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KingofOldSchool
11-21-2006, 09:54 AM
Thanks to Richard Trionfo for calling in spoilers from tonight's TNA television taping in Orlando, Florida.

Impact 11/23

Abyss and Jim Mitchell came to the ring, with Mitchell talking about how he was a "proud father" for Abyss winning the World Title. Mitchell said that despite Sting's preaching, he showed he was just as evil as Mitchell and Abyss was during the title match. Sting came out, and Mitchell & Abyss left the ring. However, it turned out to actually be Christian, wearing Sting gear and a mask. Christian wondered if "dressing like a moron" was the only way to get a title match. Christian then wondered what would happen if Sting didn't make it to Turning Point. Sting then came down from the ceiling and told Christian he would make it to his rematch with Abyss. Christian challenged Sting to put his number one contendership on the line against him, and Sting agreed.

Christopher Daniels & AJ Styles defeated The Naturals. It was announced that this would be Styles & Daniels final match as a team. Senshi, Alex Shelley and Austin Starr were standing on one stage, and Jay Lethal, Sonjay Dutt and Jerry Lynn were standing on the other watching. Rhino came to the ring to talk to Styles and Daniels, but Styles left the ring.

Eric Young came out to the announcers table in a turkey suit.

Jim Cornette came to the ring and said he wanted LAX to come out to hand over the tag belts. Cornette brought out Petey Williams, and Williams said he knew what LAX was doing was wrong. They hung an American flag in the ring and were singing the Star Spangled Banner when they were interrupted by LAX with an attorney. Konnan said they were serving Cornette with legal papers for violating their freedom of speech. Williams got beat down by LAX, which brought out AMW to make the save. LAX started to get the better of the fight, then Kurt Angle came out and LAX left. Samoa Joe then came out.

Joe took the mic and said he was undefeated for 18 months, but at Genesis the better man had his hand raised. He said that was only one night, and demands a rematch. Kurt Angle agreed to the rematch, so they will meet at Turning Point, with the agreement that they will watch each other's backs until the rematch.

Eric Young was in the crowd in his turkey suit. Robert Roode and Ms. Brooks came to the ring. Roode called Young an embarrassment and an idiot, and said he wanted a rematch with Young.

Eric Young defeated Robert Roode. After the match, Roode got on the mic and yelled at Ms. Brooks for his career becoming a joke.

Jim Cornette joined the announcers for Sting vs. Christian Cage for the number one contendership. The match had no finish. There was a ref bump, and Tyson Tomko ran out to attack Sting and help Christian.

Before the second show, they aired part of a Voodoo Kin Mafia video, showing them outside WWE Headquarters.

Impact 11/30

Chris Sabin defeated Jay Lethal and Sonjay Dutt in a match to determine the number one contender for the X Division title. Christopher Daniels was at the announcers table for the match. After the match, Sabin confronted Daniels at the announce table. Jerry Lynn came out to keep Daniels from going after Sabin.

In a match taped for Xplosion, Senshi defeated Brother Runt with a top rope doublestomp.

Christian came out with Tyson Tomko, introducing him to the fans. It is revealed that at Turning Point it will be a Three Way match with Abyss vs. Sting vs. Christian. Christian promised to take both men out, which brings Abyss out, but Jim Mitchell stops him from going to the ring. The lights go out, and Sting appears to come down from the ceiling, but it turns out to be a decoy. The real Sting comes up behind Christian and Tomko in the ring, running them off. Sting then said he wanted to talk to Abyss man-to-man, without Jim Mitchell.

Ron Killings & Lance Hoyt defeated Austin Starr & Alex Shelley via disqualification when Shelley pinned Hoyt by holding the trunks, but Starr showed the referee the illegal move on the video camera.

Petey Williams was doing an interview in the back, talking about teaming with Kurt Angle to challenge LAX for the tag titles, but LAX attacked Williams.

