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Impeccable
12-15-2006, 11:25 AM
Just had a thought.
Say WWE was finishing, for good, like a TV series, that in it's first few years was great, but started wavering and now just felt like it was being drawn out. How would you end it?
Would characters die? Would someone be deservedly buried? Would you bring someone back for a final guest appearance. How would you end WWE?
Kane Knight
12-15-2006, 11:31 AM
JR would die. :shifty:
Impeccable
12-15-2006, 11:34 AM
Also, would there be any spin offs from your finale based on any of the wrestlers? (ie from original star trek there have been many spin off series, next gen, DS9, Voyager, Enterprise, Movie Franchise and Animated)
Triple H would be thrown off a building into a lake of man-eating sharks.
Then, on the series premiere of "H", we find out he made it out (although he now has a normal-sized nose after having it bitten off) and is running a bar in Charlotte, NC, and all sorts of zany things happen to him.
Chavo Classic
12-15-2006, 11:44 AM
I love this idea.
I'd have Cena and Batista coming out in some sort of Ellen rip-off and declaring their love for each other's muscles.
Jeff Hardy dying of a drug overdose and his emo brother Matt throwing himself off a building.
Jackie coming back from TNA to announce that her baby isn't Charlie Haas's at all. It's Russ's...
Shane at Vince's bedside as he slowly dies from colon cancer (explains his fascination with his own ass for years) but while he's getting coffee from the vending machine, Triple H sneaks in a smothers him with a pillow.
I could go on.
Kane Knight
12-15-2006, 11:45 AM
Also, would there be any spin offs from your finale based on any of the wrestlers? (ie from original star trek there have been many spin off series, next gen, DS9, Voyager, Enterprise, Movie Franchise and Animated)
Haven't they already done this with DX--The NExt Generation and ECW? :shifty:
Chavo Classic
12-15-2006, 11:47 AM
:D
If Raw was Friends, ECW would be Joey.
Eddie Guerrero would be buried.
Again.
Kane Knight
12-15-2006, 11:53 AM
If Vince was ending it, Eddie would probably be dug up for the finale. Seriously, not a cheap heel heat thing or a shot at Eddie.
Chavo Classic
12-15-2006, 11:55 AM
...wait, but the casket would be empty. And the show would never be recommisioned so we'd never find out what happened!
I'd turn it into a movie:
[PPV To Die For]
All the stars on the roster have been drugged and relocated to an arena. They all eventually wake up and are trying to find out what the hell is going on. All the doors are locked and entrances are barricaded. The lights are dimmed then a spotlight shines upon the ring. There is a mysterious figure standing in the center. In his hand is a mic. Soon we see that it is Vince McMahon but something seems different about him. He soon starts to tell everyone why they are all here. In the end its a tournament where the participants have to fight to the death with no escape. There are also huge masked men with weapons to make sure the wrestlers participate. McMahon is secretly televising and broadcasting it to many rich celebrities, tycoons, arms dealers etc. Bets are being held and past wrestlers make cameos. The winner of the tournament must face the evil King of Kings, Triple H in a Hell in a Cell match. lol I don't know.
Chavo Classic
12-15-2006, 11:58 AM
How is life at the Vince Russo booking school?
Impeccable
12-15-2006, 12:05 PM
How is life at the Vince Russo booking school?
It's great. They've just finished the chapter on marrying siblings.
The final promo, on the final RAW ever, would go something like (I'm basing this a few years down the road)...
(Vince is sitting in the middle of the 8 sided ring in a chair.)
Vince: I know what you must be thinking... "Why are you going, Vince? Why are you closing the company?" Well, I'd like to remind you all of a few years ago... 2002 to be exact...
(A flashback of the nWo/Vince promo is shown, ending with an echoing "Poison!")
Vince: I TOLD YOU I'D DO IT! You see, I proved two things here! One, wrestling fans NEVER remember past three months! And two, YOU'D BUY ANY SHIT I PUT UP HERE! If I put Cena and Hogan in the main event of WrestleMania, you would have seen it by the millions! If I made Kane a sadistic clown after he took his mask off, you would have loved it! I proved that wrestling was, is, and always will be, a CIRCUS! And I have finally killed it! I finally-
(Suddenly, the lights go out, a countdown appears on the tron and Jericho comes out and throws Vince out of the ring, followed by beating him with a chair, 'killing' him. He picks up a mic.)
Jericho (over the insanely loud cheering): WELCOME TO... JERICHO CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING!
There we go, the WWE is ended and the spin-off is established.
:shifty:
Impeccable
12-15-2006, 12:08 PM
Personally, I'd close with Vince in his office, asleep, and then waking up, declaring that he'd had a crazy dream.
That way, the last three years could cease to exist.
Impeccable
12-15-2006, 12:10 PM
Haven't they already done this with DX--The NExt Generation and ECW? :shifty:
Well, I'm sure ECW is the equivalent of the Animated series. Poorly done and absolutely NO reason to do so!
Personally, I'd close with Vince in his office, asleep, and then waking up, declaring that he'd had a crazy dream.
That way, the last three years could cease to exist.
Actually, I'd end it that way, but after he awakes and realizes it, Michaels enters and asks Vince if he's ready.
Vince says he is, walks out of the office and tells Bret that he's decided that he's going over Michaels tonight, and nods at Michaels as they go off the air.
In other words, the dream was the night of the screw job onward.
Chavo Classic
12-15-2006, 12:16 PM
and miss out on the Attitude era? Nah. Have the dream start at around Wrestlemania 18.
Impeccable
12-15-2006, 12:18 PM
Actually, I'd end it that way, but after he awakes and realizes it, Michaels enters and asks Vince if he's ready.
