TPWW: The Main Event, Nov '06

[Loose Cannon]

TPWW Rumble for the Title

Entrants (in no order)

KOOS
The One
Zen
Funky
Kane Knight
The Naitch
WWKD
LC
Legend
Alienoid
Loopy
Cork
Nowhere Man
Lara Emily
Dave Wadding
Inno
Splaya
Pepsi Man
Avenger
M-A-G
TRO
Blitz
Surprise Entrant

TPWW Tag Title Match

NoJabba/Nowhere Man vs Joey Radd/LL Gertner vs Ferret/Fignuts (w/ DeadMan Inc)


The James Steele Show w/ Rectal P as Special Guest



Grudge Match: Dave "For Mod" Youell vs "Casual King" Triple A



Coming Tonight Baby!!!!!!!!!!!

[M-A-G]

And where exactly am I? :mad:

[Loose Cannon]

added to the Title match

[M-A-G]

Rep. :love:

[SuperSlim]

I guess I'll show up for this then

[Splaya]

Fuck no Superslim, kiddie game is down the street

[The Ravishing One]

Please kind Sir, can i join your game?

[AJ Styles]

Put CanadianCrippla on the card please. Glorified jobber.

[addy2hotty]

Guess I'll have to wait on Stone Cold to get me a 'ticket'.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL

What is this?

[Loose Cannon]

Rumble in the TPWW jungle daddy.

[The Ravishing One]

You should've done it classic Survivor Series style (just to fit in with this weekend) Teams of 5 strive to survive. TRO's team vs. LC's ladyboys

Or better yet, i just shut up and see whats in store.

[The Ravishing One]

Yeah i go with the 2nd one :y:

[What Would Kevin Do?]

First order of business.... Ban all who oppose me.

[St. Jimmy]

*Holds up FUNKY FLY sign* BROOKLYN, BROOKLYN!

[Blitz]

WTF legend makes the card but not Blitz :mad:

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Seriously, where is Blitz? What's up with that?

[The One]

You should throw in 9 jobbers to the rumble...just to make it an easy 30 Rumble.

TOVO Fact: Tovo was the very first TPWW United States Champion back in 2001.

[Loose Cannon]

who the hell is Blitz

[Loose Cannon]

ok Blitz added. He apparently has 11,000 posts

[The One]

Blitz = Da Mang. Fo Shizzle.

TOVO Fact: Tovo voted for Blitz during the last Spammies.

[Loose Cannon]

well since Blitz is the man, I'm sure he'll have no problem entering #1

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1194/r4177kr6.jpg

Heyyyy, How do you like that Mr. Popular?

[Stickman]

So am I on Heat or what?

[The One]

This seems like a very uncompleted card...

TOVO Fact: Tovo is the obvious choice to win tonight's Rumble.

[Loose Cannon]

This is a one hour special on NBC to kick things off for the Fed. Shut your mouth before I make you Shadow's personal donkey.

That's a TOVO fact.

[The One]

You don't scare me LC.

TOVO Fact: Loose Cannon doesn't scare Tovo.

[Loose Cannon]

I hope we meet in the Rumble TOVO boy

[The One]

Yeah, and when we do I'm gonna get some paper and give you a paper cut...IN THE EYEBALL!

TOVO Fact: Tovo hates papercuts.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b375/whatwouldkevindo/ken9.jpg

WWKD? has an important message for LC...

[Blitz]

well since Blitz is the man, I'm sure he'll have no problem entering #1

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1194/r4177kr6.jpg

Heyyyy, How do you like that Mr. Popular?
That's just fine :mad:

[M-A-G]

*has a high number* :cool:

[owenbrown]

If I got in this, I would probably be in the dark match. :$

[McLegend]

WTF legend makes the card but not Blitz :mad:
I am currently most underrated wrestling forum poster.

I deserve to be on the card over you. Don't forget that.

[AJ Styles]

Throw me in as a jobber.

[Mister Sinister]

*makes signs for show*

TOVO Fact: TOVO HATES THIS SIGN!!!!

[The One]

So, uh, are you writing results for this? Is there a time frame? Are we supposed to be cutting promos? Are these questions you are prepared to answer?

TOVO Fact: Tovo has been a member of TPWW longer than anyone else involved in the rumble.

[Loose Cannon]

you can promo if you want. Talk trash, I don't care. I'll have the results later tonight. Currently it's 6:00 pm EST time.

[The One]

OK than, here is my promo...

Loose Cannon Sucks.

The End.

TOVO Fact: Tovo > LC.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

WWKD? Certitude: WWKD? is not afraid to blatantly rip off a good idea. WWKD? also hopes that people aren't fooled by TOVO's guise... He's a communist who watches made for TV dramas and hates freedom.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

WWKD? Certitude: WWKD? > TOVO > WWKD?'s Thanksgiving Turkey > LC = Ant piss.

[M-A-G]

*M-A-G enters the ring and grabs a mic*

If everyone here in this arena is ready for the Rumble give me a "'Poc Rules!"

*crowd*: 'POC RULES!!!!

Damn straight because The 'Poc is ready also. He's ready to start climbing that ladder to the top of the TPWW mountain. And the only way to start is by stepping on those rungs, those rungs known as TPWW superstars. I've made some enemies, hell I've made some pals but let's get one thing straight, when it comes down to either you or me, guess what? It ain't gonna be me who's getting tossed. It's not going to be me who's hopes and sacrifices end up meaning nothing. I will emerge victorious and be YOUR number one contender to the title. And whether it's The One, Blitz, Splaya, Dave Wadding, those jabronis with less than 100 posts, the webmaster, the ISP, or even Mike the Crossdressing Cameraman, I will go through whoever to acheive my destiny. Everybody else, can smoke my dust. So sayeth, The 'Poc.

*music hits and M-A-G leaves*

[What Would Kevin Do?]

WWKD? Certitude: TOVO supports mandatory gay marriage for everyone, regardless of sexual orientation.

[The One]

TOVO Fact: TOVO Supports mandatory gay marriage for everyone, regardless of sexual orientation.

[AJ Styles]

OK, I change my pick to WWKD.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

* As M-A-G is leaving, the lights dim and WWKD? appears on the random, yet to be named screen above the entrance.*

" Umm, yeah, I have a question... What the fuck is a 'POC? Sorry pal, but this isn't the 90's... Making up retarded words that no one understands isn't exactly the "hip" thing to do anymore. Speaking of things that people don't understand, what the hell is with your name? M-A-G? What are the hyphens for? How do you prounounce a hyphen? All I think of when I see your name is Magnum, and when I think of mangnum, I think of what I wore when I stuck my dick in your girlfriend. And believe me, that freak makes Rhi look like Hellen Keller in a monastary.

So you feel free to go around and ramble on to whoever you feel like... "So sayeth the Poc..." WWKD? WWKD would go get a more original catchphrase you unoriginal malfunctioning queef machine.

Ciao Bitch.

* And with that, the screen goes black, and people all around are laughing at "'Poc" for the sad sack of semi-digested shit that he is.*

[Loose Cannon]

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/ppv/rr92/ricflair-rr92.jpg

Your Hero reveals the World Title to the viewers and Naitch is by his side


Your Hero (on the left): The winner of the Rumble will recieve the TPWW World Title. This belt was bought via donated Paypal money to TPWW by the posters. I wish good luck to all participants. I would also like to say The Naitch is #1 and is my pic to win. Go Jays. Tell em Naitch


The Naitch: TPWW, get ready cause The Naitch plans on doing coke off a World Title tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!


OwenBrown (w/ mic) Hey guys, can I be in this match?

[What Would Kevin Do?]

TOVO Fiction: TOVO and CC had a brief moment of passion a few weeks back. TOVO loved it, but CC ultimately turned him down, saying he had gotten better dick from a rabid dog with 3 limbs. To this day TOVO craves the cock of CC. Rumor has it, an unnamed source currently has video footage, and is planning to release it for a large profit over the Xmas holiday.

[AJ Styles]

:mad:

[What Would Kevin Do?]

WWKD? Certitude: WWKD? works third shift, and is about to go to sleep. WWKD will be screwed (figuratively you sick fucks) out of winning this rumble. The winner, whoever he may be, will realize that they'll never be able to hold a candle to the greatness that is Kevin, nor the things that he would indeed do.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

WWKD? Certitude: "AJ Styles" is about to get taken down quicker than a foreigner at UCLA.

[AJ Styles]

What do you mean by that?

[PorkSoda]

What about me? What about Porky?

I'm going to Hardees.

[M-A-G]

YOUR Hero interviews M-A-G about WWKD?'s comments:

M-A-G: You know it's pretty sad how someone can be so intelligent and so credible like WWKD? be so oblivious to the world around him. Attempting to belittle someone out of spite is as pathetic as it gets. Either that or he's just been living under a rock. How appropriate considering tonight, he's going to be living under the 'Poc. As far as my name goes, that's the least of your concerns tonight. I'd worry more about your name and the answer to the question it presents. What Would Kevin Do? you ask? He's going to flat out suck that's what. If it helps, picture a bunch of French people trying to storm Hawaii, realizing they've go no chance in hell of escaping without some coconuts getting shoved up their ass and bailing the hell out of there like the pansies that they are. That's what you can expect, not just with WWKD, but all those other superstars out there. Talk your smack all you want, just make sure you bring your sorry carcass to the ring to demonstrate to everyone that you've really got nothing. So sayeth *pauses*

*crowd finishes sentence* THE 'POC!!!!

*M-A-G leaves*

[AJ Styles]

You know I was screwed from being in this Rumble but my surprise entrant WILL WIN this Rumble and further more out perform TOVO.

[The One]

Top Ten Reasons Tovo is going to win the Rumble Tonight...

Number Ten - Because M-A-G can't cut a promo to save his life.

Number Nine - Because Tovo is American.

Number Eight - Because sometimes Loose Cannon gets tired of using a Hoover Vacume and he owes Tovo some favors.

Number Seven - Because we live in an era where mid carders who stick around long enough are eventually given title runs.

Number Six - Because WWKD is nothing more than a gimmick stealing son of a bitch.

Number Five - Because Sex Sells, and we all know Tovo is bringing Sexy Back.

Number Four - Because the other people involved have better things to do with their lives than write out usless promos.

Number Three - Because we all know fag can fly so his feet will never touch the ground.

Number Two - Because if Tovo doesn't win, there are going to be a hell of a lot of people "On Notice."

And finally...

Number One - Because if he doesn't, he is going to make the winner his "Special Friend" for the night.

TOVO Fact: Tovo is eating a Thanksgiving Day Turkey Sandwich.

[M-A-G]

*points out The One's total lack of knowledge on HTML*

[Splaya]

E-fedding :(

[What Would Kevin Do?]

* WWKD? is hanging around at an undisclosed location in the back, sipping whiskey, thinking about what a fucking retarded name 'Poc is, when something strikes him.*

" Pork Soda sounds really disgusting... I'm pretty sure there is no way that could ever be delicious... That should be one of my certitudes..."

