
Seriously though, when you're CM Punk, who cares about wrestling? You're having sex with the hottest girl <s>employed by WWE (over 21)</s> in pro wrestling.

El Fangel
10-24-2006, 01:02 AM
I'd just have loads of sex with Maria

Mr. Aristocrat
10-24-2006, 01:03 AM
So I think we are all in agreement here...

1) CM Punk gets to have sex with Maria so life should be pretty good for him.

2) CM Punk is not being misused in the least bit.

3) CM Punk is fucking awesome.























4) CM Punk is not straight edge in the real life. :shifty:

El Fangel
10-24-2006, 01:08 AM
Smat fellow, he got 4/4 , here's your gold star junior :lol:

Mr. Aristocrat
10-24-2006, 01:12 AM
I wonder if Maria is any good in the sack? Wouldn't that simply suck if you got to fuck Maria and she was dull and bland under the sheets.

It's like when I finally fucked a nigger woman...she refused to call me Masa....now I have no more sexual fetishes to live for. :'(

El Fangel
10-24-2006, 01:13 AM
Would it matter if she was a lazy screw, you can say you tapped that, and know you did, and be the envy of all straight and possibly some gay men in the world.

Mr. Aristocrat
10-24-2006, 01:16 AM
...Just because someone is hot doesn't mean that they are worth fucking...

thecc
10-24-2006, 01:23 AM
...Just because someone is hot doesn't mean that they are worth fucking...yes but shes hot and famous.

Mr. Aristocrat
10-24-2006, 01:26 AM
How does being famous make sex better? Seriously...I have never understood people's desire to fuck famous people. Does having a lot of people know who you are make your nipples taste like candy or something???

Shadow
10-24-2006, 11:57 AM
Fallen Angel said it best.

Skippord
10-26-2006, 10:29 PM
I'd just have loads of sex with Maria