EPW presents ULTIMATE CHALLENGE on PPV

[epw]

From: http://www.epwwrestling.com

Starting Thanksgiving Day, EPW will bring you a 2-hour extravaganza featuring new matches you will never see on TV! These are not matches from the arena, but new matches signed just for our Pay-Per-View audience! This card will be available only on epwwrestling.com for download and will be just $4.95!

Main Event:
EPW Title: To be held inside a 10-foot high Steel Cage
Former WWE Announcer Kevin Kelly special guest referee
"Pinnacle" Paul Lombardi vs. PRIDE's Dan Freitas

EPW Tag Team Championship
Chunky But Funky vs. Thomas Penmanship & Max Bauer

EPW TV Title
FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER IN EPW!
B.K. Jordan vs. Michael Sain

Trash Can Challenge Match
Trash Cans are Legal!
"Brutal" Bob Evans vs. "Trouble Walkin" Thom Kane

No Disqualification Match
"Rocket" Fred Curry, Jr. vs. "Revolution" Chris Venom

[Loose Cannon]

sweet, definately ordering this. take my cash

[Avenger]

ROFL Kevin Kelly!

[Avenger]

also lol @ Paul Lombardi

what an awful card.

[Gertner]

omg trash cans!

[Savio]

they are legal

[KingofOldSchool]

EPW TV TITLE MATCH!!!!

I'm glad to see they finally brought back the TV Title...but I thought Rhyno still had it?

Did they make a new one?

[epw]

I don't really see the point of making fun of a promotion you've probably never heard of before. Why not give EPW a chance instead of making ridiculous comments? Compared to most indy promotions, EPW offers a lot more.

[Joey Slugs]

Yeah... they offer Kevin Kelly

[Goulet]

I don't really see the point of promoting shit on a message board where it's not allowed. Why not kill myself instead of making ridiculous comments? Compared to most pointless shilling EPW is a piece of shit.

[Corkscrewed]

Too fucking hilarious.

[St. Jimmy]

Goulet FTW.

[Loose Cannon]

I don't really see the point of making fun of a promotion you've probably never heard of before. Why not give EPW a chance instead of making ridiculous comments? Compared to most indy promotions, EPW offers a lot more.

yea, I've never heard of it and you expect us fo fork over money to watch this? Are you insane or just desperate? Or both

[Splaya]

5 bucks people. 5 bucks says that this ppv turns up on youtube in the next month

[The One]

I wonder if he realises that we have some of the most knowledgeable wrestling fans of the indy scene here, I wonder if he also realises that I have seen two people on his roster, both of which couldn't put a decent match together if it was mapped out by Hart. Point is, the idea that we would pay to see a show where Kevin Kelly is the biggest potential draw is laughable. Please Die.

Also, LC, good job on getting those results up. COMPTON!

TOVO Fact: Tovo is enjoying a turkey sandwich made of yesterday's leftovers.

[The One]

5 bucks people. 5 bucks says that this ppv turns up on youtube in the next month

Who's going to waste the time to upload it? :wtf: :D

TOVO Fact: Tovo is more likely to spend 5 dollars on Big League Chew than he is on this EPW show.

[Gertner]

i heard vegas is laying 5-1 odds on chunky but funky retaining

[Blitz]

http://www.epwwrestling.com/roster/steven.weiner/index.html

lol come on now.

[Blitz]

http://www.epwwrestling.com/roster/mike.elias/index.html

:nono:

[KingofOldSchool]

http://www.epwwrestling.com/roster/mike.elias/index.html

:nono:

The World's Largest Love Machine...Mike Elias.

[Savio]

I would never watch a company whose top draw is Kevin Kelly.

[Savio]

also lol @ Paul Lombardi

what an awful card.HEY!.....He's from syracuse he must be good.