Official RAW Thread (11/27/2006): Exactly Who Survived the Series?

[St. Jimmy]

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Survivor Series fallout
November 27, 2006

One night after Survivor Series, Raw rolls into Pittsburgh to sort out the fallout.

Rated-RKO gets Extreme
Last night at Survivor Series, Team DX survived intact against Team Rated-RKO in a Traditional Survivor Series Match. Two members of Team DX, Matt & Jeff Hardy, will look to continue that success tonight when they face Edge & Randy Orton for the World Tag Team Championship. Can Team Extreme capture their sixth World Tag Team Championship and give Jeff double gold, or will Rated-RKO get a little payback for their Survivor Series malfunction?

Legend takes a fall
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Overcoming 3-on-1 odds to defeat the Spirit Squad, Ric Flair was the WWE Legends’ sole survivor last night—until the clearly frustrated Squad members issued a horrific beat-down that left the "Nature Boy" broken and battered in the ring. With Flair’s condition still unknown, who, if anybody, is going to make the Spirit Squad pay in Pittsburgh?

Defending Diva
Goodbye, Lita; hello, new Women’s Champion Mickie James! Despite her recent history with Lita working against her, Mickie defied destiny and emerged the dominant female at the twentieth annual Survivor Series. With Lita retired, there will be a Battle Royal to determine a new No. 1 contender for the Women's Championship. Which Diva will step up to challenge the new champion?

See what happens in Pittsburgh tonight at 9/8 CT on the USA Network.

[St. Jimmy]

Hardys Vs. R-KO sounds pretty hot tonight.

[St. Jimmy]

btw, be pumped for the A SHOW.

[addy2hotty]

I'm actually gonna stay up and try and watch this mess. It looks hot, the Cena - Umaga feud continues, Umaga will no doubt do some other crazy thing, like try and beat up Maria again, or beat up JR instead when he objects to his announce table being ransacked.

DX try and screw the two biggest wastes of TV time on Raw out of the titles, no doubt some Spirit Squad arguing, perhaps even a pointless SS rematch between them and the leg-ends.

Matt Hardy is now obviously on Raw and no-one will mention it, Jeff is pointlessly carrying the IC belt. MNM may reform early tonight and cost them the titles.

Masters will do yet another Masterlock challenge or something, Carlito will have about 5 minutes screen time. Cryme Tyme will do some other stupid stuff, perhaps stealing JR's hat. Everyone will laugh.

Coach will come on and say some stuff about DX won't get one over on him so they're barred from ringside or their fired (he just got off the phone to MR McMahon or something).

They'll show lots of clips of last nights abomination, JR will go on about how John Cena FUed the 500-pound Big Show, again, and how it's the greatest thing ever.

Sounds good doesn't it?

PROVE ME WRONG VINCE.

[ClockShot]

Um. Did I miss the part when Matt Hardy jumped to Raw?

[Testicle]

Should be the best raw in at least four or five weeks, the tag match will be good if randy doesn't fuck it up

[St. Jimmy]

Um. Did I miss the part when Matt Hardy jumped to Raw?

I don't think those rules really apply anymore, and besides - he was doing what over on the B-Show?

[addy2hotty]

Needs to be the best raw in at least four or five months otherwise the viewers will leave in droves, the tag match will be average even if randy doesn't fuck it up

[Corndad]

Hopefully this makes 2 pages atleast tonight fellas. Man sucks, I should be at the show tonight in Pittsburgh, but alas here I am.

[addy2hotty]

So the Heat main-event is Hacksaw Jim Duggan vs Rob Conway.

Fucking hell.

[addy2hotty]

Just to let you know, Duggan went over.

This doesn't bode well for Raw.

[Testicle]

I think that there done pushing conway

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Didn't both Shelton and Charlie Haas have matches on Heat? Were they any good?

I'm sort of hoping Matt ends up in ECW.

[addy2hotty]

Ah, the joys of watching it in the UK.....Booker telling us before it starts that 'we're here for you!'.

Yes, of course you are Book.

[ClockShot]

Hopefully this makes 2 pages atleast tonight fellas. Man sucks, I should be at the show tonight in Pittsburgh, but alas here I am.

MNF is sorta meh tonight. But I'll try to provide scores now and then to the Seahawks and Packers fans here.

But yes, these last few raws have been putting me to sleep lately. It looks pretty stacked tonight.

[Azriel]

I hope tonight is interesting

[St. Jimmy]

Naitch with the start.

[Crippla]

I think I'll watch Raw tonight to see if things will start to pick up.

[addy2hotty]

Obviously in a rush tonight, no entrance for Flair.

[ClockShot]

MNF update. 7-0 Packers. And it's snowing. :eek:

[addy2hotty]

ooh, I wonder who his partners are ???

[NeanderCarl]

The end of the Spirit Squad tonight?

[ClockShot]

I don't understand a fucking thing they are saying.

[St. Jimmy]

... Okay, the SS needs to stop. This gimmick is way done.

[NeanderCarl]

DX as the partners?

[St. Jimmy]

This would be fun for a Naitch heel turn.

[NeanderCarl]

Ah I called it

[addy2hotty]

'We know the relationship that Flair and The Game have had as well'.

Yes, lets ignore that Trips tried to kill him a little over a year ago.

[St. Jimmy]

Trips tried to kill all his partners, including Steph. What else is new?

[addy2hotty]

'Im sick of fighting you guys', says Trips.

Yes, we are. Oh we are.

[ClockShot]

Hell yeah we are.

[NeanderCarl]

Is this sad DX vs Rated RKO gonna continue??

[St. Jimmy]

A little obvious there.

[addy2hotty]

Trips tried to kill all his partners, including Steph. What else is new?

You're right...

Must remember to suspend belief/recent continuity issues.

[St. Jimmy]

Trips is looking a little better in shape. Not alot, but a little.

[addy2hotty]

So...what is the point of this match, except a bit of on-camera gimmick killing going on by the Boss?

[Azriel]

So, SS to Smackdown?

[St. Jimmy]

Seriously missing the point of this opening match.

[St. Jimmy]

So, SS to Smackdown?

Nah, pretty sure Kenny is gonna go fucking berzerk and do something drastic, then get a decent IC title push.

[ClockShot]

MNF update. 7-3 Packers.

[The Genius]

when JR said something about a horsemen reunion i had a faint hope that malenko and benoit were going to come out. but then we get dx instead.

[St. Jimmy]

Love to see a good Micheals vs. Doane match.

[addy2hotty]

Quick odds on end of current match :-

Squad go over - 500/1
Flair gets the win - 1/3
Kenny runs off leaving Johnny to receive all 3 finishers - 1/2
A group of monkey's, armed with typewriters, run in beat down DX, crotch chop the crowd and announce 'we are the new writing team and fuck all of you, because next week Spongebob makes his in-ring debut' - 250/1

[ClockShot]

:wtf:

[NeanderCarl]

The best way to convey that this is the end of the SS is to leave the 5 of them lying in a bloody heap.

[ClockShot]

Ha ha. Look at this. :rofl:

[St. Jimmy]

:lol: that ending was pretty corny.

[Azriel]

This is the WWE, they have long since abandoned the cncept of having a point

[addy2hotty]

Time to retire Ric. Sorry, but it's true.

[NeanderCarl]

Seeing HBK, HHH and Flair hugging each other in the ring after a win in 2006 is enough to give Bret another stroke.

[ClockShot]

He just made a car payment, addy.

[NeanderCarl]

Ah man! I've lost signal :(

[ClockShot]

Damn. Looking at that, I miss my trampoline. :'(

[addy2hotty]

I like Matt in his 'Jimmy Jack Johnson' gimmick...as a 14 year old, or something.

[Azriel]

Hardyz should win the tag belts, and Edge and Orton should go back to singles wrestling

[The Genius]

so what are the odds now that the hardys win the belts tonight? is matt officially moved over to raw now?

[ClockShot]

Ha ha. Sending them to the farm.

[NeanderCarl]

Ah cheap shot... OVW :lol:

[DCXtreme]

Fair play i had a good laugh at that

[NeanderCarl]

were all the spirit squad in that box??

[UmbrellaCorporation]

lol...trying to stay off the grid.

[addy2hotty]

Well I called that...welcome back MNM.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

MERCURY.


*marks the fuck out*

[ClockShot]

Hey. Mercury is back.

[NeanderCarl]

Well are they gonna bother to explain why Joey Mercury has reunited with the two people who beat him down six months ago?? Or are they just gonna let him look like a loser who don't stand up for himself? Maybe he will turn on Nitro at the ECW PPV?

[addy2hotty]

As sad as it is to say, the Womens division will miss Lita, especially as theres no Trish.

I'm guessing Melina for this, as there isn't anyone else is there?

[DCXtreme]

Melina looks HOT tonight

[Batsu]

Some observations:

LOL @ the SS getting sent to OVW
YES!!! @ the MNM reunion
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! @ the Batista WHC

Geez @ Melina....

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Well are they gonna bother to explain why Joey Mercury has reunited with the two people who beat him down six months ago?? Or are they just gonna let him look like a loser who don't stand up for himself? Maybe he will turn on Nitro at the ECW PPV?

I thought the same thing, to be honest. My happiness for his return outweighs an explanation for me though. :D

[NeanderCarl]

Candice always looks like she's dressed for bed. Does her gimmick not go any deeper than "Slut"?

[addy2hotty]

Some observations:

YES!!! @ the MNM reunion


You did hear the 'one night only' bit right?

The point of being...?

I think Raw is majorly missing a point tonight.

[Azriel]

Well, they did say MNM for one night only, so you have to wonder.

[NeanderCarl]

I think Raw is majorly missing a point this year.

Fixed.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Mercury looks alot like Justin Credible with braids...

I wonder if Mercury will turn on Nitro and stay in ECW?

[addy2hotty]

Candice always looks like she's dressed for bed. Does her gimmick not go any deeper than "Slut"?

Carl, why are we up at 2.35am watching this? :D

[ClockShot]

MNF update. 7-6 Packers.

[NeanderCarl]

Carl, why are we up at 2.35am watching this? :D

True. I guess I'm a lapsed wrestling fan.

But I don't feel guilty, WWE is a lapsed wrestling company.

[addy2hotty]

Let's play 'lets look out for the X tattoos on Maria'....

[NeanderCarl]

Melina FIRST out :eek:

[addy2hotty]

I'd actually forgotten about Vicky. Shame as she used to be great.

Would be interesting if they brought back the crazed loon gimmick, or started calling Mickie 'Trish' or some crazy stuff like that.

[NeanderCarl]

Victoria's getting a renewed push then.

[Hanso Amore]

Mickie is terrible on the mic...


YAY VICTORIA!

[Batsu]

Hell yeah, Victoria gets a PUSH!

[DCXtreme]

Well 2:40am and i've got a few laughs out of this show - better be a good hour mark match coming up though

[Hanso Amore]

Victoria looks good with her new look

[NeanderCarl]

Victoria showing signs of her old crazy gimmick, but it's hard to pull off crazy with a techno theme tune playing in the background.

[The Optimist]

So yeah, shocking, Psycho vs. Heel Psycho angle.

[ClockShot]

Mrs. Ken Doane.......

That still stumps me to this day.

[addy2hotty]

Well 2:40am and i've got a few laughs out of this show - better be a good hour mark match coming up though

Don't bet on it, Cena promo no doubt. Followed by that Armando guy shouting and breaking a cigar, then a break up by refs.

[Azriel]

That should make a good match

[NeanderCarl]

Oh my God, Lawler with ANOTHER blatant lie. That was NOT The Hardys first match in WWE, any more than Team DX were the first full team ever to survive at Survivor Series. Hardyz had been working for WWE on and off since the early 90s.

[NeanderCarl]

Raw needs two new commentators.

I say Todd Grisham and Michael Hayes.

[addy2hotty]

So yeah, shocking, Psycho vs. Heel Psycho angle.

Not much else you can do with it really. Although Mickie is remarkably sane these days. Especially after seeing her boyfriend dumped in a box, and posted somewhere...

[DCXtreme]

Who were the other team to survive with all 5 members? I thought another team did as I was watching last night but couldnt place it

[Hanso Amore]

Oh my God, Lawler with ANOTHER blatant lie. That was NOT The Hardys first match in WWE, any more than Team DX were the first full team ever to survive at Survivor Series. Hardyz had been working for WWE on and off since the early 90s.

It was their first televised win after the Jynx gimmick.

I remember seeing that match live, trying to figure out why the fuc kjeff did the senton that missed everything. We made fun of them for weeks. The Tights, the retarded bumps.

then they got good

[addy2hotty]

Raw needs two new commentators.

I say Todd Grisham and Michael Hayes.

