WrestleMania 23 card: Premature-ejaculation_style

[The Naitch]

I know it's fairly too early

But what do you think the card will be for WrestleMania 23?

[M-A-G]

There's really not a whole lot to grasp right now which can lead to something probable so I don't know.

[James Steele]

MAIN EVENT
WWE Heavyweight Championship
John Cena (c) vs. Randy Orton

Hulk Hogan vs. Big Show

World Heavyweight Championship
Batista (c) vs. Chris Benoit

THE FINAL BATTLE (RETIREMENT MATCH)
Undertaker vs. Kane

MONEY IN THE BANK III
[SD!] Matt Hardy vs. Ken Kennedy vs. [RAW] Chris Masters vs. Jeff Hardy vs. [ECW] CM Punk vs. Rob Van Dam

EXTREME RULES MATCH
ECW Championship
Test (c) vs. Bobby Lashley

EXTREME ORIGINALS vs. EXTREME NOOBS
EXTREME RULES
Sabu/Sandman/Tommy Dreamer vs. Matt Stiker/Mike Knox/Kevin Thorn

Intercontinental Championship
Shelton Benjamin vs. Johnny Nitro vs. Carlito

United States Championship
Finlay vs. William Regal vs. King Booker

Scorned Spirit Squad Match
Kenny vs. Johnny

Shawn Michaels vs. Edge

Triple H vs. Umaga

WWE Women's Championship
Mickie James vs. Melina

SMACKDOWN! SPECIAL TAG TEAM DARK MATCH SPECTACULAR
WWE Tag Team Championship
Paul London/Brian Kendrick vs. Idol Stevens/KC James

RAW TAG TEAM DARK MATCH SPECTACULAR
World Tag Team Championship
Cryme Tyme vs. Highlanders

ECW EXTREME DARK MATCH SPECTACULAR
Balls Mahoney vs. Hardcore Holly

[James Steele]

Yes, that is 13 matches on the PPV and 3 dark matches. I think Hogan/Show,Taker/Kane,Melina/James,HHH/Umaga wouldn't be long matches.

[Pepsi Man]

The Rock vs. The Big Show, John Cena, & King Booker

[Mr. Nerfect]

There will no doubt be roster changes, injuries, political changes and what-not, but here is a random card pieced together for WrestleMania:

WWE Championship
Triple H vs. Shawn Michaels

-Edge defeats John Cena for the WWE Championship at New Year's Revolution, and loses it to Triple H a few weeks later at the Royal Rumble in San Antonio. Shawn Michaels manages to win his third Royal Rumble, without being the clear favourite, and neglects to jump brands and expand DX. Triple H takes exception, and we get a renewed feud.

World Heavyweight Championship
King Booker vs. Batista vs. John Cena vs. Rob Van Dam

-King Booker continues to find ways to hold onto the World Heavyweight Championship until WrestleMania, where Theodore Long takes advantage of King Booker's ego, and opens SmackDown!'s main event to include a RAW and ECW challenger. Since Booker is the "Champion of Champions", it seems fitting SmackDown! would have such a match. John Cena wins some kind of tournament on RAW to earn the title shot, and Rob Van Dam is allowed to enter on behalf on ECW. Prior to the build-up of the match, Paul Heyman forbids Rob Van Dam from challenging for the ECW World Title. Heyman informs RVD that if he brings the World Heavyweight Championship over to ECW, all will be forgiven, and RVD can thrive in ECW once more.

ECW World Championship
Test vs. Bobby Lashley

-This doesn't seem like an epic main event, but why not go with it? It's Lashley's second WrestleMania, and it isn't Test's first dance. Rob Van Dam wins the ECW Title in the Extreme Elimination Chamber, and Test wins the belt from RVD at the Royal Rumble, with some help from Paul Heyman. RVD is prevented from getting another ECW Title shot, so he puts his name forward as ECW's contender to the World Heavyweight Title, and Lashley steps forward to challenge for the ECW Title at WrestleMania.

Andre the Giant Tribute Match
Hulk Hogan vs. Big Show

-Doesn't really require much explaining. I'd just like to say, I hope Big Show goes over here.

WrestleMania Streak vs. WrestleMania Streak
The Undertaker vs. Edge

-Edge is something like 5-0 at WrestleMania. The second most impressive WrestleMania streak looks to consume the legendary 14-0 streak of The Undertaker. At least, I think that is where The Undertaker is sitting. I don't really care.

