Redo movie scenes

[Bad Guy]

Make some funny/stupid/whateveryouwant movie scenes.

Movie: Spiderman
Scene: kissing scene where spiderman is upside down

Mary Jane goes in for the kiss, and then rips off Spiderman's mask, seeing Peter Parker's face. "Peter?! Is that you! Ewwww OMG! *valleygirl*"

:shifty:

[Champion of Europa]

I love you like a man would love a woman. :drool:

[Bad Guy]

I love you like a man would love a woman. :drool:
:naughty:

[el fregadero]

<font color=teal>That's quite the sig you got there.</font>

[Vega]

nice sig.

[Shaggy]

I would have to do a scene at the end of 2 Fast 2 Furious.

The Original Scene: After the car crashes on the boat the bad guy jumps on the hood of the car and aims the gun at Tyrese and Paul Walker. He gets shot and as he starts to fall his shotgun goes off. The scene then shows both Paul Walker and Tyrese alright as they look on to the chick that saved them.

How It Would of Been funny: After the shotgun goes off and the guy falls Paul Walker turns to Tyrese and says "man that was AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh" and he screams as he notices the shotgun blast took Tyrese's head clear off.

[Kane Knight]

You know the whole "I am your father" scene with Luke and Vader in "Empire?"

Well, after fEps 1+2, I think it should go something like this:

Vader: I am your father

Luke *Bursts out laughing* You mean the "Dark Lord of the Sith," the most feared man in the Empire, is nothing but a little emobitch? Oh God! I've gotta tell Han and Leia! And Obi-Wan's not gonna believe that he was capped by a little angsty crybaby!

[Danny Electric]

In Titanic the boat never sinks and everyone goes to New York where they participate in the world's biggest orgy.

[Fox]

Empire Strikes Back

Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke: He told me enough... he told me you killed him.

Vader: No. I am your father.

Luke: Noo... that's not true... that's IMPOSSIBLE!

Vader: No, seriously, look I even have a picture.

(Vader presses a button on his chestplate and a picture starts printing from his chest. It stops halfway and makes funny noises.)

Vader: Shit, this thing always does this... okay, here we go.

(Holds up a picture of Chewbacca in a mini skirt.)

Vader: Oops, wrong picture.

Luke: This is getting too ****ed up for me.

(He falls.)

[Bad Guy]

lol

[Mikey]

Empire Strikes Back

Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke: He told me enough... he told me you killed him.

Vader: No. I am your father.

Luke: Noo... that's not true... that's IMPOSSIBLE!

Vader: No, seriously, look I even have a picture.

(Vader presses a button on his chestplate and a picture starts printing from his chest. It stops halfway and makes funny noises.)

Vader: Shit, this thing always does this... okay, here we go.

(Holds up a picture of Chewbacca in a mini skirt.)

Vader: Oops, wrong picture.

Luke: This is getting too ****ed up for me.

(He falls.)


lol