LAX vs. Petey Williams & Kurt Angle ended in a no-contest. Samoa Joe came out and helped Angle. Joe put Homicide in a choke while Angle put Hernandez in an ankle lock. Because Joe wasn't a participant in the match, the bout was ruled a no contest. After the match, Joe and Angle shook hands to end the show.

Impact 12/7

Sting came out and invited Abyss to the ring. Abyss came out, and Sting talked about how he has seen Abyss climb the ladder in TNA, and wondered why he allows Jim Mitchell to lead him around like a puppet. Sting wondered if Abyss was looking for something, and called him by his real name, Chris. Jim Mitchell appeared on the screen and said Sting was wasting time. Mitchell called Sting a hypocrite, noting he was just as evil at Genesis as they were. Sting told Abyss to make his own choices, then left.

Abyss was alone in the ring, and was attacked by Christian and Tomko. Sting came back out to help Abyss. Jim Mitchell came out, and Abyss left with Mitchell.

Rhino came out and talked about AJ Styles, saying he wants to talk to him face to face. Styles didn't come out, but Christopher Daniels did. Daniels said he saw how things went with Christian and Rhino, and sees the same thing happening with Rhino and Styles. Styles came out and attacked Rhino, with Daniels and security breaking it up and AJ leaving the ring.

Eric Young came out in a warmup suit and began running the steps in the crowd, as if he was working out.

Petey Williams defeated Homicide with a rollup. LAX attacked Williams after the match, and AMW made the save. AMW left with the Mexican and Puerto Rican flags.

Senshi defeated Eric Young. Robert Roode and Ms. Brooks came out and distracted Young, allowing Senshi to get the advantage and the win with the double stomp.

Jim Cornette came out to announced that LAX would face America's Most Wanted in a flag match. Christian came out and mentioned that TNA does background checks on wrestlers. Cornette joked that they almost didn't hire Tomko because of it. Christian wondered if they did a background check on Abyss, saying there was something in his past that would make Cornette sick. Before Christian can reveal what it is, Abyss ran out and attacked him. Tomko took Abyss down with a boot to the face. Sting came out for the save, then offered his hand to Abyss. Abyss hesitated, then shook Sting's hand. Then Abyss grabbed Sting and gave him a Black Hole Slam.

In an Xplosion match, Chris Sabin defeated Jay Lethal with a cradle shock.

In an Xplosion match, Ron Killings and Lance Hoyt defeated the Naturals.

In a six-person "No Rules, No Morals, No Mercy" match it was set to be Christian Cage vs. Rhino vs. Samoa Joe vs. Abyss vs. Kurt Angle vs. Sting. AJ Styles attacked Rhino as he came to the ring, and they fought to the back. Kurt Angle won the match with an Angle Slam on Samoa Joe in a bout that lasted six minutes.

OMG ABYSS FUCKED KATIE VICK!

St. Jimmy
11-21-2006, 09:59 AM
LMAO. TNA Rehashing WWE angles now? Also Joe must know how dumb he looks now.

Fignuts
11-21-2006, 10:13 AM
At least abyss is champ. About damn time.

Dave Youell
11-21-2006, 10:13 AM
Yeah WTF no jobs for 18 months then twice in a month? Oh My Science

Innovator
11-21-2006, 10:23 AM
That was a dark match

.44 Magdalene
11-21-2006, 10:51 AM
...Hooray Tomko?

Lara Emily
11-21-2006, 11:27 AM
So Angle goes from refusing to shake hands with Joe to shaking and giving him the rematch, they are totally blowing this too fast.

TerranRich
11-21-2006, 11:34 AM
Tomko, gimme a beat!


....no.

The Fear
11-21-2006, 12:22 PM
Voodoo Kin Mafia outside of WWE Headquarters.....LOL. The stint they did against WCW in WWE must've really caught onto them, I guess. Such a waste of precious TV time. And I'd have to second Youell's statement...

Shadow
11-21-2006, 12:38 PM
......Commander Goat Boy? Why are you Cage's lackey again!?

.44 Magdalene
11-21-2006, 12:40 PM
I haven't been paying alot of attention, but where the fuck did they get the name Voodoo Kin Mafia?

owenbrown
11-21-2006, 01:05 PM
I guess they had to get works that started with VKM in it to make it a parody of Vincent Kennedy McMahon. :nono:

TerranRich
11-21-2006, 01:24 PM
Yep. Also, who's in VKM?

Caged Heat18
11-21-2006, 01:24 PM
I can't really say any of those shows look all that thrilling.

Caged Heat18
11-21-2006, 01:25 PM
Yep. Also, who's in VKM?

BG James (Road Dogg) and Kip James (Billy Gunn)

TerranRich
11-21-2006, 01:32 PM
Erm...so it's New Age Outlaws V2 ... or the James Gang V2 ... or ...

:nono:

Londoner
11-21-2006, 02:25 PM
Why the fuck did they hire Vince Russo??? I still can't get my head around it, they had so much momentum going, and then they blew it all away by signing him. I feel no reason to watch TNA now, Daniels and AJ have split up so that makes their tag title run pointless, Joe's undefeated streak has been ended in the most retarded way possible, the Joe/Angle storyline is all over the place, the VKM angle sucks, they're rehashing old WWE storylines. It just gets worse and worse.

Mr. JL
11-21-2006, 02:30 PM
LOL, TNA is terrible.

6to1
11-21-2006, 03:31 PM
russo does the job for wwe again, i tell you the fight i want to see the jim cornett kicks russo's ass match.

Fox
11-21-2006, 06:18 PM
wow. TNA really fucked up.

Innovator
11-21-2006, 08:09 PM
I like the AJ heel turn, about time.

Mr. Nerfect
11-21-2006, 08:19 PM
How did TNA fuck up? Granted, I hate their booking at times, but they have hardly "fucked up".

The Voodoo Kin Mafia actually had me interested when I misread a report thinking that Johnny Devine, Matt Bentley and Frankie Kazarian were members, and they had a new gothic image. That would actually be a sweet gimmick, a cross between DX and The Ministry. A mix between stoners and emos. If VKM wants to continue being in my good books, they need to get new members, at the very least.

They seem to be teasing Abyss dropping the gimmick, and just going by "Chris Parks". A change of character for Abyss could help him establish himself as NWA Champion. The Abyss character has been jobbed out a lot.

I'm glad Tomko has been signed. Are they allowed to call him "Tyson Tomko"? I would have thought the WWE would have had that trademarked. Isn't his real name like Travis Tomko, or something? Tyson does sound better, I just hope the WWE doesn't have a pissy fit.

So Genesis looks like it will be:

-Abyss vs. Sting vs. Christian Cage for the NWA World Heavyweight Championship
-Kurt Angle vs. Samoa Joe
-LAX vs. America's Most Wanted in a Flag Match for the NWA World Tag Team Championship
-AJ Styles vs. Rhino
-Christopher Daniels vs. Chris Sabin for the TNA X-Division Championship
-Eric Young vs. Robert Roode with Traci Brooks' services on the line
-Senshi vs. Petey Williams
-Ron Killings & Lance Hoyt vs. Voodoo Kin Mafia vs. The Naturals vs. Paparazzi Productions vs. Jay Lethal & Sonjay Dutt vs. Team 3D vs. The New Movement vs. Shark Boy & D-Ray 3000/Norman Smiley vs. The Diamonds in the Rough in a Tag Team Gauntlet

Granted, the last few matches I just kind of threw together, but they'd fit, in my opinion. That's not a bad card at all. You've got a lot of rematches, but they would all be good matches.

Londoner
11-21-2006, 08:22 PM
^ It's the way russo is going about it that bothers me. The Aj/daniels thing gets me most though. It just makes the tag titles very unstable the more you split up tag teams, as the WWE have showed. And as for how else they've fucked up, read my post again. It's a matter of opinion I suppose, but i feel the momentum they had is gone.