* As he jots down his newest certitude, he catches wind of the shit storm that spews from the mouth of "'Poc"... whatever the fuck that is.*

" It's a shame... A shame that my biggest concern really is what a 'Poc is. The man himself doesn't concern me... His ability, much like his looks, are laughable. He has no chance of amounting to anything in this battle. He doesn't have the wit, he doesn't have the skill, and he doesn't have "it." Furthermore, from what I heard, he was babbling about shoving coconuts up asses... That is not something you talk about on the television... That is something that would appear in a TOVO sextape... I wonder if that's where he got the idea? Watching or participating?

You know, I really don't want to think about that. I just hope 'Poc has fun with his cocounts and gets his rocks off before the battle, because once he goes face to face with WWKD?, I'm pretty damn sure his testicles will shrivel and crawl back up into his body, rendering them useless. I suppose that is a good thing though, because while I'm still not sure what a 'Poc is, I'm pretty damn positive we dont' want little ones running around.

[The One]

E-fedding :(

I miss the glorious days of Electronik Championship Wrestling.

TOVO Fact: Tovo was the first ECW World Champion.

[The Naitch]

LOL tpww hardcore thread

[Loose Cannon]

bringing it back baby.

shit goes down tonight

[What Would Kevin Do?]

WWKD? is ready to be TOVO's special friend. Tonight is going to be a ménage à trois because between this battle and TOVO, WWKD? is taking two bitches home tonight.

(http://www.answers.com/topic/m-nage-trois)

[The Naitch]

*The Naitch is seen talking to ilt_undertaker in the hallway*

Naitch: Hey ilt, where's Slim? :?:

ilt: Where do you think he is? :|

Naitch: Touche :naughty:

ilt: :roll: :|

Naitch: So you feel like starting A-Unit again? I'll go get AssMan

ilt: :love:

[What Would Kevin Do?]

WWKD? Carollary to TOVO's #6: WWKD? prefers the term "Copyright Infringement.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

WWKD's Final Thought for the next 5 hours: WWKD? excluded, when TOVO is the straighest acting man in the battle, you know it's going to be a walk in the park.

[AJ Styles]

WWKD seems to have found the invisible feature.

[AJ Styles]

You have yet to find out my surprise entrant who will win.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

I'll take this opportunity to plug my C-Fedding website, which is currently looking for new talent.

Just click my sig, unless you're a filthy Jew.

[AJ Styles]

BIG DADDY CRIPPLA!

[AJ Styles]

In GCW.

[Loose Cannon]

http://www.glorywrestling.com/gg/ViolentJade/3b.jpg

LC: Hey Blitz (aka Mr. Popular), where's your fans big guy? Smile girly. You're with an icon

[The Naitch]

I am looking for a sidekick to help me win the battle royal

[Indifferent Clox]

Where the hell is the Crisis?

[The Naitch]

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/4599/4horsemenat0.jpg

From left to right:

Kris P. Lettus, The Naitch, Nervous Ferret, AlphaBean

[Loose Cannon]

lol

[AJ Styles]

lol

[AJ Styles]

Kris P is not white.

[Loose Cannon]

a live camera interupts TRO

http://www.radiohound.com/MaleCelebs/pics/rickrudewrestler.jpg


TRO: Do you mind Savior, I'm taking a leak


Savior zooms in mid section_style....then turns the camera on himself

http://www.chem.ucalgary.ca/groups/gshimizu/images/ultimate-warrior.jpg

[M-A-G]

I am looking for a sidekick to help me win the battle royal

I'd volunteer but I'd just throw you over as soon as you entered the ring.

[The Naitch]

You're not cool enough to be my sidekick

[AJ Styles]

New fued starting here.

[Savio]

Whoa you forgot about your good friend Paul?

[Savio]

*Funky Fly gets on the mic*

http://origin.arstechnica.com/journals/thumbs.media/mr-t.jpg

Funky: There is no way I am not winning that rumble!

Paul: Shut up! 50 years ago we would have had you tied down with a fork in your ass!

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2006/07/14/mr-t.jpg

Funky: ......?

[M-A-G]

You're not cool enough to be my sidekick

More like too good.

[The Naitch]

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/6826/75mr9.jpg

From left to right:

M-A-G-S'-M-O-M, The Naitch, and M-A-G

[Loose Cannon]

*Funky Fly gets on the mic*

http://origin.arstechnica.com/journals/thumbs.media/mr-t.jpg

Funky: There is no way I am not winning that rumble!

Paul: Shut up! 50 years ago we would have had you tied down with a fork in your ass!

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2006/07/14/mr-t.jpg

Funky: ......?

lol

[The Naitch]

*Funky Fly gets on the mic*

http://origin.arstechnica.com/journals/thumbs.media/mr-t.jpg

Funky: There is no way I am not winning that rumble!

Paul: Shut up! 50 years ago we would have had you tied down with a fork in your ass!

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2006/07/14/mr-t.jpg

Funky: ......?

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/1286/25fg9.jpg

The Naitch: LOL Funky as a Mr. T

[owenbrown]

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/ppv/rr92/ricflair-rr92.jpg

Your Hero reveals the World Title to the viewers and Naitch is by his side


Your Hero (on the left): The winner of the Rumble will recieve the TPWW World Title. This belt was bought via donated Paypal money to TPWW by the posters. I wish good luck to all participants. I would also like to say The Naitch is #1 and is my pic to win. Go Jays. Tell em Naitch


The Naitch: TPWW, get ready cause The Naitch plans on doing coke off a World Title tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!


OwenBrown (w/ mic) Hey guys, can I be in this match?

lol, LC :p

[M-A-G]

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/6826/75mr9.jpg

From left to right:

M-A-G-S'-M-O-M, The Naitch, and M-A-G

Uh....what?

[The Fugitive]

Can't have a wrestling event without some signs.

http://i10.tinypic.com/490brsh.jpg

[Destor]

Should I know what's going on?

[Destor]

Can't have a wrestling event without some signs.

http://i10.tinypic.com/490brsh.jpglol

[M-A-G]

Should I know what's going on?

I am the man and when the can of whoop ass gets opened, I will pop out of it. That is all.

[Joey Slugs]

<cue music="">[cue music]

Beck's "Loser" starts to play.....

<grabs mic="">[grabs mic]

http://www.genickbruch.com/pics/bios/42.jpg

Slugs: Wait. Wait. Wait. You mean to tell me that I'm NOT in this fucking match tonight?</grabs></cue> What kind of fucking shit is that? I'm being jobbed without even being on the card. Fuck that.

http://tnawscenario.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/mikey_whipwreck.jpg

Slugs: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

<drops mic="">[drops mic]

[walks away]

[end music]<walks away=""><end music="">
</end></walks></drops>

[The Naitch]

jobbed by Tripod

[The Naitch]

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/7879/09vo0.jpg

Macho M-A-G: I am the man and when the can of whoop ass gets opened, I will pop out of it. That is all.



http://img276.imageshack.us/img276/889/naitchonmic7ec.jpg

Naitch: I am the man and when the can of whoop ass gets opened, I will jizz on you. That is all.

http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/6219/flairhumpbig6er.gif

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/9484/magyq1.jpg

Macho M-A-G: I lose

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/9350/flairflop8gs.gif

Naitch: Night night

[SuperSlim]

Fuck no Superslim, kiddie game is down the street

You're not overreacting because I told everyone you also thought I was arrested are you?

[Splaya]

Reword that sentence so we can understand it

[El Fangel]

Can I do something, be in a match, keep Crippla out of the building, set up the ring, get squashed? anything?

[AJ Styles]

I'm already in the building. I have a surprise entrant in the Rumble coming.

[M-A-G]

LOL @ Styles not even DENYING he's CC.

[AJ Styles]

Hey, it's not my sock but I am CC.

[The Naitch]

which wrestler pic will you use?

[owenbrown]

Can I knock out CC then? AND his surprise entrant?

[AJ Styles]

which wrestler pic will you use?
Nash.

[The One]

My pic will probably be JBL. The Wrestling...GOD!

TOVO Fact: Tovo is looking forward to seeing how this turns out.

[KingofOldSchool]

Everyone will fall before me.

Why?

Because I'm KoOS...and I'm better than you.

[M-A-G]

Results?

[Destor]

Yeah, tonight. Hey TOVO:

LC FACT: LC will Splaya this.

[Splaya]

What :shifty:







DESTOR STFU :mad:

[El Fangel]

I would like to be an entrant in the rumble, If I were to be in my pic would be of Christopher Daniels, not "A" wrestling god, THEE wrestling god.

[Destor]

What :shifty:







DESTOR STFU :mad:PAGE 6

[Loose Cannon]

I'm here. Just got in. I'm wide awake, so this will be finished soon. Let me get on it.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

WWKD? Certitude: In order to defeat his mystery entrant, and gain popularity, WWKD? has banned AJ Styles.

[The One]

You have banning power?

TOVO Fact: Anyone other than Tovo who uses the TOVO Fact format comes short and ends up looking like a mildly retarded child.

[owenbrown]

<-----decides not to take the mystery entrant's place for fear of being banned too. :wavesad:

[What Would Kevin Do?]

WWKD? Certitude: WWKD? does in fact have banning power. WWKD? would also rather look like a rather child, as opposed to actually being one like TOVO. Did you know TOVO supported the Nazis, and he actually submitted the first blueprint of a gas chamber to Hitler? Tovo and Hitler, were in fact, tight.

[The One]

Well what do you expect? I am a 6' blonde hair blue eyes peice of man meat, and he is a self loathing closet homo case. Of course we're tight. I mean I'm not as close as Jabba is to him, but yeah we kick it once in a while.

TOVO Fact: Tovo is infact American, and a damn good one.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

WWKD? Certitude: Tovo forgot to add "South" to his previous fact. TOVO is a South American. He was actually raised by a primitive tribe, and is simply using his disguise as Nazi man meat to sneak into your community to rape your children and steal your ipods and other expensive items.

[The Fugitive]

TOVO can have my iPod. Motherfucker didn't even last a month before it broke.

So yeah, that doesn't really bother me.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

TOVO can have my iPod. Motherfucker didn't even last a month before it broke.

So yeah, that doesn't really bother me.

And your anal virginity, can he have that to? It doesn't matter, because he's going to take it.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

WWKD? Question: What if the previous certitudes are nothing but a smeer campaign to lower the worth of TOVO?

What if that campaign is simply a clever ruse for us to catch you off guard, team up, and destroy every single one of you?

What if I am nothing more than a TOVO sock?

Why would we do something like that?

Why would I do something like that?

Why does the caged bird sing?

[The Fugitive]

Ha! He can't have my anal virginity, Kane Knight already took it.

You won't get me with your scare tactics.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Fine, he'll take your AIDS virginity. Not because he actually has it, but he's going to inject you with a dirty needle filled with AIDs filled blood.

[Savio]

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/6430/38543500lcp4.jpg

[El Fangel]

http://enforcer88.en.funpic.de/4images/data/media/21/Cena_STFU_01.jpg

[Skippord]

Why No Skippord?

