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Skippord
11-30-2006, 08:02 AM
Anus Explosion death match

The Anus Explosion death match was a match held in Frontier Martial Arts Wrestling on October 29, 1998 in Korakuen Hall where the losers of the death match were later abused with objects or fireworks.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional_wrestling_match_types#Anus_Explosion_death_match
owenbrown
11-30-2006, 10:16 AM
Tell me thats a fucking joke :lol:
Rammsteinmad
11-30-2006, 10:24 AM
Desert Death Match. :|
Destor
11-30-2006, 04:55 PM
I used to follow FMW hard, this gimmick match is what made me stop watching.
KingofOldSchool
11-30-2006, 05:00 PM
I want to see said match.
ron the dial
11-30-2006, 05:07 PM
Wait, so they set off fireworks inside of the losers' asses?
The Ravishing One
11-30-2006, 05:07 PM
Hopefully this match type will get included on SmackDown Vs. Raw 2008.
The Ravishing One
11-30-2006, 05:08 PM
No wait!! I'd much rather have a "last ride" match included.
ron the dial
11-30-2006, 05:10 PM
No wait!! I'd much rather have a "mustache ride" match included.
Destor
11-30-2006, 05:15 PM
Wait, so they set off fireworks inside of the losers' asses?Yeah
ron the dial
11-30-2006, 05:33 PM
WOW. That sounds like a great idea.
M-A-G
11-30-2006, 06:06 PM
Get The Rock and Chris Jericho on this RIGHT NOW!
The Show Off
11-30-2006, 07:01 PM
I read all of those matches, and it makes me realize that the people that perform in CZW need to be commited. CZW putting on those matches is just awful. It's like watching a TV show of a girl cutting herself, just a lot less hot.
Destor
11-30-2006, 07:27 PM
CZW did an anal explosion match? ROFL.
The Show Off
11-30-2006, 07:54 PM
CZW did an anal explosion match? ROFL.

No some other company did, but I can see CZW stealing it.
Skippord
11-30-2006, 10:32 PM
The Pirahna match just sounds like an accident waiting to happen
Corkscrewed
12-01-2006, 10:18 AM
ROFLMAO

Some people are morons.

Actually, lots of people are morons. If aliens ever invaded Earth, we'd be fucked.
tucsonspeed6
12-01-2006, 10:51 AM
Well actually, I would think after watching this match, we would be better off if aliens invaded. Just shove a roman candle up ET's ass and we'd be set. I heard Tom Cruise got the idea to kill the aliens in War of the Worlds from that match.

Klattuu barata nicto--Ka-BOOM! Sucka! You're dead.
thecc
12-01-2006, 01:27 PM
No some other company did, but I can see CZW stealing it.The PA state athletic commision would have a heart attack over that.
RP
12-01-2006, 02:55 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
M-A-G
12-01-2006, 05:09 PM
The PA state athletic commision would have a heart attack over that.

You mean CZW merely existing hasn't caused that yet?
rmparadox
12-01-2006, 05:15 PM
Who were the competators in this "Anus" match?
M-A-G
12-01-2006, 05:22 PM
In a perfect world it would've been Vince McMahon and the Ultimate Warrior but noooooooooooooooo.....