Mortar attack near wwe stars in iraq

[Gerard]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/tribute/exclusives/3834696

:nono:

[The Ravishing One]

That's crazy.

[Tazz Dan]

Yes, Lets punish RVD for not thinking it's safe there. :wavesad:

[Vastardikai]

heh, after that one, I wonder how many of the boys are thinking that RVD was smarter than he looks...

[St. Jimmy]

Let's walk into a losing war. HURRRRR. We're smart.

[St. Jimmy]

of course on next weeks IMPACT!, VKM will take credit for the Mortar.

[Lock Jaw]

That wasn't mortar fire, it was just HHH!

[Xero]

That wasn't mortar fire, it was just HHH!
He was testing the new Glass Canon and it backfired.

[Skippord]

lol RVD is a genius

[TerranRich]

Wait, RVD what? I'm guessing he refused to go beccause of the danger? Smart man. I wouldn't have gone either. Fuck that shit.

[samichna]

Apparently there is a war in Iraq or something.

[KingofOldSchool]

JBL did it.

[Skippord]

RVD did it to get back at them

[KingofOldSchool]

RVD did it to get back at them

RVD thought it was just a really big bong...

[Testicle]

to bad the mortar didn't hit the wwe creative team

[Skippord]

"DUUUUDE I'm gonna get so high...HOLY SHIT WHAT HAVE I DONE"

[Fox]

Obviously the Insurgents are still upset about Muhammad Hassan getting pulled off the air.

This is their idea of "Hassan-ing" WWE.

[Rammsteinmad]

"Welcome to Baghdad". Lol.

[Kane Knight]

The sad thing is, it was done by two of our own soldiers pissed off at "The Marine."

[Volare]

That or McMahon is trying to kill his creation again...literally

[Xero]

I think I found the man responsible...

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/hulkamaniagunnin.jpg

[Destor]

Damn, and we thought he was over booker BEFORE he was the Terminator...

[TerranRich]

http://img.xylot.net/hassand4.jpg

DAMN YOU, HASSAN! YOU NEARLY KILLED WWE! NEXT TIME, TRY HARDER!!!

[Savio]

5 people were in jured but luckly none were wwe stars.

[PullMyFinger]

lol Well I bet everyone envys RVD right now.

[Kane Knight]

BEen saying it since they started doing this: It's a bad idea.

[Chavo Classic]

I dont know what is worse. RVD being correct or the WWE milking war and conflict to enhance their own 'heroes of entertainment' image.

[Volare]

Now that I think of it, kinda funny how this shit happened last year too. :shifty:

[Londoner]

Why the fuck are they even in iraq? Infact, why the fuck are they doing a show for soldiers who are supposed to be doing their fucking jobs?

[Kane Knight]

Why the fuck are they even in iraq? Infact, why the fuck are they doing a show for soldiers who are supposed to be doing their fucking jobs?

To be fair, entertaining the troops has been pretty standards since at least WW1.

WWE's showboating, but still...

[Impeccable]

WORK!!!

[Londoner]

^ Yes that's what the troops should be doing, WORKING!!!

[Corkscrewed]

lmao, I missed the part where RVD refused to go to the show, unless you're referring to last year when he didn't go (and thus probably wouldn't have gone this year either)

I blame TNA, personally.

Either that or it was Hogan, who's hot air head spontaneously ignited the harsh desert air.

[Jeritron]

"A number of people were injured in the attack; luckily none were members of WWE."
I still can't get over that wording haha. Yea fuck everyone else who got hurt, as long as they weren't on our payroll

[Kane Knight]

"A number of people were injured in the attack; luckily none were members of WWE."
I still can't get over that wording haha. Yea fuck everyone else who got hurt, as long as they weren't on our payroll

Or to word it different, "We're here to support the troops--Thank God only the troops were hurt..."

[PullMyFinger]

I can just see the mass rallys starting tomorrow..."BRING THE WRESTLERS HOME!!! WHAT ARE THEY DOING IN IRAQ?!!?"

[Kane Knight]

"They were sent under false pretenses!"

Then we can get wrestling fans in "It's still Yellow Cake to me, DAMMIT!" Shirts.

[ron the dial]

Why the fuck are they even in iraq? Infact, why the fuck are they doing a show for soldiers who are supposed to be doing their fucking jobs?
They don't work 24 hours a day, guy. And what do people like to do in their free time? Be entertained. You see how that works?

I just hope WWE does a better job over there than they do over here.

[Kane Knight]

Are you kidding? The show bombed...Well, Mortared.

[Kane Knight]

But seriously, you take a bunch of guys who are in a dangerous situation and starved for something to distract them from the fact that you've watched half your unit die or be injured, and you pander to them.

Their "tributes" always suck, but who wouldn't eat it up in those conditions? That's like living in prison and getting a visit from a woman...As long as she doesn't have five o'clock shadow, you're not going to complain.

[Jeritron]

The troops will pop for anybody, thats probably why they go.
And I cant believe Candice moshed into the crowd once. I'm suprised she wasnt torn apart.

[Kane Knight]

They just want an audience that will cheer anyone and CAN'T LEAVE. :D

[Pepsi Man]

They just want an audience that will cheer anyone and CAN'T LEAVE. :D
So basically, they want Orlando?

[Kane Knight]

I said cheer anyone. The Impact Zone hates anything related to WWE, unless it's establish talent signing with TNA.

[Pepsi Man]

Damn.

[Xero]

I said cheer anyone. The Impact Zone hates anything related to WWE, unless it's establish talent signing with TNA.
That got me thinking. If DX really did show up on Impact to fight VKM, what kind of response would they get?

(Crap that's off topic. :shifty: )

[Kane Knight]

"YOU CAN SUCK IT *CLAP CLAP CLAP*"

I dunno.

[Pepsi Man]

"LET'S GO VKM!...LET'S GO DX!...LET'S GO VKM!...LET'S GO DX!"

[Hey, gimme a break; it's a TNA crowd you're asking about.]