Maria

[Optimus Bone 69]

If you were her father would you still be bathing her?
Discuss!:naughty:

[DaveWadding]

Hmm?

[M-A-G]

She's not THAT hot.

[LoDownM]

She's not THAT hot.

Yes she is!

[Blue Demon]

I find her very attractive :drool:

[What Would Kevin Do?]

On a totally unrelated note... SHU!!

I'm going to change my avatar now.

[LoDownM]

On a totally unrelated note... SHU!!

I'm going to change my avatar now.


:D

You or Blitz need to give me a nice and short Shu quote for my custom title, I can't think of any.

[Blitz]

Suppose I'll have to follow suit.

[Blitz]

Can't really think of any good short Shu quotes tho :(

[What Would Kevin Do?]

That could be difficult... I can't think of any "short" Shu quotes....

[El Fangel]

I find her very attractive :drool:

[addy2hotty]

Reality check guys, you need at least one soft-drink tattoo to get anywhere near her.

[My Final Heaven]

She's gotten tattoos of X's over each wrist since she's been with Punk. For some reason, it seems like she really tries to cover them up in pics. I don't know if she's picked up on the Straightedge lifestyle yet tho. Anybody got pics of Maria w/ tats?

[addy2hotty]

You see, I would class tattoos as 'anti-straight-edge'.

[Crippla]

I can't tell the difference between LoDown, WWKD, and Blitz now. Your avatar all look the same. BTW, this is a creepy SuperSlim-esque thread.

[Blue Demon]

Reality check guys, you need at least one soft-drink tattoo to get anywhere near her.
indeed :'(

[LoDownM]

I can't tell the difference between LoDown, WWKD, and Blitz now. Your avatar all look the same. BTW, this is a creepy SuperSlim-esque thread.

That's because your a moron.

[Crippla]

No, I'm just saying they're very similar but I guess that's what's Blitz has been saying about mine and NerF's avatars.

[Blitz]

The solution is to kill yourself, CC.

[addy2hotty]

The solution is to kill yourself, CC.

:rofl:

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Ironically, I can't tell the difference between Blitz, LoDownM, and WWKD? either. I'm not even sure I posted this.

[LoDownM]

Not that it matters tbh, all 3 of us are awesome.

[FourFifty]

I would kill CM Punk to have a shot at her, and I think CM Punk could be the next great thing in wrestling.

[Funky Fly]

You know she has an identical twin, right?

There's still hope for you suckers, yet.

[Shadow]

She's not THAT hot.

And you are just that gay.

[TerranRich]

I want to see Maria and her identical twin together. Now.

[Rammsteinmad]

Showers are quicker and more satisfying.

To me anyway. :shifty:

[The One]

She's not THAT hot.

I find her attractive. So please hand in your penis at the end of the day since you don't seem to need it in that you don't like men, and you certainly have no taste in woman.

You see, I would class tattoos as 'anti-straight-edge'.

You don't know much about Straight Edge do you? Tatoos are a big part of the straight edge culture.

[M-A-G]

And you are just that gay.

Said the guy with the Jeff Hardy avatar....

[YOUR Hero]

well this thread was a bust

[M-A-G]

I find her attractive. So please hand in your penis at the end of the day since you don't seem to need it in that you don't like men, and you certainly have no taste in woman.





My taste in women doesn't have to involve every two bit pair of breasts with legs that happen to work for the WWE. I didn't say she wasn't attractive, just not worthy of the label "OMFG SHE"S SO F_ING HOT I WNNA BANG HER RITE NOWW!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111~~~~~~~~~!" that everyone else is. That's MY opinion. Jesus, it's like you all tend to think every time I speak my mind it's like I'm trying to force gospel upon you.

[M-A-G]

You know she has an identical twin, right?

There's still hope for you suckers, yet.

How do we know it's not her twin that's bangin' Punk? SWITCHEROO!

[The One]

My taste in women doesn't have to involve every two bit pair of breasts with legs that happen to work for the WWE. I didn't say she wasn't attractive, just not worthy of the label "OMFG SHE"S SO F_ING HOT I WNNA BANG HER RITE NOWW!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111~~~~~~~~~!" that everyone else is. That's MY opinion. Jesus, it's like you all tend to think every time I speak my mind it's like I'm trying to force gospel upon you.

LOL! Ok Mag, let's pull the Kano stick out of the pooper real quick. You're spazzing over nothing. And quite frankly, you don't do enough things worthwhile to warrent that much attention to begin with conspiracies that we all gang up on you. So calm down, realise that Maria is hot, or as mentioned before, hand in the dick.:wave:

[M-A-G]

:( @ you believing I don't do anything worthwhile

[M-A-G]

For God's sake, I.....what have I done in the past 5 years?

[RP]

If i was lucky enough to be her father, id still be having sex with her.

[M-A-G]

Let's see the list of accomplishments of mine in the last five years:

-TPWW U.S. Champion
-Master of the *cheap post*
-pissed off Triple H with a sign
-former member of the Caption Crew
-Master of the Hogan Put-Down
-<s>Kane Knight's prime bitch</s> :shifty:
-Got the most votes for Comeback of the Year 2006

Not TERRIBLE or anything. :meh:

[The One]

Not trying to go from raining to all out thunderstorm on your parade...

1) Any "title" won on an internet forum is faker than a title won in a pro wrestling promotion.