Vince says he is, walks out of the office and tells Bret that he's decided that he's going over Michaels tonight, and nods at Michaels as they go off the air.
In other words, the dream was the night of the screw job onward.
Actually, I really like this, but I'd end it with the sharpshooter, and Vince having a crisis...what to do...???
Then it ends, leaving us all guessing, what did he do?
and miss out on the Attitude era? Nah. Have the dream start at around Wrestlemania 18.
I think that saying that the Attitude Era-onward was all Vince's dream would subtly show how brilliant Vince really is.
Of course, this is beyond the scope of wrestling marks and they'd just all riot for their money back the past ten years.
LOL, now that I think of it, they could do that whole scenario at next year's Survivor Series.
Actually, I really like this, but I'd end it with the sharpshooter, and Vince having a crisis...what to do...???
Then it ends, leaving us all guessing, what did he do?
Or even make it like a sort of "split second" thing, where these past ten years has been him realizing that in the long run it may not be wise to screw Bret and doesn't have the time keeper ring the bell.
Of course it wouldn't happen, but I think that if they actually brought Bret in to retape the finish to where he wins would be an extremely surreal experience. Just have him reverse the Sharpshooter into one of his own.
Joey Slugs
12-15-2006, 12:53 PM
Patrick Duffy would be involved somehow.
Patrick Duffy would be involved somehow.
He'd be Zach Gowen's new leg.
The One
12-15-2006, 02:31 PM
I would make it a celebration of history.
Hopefully bring in The Rock and have him do the opening. The main event should be Hogan vs. Austin. Cena, Batista, and Lashley should all fight to unify all the World Belts. Also unify the Tag belts. Have Benoit win a match with all the left over belts. Give the McMahons a promo. Allow Flair to deliver a "This is the greatest promotion ever" promo. Get DX to agree to get punched in the face (legit) by Bret. Get as many Hall of Famers as are avalible to come out and be in the ring at the same time and maybe allow any of them that want to say something some time on the mic.
Some other crap like that...
Stickman
12-15-2006, 02:33 PM
If it ended tomorrow, I"d probably have some free time on my hands that I could turn into productivity
M-A-G
12-15-2006, 04:50 PM
This forum wouldn't have anything to do for one thing.
M-A-G
12-15-2006, 04:50 PM
But seriously this thread better get at least a 4 star rating. These are some neat ideas.
M-A-G
12-15-2006, 04:53 PM
I love this idea.
I'd have Cena and Batista coming out in some sort of Ellen rip-off and declaring their love for each other's muscles.
Jeff Hardy dying of a drug overdose and his emo brother Matt throwing himself off a building.
Jackie coming back from TNA to announce that her baby isn't Charlie Haas's at all. It's Russ's...
Shane at Vince's bedside as he slowly dies from colon cancer (explains his fascination with his own ass for years) but while he's getting coffee from the vending machine, Triple H sneaks in a smothers him with a pillow.
I could go on.
You're taking the 'soap opera' aspect a little too seriously there, pal. :p
M-A-G
12-15-2006, 04:58 PM
JR would die. :shifty:
WHO SHOT J.R?!?!?
Was it the annoying wife?
Stephanie: HEY!
The son?
Shane: Maybe...:shifty:
The partner?
King: PUPPIES!!!!
The mistress?
BBQ Sauce bottle: ..............
The boss?
Vince: IT WAS ME, DAMMIT! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!!!!
M-A-G
12-15-2006, 05:06 PM
I would make it a celebration of history.
Hopefully bring in The Rock and have him do the opening. The main event should be Hogan vs. Austin. Cena, Batista, and Lashley should all fight to unify all the World Belts. Also unify the Tag belts. Have Benoit win a match with all the left over belts. Give the McMahons a promo. Allow Flair to deliver a "This is the greatest promotion ever" promo. Get DX to agree to get punched in the face (legit) by Bret. Get as many Hall of Famers as are avalible to come out and be in the ring at the same time and maybe allow any of them that want to say something some time on the mic.
Some other crap like that...
This ain't Cheers. ;)
redoneja
12-15-2006, 07:25 PM
If it all ended tomorrow then there would be a lot less bitching and moaning from smarks.
redoneja
12-15-2006, 07:26 PM
Actually no there wouldn't. I'm sure they'd find something to bitch about.
The One
12-15-2006, 07:28 PM
Are you kidding me? There is so much shit WWE, WCW, ECW, TNA, NWA, and every other promotion has ALREADY done that pisses us bitchy "smart" marks off. We would simply go back a bit and find shit from then. That and the "Wrestling Forum" would probably end up being renamed "The Montreal Forum."
redoneja
12-15-2006, 07:31 PM
Actually no there wouldn't. I'm sure they'd find something to bitch about.
The One
12-15-2006, 07:33 PM
BITCH BITCH BITCH! MOAN WHINE BITCH!
COMPLAIN!
Are you kidding me? There is so much shit WWE, WCW, ECW, TNA, NWA, and every other promotion has ALREADY done that pisses us bitchy "smart" marks off. We would simply go back a bit and find shit from then. That and the "Wrestling Forum" would probably end up being renamed "The Montreal Forum."
In which someone, somehow, will mathematically prove that Andre the Giant was behind the screw job.
The One
12-15-2006, 08:10 PM
Andre caused Montreal
Edge & Christian are holding Rick Steiner down
It all makes sense in the end...
addy2hotty
12-15-2006, 10:26 PM
Vince sits in the ring with a syringe. Inside is some green liquid.
Vince gets the microphone and tells the audience, 'if I inject this liquid, there's a 50/50 chance I could develop superhuman powers. There is a 50/50 chance, however, that I could die'.
Have Vince stick the needle in, injects it, and the lights go out, credits roll.
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