Give me Bisch and Josh thingy. We need a real Heel commentator again.

[Hanso Amore]

Who were the other team to survive with all 5 members? I thought another team did as I was watching last night but couldnt place it

Rick Martels 90 team I believe.

Martel, Warlord and power and glory.

[NeanderCarl]

It was their first televised win after the Jynx gimmick.

I remember seeing that match live, trying to figure out why the fuc kjeff did the senton that missed everything. We made fun of them for weeks. The Tights, the retarded bumps.

then they got good

It probably WAS their first televised win, granted. But they had worked in singles and tags for at least 4 years before that match. Hell, they were even the door-openers at King Of The Ring 95.

[ClockShot]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[addy2hotty]

Hacksaw main events Heat and is now on Raw as well? Life's good for Jim at the moment!

[NeanderCarl]

Who were the other team to survive with all 5 members? I thought another team did as I was watching last night but couldnt place it

Well, as soon as he said it I could think of at least 3, two of which Lawler was actually IN the match (one of which he was on the WINNING team!). A bit of research and I come up with FIVE full-teams of 4 or 5 members to survive.

[DCXtreme]

I'd love for Jim to just beat the shit out of Eugene right now, draw blood etc..

[St. Jimmy]

Hardys are winning the Tag Belts tonight. Pretty much guarenteed.

[The Optimist]

So. . .when they first brought Hacksaw back in January I kind of liked it. Now that they're actually using him as a wrestler, I don't at all.

[addy2hotty]

I used to be such a Duggan mark as a kid. Now it makes me sad that he's still wrestling.

[ClockShot]

MNF update. 7-9 Seahawks.

[NeanderCarl]

Well, as soon as he said it I could think of at least 3, two of which Lawler was actually IN the match (one of which he was on the WINNING team!). A bit of research and I come up with FIVE full-teams of 4 or 5 members to survive.


For those who are interested the teams were:

The Visionaries (Series 90)
Duggan's Team (Series 91)
The Four Doinks (Series 93)
The Royal Family (Series 94)
The Dark Side (Series 95)

and now Team DX makes six.

[Hanso Amore]

Psycho Chicks, Psycho tards?

[St. Jimmy]

Heel Eugene is LOL. Eugene on the MIC is AMAZINGLY LOL.

[The Optimist]

And the Eugene gimmick some how gets worse.

[St. Jimmy]

PSYCHO EUGENE.

[addy2hotty]

So now Eugene has gone from comedy-retard, to actual-retard.

It's lost me.....

[The Optimist]

Legends DX. . .this spells bad.

[St. Jimmy]

This is C-Fed fodder, and HBK is hilarious.

[ClockShot]

DAMN!

[Londoner]

That was just fucked up(the eugene heel turn). Had me laughing.


DAMN!

[The Optimist]

LOL Shawn Micheals Christian Party Planning.

[NeanderCarl]

HBK's tongue-in-cheek goody-two-shoes gimmick is annoying.

[The Optimist]

Spoiler warning, its Orton.

[St. Jimmy]

Is that blank outline an outline of Bob Holly?

[6to1]

they should have done that angle for eugene 2 years ago.

[Savio]

Looks like hardcore holly............:shifty:

[The Optimist]

HBK's tongue-in-cheek goody-two-shoes gimmick is annoying.
I think it's motherfucking hilarious in contrast to the fact that he's in Degeneration X. Plus Hunter plays it back off perfectly.

[addy2hotty]

Who's the special guest?

I'm calling Mr McMahon, Lita or those monkey's with the typewriters. Who then bring out Spongebob.

Or or...the THIRD HARDY BOY!

'But Peter, there never was a 3rd Hardy Boy'

/Family Guy

[Hanso Amore]

I do like the fact that the WWE uses legends. I think its fun. But they really have been doing too much. Duggan, Flair, Simmons, Dusty, Money Inc, Piper, it just kind of kills the novelty.

They are going to kill the Damn thing too

[The Optimist]

LOL The THIRD HARDY BOY IS. . .



GAMBIT!!!

~comic book joke~

[Hanso Amore]

Well, the outline was of Orton. I dunno if he will be the guest, but I assume it will since they used the cutout. I have that same fucking PSD.

[Hanso Amore]

Quick thouight.....Monty Brown comes in as Rated RKOs enforcer.

