Official RAW Thread (12/4/2006): Rated "R" for Revenge?

[St. Jimmy]

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Revenge on Rated-RKO?
December 4, 2006

One night after ECW’s December to Dismember, Raw rivalries heat up in North Charleston, S.C.

Team DX-tremes
The Hardys soared to victory over MNM at December to Dismember, but Joey Mercury & Johnny Nitro plan to turn up the heat several notches on Raw—by teaming up with Edge & Randy Orton. Rated-RKO is still gloating about their heinous actions last week, leaving Ric Flair lying in a pool of his blood, plus leveling The Hardys and getting themselves disqualified during their World Tag Team Championship Match. Matt & Jeff won’t be alone against this fatal foursome, however; in their corner will be very pissed-off D-Generation X members Shawn Michaels and Triple H, who want revenge on Flair’s attackers at all costs. Will they succeed, or do MNM and Rated-RKO have a plan that will leave The Hardys and DX in the same condition as the annihilated Nature Boy?

Champ vs. Bulldozer
Last week, Umaga challenged John Cena to a WWE Championship match, a challenge that The Champ quickly accepted. He looked ready to go right then and there, but Armando Alejandro Estrada kept Umaga from going after Cena, saying the match would happen when they want it to. Will we find out exactly when that will be?

Revenge is a dish best served Raw, live Monday night at 9/8 CT on the USA Network.

[St. Jimmy]

This Umaga/Cena fued could be decent. That 8 Man Tag is hot shit (even if Tag Wresting is terrible).

[Savio]

best served raw?

[St. Jimmy]

Their statement, not mine.

[Fignuts]

Might not watch this tonight as my wrestlemania anthology box set just came in.

Envy me, peons.

[Savio]

uh-huh ;)

[Corndad]

I though MNM was a one night deal :shifty:

[St. Jimmy]

Bloody Naitch, WOO.

[Fignuts]

God, cena is fucking awful.

[Fignuts]

melina's tits look terrible.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'm so hoping Joey Mercury turns babyface in this match tonight! :love:

Can you just image him going nuts on his own team, and letting Triple H pin Randy Orton with a Pedigree, or something?

Fuck, that would rule.

[St. Jimmy]

Masters? Melina's Crotch? Coach? What the fuck is going on?

[St. Jimmy]

Well, atleast Cena has a point.

[ClockShot]

Good evening gentlemen (and ladies, if any, are reading).

And we're off with Cena on the mic. Wonderful.:roll:

[St. Jimmy]

:|

[St. Jimmy]

Cena breaks the Masterlock tonight... WHAT THE FUCK!?

[Skippord]

Remind me to not order New Years Revolution

[6to1]

well good cena will brake the master lock so they can fire masters.

[KingofOldSchool]

First they are going to have Cena break the Masterlock after the almost 2 years of them pushing it.

And then he's going to end Umaga's undefeated streak.

They are really trying too hard to get Cena over.

[St. Jimmy]

Kenny... LOL.

[St. Jimmy]

First they are going to have Cena break the Masterlock after the almost 2 years of them pushing it.

And then he's going to end Umaga's undefeated streak.

They are really trying too hard to get Cena over.

Then he gets to eat Trips knee come March.

[Linkbowler]

I'M ROBBIE!

[ClockShot]

KICK CANCER'S ASS RODDY!

[Savio]

I hope they style rko after nWo.

[St. Jimmy]

Gee, wonder who's gonna win this. :roll:

[Savio]

DX?

[St. Jimmy]

So the point of this was to use Piper's respect so we won't shit all over this match. Good times.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Kenny with Edge and Orton could be badass.

[St. Jimmy]

Victoria gonna own some bitches? Good times.

[St. Jimmy]

:drool: Maria ommgg.

[ClockShot]

Vicki got a hit list. Oh dear....

[St. Jimmy]

That was fucking impressive.

[Skippord]

Victoria gonna own some bitches? Good times.
Just like in that fanfic I wrote

[ClockShot]

EVERYBODY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?

[St. Jimmy]

Cryme Time in a retirement home? :lol:

[Skippord]

JTG may be my favorite wrestler right now

[ClockShot]

ROFLMAO! :rofl:

[Savio]

:lol:

[ron the dial]

Cryme Tyme is officially the best thing going on RAW. So fucking funny.

[Fignuts]

Think I saw Al WIlson in there.

[ClockShot]

Ah. Good times.

Oh look. Shelton's pissed.

[St. Jimmy]

Si?

[ron the dial]

And Shelton Benjamin providing the counterpoint is a nice touch.

[ClockShot]

MNF. 7-0 Panthers.

[Skippord]

HOLY SHIT SHELTON MADE IT BACK TO RAW!!!!

[St. Jimmy]

Shelton/Crazy could be good times.

[ron the dial]

Shelton is well educlated.

[St. Jimmy]

King needs to go back to being a Heel.

[ClockShot]

You know, I kinda miss those John Deere lawnmowers.

[Savio]

:lol: at crazy shruging after missed kick.

[ClockShot]

MNF. 7-7.

[St. Jimmy]

C'mon Monty. Need to see Shelton Pounced.

[ClockShot]

Haas!?

Do I smell reunion?

[St. Jimmy]

The Hell? WGTT getting back together?!

[Savio]

:lol: at haas.

[ron the dial]

WGTT getting back together might convince me that WWE actually cares about its tag division.

[St. Jimmy]

WGTT getting back together might convince me that WWE actually cares about its tag division.

So is that saying you don't want it to happen?

[St. Jimmy]

*sigh* Here comes the end of Masters.

[Savio]

Like the WWE never does stuff to piss off the fans?

