Anyone hear when Mark Henry is coming back

[Grumpy]

To injure a few more others?

[Shadow]

I hope never.

[D Mac]

To injure himself again?

[weather vane]

he is gonna dominate

[Crippla]

Why the fuck did they re-sign Henry?

[Testicle]

because smackdown sucks and they were short on heels

[owenbrown]

Who the fuck cares if or when he comes back.

[Grumpy]

Who the fuck put a broomstick up your ass? You made me Grumpy!

[Crippla]

God, what a terrible gimmick.

[The MAC]

IF MARK HENRY COMING BACK IS MAKING NEWS SMACKDOWN MUST BE MORE SHITTY THAN WHEN I LAST WATCHED IT

[Rammsteinmad]

Mark Henry's coming back?! Yippee! :D

[MLW]

I WANT HENRY VS. UNDERTAKER AND KANE IN A HANDICAP CASKET MATCH!!! AND THEN I WILL NEVER EVER SEE HENRY AGAIN AFTER!!!
:p

[Testicle]

i want henry back just so i can listen to his entrance music

3 6 mafia rulez

[ron the dial]

Who the fuck cares if or when he comes back.

[Team Sheep]

Henry belongs in ECW.

His extreme style would be best suited there.

And by extreme I mean the extreme rate of which he injures people.

[Skippord]

i want henry back just so i can listen to his entrance music

3 6 mafia rulez
Christ shut the fuck up

[Kane Knight]

because wwe wants to injure anyone who might jump to tna

[Kane Knight]

Henry belongs in ECW.

His extreme style would be best suited there.

And by extreme I mean the extreme rate of which he injures people.

Henry v Holly FTW!

[Fox]

Mark Henry is the reason lemmings kill themselves.

[Afterlife]

IF MARK HENRY COMING BACK IS MAKING NEWS SMACKDOWN MUST BE MORE SHITTY THAN WHEN I LAST WATCHED IT

First of all, if you're going to insult someone, it helps to do it like your opinion should matter. i.e., "shittier" in place of "more shitty".

Furthermore, you are wrong.

[M-A-G]

Hasn't the only person he's injured been himself?

[Testicle]

dude, this is the second time you've typed the lyrics of someones theme music

[Afterlife]

Hasn't the only person he's injured been himself?

Are you serious? Because I think Lance Storm's shattered pelvis would like to call you some bad names.

[M-A-G]

Are you serious? Because I think Lance Storm's shattered pelvis would like to call you some bad names.

Right, right, because wrestling is so gentle.

[Fignuts]

Mark Henry rules.

[Jeritron]

This guy is living proof that anything over 400lbs can get a title push under the rule of Vince McMahon... No matter how uninteresting, untalented, non-profitable, unpopular and unprofessional they are. Theres overweight sweaty gorillas, theres wastes of space, and then theres Mark Henry.

[Kane Knight]

Right, right, because wrestling is so gentle.

Wrestling may not be gentle, but a fractured pelvis?

[Afterlife]

Right, right, because wrestling is so gentle.

You ask if he's only injured himself, I give an example of him injuring a fellow worker, and you scoff at it? What the hell kind of thought process is that?

[El Fangel]

because smackdown sucks and they were short on any main eventers

[El Fangel]

Anyone CARE When Mark Henry is coming back.

[M-A-G]

You ask if he's only injured himself, I give an example of him injuring a fellow worker, and you scoff at it? What the hell kind of thought process is that?

First off, my first comment was a joke based on Mark's track record of getting hurt. Second, I'm not scoffing Lance's injury, I'm merely pointing out the obvious that stuff like that can happen in a physical career such as wrestling. It's not called checkers or tic-tac-toe. It's a physical contact (as close to contact as you can get) career and you run those kinds of risks everytime you step in the ropes no matter how professionally trained you are and no matter who your opponent is. Now I'm not trying to make light of his or anyone else's injuries but after everything that's gone down in wrestling over the years, you'd think we'd be used to that sort of thing. Oh, someone hurt their shoulder! Someone needs surgery on the knee! This stuff happens. Why is it that people get so into all the physicality and sickness that occurs in wrestling and then whine and moan and grieve whenever someone goes down in action? It just happens.

[Kane Knight]

Sometimes it doens't "just happen" though. Some people are inherrently dangerous.

[Jeritron]

It doesnt just happen. You don't just break a pelvis in a controlled environment. Of course, shit happens "bodys have been broken, don't try this at home etc." But just because shit happens, doesn't mean it should when you're performing. Its a rough job, theres bumps and drops and all that. Black eyes, pulled muscles and broken appendages can happen after a bad fall or bad luck and not really be anyones fault or a big deal. But a broken pelvis? Thats major and its not just a risk you're running.
Its a result of a clumbsy, sloppy, unprofessional and careless worker.
Bret Hart never injured another wrestler in his professional career. Guys like Mark Henry and The Great Khali have. Its no coincidence.

[Afterlife]

First off, my first comment was a joke based on Mark's track record of getting hurt. Second, I'm not scoffing Lance's injury, I'm merely pointing out the obvious that stuff like that can happen in a physical career such as wrestling. It's not called checkers or tic-tac-toe. It's a physical contact (as close to contact as you can get) career and you run those kinds of risks everytime you step in the ropes no matter how professionally trained you are and no matter who your opponent is. Now I'm not trying to make light of his or anyone else's injuries but after everything that's gone down in wrestling over the years, you'd think we'd be used to that sort of thing. Oh, someone hurt their shoulder! Someone needs surgery on the knee! This stuff happens. Why is it that people get so into all the physicality and sickness that occurs in wrestling and then whine and moan and grieve whenever someone goes down in action? It just happens.

Your joke was unnoticable and came off as idiocy. And, just for the record, by making excuses as to why a shattered pelvis is an everyday thing to look out for and using that lame-ass, hackneyed bullshit of "It's not Ballet, Cole" you are scoffing at his plight.

It's one thing to get hurt. It's another thing to be injured.

[Afterlife]

And another thing, jackass....

Tru fans of the sport don't get into the brutality. They get into the heart, the drive and the desire of the competitors. Tey get into the fact that the wrestlers are willing to do eveything within their power to put on the best show imaginable, and it is when tru folly becomes them that we feel bad. It's not "moaning and whining", you insensitive prick. It's the fact that we recognize the truth in the performer, and that he was harmed while entertaining the crowd.

Nobody wishes malfate upon the workers. And, believe it or not, it is unfortunate when it happens. And, if nothing else, the fact that the fan base feels bad about the injury may, in fact, validate the wrestler's entire livlihood. Letting the guy know that you, in some way, share his pain is a sign of respect and fandom.

That's what it all boils down to: respect of the sport and respect of the competitors. You either have it or you don't. And even if you do, you don't have mine.