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The One

12-22-2006, 04:51 AM

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Hulk Hogan: AS THE NEXT ECW CHAMPION, I AM DECLARING MYSELF THE SAVIOR OF ECW, BROTHER

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Heyman: Well, suicide is on the menu tonight

Brock Lesnar: Can I still keep the shirt?

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Nash: Uh, Hoggy...I don't know if you realise this or not, but uh, because I am so awesome, the entire arena has cleared out. I mean it, not a single fan is left. And it's all because they didn't want to see me so THIS TO YOU...

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Joey Styles: OH MY GOD! Nash just did the classic Empty Arena Nobody Gives A Fuck Taunt!

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/h/hulkhogan/82.jpg

*Hogan is weakened by the lack of people caring about him, so much so that he has to lean against the ropes for balence...*

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Mean Gene: Now tell me, why are you continuing to to this long after people have stopped paying attention?

Nash: Hall needs beer money, and I am an attention starved whore.

:y:

The Naitch

12-22-2006, 05:05 AM

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*Hogan tries to regroup his thoughts and tries to pick up his shattered ego*

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Hogan: Yo Kev. Remember the time you tore your quad at Burger King? Who clotheslined the manager for those slippery greasy floors? ME!

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/k/kevinnash/40.jpg

Nash: Yeah, who pokes you with the needle in the ass everytime you need your 'vitamins'? THAT'S RIGHT! ME!

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Hogan: Remember the time you tore your quad when you were sleeping?

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Nash: SHUT UP! AT THE NEXT PPV...ECW ONE NIGHT STAND 3, I'll show you who the real ECW savior is! That's right! YOURS TRULY, BABY! Let's go Brooke (blonde girl in the red shirt). Show me where your old man's couch is

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OH NOES YOU DIDN'T!!!!

Impeccable

12-22-2006, 05:20 AM

So I could even be...CORPSE SGT. SLAUGHTER!!!

Anywho Bags me X-Pac...and the heat that goes with the Walt-Man!!!

The One

12-22-2006, 05:20 AM

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Nash: Look Hogan, I got people to back me. I mean once I tear my quad half way through the match, Scott Hall is gonna start throwing beer cans at you...and then after that...Sean Waltman is going to have sex with Chyna! Now I know what you're thinking, why does that matter at all? Well I'll tell you...

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/n/nwo/64.jpg

Nash: Cause when one of us picks up some funky new version of an STD, we ALL get it. And since I'm already gonna tear my quad, maybe even twice, I figured I might as well make this EXTREME and blade myseld. Then I am gonna bleed into your eye! And before you know it, it will be like we all had sex with Chyna, who fucked Hunter, who fucked Michaels, who fucked McMahon, who fucked Linda, who fucked...well nothing cause her fucking anything is fucking nasty!

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/n/nwo/68.jpg

Nash: The point is! We roll as a crew, and once we get done gang bangin your daughter, WHATCHA GONNA DO...when I fake injury so I won't have to lay down for you???

The Naitch

12-22-2006, 05:21 AM

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Hogan: Yo Rob, wake up.

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RVD: zzzzzzzzzzz4:20zzzzzzzzzzZZZZZ

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Hogan: Hey just wanted to tell you that I'm the new savior of ECW, and when I beat Nash at ONS III, I'll make sure to represent ECW

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*RVD wakes up from his high*

RVD: Over the past 5 years, i've pretty much lost all connection with happiness. It used to be that there were little things that perked me up and made me in a good mood. Things like Christmas trees. I put a new Chirstmas tree up in my apartment. I used to get so happy inside by looking at them. Now all i can think about is how long it will take me to tear it down after Christmas.

Long drives while smoking the stickiest of the icky made me happy all the time. Now i just want to stay home and sit on my couch.

Jerking off has become more like a job then it has a pleasurable experience. Before i talk myself into spanking it, I usually talk myself out of it by thinking about all the work i do for a split second of happiness.

I've thought about getting a dog, but i dont wanna have to walk it all the time . I also dont want to clean up poop. Smelling dog poop sends me into a Hulk like rage. Its weird. I hate dog poop. Probably ate some when i was a kid or something.

I dont want to spend time with my family on the holidays. I feel as if my time could be better spent and by better spent i mean, sitting on the couch and being high.

I dont want a girlfriend. 2 years ago when i thought about having a girlfriend, I had a very optimistic approach. I was pretty excited about the thought and really enjoyed the dating aspect. Now, I dont want anything to do with a girlfriend. I honestly, at this moment, couldnt talk myself into wanting to have sex. I have no sex drive and even if a fairly decent girl is wanting to reverse cowgirl my cock , i'd probably find a reason to talk myself out of it.

This place used to make me happy. Actually still does, but its also made me pretty self absorbed. I dont really care about other topics on the board. I dont read 70% of the topics here and honestly, when i see people talking about " That thread " or " That person said this ". I could care less. Unless anything has anything to do with my posting personality on this board, i dont pay attention. The only thing thats made me happy here, is by verbally assaulting anyone i can. I used to do this to make people laugh and be accepted by the popular folk, but now i just do it cause i dont really want to be friends with anyone here. I do it for that 10% chance that i might actually laugh my ass off to myself. I could care less what anyone thinks about me. Or if i hurt someones feelings. I'm trying to make me happy. And lately the only way i've been able to do that, is by coming here and calling people names and coming up with a zinger or two. I probably could have been friends with alot of you and do the whole " talk on MSN and AIM about really cools stuff pertaining to TPWW and calling those people by there real names like Michael Stima " thing, but thats so boring. That doesnt make me happy. These internet forums are set up to be a friends area where everyone chats and discusses opinions, but i think thats bull shit. I can do that in real life with no problem. Thats the stuff i dont want to do. I used to enjoy myself alot more when i could come on here and insult someone and not face any repercussions. Now i think about that and look back on some of my past posts. I'm proud of nothing. Not that i should be, but i dont even laugh at some of the insane shit i've said. Some things i've said have been soley to get attention. Cause i cant tolerate getting attention the right way ( being friends and junk ). That is slow and irratating. I suck basically.

I have a shitty job i dont like, 2 addictions, a dream and no major responsibility. All of this works together to totally fuck my life every year. I dont have enough balls to quit my shitty job because my dream is a financial risk. Even if i did pull the trigger on the dream, i have 2 addictions that will basically do me in. I sleep all week long sometimes. Literally waking up for 4-5 hours and going back to sleep for 9-12 hours over and over again. I have no motivation. Even when i dont want to sleep, I still go to sleep.

I'm about to be 25 years old and i've accomplished nothing. I dont even have anything to fall back on or strive towards. And if i did, in the mood i've been in for the past 2 years, I'd find away to fuck that up big time.

I've lost the game of life so far and it sucks really bad, by i have no motivation to change things right now.

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Hogan: Whatever works for you, man

The One

12-22-2006, 05:23 AM

Best. Naitch Placement. Ever.

The Naitch

12-22-2006, 05:25 AM

I suggested to Funky Fly to join as Lashley. Hopefully he takes the bait

The One

12-22-2006, 05:26 AM

And by the way Rob...I'm so hardcore I wear pink on my suits! Vinny Vegas 4 Lyfe!

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/k/kevinnash/31.jpg

Impeccable

12-22-2006, 05:30 AM

That's not hardcore.

This...

http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Wrestling/2005/09/29/nash-waltman.jpg

is hardcore!!!

The One

12-22-2006, 05:34 AM

Naitch Hogan
Tovo Nash
Diesel Hall
Im-Pac-Able

The ECWpWo! 4 lyfe suckaaaas!

Gulak

12-22-2006, 05:35 AM

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The Naitch

12-22-2006, 05:38 AM

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Tazz: Jim Ross? Where's Styles?

JR: Yeah, Styles is gone. I'm the new ECW play by play announcer

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*Tazz is CHOKED*

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JR: If you keep pouting like that, we're gonna have to replace you with The King

The One

12-22-2006, 05:39 AM

http://outsiders4life.8m.com/kevinnash/nash14.jpg

Look Hogan! I don't know about you, but I have no clue what the fuck Gulak even posted!

http://www.spcomplete.com/images/wrestlers/kevinnash.jpg

4 LYFE!

The Naitch

12-22-2006, 05:43 AM

Gulak's post was hilarious. Totally random

Impeccable

12-22-2006, 05:44 AM

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/8281/syxxcw6.th.jpg

Yeah.......

The One

12-22-2006, 05:46 AM

http://slam.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesN/nash_superbrawl2001.jpg

I can't believe Im-Pac-Able posted a tripod pic! I am totally destroyed emotionally! Waaaaaaa!

The Naitch

12-22-2006, 05:47 AM

LOL

use imageshack.us to host your pics

www.obsessedwithwrestling.com has tons of pics

The One

12-22-2006, 05:51 AM

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Look Hogan, this is the last time you will ever see me on my back!

The Naitch

12-22-2006, 06:04 AM

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Hogan Naitch: When I hit the Hammerstein Ballroom, 2000 ECW FAITHFUL will chant my name

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ToVo Nash: What the hell is Hogan talking about. I'm heading out there. Oh, hey Shawn, wanna join ECW?

HBK: Sure why not

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Hogan Naitch: With the power of my EXTREMEMANIACS I will make give Nash an EXTREMEBIGBOOT, followed by an EXTREMEBODYSLAM, and I will finish him off with an EXTREMELEGDROP! 1-2-3! YOUR NEW ECW CHAMPION....Hollywood Hulk EXTREME Hogan

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ToVo Nash: Are you fucking kidding me?

Funky Fly

12-22-2006, 06:13 AM

too busy and charismatic to be Lashley.

Gonna sticky this, tho.

The One

12-22-2006, 06:14 AM

http://kevinbigsexynash.com/pics/2/28g.jpg

Look guys, I'm wearing black poeple clothing!

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But no seriously, Naitch Hogan, I don't know what all this EXTREME stuff is, but I train with some pretty elite people. I mean there are some little people from Madegascar. I also think I once worked out with Denis Rodman, but really all he did was blow me....but damn that was hot. Infact I think i am gonna go do some one-man working out thinking about that...excuse me...

http://www.kevinbigsexynash.com/pics/bvd.jpg

The Naitch

12-22-2006, 06:17 AM

lol

addy2hotty

12-22-2006, 06:37 AM

http://www.rikfedyck.com/pages/wrestle/images/eb07.jpg

Addy2Bischy - Hey Kev, mind if I join in?

Volare

12-22-2006, 07:39 AM

Volare Henning: Hey now don't forget about me. I got this big ass belt dammit!

James Steele

12-22-2006, 08:33 AM

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John "Bradshaw" Layfield :I am rich, smart, funny, intelligent, and will soon be proven to be EXTREME!!

James Steele

12-22-2006, 08:37 AM

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JBL: I read books with no pictures!

James Steele

12-22-2006, 08:38 AM

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JBL: I have this snazzy shirt!

James Steele

12-22-2006, 08:39 AM

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JBL: I make balloons fall from the heavens!

James Steele

12-22-2006, 08:41 AM

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JBL: I AM A WRESTLING GOD! BE IN AWE OF...

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L

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JBL: Thank you.

addy2hotty

12-22-2006, 08:42 AM

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So I get a call from Vince McMahon, and he says 'Eric, I need two things from you. Firstly my cock sucked, and secondly a GM for ECW.' So I say sure, and I get here to find out that HOGAN is saying he's extreme and Nash is wearing black people's clothing. Tear a quad you jackass, I'm in charge around here. I'm EXTREME!

http://www.students.miami.edu/~mjohnso2/bischoff.jpg

I challenge any ECW 'extremist' to come try it on Easy E!

James Steele

12-22-2006, 08:58 AM

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Todd Grisham: HALT ERIC BISCHOFF! I, TODD GRISHAM SHALL BE THE NEW GM OF ECW!!!!

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BITCH!

James Steele

12-22-2006, 09:03 AM

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NUMBER ONE REASON TODD SHOULD BE GM...

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He'd bring the bitches to ECW!

James Steele

12-22-2006, 09:03 AM

...

James Steele

12-22-2006, 09:03 AM

....

James Steele

12-22-2006, 09:03 AM

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BITCH!

Volare

12-22-2006, 09:33 AM

Damn all this talk about Grisham...Gotta ignore it Cause Im Volare Henning Dammit!!

I'm a "PERFECT" CHAMPION and no one can top that!

12-22-2006, 11:59 AM

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Simmons:...........DAMN

Avenger

12-22-2006, 01:33 PM

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I call the big guy, HBK.

KingofOldSchool

12-22-2006, 01:58 PM

I'm in...

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/s/shofunaki/06.jpg

YAY! Someone finally picks me to do something other than lay on my back.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/l/lita2/37.jpg

Hey, I resent that!

Crippla

12-22-2006, 03:00 PM

Benoit.

D Mac

12-22-2006, 03:05 PM

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*Stumbles in*

"Diesel Hall is here!"

*falls down in a drunken stupor.

addy2hotty

12-22-2006, 03:11 PM

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Todd Grisham, you aren't the only one who can wear glasses, although I make it look good. I've written a few words for the occasion.

Todd is not god
He wears glasses just for fun
And when Easy E kicks his ass
He'll be running home to Mom

What do you think of that Grisham, get your ass out of here.

http://www.geocities.com/bischoffsangel3000/EBHowSweet.jpg

Now thats over with, I've got a few things to say to you Nas.....WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

http://www.geocities.com/bischoffsangel3000/minidust.jpg

SOMEBODY GET THIS JOBBER OFF OF ME!

The One

12-22-2006, 03:14 PM

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ToVo Nash: Look everyone! Diesel Hall's dick is THIS big.

Diesel Hall: Hey at least I'm only drunk...look at ImPacable, he's high off his ass!

ImPacable: Wha? Huh?

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/n/nwo/11.jpg

Diesel Hall: But we actually have a purpose for being out here!

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/n/nwo/14.jpg

Tovo Nash: That's right! See we're are so great we really don't need to actually win anything, and hell let's face it, none of us like wrestling. But we sure as hell like collecting checks. So Addy2Biischy! Come on down! You're the next contestant on "The Check Isn't Earned!" We let you hang out with us cool fuckers, join in at our circle jerks, and you being the boss make sure we don't EVER have to wrestle, and IF we do, you make sure we don't have to lay down...well...I guess ImPac can since he's kind of the jobber, but I have to look out for my quad!

The One

12-22-2006, 03:22 PM

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Diesel Hall: WE NEED MORE BEER!

ToVo Nash: *Thinking to himself*I wonder if anyone notices I'm grabbing my dick...

Diesel Hall: BEER! MORE BEER!

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/n/newworldorder/13.jpg

ToVo Nash: OK, we're gonna go ahead and take off, but...wait a second....is that Canadian Crippla I see???

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/n/newworldorder/07.jpg
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/k/kevinnash/21.jpg

*They take turns powerbombing him for a few hours...*

Crippla

12-22-2006, 03:24 PM

I'm black now?

The One

12-22-2006, 03:26 PM

...you're a dumbass...I regret including you at all...

addy2hotty

12-22-2006, 03:33 PM

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MY BEST FRIENDS ARE HERE WITH BEER! Guys, we don't have to wrestle, we only need write ECW, and we can start with my new best friend...

http://www.geocities.com/bischoffsangel3000/ericnval.jpg

My name is CanadianPenis, and I have been treated unfairly by those drunks, I say to you three - 'why are you always picking on me?'

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/7280/bischoffentre1hp.jpg

I'm not hanging with you, you whiny little bitch. I'm going to the ring to get me some beer. Diesel Hall, throw me a beer!

http://www.geocities.com/bischoffsangel3000/EricVictorySCSA-Style.jpg

Now to get us some bitches....EXTREME STYLE!

http://www.geocities.com/bischoffsangel3000/raw81803eric-10.jpg

Hello pretty, how do you fancy a feel of the Easy E?

D Mac

12-22-2006, 03:41 PM

lol addy2hotty

The One

12-22-2006, 03:55 PM

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/5638/nash14ov2.jpg

Tovo Nash: Look at this! Addy2Bischy doesn't want to deal with Canadian Penis...and hell, who would? Oh well, I'm gonna go take a nap.

The Naitch

12-22-2006, 11:05 PM

Official matches signed for ONS III:

ECW Championship: EXTREME Hogan (me) vs. ToVo Nash (The One)

ECW GM position on the line: Whoever is Todd Grisham vs. Eric Bischoff

LOL watch out for JBL (JamesSteele is a veteran when it comes to this)

lol at KOos being Funaki. GO GET EM!

I'll post the PPV in this thread whenever I feel like it. Don't treat this like an e-fed/c-fed. Just have fun and make fun of ECW

Savio

12-22-2006, 11:42 PM

http://www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com/roster/pics/punk.gif
CM Punk: if there's one savior of ECW its me! CM Punk! My tattoos aren't decorations the DECLARATIONS!

http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Wrestling/2005/01/26/punk-cm.jpg

Ref: Punk lets go grab a beer.

Punk: LOL no I don't drink beer i'm gay like that

The One

12-23-2006, 12:10 AM

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/5/52/200px-Kevin_Nash.jpg

Nash: Wait wait wait...CM Pink...are you telling me you don't do ANY cocain?

CM: No

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/5/52/200px-Kevin_Nash.jpg

Nash: Seriously not a little weed after a long hard day of not laying down?

CM: No.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/5/52/200px-Kevin_Nash.jpg

Nash: You at least drink right???

CM: No.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/5/52/200px-Kevin_Nash.jpg

Nash: I don't get it...I don't get it TO THE EXTREME!

Impact!

12-23-2006, 02:14 AM

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Kane!: What? You don't think I'm extreme?

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/6607/88sn7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Kane!: I'm so extreme I shave with an axe

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/5793/82lp4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Kane!: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG EXTREME *SNORT*

KingofOldSchool

12-23-2006, 06:24 AM

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Maria: Hi guys! This is Maria here! I have a VERY special guest today. He comes from the land of rice and Godzilla...Scot Funaki!

http://www.wwe-germanysuperstars.de/html/images/funaki_biobild1.jpg

Funaki: He-wo Maw-ria.

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Maria: ELMER FUDD!!! He's my favorite X-Man! So Funaki, what brings you here.

http://www.wwe-germanysuperstars.de/html/images/funaki_biobild1.jpg

Funaki: World Domination...HA...HA...HAHAHA.

http://badrose.virtuale.org/raw-02-28/02.jpg

Maria: World...Domination??? But Funaki, this is wrestling.

http://www.yakyuweb.com/mt/archives/images/funaki_l.jpg

Funaki: ....O. Soy sawce, too.

http://badrose.virtuale.org/raw-02-28/02.jpg

Maria: Soy sauce?

http://www.wrestlingzone.ru/s/s_funaki_wwe.jpg

Funaki: ...IN-DEEEED.

http://badrose.virtuale.org/raw-02-28/02.jpg

Maria: But shouldn't your goal be, WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION?

http://www.birdimages.jp/jphoto/jpg/030516.jpg

Funaki: ...hmmm...indeed.

CSL

12-23-2006, 10:42 AM

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/t/tripleh/69.jpg

Triple H: Just so you know-uuhhhhh, the Game is here-uhhhh, to push his way into the main event of One Nigh...erm...to show just how extreeeeme-uuuuhh he is. And if you don't believe me...

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/t/tripleh/15.jpg

Triple H: Check out my gunnnnnn-uuuuuuhhhhhh!

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/t/tripleh/82.jpg

Triple H: By the way, Scotty, I saw Jake in the back. There's only this much Jack left. You might wanna send the indeed guy with the funny eyes to go get some more.

ron the dial

12-23-2006, 12:57 PM

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Jake the Snake: It's okay, guys. I found my back-up stash. Now this is going to get EXTREME.

Craftsman

12-23-2006, 02:06 PM

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Hand: Bubba Bubba!
Bubba: WTF do you want hand?
Hand: High Five!!
Bubba: Fuck you.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y145/HiredHit/dudleyboys.jpg

Bubba:The Dudley Boys have heard the news! Yes ECW is back. We heard the stories and read the news boys. And by coming back, we have changed. Yes, we have. As a matter of fact, here is our first surprise.

Bubba:DVON

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y145/HiredHit/dvon.jpg
Dvon:The fuck do you want?

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y145/HiredHit/dudleyboys.jpg
Bubba:Get the bitches!!!

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Dvon:Fuck you.

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Bubba:FINE I'LL GET THEM MYSELF!!!

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Bubba:WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST!?

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Dvon:The fuck is wrong with you man? Stop yelling you fat fuck...I'll go first.

Loose Cannon

12-23-2006, 07:27 PM

a limo pulls up in front the ECW arena

http://users.fmg.uva.nl/pbakker/ny/images/limo.JPG

fans creme thier pants

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http://img101.echo.cx/img101/5687/shane36sc.jpg

LC: what up Cocky J

Here Comes the Money

LC comes out through the curtain to a massive pop
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http://img54.echo.cx/img54/7512/shane70cm.jpg

First of all, whomever changed the topic title to "This shit is gay" can kiss my ass. There's not only one Mod in around these parts. C-Feding is alive and kicking boys

http://img54.echo.cx/img54/9172/shane81lr.jpg

You hear that RDD, you faggot.

Old school c-fed fans start a TNA Chan
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http://img71.echo.cx/img71/9193/shane55ri.jpg

LC: So I get a call from my boy the Naitch who tells me that he wants to try c-fedding again. Only this time it's back to the basics and it's back to just kind of fucking around. In ECW, the boys go back to doing what the original TNA was all about. Having some fun and not giving a shit about winning or losing, not caring about writing matches and certainly not stressing out getting a promo up.

http://img54.echo.cx/img54/787/shane128lh.jpg

Check out what happens to people who stress about promos

Cool King flashes on the Tron
http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/1/crazy-hat-guy.jpg

http://img54.echo.cx/img54/5241/shane104rj.jpg

That's Cool King, former NCW star. The business got to him. That's not happening again. Today ECW becomes the staple just like TNA was. LC is back and is ready to c-fed again.

http://img54.echo.cx/img54/6161/shane114rz.jpg

James Steele

12-23-2006, 08:33 PM

For a week or 2. :lol:

:p

KingofOldSchool

12-23-2006, 10:16 PM

http://inlewd.com/exclusives/interviews/images/grisham2.jpg

Hi, I'm Todd Grisham. And with me is the self proclaimed #1 Asian, Scot Funaki.

http://www.thewrestlingfanatic.com/images/autographs/photos/funaki_pic.jpg

Numba 1, Todd. Numba 1!

http://img275.echo.cx/img275/5766/492zq.jpg

But Funaki, you're the only Asian in ECW.

http://www.yakyuweb.com/mt/archives/images/funaki_l.jpg

...Indeed. That's why I am Numba 1.

http://inlewd.com/exclusives/interviews/images/grisham2.jpg

I understand you have some sort of open challenge?

http://www.miyatasan.com/%7eyagifau/2002/021120024.jpg

Yus...Todd. I am issuing an open challwenge tow any man, wooman, or small plant.

http://img275.echo.cx/img275/5766/492zq.jpg

Small plant?

http://www.yakyuweb.com/mt/archives/images/funaki_l.jpg

Ahhhh yus. I have seen that movie "Little Shop of Horrors." I know that plants can be vewy deadly.

*suddenly a large shadow overtakes everything*

http://img275.echo.cx/img275/5766/492zq.jpg

....

http://www.sepiamutiny.com/sepia/images/greatkhali.jpg

....

http://www.hoffco-inc.com/wwe/thist/wwe/cru-funaki01-1.jpg

....oh shit.

