Kurt Angle wants Chris Sabin to become "Pigpen" from The Peanuts

[KingofOldSchool]

source: Wrestling Observer Newsletter

Kurt Angle recently told Chris Sabin that he was a great wrestler, but he didn't like his look. Angle said that he looked "dirty" and that he didn't stand out (Note: I'm not too sure if by "dirty", Angle really meant Sabin's personal hygiene). Anyways, Kurt Angle then made the suggestion for Sabin to do a gimmick where he would be like the cartoon character Pig-Pen from the old "Peanuts" comic strip and have food & dirt all over him. Angle was actually serious with his suggestion. After people heard about his suggestion, those that were initially excited about his creative input were shaking their heads.




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[Skippord]

Kurt should die in the ring

[What Would Kevin Do?]

:wtf:

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Jabba?

[Skippord]

I read that on NoDQ this morning and almost flew to Florida and slapped Kurt Angle in the face

[owenbrown]

WTF KINDA DRUGS ARE KURT ANGLE ON?! :wtf:

[KingofOldSchool]

Angle should've just called him Bastion Booger Jr.

[Kane Knight]

WTF KINDA DRUGS ARE KURT ANGLE ON?! :wtf:

And where can I get some?

[KingofOldSchool]

Allow me to make a graphic involving this topic...

http://www.wrestlinginc.com/v2/wi/img/pic/angle.jpg + http://www.ipmc.cnrs.fr/%7eduprat/neurophysiology/images/brain2.jpg + http://www.gerweck.net/chrissabin.jpg =

***Becareful when hotlinking chief.***

[Dave Youell]

http://www.daveblackonline.com/meet_pig_pen_big.gif
HAIL SABIN!


Where's Skippord when you need him?

[Dave Youell]

And please for the love of god remove the gay porn, wait a sec, why do you have gay porn?

[6to1]

i don't know if that is better or worse then russo's writing.

[KingofOldSchool]

And please for the love of god remove the gay porn, wait a sec, why do you have gay porn?

What are you talking about?

[Dave Youell]

You know, the gay porn pics, please man!

[TerranRich]

I'VE GOT IT! Angle = Russo!

Did I catch that in time or what? LOL @ going to Florida to slap him in the face. SRSLY

[What Would Kevin Do?]

I'm pretty sure he hotlinked the image and it was switched up.

I took it out.

[Kane Knight]

Angle's not Russo.

He's just still under contract with Vince to inject a lethal dose of poison into TNA...

[Dave Youell]

I'm pretty sure he hotlinked the image and it was switched up.

I took it out.
Ahhh that makes more sense, less gay porn = ratings

[Disturbed316]

Its been done:

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/m/mikeshaw/05.jpg

[Mercury Bullet]

Angle's not Russo.

He's just still under contract with Vince to inject a lethal dose of poison into TNA...

Next, Angle suggests Christopher Daniels wear a pair of wings while he wrestles to keep him for in-character as "The Fallen Angel".

And one by one, Angle runs any talent TNA has to offer and drives it into the ground single-handedly.

[Caged Heat18]

OMG. I can't believe anybody would actually suggest that with a serious face. I bet Russo jumped out of his chair with excitement when he heard this idea.

[KingofOldSchool]

Its been done:

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/m/mikeshaw/05.jpg

Angle should've just called him Bastion Booger Jr.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I really think Angle was joking. Either that or he just dislikes Sabin.

It'd be pretty sweet if they turned this into a feud. Have Angle suggest funny gimmicks for Sabin in backstage skits, and have Chris eventually snap, and challenge Angle to a match. Or have Christopher S. join Angle as his apprentice.

[The Ravishing One]

Why Kurt Why???

[Blitz]

Kurt should do a Charlie Brown gimmick. He's got the head for it.

[Gulak]

Skippord should go to Sabin's MySpace and make references to this.

[KingofOldSchool]

Kurt should do a Charlie Brown gimmick. He's got the head for it.

Jeff Jarrett could be Linus.

Linus is always attached to his blanket.

Jeff Jarrett is always attached to the NWA Title.

[M-A-G]

Kurt should do a Charlie Brown gimmick. He's got the head for it.

He's certainly got the whiny bitch thing down.

[M-A-G]

Angle's not Russo.

He's just still under contract with Vince to inject a lethal dose of poison into TNA...

That would actually prove my theory that Kurt is just a mole in TNA along with Earl Hebner that way when Kurt ever faces Jarrett for the NWA Title and has the ankle lock on the champ, McMahon can jump the security barrier with his infamous "RING THE BELL! RING THE *@&#ING BELL!" Chants of "YOU SCREWED JEFF!" would ring all over the wrestling community...if they gave a sh*t about Jarrett.

[M-A-G]

While we're suggesting characters for some of the wrestlers, any chance of Gail Kim and Christy as Marcy and Peppermint Patty? :naughty:

[Kane Knight]

Kurt should do a Charlie Brown gimmick. He's got the head for it.

On the one hand, Angle would never do it, because he'd have to play the fool and get the football "yoinked" away from him.

On the other, it'd be funny to hear people chant "Peanuts" instead of "You Suck!"

[KingofOldSchool]

PEA-NUTS!
PEA-NUTS!
PEA-NUTS!

[M-A-G]

Given the shape of his head people might accidentally hear it as "PE-NIS! PE-NIS! PE-NIS!" so it's a gamble.

[Savio]

The TNA writers aren't much better mind you

TNA Title line

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[Shadow]

Gods...Kurt has just gone off the deep-end.

[Nowhere Man]

Am I the only one anxiously awaiting the start of the next Daniels/Styles feud? Daniels holds a football for AJ to kick, and right before he gets there, Daniels pulls the football out of the way!

AJ: ARRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!
Tenay: ABSOLUTELY UNBELIEVABLE! THIS IS THE SORT OF REVOLUTIONARY ACTION YOU'LL ONLY SEE HERE IN TNA!

[YOUR Hero]

LOL, way to go Kurt. He just told this guy that he's a fucking pig. I love the manner in which he did it. KURT LIVES!

[Skippord]

I kinda hope Kurt gets cancer rn

[Kane Knight]

brtl

[Blitz]

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/509/angleplugku4.jpg

[Blitz]

No reason really.

[FourFifty]

Jesus, that's just.... :rofl: