Poetry Night: Rob Van Dam

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>To try and capitalize on the success of the Hardcore Holly poetry, I've decided to start another one of these, this time, the poems should be about Rob Van Dam.

I'll start...

Mr. Monday Night
Getting high for the five star
In more ways than one</font>

[Rock Bottom]

The wit to see it
The love of the halfling's leaf
Clearly slowed my mind

[StrongMad]

i love the ganja
mary jane is my buddy
green is the color

[Rock Bottom]

There I see that red
In your eye, makes you believe
That my bud is kind

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>RVD sets a
Chair on his opponent and
VAN TERMINATOR!</font>

[loopydate]

I'll smoke anything
to take my mind off of how
badly I'm buried

[DMI]

I never get pushed
Vince hates me and I know why..
because I got high

[Kane Knight]

I was like woah! And
You were like Woah! Then I was
Like woah! Sweeeet...Totally...

[Anybody Thrilla]

I can't throw a punch
But I am a great gymnast
Stick that in your pipe

[Kane Knight]

Thumb points: R...V...D...
My Frog Splash is so awesome
Relax, dude...Drug test?

[Kane Knight]

Triple H hates me
Because I am a legit
threat to his ego

[Kane Knight]

I'll be buried soon
Enough, but fear not, my fans
Who's up for brownies?

[StrongMad]

you got some visene?
my eyes blood vessels just popped
they cant know i smoke

[FourFifty]

And now a poem, as told by Rob Van Dam.

dude...
highku... sweet...
smoke more weed...

Risk taking person
Much better than Jeff Hardy
He dyes hair when high

Drug testing is lame
Shocked the world when I passed it
And then I wake up.

[FourFifty]

ECW
I am the whole fuc</>kin' show
Think I passed my prime


Never got pushed far
But there is a good reason
Because I got high

[Swiss Ultimate]

you got some visene?
my eyes blood vessels just popped
they cant know i smoke

420!

[Sepholio]

Fly high like the Moon
Five star splash one two three done
Time to go burn one

[Swiss Ultimate]

He wrestled in London
but never in France
He wrestled in Germany
without any pants

[WeedThePeople]

Weed. Weed Weed
Mr Monday Greed, he loves
to roll up a joint or two, after every feed.

They call him RVD. he used to work for WWE.
He loves to smell and smoke. He get's high on fucking dope.

[dronepool]

Inhale, exhale...
Jump that rail!
Twist the air!
Dare and dash
Find that stash
Smash or crash

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Fuck this Haiku shit
It is all about Haku
Or Meng if you will.

[Sepholio]

Fuck this Haiku shit
It is all about Haku
Or Meng if you will.

you win

[My Final Heaven]

Rob Van Dam!
The-whole-F'n-show!
Rob Van Dam!
The-whole-F'n-show!

Van Daminator
Van Terminator
Van Crushinator
VAN-ASSASSINATOR!!!

Rob Van Dam!
The-whole-F'n-show!
Rob Van Dam!
The-whole-F'n-show!

[Tom Guycott]

Fuck this Haiku shit
It is all about Haku
Or Meng if you will.

Surprised you didn't just find
and bump that thread of fine poetry.
You mentioned it, though. Good job!

:y: