Kenny (Raw Spoilers)

[addy2hotty]

I'm sorry but Dykstra?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I'm laughing like Mr Burns when he hit the guy in the bumper car.

Can you GET a worse surname? Dykstra? Sounds like some sort of lesbian She-Ra.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

I was wondering why they didn't go with Doane.... And then JR mentioned that the referee was Jack Doane, and it made perfect sense.

Fucking retarded WWE logic.

[aaaaa]

Over the weekend, some WWE writer was in the attic getting his Christmas decorations out and he dropped the box filled with old baseball cards. Here is the one that stood out:
http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/img/dykstra0424.jpg

Replace the 'L' with a 'K' and there you have a name without any creative thought needed! :y:

[Xero]

I thought that was Shannon Moore's real name.

[ron the dial]

Doane >>> Dykstra

But I'm sure that he'll survive. It won't be hard to remember, that's for sure.

[McLegend]

The Dude

[Volare]

Can you smell a Dyke chant anytime soon?

[Kane Knight]

WWE fans aren't smart enough to figure that out. ;)

[Mr. Nerfect]

I hope that Edge and Randy Orton refuse to let Kenny into Rated-RKO unless he changes his last name. It'd make sense to get him back to good old "Ken Doane".

[KingofOldSchool]

Kenny Dykstra sounds like some fat, hairy 80's WWF Challenge jobber.

When I heard that name announced lat night, I seriously cringed...BIG TIME.

And I really don't react like that very often.

[Fox]

Drop the "ny" and it's not so bad.

Ken Dykstra. Has a certain ring to it.

[Vietnamese Crippler]

And JR and King constantly reminding us of his last name doesn't help either :o

[M-A-G]

Kenny the Intern

[Arnold HamNegger]

I hope that Edge and Randy Orton refuse to let Kenny into Rated-RKO unless he changes his last name. It'd make sense to get him back to good old "Ken Doane".

Randy: "Your last name sucks Kenny."

Edge: "Yeah, you could say we don't exactly 'kendoane' the last name 'Dykstra'."

Kenny: "Ok, I'll change it. Just let me in guys!"

Edge: "Too late, last names are for loser's. Hell, retarded Eugene is even smart enough not to use his."

Randy: "Yeah, LOSERS!"

Edge: "You said it Orton. Now let's leave this Dorkstar before his dorkness rubs off on us."

(Randy shoves Kenny down, then walks away but stops...looking pissed off and confused.)

Randy: "HEY WAIT A MINUTE EDGE!!!!!! Eugene has a last name?"

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I love the name Kenny Dykstra, personally</font>

[Disturbed316]

When did he leave the squad?

[KingofOldSchool]

When DX shipped them to OVW.

[The Naitch]

Kenny Dickstrap

[jindrak]

I cringed too when I heard the name.

[M-A-G]

Seriously, WTF is wrong with Doane?

[Destor]

Ken Boane. See, DX still could've ahd their dick jokes. :(

[Kane Knight]

Drop the "ny" and it's not so bad.

Ken Dykstra. Has a certain ring to it.

...I swear, you get dumber every time I see you post.

[TerranRich]

Ken Doane doesn't roll off the tongue quite like Kenny Dykstra. Sometimes it's more than just seeing a baseball card and avoiding a referee's last name...although that's why Helms is Gregory and not Shane... :roll:

[Fox]

...I swear, you get dumber every time I see you post.



derrrr what kaner knight? just because i dont have the exact same opinion as you i'm getting derrrr dumber?



kenny dykstrap for lyfe!!!!!!

[St. Jimmy]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/feature/29062/3868042

LOL.

[The Naitch]

in the end it doesn't really matter

you'll all get used to it soon enough

but yeah, I wish people used more gimmicky names. His name is way too generic. This is wrestling, not UFC

[Kane Knight]

derrrr what kaner knight? just because i dont have the exact same opinion as you i'm getting derrrr dumber?

It's not about disagreeing with me. It's about pure levels of unadulterated stupid. From 9-11 conspiracies to "TNA will win because of its hungry wrestlers!" To "Maybe if we dress up the bad name, it'll sound better...."

[Afterlife]

First of all, by changing his real name they did "dress up" the name. so, clearly, they thought it was better, wether anyone else does or not.

Secondly, berating someone for trying to find a better way of using said crap name is not only stupid, but short-sighted and moot.

Thirdly, if you say "Ken Dykstra" fast enough, it sounds like some kind of degenerate eye disease.

Fourthly, in that pic up there, he looks like he'd make a damn convincing woman with the proper blending.

[St. Jimmy]

Afterlife is Stupid.

[Kane Knight]

Secondly, berating someone for trying to find a better way of using said crap name is not only stupid, but short-sighted and moot.

Good thing that wasn't happening...

[St. Jimmy]

Dodging bullets here like like 2 Ton Woman running towards a shooting range.

[Kane Knight]

But enough about Cena's fan.

[TerranRich]

"Bad name" = opinion = nobody is right or wrong...or stupid

I personally think it's an okay name. Better than his real name, but not as good as other last names. It's okay.

Kenny Dyson, Ken Darwin, and Kenneth Dell are all better choices. ;)

[Xero]

I remember JR calling him "Ken Doane" and the immediately correcting himself with "Kenny" a while back.

I don't know why I remember that, but I do...

[TerranRich]

Silly J.R. and his constant fuck-ups. Chocolate turnbuckles, anyone?

[Xero]

Silly J.R. and his constant fuck-ups. Chocolate turnbuckles, anyone?
That's not a fuck-up, it's a SLOBBERKNOCKER!

[Kane Knight]

I remember JR calling him "Ken Doane" and the immediately correcting himself with "Kenny" a while back.

I don't know why I remember that, but I do...

I can't Ken-Doane JR's constant fucking up.

[aaaaa]

Ken Doane decided on the ring name Kenny Dykstra because his idol is baseball player Lenny Dykstra.

Source: http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/2006_/articles/1166644701.php

I guess it was Ken himself who was up in the attic. :yes:

[addy2hotty]

The joke is, they could have made a gimmick out of Ken-Doane. T-Shirts would have sold by the bucket loads.

Unfortunately, now his surname could be related to Always Ultra (with new Dykstra wings).

[addy2hotty]

I guess it was Ken himself who was up in the attic. :yes:

So if his idol had been Shaggy, then he would have called himself Kenny Shaggy, or Kenny Boombastic.

He deserves to be buried.

[aaaaa]

So if his idol had been Shaggy, then he would have called himself Kenny Shaggy, or Kenny Boombastic.

He deserves to be buried.

Ha! Kenny Boombastic sounds like something WWE would actually come up with. Seriously, Kenny must have some kind of pull in the company because how often do guys get to name themselves?? I only wish his idol was Brad Penny from the L.A. Dodgers. :) Copper ring attire and a finisher called the "Common Cents"....wow, that would be bad.

[NeanderCarl]

Sounds like they just drew it out of a hat or something.

[CSL]

<font color=white>I don't really care as long as they get Johnny Jeter back on TV</font>

[Volare]

There we go, get Jeter back, call him Double J and make fun of TNA that way.

[Kane Knight]

Call him Johnny Jobber. Give him a guitar. Have him hold the midcard title until 2010.

[Jeritron]

Jeter and Dykstra. Are we watching wrestling or baseball?

Kenny is doomed.

[TerranRich]

Then Arn Anderson returns as Arn Rodriguez and Tito Santana changes his last name to Ortiz. The circle is complete.

[Afterlife]

Good thing that wasn't happening...


Yeah...yeah, we'll say that.





Anyhow, I was really looking forward to yelling out "Kick him in the Doane Nuts!" But I guess that's a no-go, now. :-\

[Kane Knight]

Jeter and Dykstra. Are we watching wrestling or baseball?

Kenny is doomed.

Just wait. The rest of the Spirit Squad will come back as Strawberry, Sosa, and Mikey A-Rod. That last one'll be subtle, eh?

[Afterlife]

On the one hand, I could actually try and explain myself, but you've made it pretty clear that you'll go as far out of the was as is necessary to intentionally miss the point. So I'ma opt for the other hand, say "afterlife is stupid," and so on

The above is a love note from Kane Knight.

Maybe you forgot, Princess, but I told you before, I'm not going to humor your attempts at goding me into a private argument about your incredulous public demeanor. I've never once seen you make an attempt -- successful or otherwise -- at explaining yourself, so don't get all "playground insult" on me. Either say what's on your bitter mind or don't, but your neg reps don't offend me and are a weak substitute for and a strong symbol of your inability to otherwise express yourself.

Once again, you lose.

[Kane Knight]

You've told me that before?

Good for you, cupcake. And all you had to do was take a private "argument" public.

:lol:

Oh yes. You won. Albeit it was a made up battle, but you won.

[Afterlife]

Say what you want, sally. You know the truth, wether you have the pride barrrier to battle with or not.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Lenny Dykstra was a helluva player. This could work. Maybe Johnny Jeter will come back as John Kruk.

[rob11]

Lenny Dykstra was a helluva player. This could work. Maybe Johnny Jeter will come back as John Kruk.
Nicky will come back as Nicky Daulton and tell everyone the world is coming to an end.