Book it

[The Optimist]

I'm hoping they're saving Brown to do something with Benjamin or Cryme Time

[addy2hotty]

Ah, the Test/Steph wedding.

Good times.

[The Optimist]

The best push that never was. Test.

[JH]

DAMMIT I'M SPECIAL!!!!!!

LOL
that was funny as hell

[ClockShot]

God. I got a good laugh out of this.

[DCXtreme]

Nah, its an outline of Holly - wont be him though

[NeanderCarl]

I never remembered Steph as being annoying in her face role in 1999, but she managed to wind me up in that video.

Maybe it's just hindsight, knowing her now.

[addy2hotty]

I went to that chapel a few months back. I said to the girl I was with - thats the place where Stephanie and HHH got married!

I marked out for the past.

[The Optimist]

That's so undramatic now. Still brings nostalgia though.

[NeanderCarl]

Reckon Steph will be the guest now?

[ClockShot]

Ben Roethlisberger?

[St. Jimmy]

I would fucking mark out of Christian came out. Seriously.

[The Optimist]

I hope something. . .I don't know if its yes or no.

Wow to Edge btw. Calling out all the hardy beatings and all.

[ClockShot]

MNF update. 14-9 Packers.

[The Optimist]

Mark out. RIGHT NOW!

[The Optimist]

Edge is so much less annoying without Lita.

[The Optimist]

WHO THE FUCK IS IT?!

[addy2hotty]

Orton wearing Edge's shirt.

Gay.

[St. Jimmy]

Oh shit.

[The Optimist]

Holy shit Ric Flair. Weird, yet appropriate.

[NeanderCarl]

Nice image.

[ClockShot]

Flair? The hell happened?

[The Optimist]

Orton wearing Edge's shirt.

Gay.
Yeah, with Lita gone they will probably go there.

[addy2hotty]

Did that sign that Naitch was on say 'Fuck Cena'?

[NeanderCarl]

If DX don't make the save, after the Legends never made the save last night, I think this could be the seeds of a Flair heel turn.

[St. Jimmy]

Conchairto. Hot-Shit.

[Hanso Amore]

hat blood is uber fake

[The Optimist]

I wish they'd go for a more fake-face anti-DX's fake-heel angle instead of straight heels, but this is still cool. And still makes sense. Orton and Edge both have a shit load of history with Flair.

[Batsu]

LMAO @ "ONE MORE TIME!"

[ClockShot]

ROFL at the fan. "ONE MORE TIME!"

[St. Jimmy]

Woah, JR getting a little emo there. Another one? I like this.

[The Optimist]

Simmons wanders up to Flair.


DAMN!

Walks off.

[St. Jimmy]

Uber-fake blood, but still good shit.

[NeanderCarl]

hat blood is uber fake

Nah I think he bladed beforehand, because it was still dripping. It's not as if Flair's afraid to blade.

[Azriel]

That was brutal, poor Ric

[Azriel]

Flair's pretty much the king of blading

[JH]

like it or not guys rated rko is without a doubt the best damn thing going in the wwe right now
whoever had the idea to put these 2 together is a freaking genuis

[ClockShot]

MNF update. 14-12 Packers.

[addy2hotty]

like it or not guys rated rko is without a doubt the best damn thing going in the wwe right now
whoever had the idea to put these 2 together is a freaking genuis

Are you high?

[The Optimist]

Well, I think it's one of the best beside DX's constant entertainment. But they are giving their all to it. Good show.

[Destor]

like it or not guys rated rko is without a doubt the best damn thing going in the RAW right now
whoever had the idea to put these 2 together is a freaking genuisHad you said that, I would have agreed.

[Destor]

Hot show tonight btw.

[addy2hotty]

Haha, JR is so piss poor now.

Can't even get the simple things right.

[The Optimist]

What the fuck is this shit? Lawler + Masters is all bad.

[NeanderCarl]

How does Lawler jump in the ring every week without warming up? He would suffer a nasty injury if he ever did anything that was actually physically extertive

[addy2hotty]

I'm still laughing at the HUGE fuck up by JR to care about this match that will last 3 minutes before a Masterlock followed by a Carlito run-in.

[St. Jimmy]

Masters! :love:

[Batsu]

LMAO @ this crowd getting on Masters.

[NeanderCarl]

Haha, JR is so piss poor now.

Can't even get the simple things right.

He is awful. I don't blame him, though, I blame McMahon. 10/15 years ago, Ross was the best commentator in the biz. It must be quite distracting to have people speaking into his headset telling him what to say. Still, JR does shoulder some of the blame. Replace him with Todd Grisham, ASAP.

[The Optimist]

I hate these type of matches because there should be so much psychology, King's been wrestling for DECADES he should be able to counter anything Master's simple mind can come up with.

[addy2hotty]

He is awful. I don't blame him, though, I blame McMahon. 10/15 years ago, Ross was the best commentator in the biz. It must be quite distracting to have people speaking into his headset telling him what to say. Still, JR does shoulder some of the blame. Replace him with Todd Grisham, ASAP.

I remember a year or so ago downloading a few Smackdowns that showed what happened during the commercials. You heard Cole talking to whoever was in the headset. He shouted 'I said that, I've already done that', to which Tazz added 'he said that Jim'.

[NeanderCarl]

Raw is so formulaic and run of the mill these days. Remember 10 years ago when you never knew WHAT would happen, or who would show up. It's a shame. I never expect to be excited by much watching Raw anymore. I'll give Vince Russo his due... he may have been barmy, but he kept things interesting.

[The Optimist]

So King, who again has been wrestling for decades can't break a full nelson.
BTW Are they re-doing tthe Masters Carlito fued? Could be okay.

[addy2hotty]

Carlito, the most underused talent in the WWE. There's his 2 minutes of screen time for the week.

[addy2hotty]

So King, who again has been wrestling for decades can't break a full nelson.
BTW Are they re-doing tthe Masters Carlito fued? Could be okay.

It wasn't great the first time, sadly. I think Carlito should be in the upper echelons of the WWE, at least be feuding with Masters over the IC title. Not stuck with a couple of minutes each week.

I weep for Carlito, the way I weep for a sports player too injured to compete in the sport they love.

[The Optimist]

He'll win the Royal Rumble or the MITB match. I have enough faith for that.

[St. Jimmy]

a) the Masterlock is a "modified" full nelson :shifty:
b) Carlito will be a ME singles star one day, he's just enjoying it now.

[addy2hotty]

He'll win the Royal Rumble or the MITB match. I have enough faith for that.

If they let Carlito win the Rumble, I will forgive the WWE for the last 2 years of awfulness.

It will be Orton though. No doubt. And I will cry.

[addy2hotty]

Question for American Football fans - Is Tyrell Owens as good as this hype on UK TV says he is?

[The Optimist]

He really should have won the MITB this year, I think it was his idea in kayfabe. Then Flair stole his spot.

I watched this Unforgiven match so much btw. Precursor to TLC was right there.

[ClockShot]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMAGA!

What happened to Estrada's mic. time?

[The Optimist]

Yes. Sadly he is. I hate him, but he is.

BTW I'm hoping for some Steelers bashing tonight. I'm a Ravens fan.

[ClockShot]

Question for American Football fans - Is Tyrell Owens as good as this hype on UK TV says he is?

In my opinion, no.

[The Optimist]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMAGA!

What happened to Estrada's mic. time?It's there.

[NeanderCarl]

He really should have won the MITB this year, I think it was his idea in kayfabe. Then Flair stole his spot.

That was bullshit. Buried Carlito and inserted Flair into a match he had no business being involved in.

[The Optimist]

God. Damn. It. it's officically here. God I hate Umaga.

[ClockShot]

Yeah, but it's been like 2 months since he touched the mic. And it used to be the only reason I watched.

Oh, here's the part where Cena comes out?

[NeanderCarl]

I think I've heard the commentators describe Umaga's facial markings as tattoos. If they're supposed to be tattoos (kayfabe) then you'd think he'd at least paint the same pattern each time.

[St. Jimmy]

LOL. <strike>Samoa Joe</strike>Umaga wants Cena's belt.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I'd like to see Umaga as champion, actually.

[addy2hotty]

Now all we have to wait for is Cena to come out, make a few fat jokes, make a comment about poop.

And Raw is complete.

[addy2hotty]

I'd like to see Umaga as champion, actually.

[St. Jimmy]

Cena/Umaga reminds me of Hogan/Warrior... :lol:

[ClockShot]

What if Kurt Angle just dropped by out of the blue?