Money in the Bank Ladder Match
Jeff Hardy vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Chris Benoit vs. Matt Hardy vs. Sabu vs. CM Punk

-Two RAW guys, two SmackDown! guys and two ECW guys. Just some insane interpromotional fun.

Street Fight - Winner Gets Melina's Services
Johnny Nitro vs. Mick Foley

-Mr. McMahon is rumoured to be taking on Foley at WrestleMania, but this match has more benefits. Nitro is getting quite the push, so it's quite probably. I can see Mick Foley striking up a friendship with Joey Mercury, and getting him involved in the feud. Throw in Vince McMahon, and you have yourself a tag team match at Backlash later that month.

WWE United States Championship
Mr. Kennedy vs. Vito

-Vito's edition of Playgirl magazine will be coming out around this time, so you know the WWE is going to be pushing him hard. There was someone else I had in mind for the title shot, but I can't remember who they were. So there may be someone out there better than Vito for the role.

WWE Intercontinental Championship
Ken Doane vs. Johnny Jeter

-The first Intercontinental Championship Match to take place on a WrestleMania card in five years. Two guys that could really benefit from the rub deserve to be in the match. Doane and Jeter are two men I see remaining on RAW post-Spirit Squad split, and two men I see being instrumental in the Intercontinental Title scene in coming months.

WWE Tag Team Championship
Paul London & Brian Kendrick vs. Finlay & William Regal vs. Chavo Guerrero & Nick Nemeth vs. Reality Check

-A little explaining: The Spirit Squad are going to be splitting up soon. I can't see all five members remaining on RAW. SmackDown! needs tag teams, and one of the simplest ideas for a tag team is putting Regal & Finlay together. When Chavo Guerrero was Kerwin White, Nick Nemeth debuted on Heat as his caddy. Why not pair them up again, this time as a more serious heel unit? Mike Mizanin is here to stay, whether people like it or not, so putting him in a role slightly more tolerable, such as filling the tag team division, is a good move. He and Mitch of The Spirit Squad are very similar personalities. They both have charisma, but it isn't that likeable charisma. More that obnoxious-style that John Cena is infamous for. Have Mitch jump to SmackDown! as "The Mitch", and team him up with The Miz. London & Kendrick should make a year as WWE Tag Team Champions. There's no one worthy of ending their streak that really need the belts. This match also mirrors SmackDown!'s main event.

WWE Women's Championship
Mickie James vs. Beth Phoenix

-The Women's Title Match at WrestleMania 22 was arguably the best on the card, I don't see why they wouldn't go through with another this year. I don't know what the storyline will be like, but this is the match most likely to take place.

Interpromotional Battle Royal

-A match utilising all the WWE Superstars not already on the card. Kane, Randy Orton, Carlito, Hardcore Holly, Gregory Helms, Mike Knox, Monty Brown, Mike Mondo, Montel Vontavious Porter, The Boogeyman, Umaga, etc. Have some crazy prize, like $2,000,000, on the line.

[V]

K-fed vs britney spears

[Rammsteinmad]

Sounds good to me.

K-Fed VS Britney I mean.

[the wwe champion]

K-Fed Vs Britney in a ladder match. Winner gets the custody of his or her respecive kid.

[owenbrown]

MAIN EVENT
WWE Heavyweight Championship
John Cena (c) vs. Randy Orton

Hulk Hogan vs. Big Show

World Heavyweight Championship
Batista (c) vs. Chris Benoit

THE FINAL BATTLE (RETIREMENT MATCH)
Undertaker vs. Kane

MONEY IN THE BANK III
[SD!] Matt Hardy vs. Ken Kennedy vs. [RAW] Chris Masters vs. Jeff Hardy vs. [ECW] CM Punk vs. Rob Van Dam

EXTREME RULES MATCH
ECW Championship
Test (c) vs. Bobby Lashley

EXTREME ORIGINALS vs. EXTREME NOOBS
EXTREME RULES
Sabu/Sandman/Tommy Dreamer vs. Matt Stiker/Mike Knox/Kevin Thorn

Intercontinental Championship
Shelton Benjamin vs. Johnny Nitro vs. Carlito

United States Championship
Finlay vs. William Regal

Scorned Spirit Squad Match
Kenny vs. Johnny

Shawn Michaels vs. Edge

Triple H vs. Umaga

WWE Women's Championship
Mickie James vs. Melina

SMACKDOWN! SPECIAL TAG TEAM DARK MATCH SPECTACULAR
WWE Tag Team Championship
Paul London/Brian Kendrick vs. Idol Stevens/KC James

RAW TAG TEAM DARK MATCH SPECTACULAR
World Tag Team Championship
Cryme Tyme vs. Highlanders

ECW EXTREME DARK MATCH SPECTACULAR
Balls Mahoney vs. Hardcore Holly



Why would the tag title matches be dark matches? :wtf:

[Avenger]

I think he's being realistic.