[St. Jimmy]

Don't pay attention to JR. Ever.

[St. Jimmy]

Seriously, if Masters wins the belt, I'll mark out like a bitch.

[ClockShot]

Now I know I got taps around here somewhere......

[ClockShot]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[St. Jimmy]

... WHAT?! THAT DIDN'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE!

[St. Jimmy]

How can Cena win the match by making Masters submit... God that seriously urks me.

[ClockShot]

HOLY SHIT! JR IS GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK!

[TerranRich]

LOL Jerry: "John, you all right?"

Forgot he had the headset on, but it wouldn't seem odd to any average fan. ;)

[DCXtreme]

So basically they watched last months impact and said lets do that with cena / joe .. i mean umage

[ClockShot]

Ah. Coming to see the indians next week.

[St. Jimmy]

Masters should be the WWE champion right now.

[TerranRich]

Viscera wants a threesome, watch.

[TerranRich]

LOL, Cory, Torrie...

[TerranRich]

DAMN!

[ClockShot]

DAMN!

[St. Jimmy]

Kay. Ron Simmons can go home now. That's lost all of it's charm.

[ClockShot]

MNF. 14-7 Panthers.

[St. Jimmy]

Shawn looks retarded in that cap. Seriously.

[Savio]

Hey its Jay and silent....Well Jay and triple H

[ClockShot]

BRING HIM BACK! BRING HIM BACK! BRING HIM BACK!

[St. Jimmy]

Jericho :love:

[St. Jimmy]

I'm really not into this tonight, sadly.

[ClockShot]

Horrible.

[St. Jimmy]

Torries shirt was the casualty.

[St. Jimmy]

LOL at King drawing attention at Tori's tits.

[ChiefStubbs]

LOL at estrana wrestling debut next week.

[ClockShot]

Hey. Val Venis.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I demand Monty Brown NAO.

[St. Jimmy]

Val lookin' fat.

[St. Jimmy]

:lol:

[ClockShot]

And is someone special supposed to come out?

[ClockShot]

Spoke to soon.

[St. Jimmy]

Eugene doesn't like lesbians...

[UmbrellaCorporation]

This is atrocious.

[St. Jimmy]

I'm sorry, I know I'm not supposed to, but I'm fucking laughing my ass off during these Eugene segments the past few weeks.

[KingofOldSchool]

I'M SPECIAL

[TerranRich]

Those plants did a good job at seeming real until they refused to kiss Eugene. Who wouldn't kiss a retarded, bearded wrestler?

[ClockShot]

Main event already. Damn this flew by fast tonight.

[ClockShot]

MNF. 14-14.

[Gerard]

I must say i love how MNM are back together, i suppose mercurys drug problem caused him to forget all about the beating he got from nitro and melina a lot of months back. :foc: :roll:

[St. Jimmy]

So the only person in Evolution to not make Flair bleed is Batista...

[St. Jimmy]

LOL @ the VKM sign in the audience.

[Gerard]

So the only person in Evolution to not make Flair bleed is Batista...



I made flair bleed once by flicking a pringle at my screen.

[Gerard]

OOh yes king a very unique chant...edge sucks.....

[St. Jimmy]

Were they cheering "Edge Sucks" or were they cheering "Angle"?

[Gerard]

See above :)

[ClockShot]

MNF. 21-14 Panthers.

[McLegend]

lol I actually though that was an X-Pac chant at first

[St. Jimmy]

JR actually made me laugh. Wow.

[Gerard]

wtfs making those cracking\banging sounds? Lot of the crowd are looking over to the right as well.

[St. Jimmy]

Botch.

[ClockShot]

Still got something out of it.

[Gerard]

Just when im about to ask how long tll kenny shows up..

[ClockShot]

Kenny.

[ClockShot]

Um. There's still 3 minutes to play with...

[St. Jimmy]

Shawns losing more hair. Wow.

[Londoner]

Did i miss much then? I just saw the start at the ending of the show.

[Lock Jaw]

The highlight of the night was Chris Jericho.

[Destor]

The highlight of the night was Chris Jericho.I agree with this.

[HaTeR]

I didn't catch RAW, what's this about Jericho?

[Destor]

Came back man. It was insane. Looks like he's gonna get a program with Shelton right off.

[Destor]

Should be sweet.

[Splaya]

When the countdown hit, I marked out like never before

[Innovator]

Shit raw, sans for the Jericho highlight

[HaTeR]

Came back man. It was insane. Looks like he's gonna get a program with Shelton right off.

No... he didn't.

[Blitz]

The fuck do you know? You didn't watch.

He came out and gave the Triple powerbomb to viscera then cut a promo challenging Shelton next week.

[HaTeR]

Maybe because if he came back, all of you nerds would've been jizzing over it in the thread.

That and no results show anything about him, I'm sure he just appeared in one of those "this week in history" vids, right?

[Lock Jaw]

That and no results show anything about him, I'm sure he just appeared in one of those "this week in history" vids, right?

Yup. Winning the Undisputed Championship.

[HaTeR]

Figured.

[ddpBANG]

HE WUN DA TITEL!? OMG!!!!!!

[TerranRich]

Maybe because if he came back, all of you nerds would've been jizzing over it in the thread.

That and no results show anything about him, I'm sure he just appeared in one of those "this week in history" vids, right?
MY GOD you're a genius! Ever heard of joking around? A minor prank? Yeah, you have a LOT to learn to fit in around here.

[HaTeR]

I'm aware that it was a joke, tard...

And yeah, I bet I have a lot to learn for sure, lemme go watch some tranny porn and I'll start to fit in around here, right?

[Destor]

(Apparently, yes)