[NeanderCarl]

Yeah, but it's been like 2 months since he touched the mic. And it used to be the only reason I watched.

They stopped him when he started getting pops for it, including fans chanting his name along with him, and shouting "Uuuuuuuumaga" along with him. Understandable, considering they are supposed to be the top heels in the WWE. When is Estrada going to get another charge then, start building the Estrada Family?? He has enough heat on him.

[Azriel]

Oh God, hopefully this will end quick

[The Optimist]

Are they still going to do the thing with Federline or was that thrown out.






JUST LIKE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NeanderCarl]

The WWF of old would have saved the first Cena/Umaga match for WrestleMania. WWE will probably stage it within weeks.

[addy2hotty]

It always makes me laugh when JR calls Cena a 'marine'. It's a bit like calling Daniel Craig, a 'secret agent'.

[St. Jimmy]

Pretty sure K-Fed and Cena still gonna happen on the first RAW of next year.

[The Optimist]

I really still can't stand Umaga. He didn't even go to IC level while Benjamin and Carlito wallow in hell. I admit he's not as bad as I first thought. Still the thought and comprehension of his character and why he was undoubtedly brought in is repellent to me.

Plus he's Jamal. They could have at least brought in Rikishi.

[St. Jimmy]

Umaga vs. Cena: New Years Revolution. Pretty much a given.

[addy2hotty]

The only reason I want to see Umaga as champ is so Cena isn't. The only problem is, that only Trips being champ will see the back of the Spinner Belt.

[ClockShot]

MNF update. 21-12 Packers.

Brett Favre moved up to #2 on career touchdowns with 410.

[NeanderCarl]

Savage Samoan animal men have been the rage in wrestling for 40 years, but really have no place in 2006. Are we really meant to believe that this guy is wild and untamed? How did he manage to hook up with Estrada? How did the Cuban Estrada end up meeting this Samoan guy who speaks no English? How do they communicate? Are they in love? Do they have sex?

[UmbrellaCorporation]

lol, Kramer reference?

[The Optimist]

Oh oh. This might be bad.

[addy2hotty]

A feud we never saw - Shane McMahon vs William Regal*

*Courtesy Smackdown vs Raw advert

[St. Jimmy]

... they're gonna talk about Kramer?!

[NeanderCarl]

They talking about Kramer???

[Batsu]

Are they doing a Michael Richards angle? SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT!!

[NeanderCarl]

Is this a new gimmick??

[addy2hotty]

Obviously a Cryme Time/Shelton thing coming out

[The Optimist]

FIRST RAW OF THE NEW YEAR

CENA VS KRAMER

wait wtf?

[NeanderCarl]

Is that Simon Dean???

[UmbrellaCorporation]

LOL

[The Optimist]

NEW NATION ANGLE!!!

[Batsu]

GAY. LMAO!!

[ClockShot]

Mike Richards. Did I miss something?

[St. Jimmy]

Bet you Cryme Time gonna whoop that ass.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Ahahaha, Cryme Tyme

[addy2hotty]

Jesus, just when you thought Raw couldn't sink any lower.

[NeanderCarl]

Who called the Cryme Tyme tings?

[St. Jimmy]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[ClockShot]

EVERYBODY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?

[Azriel]

Theyre parodying the Michael Richards stuff just to give Cryme Tyme something to do?

[Batsu]

Typical Vince.... current-event hoppin' PB&J.

[NeanderCarl]

This may be bad taste, and a bit weak, but at least somebody on creative is showing a little imagination for once.

[St. Jimmy]

OMFGGGG @ That Boot!

[ClockShot]

OH SHIT!

[Batsu]

That would be funny... in 1991.

[The Optimist]

Wow. No reaction. Why are Raw audiences so stupid?

[St. Jimmy]

Oh, that's going into the vault.

[Azriel]

This is dumb, and I think that was Simon Dean. I guess this is filler before the tag match

[NeanderCarl]

They re-using the Vader catchphrase???

[McLegend]

Wow that was bad

[The Optimist]

I don't even understand how much I'm going to mark out tonight.

[St. Jimmy]

12 Time... really? Damn.

[addy2hotty]

Jeff Hardy is great.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

lol @ Edge/Matt words.

[The Optimist]

Edge JH. . .is he trying to get him in the fold. . .Am I going to piss myself even more?

[addy2hotty]

Though Matt Hardy is greater.