[St. Jimmy]

Why would the tag title matches be dark matches? :wtf:

Tag Wrestling = Dead. :y:

[Testicle]

There have been tag title dark matches before at wrestlemania

I think there was one at XIX

[James Steele]

Yeah. Both sets of tag titles haven't been defended at WrestleMania since WrestleMania XX, and even those were just clusterfuck fatal 4-ways. WrestleMania XIX had Team Angle vs. Los Guerreros and Chris Benoit & Rhyno for the SD! tag titles on the PPV and the RAW Tag titles match on heat with Lance Storm & Sean Morley vs. RVD & Kane.

[James Steele]

Dark Matches could also be matches airing on the Internet Heat or some special on USA right before WrestleMania airs on PPV like Heat used to.

[James Steele]

I just realized I did not have Booker T. on my card.

[owenbrown]

Tag Wrestling = Dead. :y:



Sad state of affairs, isn't it? :nono:

[James Steele]

I just added Booker to the US title match. I'd imagine he'd at least be there, but knowing WWE...

[James Steele]

Just for the record, King Booker is the single stupidest shit I have ever seen. The only good to come out of this is Booker getting a World Title run (3 years too late) and him getting TV time.

[St. Jimmy]

Don't forget Monty Brown. He's due for a mega-push upon his Debut.

[Avenger]

Monty will be inducted into the HoF probably. Just to get him on the card somewhere.

[The Naitch]

I like James' card

[Vastardikai]

(Re-Reads the title)

So, I gotta come up with a Wrestlemania card that looks to be booked by TNA? Ok...

WWE Title:
John Cena vs. K-Fed(c)

World Heavyweight Title:
King Booker(c) vs. Little Bastard

Verbal Debate:
Monty Brown vs. Boogeyman

Hulk Hogan vs. Umaga

Big Show vs. C.M. Punk

Trevor Murdoch and Gregory Helms vs. Lance Cade and Rory from the Highlanders. (why? because we don't need continuity or logic. We're WWE! Booked TNA Style.)

Mixed Playboy/Girl Tag.
Ashley/Vito vs. Torrie/Shawn Micheals

D-X vs. nWo:
Bobby Lashley & Mark Henry (as D-X) vs. Triple H & Jake Roberts (as nWo)

ECW World Heavyweight Title:
Sting vs. Ric Flair (c) (WWE Signed Sting and turned him Heel JUST FOR this match.)

Cryme Tyme plays WWE Deal or No Deal with all the talentless Skanks that Johnny Ace just hired.

Is that TNA-Style, enough for you?

[Pepsi Man]

(Re-Reads the title)

So, I gotta come up with a Wrestlemania card that looks to be booked by TNA? Ok...

WWE Title:
John Cena vs. K-Fed(c)

World Heavyweight Title:
King Booker(c) vs. Little Bastard

Verbal Debate:
Monty Brown vs. Boogeyman

Hulk Hogan vs. Umaga

Big Show vs. C.M. Punk

Trevor Murdoch and Gregory Helms vs. Lance Cade and Rory from the Highlanders. (why? because we don't need continuity or logic. We're WWE! Booked TNA Style.)

Mixed Playboy/Girl Tag.
Ashley/Vito vs. Torrie/Shawn Micheals

D-X vs. nWo:
Bobby Lashley & Mark Henry (as D-X) vs. Triple H & Jake Roberts (as nWo)

ECW World Heavyweight Title:
Sting vs. Ric Flair (c) (WWE Signed Sting and turned him Heel JUST FOR this match.)

Cryme Tyme plays WWE Deal or No Deal with all the talentless Skanks that Johnny Ace just hired.

Is that TNA-Style, enough for you?
Nicely done.

[The Naitch]

(Re-Reads the title)

So, I gotta come up with a Wrestlemania card that looks to be booked by TNA? Ok...

WWE Title:
John Cena vs. K-Fed(c)

World Heavyweight Title:
King Booker(c) vs. Little Bastard

Verbal Debate:
Monty Brown vs. Boogeyman

Hulk Hogan vs. Umaga

Big Show vs. C.M. Punk

Trevor Murdoch and Gregory Helms vs. Lance Cade and Rory from the Highlanders. (why? because we don't need continuity or logic. We're WWE! Booked TNA Style.)

Mixed Playboy/Girl Tag.
Ashley/Vito vs. Torrie/Shawn Micheals

D-X vs. nWo:
Bobby Lashley & Mark Henry (as D-X) vs. Triple H & Jake Roberts (as nWo)

ECW World Heavyweight Title:
Sting vs. Ric Flair (c) (WWE Signed Sting and turned him Heel JUST FOR this match.)

Cryme Tyme plays WWE Deal or No Deal with all the talentless Skanks that Johnny Ace just hired.

Is that TNA-Style, enough for you?

That will be the HustleMania card

[Fox]

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
John Cena (c) vs. Randy Orton vs. Triple H

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
King Booker (c) vs. Batista

ECW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP EXTREME FATAL FOURWAY MATCH
The Big Show (c) vs. Bobby Lashley vs. Rob Van Dam vs. Hardcore Holly

DREAM MATCH OF THE MILLENIUM
Hulk Hogan vs. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin

SMACKDOWN vs. RAW
The Undertaker vs. Umaga w/ Armando Alejandro Estrada

FIRST BLOOD MATCH
Chavo Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio

WORLDS COLLIDE MATCH: RAW VS SD! VS ECW
Edge (RAW) vs. Ken Kennedy (SD!) vs. CM Punk (ECW)

CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP: OVER THE TOP/PINFALL/SUBMISSION ELIMINATION MATCH
Gregory Helms (c) vs. Brian Kendrick vs. Paul London vs. Matt Hardy vs. Jamie Noble vs. KC James vs. Idol Stevens vs. Jimmy Wang Yang

INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP / SPECIAL CHALLENGE MATCH
Jeff Hardy (c) vs. Shawn Michaels

MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH
Carlito (RAW) vs. Johnny Nitro (RAW) vs. Finlay (SD!) vs. Chris Benoit (SD!) vs. Sabu (ECW) vs. Kevin Thorn (ECW)

WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Trevor Murdoch (c) & Lance Cade (c) vs. Cryme Tyme

[El Fangel]

THE FINAL BATTLE (RETIREMENT MATCH)
Undertaker



Intercontinental Championship
Shelton Benjamin vs. Johnny Nitro vs. Carlito

I see you have incedibly high hopes :p

[Jordan]

I've marked who is face and who is heel by F for face and H for heel.



World Heavyweight Title I Quit Match
Batista (heel) v.s John Cena (face) (I would do a Hart/Austin turn at the end)

Hulk Hogan (f) v.s The Big Show (h)

WWE Title Match
Randy Orton (h) v.s Edge (f)

WWE Tag Team Title Street Fight
Shawn Michaels and Triple H (h) v.s The Hardy Boys (f)

Casket Match
The Undertaker (f) v.s The Boogeyman (h)

Kane (f) v.s King Booker (h)

US TITLE MATCH
Benoit (f) v.s Finlay (h)

ECW Title Match
Rob Van Dam (h) v.s Bobby Lashley (f)

Money In The Bank Ladder Match
CM Punk v.s Sabu v.s Carlito v.s Johnny Nitro v.s Ken Kennedy v.s Chavo Guerrero

Strap Match
Ric Flair v.s Kenny Doane

[BrunoSmartmrktino]

WWE Heavyweight Championship
John Cena (c) vs. Triple H

Hulk Hogan vs. Big Show

World Heavyweight Championship
Batista (c) vs. KC James

Undertaker (14-0) vs. Edge (8-0)

United States Championship
Booker T vs. Fit Finlay vs. Chris Benoit vs. Steven Regal (Is it me, or would this be amazing?)

MONEY IN THE BANK III
Matt Hardy vs. Ken Kennedy vs. Carlito vs. Jeff Hardy vs. CM Punk vs. Rob Van Dam

EXTREME RULES MATCH
ECW Championship
Test (c) vs. Sabu

Shawn Michaels vs. Umaga

WWE Women's Championship
Mickie James vs. Melina

RAW vs. Smackdown vs. ECW (Winning team gets to pick member from losing roster)
Sandman/Tommy Dreamer/Bobby Lashely vs. Johnny Nitro/Shelton Benjamin/Chris Masters vs. Kane/Paul London/Brian Kendrick

DARK MATCH
World Tag Team Championship
Cryme Tyme vs. Johnny/Mikey (Mikey turns in this match and goes with Mitch/Kenny)

[CSL]

<font color=white>WrestleMania 23

WWE Championship
John Cena (C) vs. Randy Orton

Hulk Hogan vs. Big Show

World Heavyweight Championship
King Booker (C) vs. Chris Benoit vs. Batista

Streetfight
Triple H vs. Edge

ECW World Title
Bobby Lashley (C) vs. CM Punk vs. Rob Van Dam

Crossbrand Legend vs. Legend
Shawn Michaels vs. The Undertaker

United States Championship
Finlay (C) vs. Matt Hardy

Money In The Bank III
Jeff Hardy vs. Johnny Nitro vs. Ken Kennedy vs. Carlito vs. Greg Helms vs. Umaga

World Tag Team Championship
Cryme Tyme (C) vs. Jeter & Doane vs. Cade & Murdoch

WWE Tag Team Championship
London & Kendrick (C) vs. World's Greatest Tag Team</font>

[Shaved Monkey]

WWE Title:
John Cena w/K-Fed vs HBK.

I seriously think that they will use Federline to turn Cena heel. I also think HBK is due for another serious title run at this pont, and WrestleMania seems like the right place to start it.

World Heavyweight Title:

Batista vs. Lashley

This one I thought was a lock. Now however I think it could still happen. If Batista turns heel, like I think he needs to. He could accept another invitation from Paul Heyman to go back to ECW, and since he'll be a heel, the fans can boo him, and well, it'll be expected by him, y'know? He could then cost Lashley the ECW title, for whatever reason. As a favour to Paul Heyman, I dunno, it doesn't really matter all that much. Lashley goes on to win the Rumble, and challenges Batista for the title at WM.

"Special" Attraction Match:

Hulk Hogan vs. The Big Show or The Great Khali

Yeah, this one just seems like it's going to happen. I don't want it to, but it will.

HHH vs Ken Kennedy

I can't find a place for HHH on the card really, since I don't think he'll be in the main event, but he could be a good foil for Mr. Kennedy in an interpromotional match.

Buried Alive Match:

Edge vs The Undertaker

Maybe I'm over booking this one a bit, but I really want to see the Undertaker give up his streak before he retires, and I can't think of a better place to retire the character than WM.

Both guys are undefeated at Mania, and I'd like to see Edge go over here and slam the casket shut on the Undertaker, but this time no thunder, no lightning, no "By GAWD, the Undertakers STILL ALIVE!!". Just silence. I dunno, I think it would make an awesome Wrestlemania moment, and would give Edge something to carry on with.

Grudge Match:

Mick Foley vs. Vince McMahon

Some say Nitro instead of McMahon, but I doubt that Vince will leave himself out of WM again this year. Still could be decent all in all.

Intercontinental Title:

Kenny vs Ric Flair vs Chris Masters vs Monty Brown

I really had no idea who to put in here. So these guys were thrown together at random.

US Title:

Chavo Guerrero vs Kane

I imagine Guerrero will win the US title, and I don't think that Kane has ever really won a "big" Mania match, so I'd give him the US title here.

Money in the Bank:

Randy Orton vs Carlito vs Sabu vs CM Punk vs Chris Benoit vs Gregory Helms

I don't think they'll put Orton in the ME this year, but will set up for it in the coming year by having him win the MITB. The other guys just seem like natural fits in the match. Maybe I'm stretching things on Helms and Punk, but I think they fit.

Raw Tag Team Titles:

World's Greatest Tag Team vs The Hardy Boyz vs Cryme Tyme vs MNM

This is pure fantasy in my mind. It could happen, I guess. Like if Jeff Hardy, Johnny Nitro, and Shelton Benjamin start feuding in some manner, it could be drawn out into a big tag team match at Mania.

Cruiserweight Title:

Paul London vs Brian Kendrick

If they bother to put the Cruiser title on the line this year, I imagine that this is what the match will be.

Yeah, I don't know how plausible this card is, but I think that it would be a decent show if it did happen.

[James Steele]

My card owns all of y'alls cards combined.

[Testicle]

(Re-Reads the title)

So, I gotta come up with a Wrestlemania card that looks to be booked by TNA? Ok...

WWE Title:
John Cena vs. K-Fed(c)

World Heavyweight Title:
King Booker(c) vs. Little Bastard

Verbal Debate:
Monty Brown vs. Boogeyman

Hulk Hogan vs. Umaga

Big Show vs. C.M. Punk

Trevor Murdoch and Gregory Helms vs. Lance Cade and Rory from the Highlanders. (why? because we don't need continuity or logic. We're WWE! Booked TNA Style.)

Mixed Playboy/Girl Tag.
Ashley/Vito vs. Torrie/Shawn Micheals

D-X vs. nWo:
Bobby Lashley & Mark Henry (as D-X) vs. Triple H & Jake Roberts (as nWo)

ECW World Heavyweight Title:
Sting vs. Ric Flair (c) (WWE Signed Sting and turned him Heel JUST FOR this match.)

Cryme Tyme plays WWE Deal or No Deal with all the talentless Skanks that Johnny Ace just hired.

Is that TNA-Style, enough for you?

rofl:rofl:

[AdrianM]

This is what I reckon the WWE will do

WWE Championship
John Cena (c) VS Umaga (RR winner)

World Heavyweight Championship
King Booker (c) VS Chris Benoit

ECW Championship
RVD (c) VS Bobby Lashley

Stone Cold Steve Austin VS Hulk Hogan

MITB Ladder Match
Jeff Hardy VS Shelton Benjamin VS Ken Kennedy VS Chavo Guerrero VS Test VS CM Punk

Gimmick match (maybe a cage match)
Shawn Michaels & Triple H VS Randy Orton & Edge

Intercontinental Championship
Johnny Nitro VS Mick Foley


The Undertaker VS Batista

[Crippla]

MAIN EVENT
WWE Heavyweight Championship
John Cena (c) vs. Randy Orton

Hulk Hogan vs. Big Show

World Heavyweight Championship
Batista (c) vs. Chris Benoit

THE FINAL BATTLE (RETIREMENT MATCH)
Undertaker vs. Kane

MONEY IN THE BANK III
[SD!] Matt Hardy vs. Ken Kennedy vs. [RAW] Chris Masters vs. Jeff Hardy vs. [ECW] CM Punk vs. Rob Van Dam

EXTREME RULES MATCH
ECW Championship
Test (c) vs. Bobby Lashley

EXTREME ORIGINALS vs. EXTREME NOOBS
EXTREME RULES
Sabu/Sandman/Tommy Dreamer vs. Matt Stiker/Mike Knox/Kevin Thorn

Intercontinental Championship
Shelton Benjamin vs. Johnny Nitro vs. Carlito

United States Championship
Finlay vs. William Regal vs. King Booker

Scorned Spirit Squad Match
Kenny vs. Johnny

Shawn Michaels vs. Edge

Triple H vs. Umaga

WWE Women's Championship
Mickie James vs. Melina

SMACKDOWN! SPECIAL TAG TEAM DARK MATCH SPECTACULAR
WWE Tag Team Championship
Paul London/Brian Kendrick vs. Idol Stevens/KC James

RAW TAG TEAM DARK MATCH SPECTACULAR
World Tag Team Championship
Cryme Tyme vs. Highlanders

ECW EXTREME DARK MATCH SPECTACULAR
Balls Mahoney vs. Hardcore Holly

:y:

[Jeritron]

Edited:

Fatal Four Way: NO DQ:
Randy Orton vs John Cena(c) vs Edge vs Triple H
winner: Edge

Batista(c) vs Chris Benoit
winner: Benoit

Austin vs Hogan
winner: Austin after 3 stunners on a Hulked up Hogan.

Interpromotional Match:
Kennedy vs Shawn Michaels
winner: Kennedy

Streetfight:
Mick Foley vs Johnny Nitro
special guest enforcer: Vince Mcmahon
winner: Nitro

Streak vs Streak:
Undertaker vs Umaga
winner: Umaga..........kidding, Undertaker.

ECW Title match:
Big Show vs RVD vs Lashley(c)
run ins by Test and Sandman
winner: RVD

CM Punk/Jeff Hardy/Matt Hardy/Sabu/Rey Mysterio/Shelton
winner: Jeff Hardy
after the finish Matt comes back to congratulate him, turns on him and assaults him with the ladder.

Inferno Match:
Booker T vs Kane
winner: Kane

Inercontinental Championship
Carlito vs Ric Flair
winner: Carlito

Mickie James vs Beth Phoenix
winner: who cares

London and Kendrick vs Finlay and Regal
winners: L and K

Tommy Dreamer vs Paul Heyman
winner: Dreamer

Since its in Detroit, and Wrestlemania they should have a detroit musician perform. I'd say KISS but it'll more likely be something shitty like Kid Rock

[Rammsteinmad]

World Title Fatal-Four-Way
Bastista VS Chris Benoit VS Booker T VS Kane

WWE Title
John Cena VS Shelton Benjamin

ECW Title
Rob Van Dam VS CM Punk

Raw Tag Team Titles
Rated RKO VS DX

United States Titles (Hell In A Cell)
Ken Kennedy VS Undertaker

Intercontinental Title
Carlito VS Charlie Haas

Smackdown Tag Titles (Cross-Brand Match)
Brian Kendrick & Paul London VS The FBI

Cruiserweight Title
Gregory Helms VS Rey Mysterio

Money in the Bank
Jeff Hardy VS Nitro VS Matt Hardy VS Chavo Guerrero VS Sabu VS Lashley

William Regal VS Finley



This isn't a "realistic" card by the way. Just one I'd like to see.

[Somebody's Gotta Die]

WM:

Commentary:
Jerry Lawler & Jim Ross
JBL & Michael Cole
Tazz & Joey Styles

Appearances By:
Hall of Fame Inductees
McMahon Family
Eric Bischoff
Paul Heyman
The Coach
Theodore Long

Special Attraction Legends Match
Steve Austin vs. Hulk Hogan
- Austin goes over in a classic 20-minute battle... Huge hug and celebration...

WWE Heavyweight Championship Match
John Cena (champion) vs. Umaga (w/Armando)
- Umaga wins the championship, goes on to dominate...

World Heavyweight Championship Match
Batista (champion) vs. The UnderTaker
- UnderTaker wins the championship and gets his last run on top...

ECW Heavyweight Championship Match
Lashley (champion) vs. CM Punk
- CM Punk gives it his all, but it's too much to handle and Lashley prevails... Great match that comes down to the wire...

Intercontinental Championship Match
Carlito (champion) vs. Kenny vs. Johnny vs. Chris Masters
- Kenny escapes with the title in a fast-paced fourway...

United States Championship Match
Chavo Guerrero (champion) vs. Finlay
- Chavo retains by rolling up the tights in the best solid technical bout of the night...

Cruiserweight Championship Match
Gregory Helms (champion) vs. Jimmy Wang Yang vs. Jamie Noble
- Helms finally loses the title as he taps out to Noble...

Women's Championship Match
Mickie James (champion) vs. Beth Phoenix
- Phoenix captures her first Women's championship...

WWE Tag-Team Title Unification Turmoil (winning team appears on both shows)
Rules: 25-Team, 50-Man Battle Royal, the remaining two men in the ring will have their partners join them to compete in a traditional tag-team title match for the gold
Teams:
Hardy Boyz
MNM
Regal & Taylor
London & Kendrick
Idol Stevens & KC James
FBI
Tommy Dreamer & Balls Mahoney
Terkay & Burke
Bashams
Highlanders
Cryme Tyme
Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch
Mike Mondo & Nick Nemeth
Rodney Mack & Mark Henry
Scotty 2 Hotty & Funaki
Val Venis & Viscera
Snitsky & Henry Godwinn
Rob Conway & Eugene Dinsmore
Ric Flair & Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Jake & Jesse - Shane Twins - DSW
Deuce & Domino - OVW
Ryan O'Reilly & Derek Neikirk - DSW
Eric Perez & Cocky Siaki - DSW
Shawn Spears & Cody Runnels - OVW
Brett & Brian Majors - DSW
- The Hardys prevail to unify the tag-titles and stand as champions for all 3 brands...

Money In The Bank Ladder Match
MVP vs. Chris Benoit vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Super Crazy vs. vs. Hardcore Holly vs. Sabu
- Benoit prevails in a spectacular match to go on and become #1 contender...

ECW Rules Special Attraction Match
Rob Van Dam vs. Rey Mysterio
- Hardcore classic... Fast-paced, high-flying, hardcore bout, in which RVD prevails...

Interpromotional Tag-Team Challenge Match
De-Generation X (HBK & HHH) vs. Big Show & Khali (w/Daivari)
- Khali and Show are too much to handle and end up defeating DX on this night...

Challenge Grudge Match
Edge vs. Randy Orton
- Edge, the face, gets the win over Orton and continues his WM winning streak...

Challenge Grudge Match
Mr. Kennedy vs. Kane
- Kennedy gives it his all and gets the clean win over Kane...

ECW Rules Challenge Grudge Match
The Sandman vs. Test
- Test gets the hard-fought win over Sandman in a bloody bout...

Special Challenge Match
King Booker vs. Monty Brown
- Monty Brown makes a big impact and defeats King Booker in his WWE debut...

Dark Matches
Charlie Haas vs. Harry Smith - Haas wins, goes on a mean streak, gets a push...
Boogeyman & Vito vs. Tatanka & Sylvan - Faces win in a fun comedy match...

HEAT - PRESHOW Match
2 Cold Scorpio, Al Snow, Stevie Richards, Danny Doring & CW Anderson vs. Kevin Thorn, Mike Knox, Rene Dupree, Shannon Moore & Matt Striker - ECW originals win in a fun 10-man tag match...

[Somebody's Gotta Die]

My card is designed for a 5-hour show from 7 to 12...

Have the preshow involve the 10-man ECW tag match...

WM kicks off with Chavo/Finlay for the US title and progresses from there...

I think Cena/Umaga and Batista/UnderTaker are main events that can definitely work, with Austin/Hogan in between and CM Punk/Lashley before it...

If this card would be carefully organized and placed together, it could make up the most exciting, jam-packed WM of all time, perhaps going down in history as the best...

I, for one, am a firm believer in the fact that Umaga/Cena has the potential to be effective if kept at a reasonable length, and I also feel UnderTaker and Batista can have a decent big-man match...

Austin/Hogan would be a classic just for the crowd reaction and nostalgia...

CM Punk-Lashley could be an outstanding hardcore bout... Trust me...

With a solid undercard that includes MITB, RVD-Rey, Test-Sandman, Orton-Edge, and much more, the show has the opportunity to be a classic...

The objective, of course, is not to drain out the crowd and possibly starting the show earlier and having an intermission would be ideal...

I do feel, however, that with the inclusion of 3 prominent brands into one supershow, all these matches would be needed to put over the existing talent without leaving out some of the guys that might carry the show at the end of the night...

Chances are, however, that we'll get a usual WWE show, far from interesting, and nothing to mark the next WM in history as one of the greatest...

That remains to be seen though...

[Impact!]

WWE Championship Match:
Edge(c) V HHH V Shawn Micheals V Randy Orton

The final Battle of DX V Rated RKO. Edge comes out on top with a spear on HHH

John Cena V Umaga

The battle of the pushes. John Cena overcomes the unbeatable monster.

Intercontinental Championship Match:
Kenny V Masters V Super Crazy V Haas V Jonny V Eugene

6 guys who could use the push. Super Crazy or Kenny come out on top

Money in the Bank:
Carlito V Shelton Benjamin V Ken Kennedy V Chavo V CM Punk V Sabu

CM Punk wins. BANK ON IT

World Heavyweight Championship Match:
Batista V Booker V Benoit V Finlay

Batista wins, after pinning King Booker.

Hell in a Cell:
Undertaker V Kane V Boogeyman

The battle of the supernatural. Would be a crappy match, but would have an interesting build up.

Cruiserweight Title Elimination Match:
Gregory Helms V Vito V Jimmy Yang V Jamie Knoble V Miz V Sylvan V Daivari V Striker

Striker comes out on top and converts the title into the ECW TV title.

ECW World Championship Match:
RVD V Bobby Lashley

RVD wins after Heyman tries to interfere on Lashley behalf.

Extreme Rules:
Dreamer, Sandman, Balls V Kevin Thorn, Knox, Test

The New Breed over come the oldies in a decisive win.

Tag Team Unification Elimination Match:
Hardy Boyz V Cryme Tyme V TNT V MNM V London & Kendrick V English Duo V KC & Idol V Burke & Turkay

The finals end up being London and Kendrick V The Hardy Boyz. I dunno who wins.

Big Show V Hulk Hogan

The Big Show comes out on top after defeating the immortal one 123.