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Mr. Aristocrat
10-30-2006, 08:22 PM
Seriously. I have never once given him more than a second thought. I find him to be bland and boring as all get out. Fo Sho WWE's least entertainin' nigga.
St. Jimmy
10-30-2006, 08:23 PM
He's boring as piss, in and out of the ring.
Destor
10-30-2006, 08:28 PM
I am a Lashley mark. A year more in the ring and he should be good stuff.
Lock Jaw
10-30-2006, 09:07 PM
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Lock Jaw
10-30-2006, 09:20 PM
Mr. Aristocrat, Lashley just has two words for you........































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Favre4Ever
10-30-2006, 09:58 PM
Lashleys a powerhouse dawg.
AJHayes
10-30-2006, 10:22 PM
He's not worth two squirts of cold piss.
Fox
10-30-2006, 10:26 PM
Farooq's finisher (and color) + Brock Lesnar's size + Test's charisma = Bobby Lashley.


This guy isn't anything we haven't seen before.
FourFifty
10-30-2006, 10:30 PM
They need to turn him heel and let someone else speak for him. This guy has potential, not to mention a body that just screams "I can hurt you."
Vastardikai
10-30-2006, 10:52 PM
They need to turn him heel and let someone else speak for him. This guy has potential, not to mention a body that just screams "I can hurt you."


*re-reads that last part.*

This guy has potential, not to mention a body that just screams "I can hurt you."

NOPE! NOTHING GAY ABOUT THAT SENTENCE AT ALL! :shifty: :naughty:
Skippord
10-30-2006, 11:03 PM
I like Bobby
Dorkchop
10-30-2006, 11:26 PM
I like him, but right now he's too slow in the ring. I say he get a mouthpiece and pick up his pace.
Bad Company
10-30-2006, 11:35 PM
he could be excellent, but they will fuck it up.
LoDownM
10-30-2006, 11:38 PM
He's from Colorado Springs, only thing I really like about him.
Funky Fly
10-30-2006, 11:55 PM
He'll be better with time. I'm really digging what I've been seeing so far (which isn't much in the last few months, sadly).

If he can improve his mic work, you'll have a WWE title contender in a couple of years.
Lock Jaw
10-31-2006, 12:59 AM
All funny pictures aside...

I think Lashley is boring and bland as well. I honestly don't think he has a future as a world champion. Absolutley nothing about the guy jumps out as me as special.

So he'll probably be a champion anyways.
AdrianM
10-31-2006, 02:59 AM
Yep, Lashley doesn't do much for me. I think there's little doubt that he will be a star in the future, but currently he has:

- no charisma
- no mouthpiece to hide his lack of charisma
- no gimmick.

Fix those things up and he could be a real player in the future
AdrianM
10-31-2006, 03:01 AM
All funny pictures aside...

I think Lashley is boring and bland as well. I honestly don't think he has a future as a world champion. Absolutley nothing about the guy jumps out as me as special.

So he'll probably be a champion anyways.

You can't be serious...nothing jumps out to you as special?
The dude is fucking massive for starters, and has some really powerful moves!

in saying that, i'm not a fan...yet...but then i wasnt a fan of Batista either.
One probem with lashley...getting beaten up by Tatanka :nono:
D Mac
10-31-2006, 03:02 AM
He should change his name to Goldblack or Blackberg. :shifty:
AJHayes
10-31-2006, 08:21 AM
He's a hoss. Nothing special. WWE championship material.
Londoner
10-31-2006, 08:44 AM
I like him because he has potential to be a star, he just really needs to improve his mic work if that is to happen though, or get him a manager and turn him heel.
Gulak
10-31-2006, 09:27 AM
The people who matter give a damn.
Lock Jaw
10-31-2006, 10:53 AM
You can't be serious...nothing jumps out to you as special?
The dude is fucking massive for starters, and has some really powerful moves!

in saying that, i'm not a fan...yet...but then i wasnt a fan of Batista either.
One probem with lashley...getting beaten up by Tatanka :nono:

Yeah, he's massive, but somehow everytime I look at him I am reminded of the munchkins from the Wizard of Oz.
ron the dial
10-31-2006, 11:17 AM
Lashley's got a ways to go before I would consider him top-tier talent, but the potential is there. He's definitely the type of guy that WWE should hold on to for a while to come.
Destor
10-31-2006, 12:34 PM
Yep, Lashley doesn't do much for me. I think there's little doubt that he will be a star in the future, but currently he has:

- no charisma
- no mouthpiece to hide his lack of charisma
- no gimmick.

Fix those things up and he could be a real player in the future1. He has loads of charisma.
2. Having a mouth piece can not hide a lack of charisma, only a lack of mic skills.
3. Gimmicks aren't necessary.
Destor
10-31-2006, 12:34 PM
Lashley's problem is he's green.
Stickman
10-31-2006, 12:50 PM
Lashley's problem is he's Black.
Stickman
10-31-2006, 12:51 PM
I would probably piss on him if he was on fire or stung by a jelly fish.
Shadow
10-31-2006, 02:19 PM
Most of TPWW....like Chris Sabin!
.44 Magdalene
10-31-2006, 04:05 PM
He's going to be Black Lesnar until he develops more. He's just decent right now, but fuck--that's already better than most of the roster. Give him time, he'll be the goods.
KingofOldSchool
10-31-2006, 04:11 PM
I love Lashley, he's got everything the WWE likes but better.

Yeah he lacks charisma, but if the WWE writers weren't lazy fucktards, then they could get around that.
Kane Knight
10-31-2006, 04:23 PM
He lacks mic skills, not charisma. And that can be circumvented. If he truly lacked charisma, he'd be irredeemable.
M-A-G
10-31-2006, 04:31 PM
I like him. They should've kept the undefeated thing going a little longer than they did but he can still go places as long as they don't completely book him like an idiot.
KingofOldSchool
10-31-2006, 04:33 PM
Well he does lack charisma it takes to be a top star, but that's not saying he doesn't have any at all.

Yet there are ways to make up for it and still be main event player.
Stickman
10-31-2006, 05:31 PM
He needs a mouthpiece as in a manager, not fake teeth.
Favre4Ever
11-01-2006, 03:24 AM
Lashley allies with Heyman when ECW debuts on Smackdown? Now that would be a mouthpeice.

Oh yeah, he needs a new grill too.
The MAC
11-01-2006, 11:22 AM
generic wwe muscle guy. Lashley is 2 fucking nervous doing vignettes. He needs to get screwed a few times for the title then a heel manager turns him into a monster who fucks everyone up.then he feuds with BATISTA