[El Fangel]

*if its ok with everyone*

*grabs mic* Skippord, I know how you feel. I was left out of the rumble too, they don't want us in thier, because we would dominate the whole thing start to finish, you and I both know we could come in at number 1 and win. Whats the point of that, if they put us in the match, we would win, they want everyone to have an equal chance.

So how about this, since we don't have a match tonight, lets make one.
How does a no-holds barred, 2 out of 3 falls count anywhere match....

for the TPWW Hardcore Title.

What say you?

*again if its ok with everyone else*

[LoDownM]

Its a good thing i'm not in this.

Blitz, WWKD? and I, would dominate with our suikoden tag team moves.

[Joey Slugs]

[walks backstage]

[gets face to face with Fallen Angel]

http://www.wrestlinginformer.net/Mikey_Whipwreck.jpg

Slugs: Or make this shit a THREE WAY DANCE!

[drops mic]

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Its a good thing i'm not in this.

Blitz, WWKD? and I, would dominate with our suikoden tag team moves.

Pretty Boy Attacks owns all.

[LoDownM]

I've always liked Riou and McDohl's from 2 honestly. Cant remember the name right now.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

There's a lot I like... I just remember the pretty boy attack being insanely overpowered.

[El Fangel]

[walks backstage]

[gets face to face with Fallen Angel]

http://www.wrestlinginformer.net/Mikey_Whipwreck.jpg

Slugs: Or make this shit a THREE WAY DANCE!

[drops mic]

*bends down slowly grabs mic, and slowly straightens up*
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/0/0a/200px-Chris-daniels.jpg
*looks Joey in the eyes*
You want to fight me, and skipp do you, well lets see....

ITS ON!!!!

But lets make it a little more interesting, we have a time limit, and who ever is in possession of the title when the time runs out will be the winner, lets see if your truly...HARDCORE

*throws mic at camera*

[Blitz]

Luv U WWKD and LoDown.

[El Fangel]

*grabs another mic and a camera-man*
Whats wrong Skipp, not hardcore enough to bump head with Joey Slugs, and The Fallen Angel?

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Luv U WWKD and LoDown.

Likewise.:love:

[What Would Kevin Do?]

You will be our manager, LoDown.

The Shu to our Viktor and Flik.

I am so Viktor.

[Blitz]

No idea how I posted that in another topic.

But that's fine. Blue Thunder 4 LYF.

[El Fangel]

*Grabs a chair and goes looking for Skippord*

[owenbrown]

<---wishes he was at least on the card :$

[RP]

Put me in the Main Event please.

[Skippord]

*Skippord Comes out*

Fallen Angel I like that idea and prepare for destruction.

*Megadeth's Symphony of Destruction plays as Skippord leaves*

[RP]

http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2004/04/features/qa/040503/dfanning2.jpg

Dakota Fanning : SuperSlim, i'm not a puppet!!!! Helppppppppp!

[Corkscrewed]

:rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[owenbrown]

blah blah blah.... must spread rep before giving it to RP again :roll:

[V]

Gohan3k = Ratings

can't believe you left me out LC... you could have had me spazz about spoilers and elminated while distracted :mad:

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>You left me out :(

Missed out on many-a-obvious Vito jokes</font> :(

[SuperSlim]

Reword that sentence so we can understand it

Just because your simple mind can't understand it doesn't mean everyone else can. I mean really it isn't that hard if you try to think.

[Loose Cannon]

yea, so Firefox must hate me. It froze and closed on me twice while writing the Rumble. I'm done foing this today. I just need to finish the Rumble.

[Savio]

uh huh surrrre

[Destor]

yea, so Firefox must hate me. It froze and closed on me twice while writing the Rumble. I'm done foing this today. I just need to finish the Rumble.Page 6

[El Fangel]

*Cut-Scence of Fallen Angel standing backstage*
*Camera Pans out showing FA standing in front of a pile of weapons*

Skippord....Joey.....Tonight there will be nothing held back, no regrets, no remorse, no pain, no hesitation, you step between me and the hardcore title, you will be stepped on. Tonight is the night when we truly see who is the toughest son-of-a-bitch in TPWW. You two want a fight, you will get it, tonights boys, it does not end, it begins...

*Fire explodes arounds Fallen Angel, Camera darkens out*

By The way my signature weapon is a baseball bat wrapped in cloth with thumbtacks sticking out of the cloth.

[Nervous Ferret]

GUARANTEE I win my match, also lol @ classic LC on page 1. Mr. Popular.

[James Steele]

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/2713/tpwwtmejf0.jpg


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[Skippord]

*Skippord is seen in the back pondering his match with Fallen Angel and Joey Slugs*

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Skippord: Fallen Angel you may be able to talk the talk but can you walk the walk? And if you can walk it down to the ring and prepare for a shock a SKIPSHOCK! Slugs I will destroy you.

[El Fangel]

*cut scence*

Skippord, Joey, Its TIME!!!

*Heads to Ring*
*Arena goes black, start a war- static-x starts playing, with two fiery angel wings coming from the entrance, a silhouetted figure standing between them dressed in a black hooded leather cloak. the beat starts, the lights come on, and the guy walks to the ring. with a strange wrapped baseball bat in his right hand. he drops the cloak, and its Fallen Angel. Who grabs a mic, and says*

Skip, Joey, get out here now, its time to do this.

[Dorkchop]

Why No Dorkchop?

[El Fangel]

I actually have one small question, do the poster post the match, or is it made up by loose cannon?

[Joey Slugs]

LC

[El Fangel]

Oh ok. well that takes alot of the joy out of it, but I can't wait until it starts.

[The One]

I like how this was supposed to be done last night, and STILL isn't up. Yeah, way to Loose Cannon this LC.

TOVO Fact: Tovo is drunk right now.

[El Fangel]

I think he posted something about how he already did the rumble, and mozilla keep screwing up on him last night.

[The One]

I think he is full of shit and once again started something he is never going to finish.

TOVO Fact: Tovo loves Loose Cannon...even if LC is a lazy son of a bitch.

[Joey Slugs]

I think he is full of shit and once again started something he is never going to finish.

TOVO Fact: Tovo loves Loose Cannon...even if LC is a lazy son of a bitch.

Like the big reunion show?

[El Fangel]

Well if he doesn't write our match I will, and make a poll as for who should win, and get a movelist from both posters, so ours will get done.

[KingofOldSchool]

KoOS says:

http://www.rsapia.com/wrestling/macho_man.jpg

BE A MAN, LC AND SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!

http://images.quizilla.com/T/tonyhutch/1053523750_oodSlimJim.jpg

[El Fangel]

It seems that LC is not going to write it, so I want to at least write the hardcore match, so if you would be so kind Skipp and Joey to pm me a list of things you want to happen during the match, your entrance themes, finishers etc. I will be more then happy to do this.

[Blitz]

Taking this a little seriously FA.

[El Fangel]

It sounds like fun, and I wanted to see what would happen, but since LC seems to not to be doing anything, I would like to do it.

[Blitz]

I will write your match.

Fallen Angel comes to the ring
Skippord comes to the ring
Joey comes to the ring.

Skippord hits a Cradle Shock.

Skippord wins.

match over.

[El Fangel]

If you are going to write it, at least do it right, actually would you do it that way we have an unbiased match.

[Blitz]

I will now write the Rumble.

Everyone comes to the ring.
Blitz cleans house.
Blitz thinks he wins.
WWKD? comes in with the edit of death, tosses out a random leper who entered the battle, hence saving Blitz's life. WWKD? and Blitz then win, forsaking any prior "rules." They are then met with riches, booze, and women, and a good night was had by all.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

:D

[Blitz]

Gettin buried by those with power :nono:

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Gettin buried by those with power :nono:

Nah, we are buddies, so you win as well.

[Blitz]

:D

[Loose Cannon]

it's coming. hold your horses internet. I'm not on break anymore, so it will be on hold. I might just post the other stuff today and the rumble later.

[Loose Cannon]

TPWF: The Main Event

Live on Thanksgiving Night

Your Hero appears on the screen

http://www.garywill.com/wrestling/canada/photos/jacktunney.jpg

Hero: Hello. I want to be the first to welcome everyone to the kickoff show of the TPWF. My associates and I have worked hard to pull this 1hr special on NBC off tonight. I want to wish everyone the best of luck, especially The Naitch. The Casual Forum has his back. Canada # 1.

Random Rumble Wrestlers give thoughts on tonights event


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The One: TOVO fact you pions: The One likes to watch people fail, especially WWKD's entire family.


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Funky: My Fist, Your Face... That's how we do it in Edmonton


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KOOS: When it's all said and done, the world will be talking about one thing. How they just had a brush with greatness. And you're looking at it.


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Macho M-A-G-: Welcome to the house of Madness boys. It's where......dammit...line :shifty: ........


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Dave Wadding: Dark meat please


Opening Match: TPWF Tag Title Match

Jabba/Nowhere Man vs Radd/LL Gertner vs Ferret/Fignuts (w/ Deadman Inc)


Lots of fast paced action in this one. Crowd is really into it. Ferret and Fignuts seem to be fighting for the attention of DMI throughout the whole match. Jabba and Nowhere Man get cheered by the c-fed fans in the house tonight. Great spot with Nowhere Man hitting a suicide dive on to Radd and Gertner. Jabba gets some heckling from the Jews in the crowd (like BCWWF) and this pisses him off.

Jabba jumps into the crowd and fights off the Jews
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This leaves Nowhere Man in a 4 on 1 assult. The heels turn on each other though. Fignuts rolls out of the ring and grabs DMI. They head to the back. Fignuts grabs DMI's ass as they go through the curtain. Ferret tries to leave, but rADD "Raddifies" his ass and Gertner nails the "E-Train"

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1....2...3. New Champs: Joey Radd and LL Gertner.

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Backstage with more Comments from the Rumble Wrestlers

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Legend: The most underated human on thus planet finally gets a shot he deserves.

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Pepsi Man: FINALLY...The Pep has come back to the Main Event!!!!!!

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Alienoid: Something about this match just gives me the heeby jeebies.



The James Steele Show w/ Rectal P.

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Steele comes out and gets the crowd all riled up. He talks about not wanting to be in this shit hole right now because he's got a game of poker to get to. He every one in the arena should be thankful for James Steele allowing them to used thier hard earned money to see him tonight.

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f105/TwistedSteeleEntertainment/steele-naitch-corky-backstage-ring/28.jpg
Steele says he bought every single PS3 in the state and is selling all of them on ebay for 15 Grand.

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Crowd is ready to riot as out comes Rectal P. Rectal grabs the mic and says Black Friday disgusts him because it's a day when all the minorities come out from thier slums and run like a bunch of rats to get 3 bucks off a $25 clock radio. Rectal says he's sorry about what's going on in Lebanon, but is even more sorry this news story takes time away from the TomCat wedding coverage. Rectal mentions him and Cruise are buddies. Rectal says Michael Richards is his hero and should be inducted into sainthood after his hillarious comedy act

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/r/roddypiper/28.jpg


James Steele gets a bit pissed after hearing the crowd boooo Rectal more then him. Steele says Rectal isn't in his league and RP says he is right as Steele is in the same league as Kevin Federline's rap career. Steele slaps Rectal and they begin to brawl. Secuirty comes in and they break the fight up



Match 2: Dave "For Mod" Youell vs "Casual King" Triple A in a NO DQ match


This has been 2 years in the making. Youell comes out with his old school Mod campaign signs.

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Triple A comes out with Mike Steema as his back up.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/o/outsiders/09.jpg

Dave Youell has the wrestling forum fans behind him. Match is very brutal and bloody. Youell and Trips took it to the crowd, backstage and even outside the arena. Eventually they made it back to the ring. Crowd is hot. Steema tries to come in with a chair, but Youell drop kicks it in his face. Youell goes for his finishing move (the one he uses in the indies), but Triple A powers out and connects with a slam. Trips goes for the Casual Ban (powerbomb), but Youell gets out of it.

Youell grabs a chair and here comes DRA, Joyrider, RDD TO HELP TRIPS!!!! The England Revolution runs out to help Youell. Out comes Dazz, TRO, Mike MetalEd, and Tornado The Revolutionary War Part 2 inside the sqaured circle.

Disturbed 3:16 shows up and hands slips the English flag to Youell. Youell is getting ready to cement his victory and nail Trips. But Distubed blinsides Youell with a USA Flag. Trips cover Dave for the 3 count. The Casual Americans celebrate the victory.

Disturbed reveals a "Florida 4 Life" T-shirt and drapes Youell in the American flag and then drops a autographed "Greetings from Disneyland" postcard on Youell's back

http://img290.echo.cx/img290/9411/woody2yt.jpg

Disturbed has turned his back on his countyrmen.

Rumble coming soon...

[LoDownM]

Originally Posted by Blitz
You will be our manager, LoDown.

The Shu to our Viktor and Flik.

Sounds like fun. Might be time for an avatar change.

[Dave Youell]

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

How could you job me out on my debut?

Come on! Plus that soooo should of been main event. The English revolution decalres war on the casual forum whiney penis'

[Loose Cannon]

don't blame me Dave. It was that dam Disturbed 3:16 that cost you

[Joey Slugs]

The Suck.

[The Naitch]

LOL Radd. LC loves giving the guy a push :love:

[Loose Cannon]

here you go

The Main Event: The Rumble for the Title

Winner Recieves TPWF World Title

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Owen Brown comes out and gets to be part of the ME afterall. He announces the first two entrants.


Blitz comes in first and awaits the second entrant, which is LC. LC smiles and points as Blitz as he makes his way down. LC takes Blitz down and overblows the situation by posing to the crowd. Blitz comes back and hammers LC's face in.

http://www.facite.com/perso/catchzone/Catch-2/raw-06-mars-1.jpg


Entrant 3 comes down and it's Legend. LC and Legend hugh five and double team Blitz.

http://www.harleyrace.com/wlw/sedalia72002/matttayl5.JPG
Spike Piledriver on Blitz.


They try to eliminate him Crowd counts down to 0 as WWKD makes his way down and goes after LC and Legend. WWKD hits a couple Japan_style moves which garners ooooohs and awwwws from the crowd.

http://homepage1.nifty.com/NWO/TENZAN.jpg


WWKD almost tosses Legend over, but he goes back in under the rope. Next entrant is Alienoid. He goes right after LC and starts using various moves of wrestlers that will never get over. Alienoid has some supporters in the crowd, one of which is WWF Vet VAL Venis.

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Dave Wadding comes out next and goes right for Alienoid. He starts choking him. LC and WWKD battle in the corner. Blitz and Legend in another corner.



Lara Emily comes out next. Alienoid takes out Waddings knee. He points to his buddy Val Venis and goes for the Money Shot. But just like Val, he gets caught in mid-air by Wadding.

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LARA Emily comes over and helps Wadding toss Alienoid out. They both mock him by doing Val's taunt.

Alienoid eliminated


Next entrant is Kane Knight. He goes right for Wadding. He calls Wadding a tard and this gets a huge pop from Kane Knights followers. Huge chokeslam to both him and Lara. Wadding gets tossed out.


LC tries for the LCKO on WWKD, but misses and Blitz comes with a closeline and KNOCKS LC OUT!!!!!!!!!!

http://images.43things.com/profile/00/02/b4/177218s160.jpg
LC can't believe it


Wadding and LC gone



The crowd goes wild for Blitz.



OUT COMES THE ONE and he dives for WWKD. Him and The One are center stage here battling it out. They both doublecloseline each other.


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The One gets up first and tells the kids in the audience that Santa isn't real and their parents put the presents under the trees. This causes an outrage.



Meanwhile Blitz and Legend go at it. Lara Emily tries to knock Blitz out, but Blitz ducks and tosses her out.

Lara Emily Eliminated



Out comes Funky and him and Kane Knight battle. WWKD and Funky work together and eliminate Kane Knight.

http://www.uweb.ucsb.edu/~timothy_erskine/mr.t.jpg
Funky: Edmonton!!!!!



The One sneaks up from behind and tosses out WWKD. The One taunts him.



KK and WWKD eliminated

Splaya is out next Splaya PKO's Blitz. The One and Funky Fly mix it up.



Out is Zen with the Canadian Flag. He attacks Splaya



Next is TRO and he goes right for Blitz. Legend and TRO double team Blitz.



Out comes The Naitch and we're flying here. The Naitch unloads on everyone. and the crowd goes nuts.

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Naitch pulls a knife on Splaya

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***Superslim comes from the crowd and attacks Splaya. Splaya is frozen is fear.
http://www.basketbrawl.us/fight-3.jpg



Slim tosses Splaya out.

Splaya Eliminated


Macho MAG IS IN
http://slam.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesS/savage_stampede.jpg


BUT HE GETS TOO COCKY AND FALLS OFF THE RINGPOST AND OUT

Macho MAG eliminated



Out comes Corkscrewed, LPD, and Avenger in order



There is a standoff between the c-fedders and the others in the ring. The One, Blitz, Funky and Zen vs Cork, TRO, LPD, Avenger, legend, and Naitch. Yes, 5 on 4 here.


Zen gets tossed out by Naitch after hearing Bret's music play, but it was just a ruse by the SURPRISE ENTRANT......HEYMAN!!!!!!!!

http://www.altmuslim.com/images/uploads/muhammad_hassan.jpg


Zen Eliminated



Cork, LPD, and Avenger all work together and try to eliminate Funky. The One sneaks up behind everyone and eliminates ALL 4 MEN. WOAH.

http://www4.point.ne.jp/~kirisame/battle/namakansenki/2005_kansenki/20050702_wwe/20050702_wwe%20048.jpg



Cork, LPD, Avenger and Funky eliminated



BLITZ ELIMINATES THE ONE (no Title yet though Blitz)

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LC appears on stage and distracts Blitz. Legend sneaks up behind and ELIMINATES HIM



The One and Blitz Eliminated


Out is Inno, but he sees CM PUnk in the crowd and decides to go chill with him instead :cool:



HERE COMES SAVIOR!!!!!!!

http://twoday.net/static/nemo/images/the_ultimate_warrior_-_james_hellwig_20.jpg


Savior quickly attacks Legend and then Naitch and Heyman. TRO finally slows him down. TRO helps up Legend, but then turns on him and knocks him over.


LEGEND OUT



Savior then knocks TRO out.



TRO OUT



TRO is pissed and grabs a muscle bar and whacks Savior with it.


http://www.wrestlingworld.it/Ppv/RoyalRumble1989/warriorvsrude-rr89.jpg

TRO eliminates Savior


LEGEND, TRO, SAVIOR eliminated



Heyman and The Naitch battle it out and here comes The Pep. Heyman laughs at him and this causes Pep to go into a rage



Pep attacks everyone.

http://www.photofile.com/Photos/Albums/WWE_Album/Images/Eugene2.jpg


Pep sees his mom in the crowd and eliminates himself. He tries to go hug her, but she gets security and BLOCKS HIM!!!!!!. AGAIN.


Pepsi Man eliminated


KOOS is out and we're down to 1 more guy left. Naitch, Heymen and KOOS battle it out in the ring. Your Hero is seen cheering Naitch.



Lights go out and the crowd awaits Nowhere Man, but no, Look who's standing in the ring!!!







DA_KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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OMG, BACK FROM THE DEAD.



KOOS tries to attack, but the King is to much and ties KOOS in a knot and throws him out.



Naitch grabs a chair and swings at DA_KING, but he blocks it and punches it back in Naitch's face.


Da_King throws Heyman in the corner and out from under the ring comes CB RIGHT!!!!!11 Holy Shit chants

http://andykaufman.jvlnet.com/king.jpg


CB RIGHT grabs Heyman and pulls him out. He then tosses his crown to DA_King and Naitch gets nailed with it and tossed out.

KOOS, Heyman and Naitch eliminated

Winner and New Champion: DA_KING.

http://www.sccs.swarthmore.edu/users/03/carey/the%20rock.jpg


Music plays and DA_KING AND CB RIGHT Hug as show goes off the air.

[El Fangel]

Are you going to do the hardcore match?

[Loose Cannon]

shut up

[Loose Cannon]

http://andykaufman.jvlnet.com/king.jpg

"Prom King" Chris Bright: lol Hardcore Match.

[Blitz]

Nice.

[Joey Slugs]

all that build up for a dead guy to win? wow.

[El Fangel]

Guess not then.

[The One]

Blits eliminates me in King of the Forum tournament AND the Rumble. That's it Blitz, YOU'RE ON NOTICE!

[Blitz]

No shame in being beaten by a better man, Tovo.

[Dave Youell]

don't blame me Dave. It was that dam Disturbed 3:16 that cost you
That biatch is going down

[owenbrown]

I get in to the ME as the ring announcer. :roll: :p

[Jaton]

Ugh, stick in midcard hell still.

[Loose Cannon]

due to the ratings success of The Main Event, TPWF will have future shows. TPWF Superstars card coming soon.

[owenbrown]

Maybe I could be a competitor and be the glorified jobber to the TPWW stars :p :roll: :shifty:

[The One]

due to the ratings success of The Main Event, TPWF will have future shows. TPWF Superstars card coming soon.

The One vs. Blitz.

[Nervous Ferret]

Fuck Fignuts

LOLMY NAME IS LEGEND, I lost...

[The Naitch]

lol The Pep.

[The Ravishing One]

Great Show LC :y:

The English revolution 4 life.

[Splaya]

Yes, we are getting back to C-fedding the way it used to be :)


I love LC

[The Ravishing One]

When can we see the next one?

[Fignuts]

This leaves Nowhere Man in a 4 on 1 assult. The heels turn on each other though. Fignuts rolls out of the ring and grabs DMI. They head to the back. Fignuts grabs DMI's ass as they go through the curtain.

I approve of this finish.