2) What the hell is a cheap post? Spam? A post where you randomly mention a city for no apparent reason? I'm confused, and thus your mastery is not all that wow-ing.

3) Anything you may or may have not done with Triple H is kind of pointless in regards to your worth as a poster.

4) Caption Crew...that's like...something to do with Jabba's Nazi fed right?

5) I don't remember a single Hogan put down of yours. And trust me, for as much as I hate Hogan, I would remember if someone had taken home the title of "master" in that relm.

6) KK's bitch...yeah who hasn't been?

7) The comeback votes is the only accomplishment you have in that list, and while I find you to be pleasent and I appreciate the fact your back (though I don't seem to remember you leaving) it's not as though your even on the level of noteworthyness of a legend or Pepsi Man.

Of course this is just one random fag's opinion. Like I said, your good, you never have annoyed me before and you add to conversation, but you don't leave any kind of lasting impression on me, and therefore, the idea that you are singled out as someone who is targeted for thinking differently than others seem rediculous to me.

[Shadow]

Said the guy with the Jeff Hardy avatar....

And your point is?

[Joey Slugs]

She's gotten tattoos of X's over each wrist since she's been with Punk. For some reason, it seems like she really tries to cover them up in pics. I don't know if she's picked up on the Straightedge lifestyle yet tho. Anybody got pics of Maria w/ tats?

She had has those tats for awhile now... before she started dating Punk. I do believe that she is sxe as well... I'm not sure. Last time I ran into him, she wasn't around.

[addy2hotty]

Let's see the list of accomplishments of mine in the last five years:

-TPWW U.S. Champion
-Master of the *cheap post*
-pissed off Triple H with a sign
-former member of the Caption Crew
-Master of the Hogan Put-Down
-<s>Kane Knight's prime bitch</s> :shifty:
-Got the most votes for Comeback of the Year 2006

Not TERRIBLE or anything. :meh:

How DO you look at yourself in the mirror if these are your accomplishments in the last 5 years? :lol:

[jindrak]

wooooooooooooooo f'n woooooooooo!

[The Ravishing One]

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/6475/urlyh8.jpg

[The Ravishing One]

Just to keep on track.

[Optimus Bone 69]

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[Optimus Bone 69]

Time for your hourly bath dear

[Skippord]

Mr Bone is kinda kreepy

[The Ravishing One]

Time for your hourly bath dear

What the fuck are you??

[M-A-G]

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/6475/urlyh8.jpg

*yawn*

[M-A-G]

How DO you look at yourself in the mirror if these are your accomplishments in the last 5 years? :lol:

Yeah, that's right; my single greatest goal in life is to impress you all.

[M-A-G]

And your point is?

I'm using your line of thinking. You suggested I was gay just because I didn't think a particular woman was hot and I'm questioning your judgment when you've got a fruity Jeff Hardy in your picture. Not very fair, now is it? Now I know you're not really gay and I know that I'm certainly not. I just don't think I have to explain myself if I don't think someone is hot or if they are.

[Shadow]

And now you're getting real defensive on us. Tell us Bubbleman, hiding anything?

[Nervous Ferret]

Yes, I would bath with her father.

[Joey Slugs]

http://www.nodqforums.com/features/punk.jpg

[Shadow]

THAT SON OF A BITCH! GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY GIRL!

[Nervous Ferret]

D䲠fick vi 䮴ligen v岴 f?a SM po䮧! S堨䲠gick det till: F?a hunden ut var Jojje, och han var otroligt lugn och sansad (inte riktigt likt Jojje) han kom i m嬠med bara 5 fel. Sen var det virrpannan Roys tur, och han gjorde ett kanon lopp, gick nolla. Sen var det "stj䲮skottet" Bob, som inte riktig var som vanligt, han diskade ut sig. Och d堨䮧de allt p堧amla Hilda, f?i var p堢ara 4 hundar idag, Och Hilda sprang p堳om vanligt och........ Gick nolla! f?a Sm-po䮧et b䲧at!!!

[The Ravishing One]

Yeah! whatever Nerf said.

[M-A-G]

D䲠fick vi 䮴ligen v岴 f?a SM po䮧! S堨䲠gick det till: F?a hunden ut var Jojje, och han var otroligt lugn och sansad (inte riktigt likt Jojje) han kom i m嬠med bara 5 fel. Sen var det virrpannan Roys tur, och han gjorde ett kanon lopp, gick nolla. Sen var det "stj䲮skottet" Bob, som inte riktig var som vanligt, han diskade ut sig. Och d堨䮧de allt p堧amla Hilda, f?i var p堢ara 4 hundar idag, Och Hilda sprang p堳om vanligt och........ Gick nolla! f?a Sm-po䮧et b䲧at!!!

Your MOM!

[LoDownM]

:eek: Business is picking up!

[M-A-G]

BBQ SAUCE!!

[LoDownM]

mmmmmmm bbq sauceeee

[M-A-G]

JR smothers himself with it and then wanks to old Stone Cold matches when he's alone in his hotel room....no joke....

[LoDownM]

I'd like to put some bbq sauce on Maria's boobs and lick it off.

[AdrianM]

http://www.nodqforums.com/features/punk.jpg

MOTHERFUCKER!

[TerranRich]

There she goes again, like good mediceeeennnnnn.