LOL!!!!

[Dave Youell]

Taken from some other forum (http://www.futuremark.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23914):

br0kenrabbit says:
hi

Greg_ValveOLS says:
good evening

br0kenrabbit says:
What's ip?

br0kenrabbit says:
up?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team

br0kenrabbit says:
On MSN?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes :)

br0kenrabbit says:
Why?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information

br0kenrabbit says:
My information?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?

br0kenrabbit says:
No. I don't even have it written down.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?

br0kenrabbit says:
Well...

Greg_ValveOLS says:
if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L:)

br0kenrabbit says:
Well

Greg_ValveOLS says:
dont worry this connect it secure

br0kenrabbit says:
Can I be honest with you, Greg?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

br0kenrabbit says:
Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either.

br0kenrabbit says:
Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
huh?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
bs

br0kenrabbit says:
Trace it.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
how

br0kenrabbit says:
Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
oh k

br0kenrabbit says:
As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.

br0kenrabbit says:
I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why?

br0kenrabbit says:
Have you read the ToS?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
Tod?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
tos

br0kenrabbit says:
terms of service

Greg_ValveOLS says:
were?

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why

br0kenrabbit says:
I just told you why

Greg_ValveOLS says:
:(

br0kenrabbit says:
I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

br0kenrabbit says:
First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxx xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Is this you?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Are you the only user of this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay, and what is the username

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay.

br0kenrabbit says:
I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you. :)

Greg_ValveOLS says:
some. dude

Greg_ValveOLS says:
m

br0kenrabbit says:
Do you always log on from the same IP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
And who is your internet providers, your ISP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?

br0kenrabbit says:
What is your city of residence?

br0kenrabbit says:
That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Illinios?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why

br0kenrabbit says:
So I can update your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
can I play 2 nite

Greg_ValveOLS says:
clan fight

Greg_ValveOLS says:
wont win without me heh

br0kenrabbit says:
Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Give me just a moment.

br0kenrabbit says:
Try to log in now.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

Greg_ValveOLS says:
It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
did u ban me???????????>WHY

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what

br0kenrabbit says:
Valve will never ask for your username and password.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what????

br0kenrabbit says:
I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
omg dude wtf why?

br0kenrabbit says:
Why were you trying to steal my account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
i wanst

br0kenrabbit says:
Then why were you asking for my information?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give
my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
dude pleas

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what

br0kenrabbit says:
Go mow some yards, bitch.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

LOL.

Not sure why it's in the video game forum, but LOL nonetheless.

[RP]

OMG lol

[Dave Youell]

LOL.

Not sure why it's in the video game forum, but LOL nonetheless.
Well that Valve thingy is for Halo 2 online playing

Thought this was the best place for it

[Funky Fly]

lol

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Hi-C.............

[Requiem]

Well that Valve thingy is for Halo 2 online playing

Read that again. Seriously, just read it.

Jesus, you don't even know what games Valve has made.

Apparently Halo 2 is on the PC now as well.

[Dave Youell]

Sorry, I meant Half Life 2, not Halo

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Wow, way to overreact there Ill Duce.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Maybe you should request your name be changed to Ill Douche'.

Oh Snap.

[Dave Youell]

Il Duce are you perhaps 13?

Is this you?

[Disturbed316]

lol

[Blitz]

Nice.

[LoDownM]

lol

[UmbrellaCorporation]

LOL @ this thread

[RoXer]

wonderful

[Nervous Ferret]

LOL

[Joey Slugs]

http://www.kamikazemicrowave.com/andrew_ftp/pwnd/bitchslaptix.gif

[Silent]

Pretty funny.

[Requiem]

WWKD's terribly unoriginal comment cancels yours out automatically.

[Dave Youell]

What?

[Requiem]

WWKD's terribly unoriginal comment cancels yours out automatically.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Wow, cranky and naive too. It was suppose to be terrible and unoriginal. Hence why it was followed by "Oh Snap."

You seem to be taking things a bit too seriously there chief.

[Dave Youell]

You are 13!!!!
OMFG what are the chances of finding the dumb kid that actually did this! WOW!

[Requiem]

:roll:

You all have odd ideas of what's "serious". Cranky, maybe. But too serious? Hardly.

It's not my fault if WWKD has absolutely no idea that Valve is a gaming company (thus making this subject suited for the Video Game forum), and Dave happened to make a 'typo' (we'll just call it that) which made him appear equally uneducated in the gaming industry.

Since this is the Video Game forum, and is really no different than the Casual forum with exception of the topics discussed, I chose to respond in a way most familiar to the posting styles found in the Casual forum. Blame the Casual forum for instilling seemingly 'angry' posting habits in me. When someone says something stupid there, people tend to point it out, so it only came naturally to point out a stupid comment here.

Obviously, you're all familiar with the posting style found in the Casual forum judging by your replies, so I don't think I need to go into detail about it.

Thank you for your time.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Cranky, naive, and far too serious. Going for the triple play, aren't ya?

[Kane Knight]

I doubt this is real. I've seen similar (almost verbatim) "conversations" from other online game services for a couple of years now. Odds are, they changed the names and the company and line of games.

In any event, still funny.

[Dave Youell]

I doubt this is real. I've seen similar (almost verbatim) "conversations" from other online game services for a couple of years now. Odds are, they changed the names and the company and line of games.
Why did you have to kill it! WHY!!!! :'(

[Dave Youell]

:roll:

You all have odd ideas of what's "serious". Cranky, maybe. But too serious? Hardly.


Spazzing out because me and WWKD didn't know what valve was for is a laid back response to you?

It was meant to be funny, you didn't think it was, fine. Go listen to My Chemical Romance instead.

I wish my lawn was emo, then it would cut itself.

[owenbrown]

That guy was a dumbass! :rofl:

[Kane Knight]

Why did you have to kill it! WHY!!!! :'(

I said it was still funny...:'(

[Blitz]

At least Il Duce didn't overreact, tho.

[Nervous Ferret]

lol Il Duce

[Requiem]

Obviously over their heads. :roll:

[Crippla]

Il Duce is good, get off his dick.

[Mister Sinister]

Il Duce is good, get off his dick.

We will, if you get off TPWW