*Funaki runs away faster than you can say Kung Pow*

The Naitch

12-23-2006, 10:48 PM

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/7548/77hv9.jpg

*ECW FAITHFUL including jindrak BOO HOGAN HARD*

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/3962/13ur1.jpg

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/8818/17um6.jpg

EXTRRRREEEEEEEEEEME!

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Extreme Hogan: You see. Let me tell you something, brothers....

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/4989/untitledbl9.png

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/6039/87lk1.jpg

Extreme Hogan: Vince McMahon told me th...

HERE COMES THE MONEY

http://img102.echo.cx/img102/5184/rshane5217lv.jpg

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/3343/76cp2.jpg

The Naitch

12-23-2006, 11:24 PM

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ToVo Nash: What? Shane O' Mac?

HBK: That's LC

ToVo Nash: El what?

The Naitch

12-24-2006, 06:44 AM

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/9140/onson8.jpg

ECW Championship
EXTREME Hogan vs. ToVo Nash
(Special Guest Referee: Loose Cannon)

Winner becomes the ECW General Manager
Eric Bischoff vs. Todd Grisham

ECW Television Championship EXTREME 4 WAY
CM Punk vs. JBL vs. Funaki vs. ImPACable

ECW Tag Team Championship
The Dudley Boys vs. Triple H & Jake 'The Snake' Roberts

plus more

Impact!

12-24-2006, 08:07 AM

Where the fuck is Kane!

Impact!

12-24-2006, 08:07 AM

Avenger

12-24-2006, 08:33 AM

HE'S JUST A SEXY BOY

http://img287.imageshack.us/img287/3669/12ua1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

There is a subdued pop as HBK appears on the rampway...

http://img287.imageshack.us/img287/6024/13px9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

He enters into a short jig on top of GCW before he enters the ring...

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/1226/33ox8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img287.imageshack.us/img287/387/77hs7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

HBK: Okay, so there seems to be a little confusion about who I actually am what I'm doing here. Well, before I get down to business, let me lay it out for you people.

I am the Showstopper...

I am the Main Event...

I am the Heartbreak Kid...

I am The Avenger.

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/2949/02kc3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

ToVo: LOL

http://img287.imageshack.us/img287/387/77hs7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

HBK 'The Avenger': That's fucking right baby. You see the fun has been sucked out of c-fedding, the essence of c-fedding has been drained away, and that essence is the people, the characters, the talent that make it what it is. Management has been pushing it's own agenda for too long. It's not about the shows and the fancy graphics. We the people are taking c-fedding back, back to it's roots. I might not have been here from the beginning but I sure as hell know I belong here now. You people know I'm the future of this racket and I've been denied my chance for too long. I am the Heartbreak Kid and I am that because I want to be. The Heartbreak Kid is here, the Avenger is here and anyone who doesn't like it...

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/d/dx2006/02.jpg

HBK: Suck my fucking dick, basically.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/d/dx/04.jpg

HBK: LOL Steele, what you doing here? Remember the International title, and the Highspots title? And how I owned you?

Steele: Shut up Cool King Classic.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/d/dx2006/02.jpg

HBK: ROFL... priceless.

Avenger

12-24-2006, 08:35 AM

Get me a match Naitch.

COME ON

Craftsman

12-24-2006, 09:11 AM

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Hand: Bubba Bubba!!!
Bubba: Yes hand what is it?
Hand: Pull my finger!!!
Bubba: Fuck you!
Hand: Okay! Sorry sorry. I wanted to ask you a question, Bubba! What do you plan on doing in your planned match against HHH and Jake the Snake Roberts!?
Bubba: Well Hand, me and Dvon here have thought long and hard about this. Yes we have. And...well...we plan on winning, hand.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y145/HiredHit/BubbaRayDudley.jpg
Bubba: Hold on, wtf is that smell?!

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Dvon: It wasn't me...

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Bubba: Oh...Hand buddy. Here comes your mom.

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Hand: :'(

KingofOldSchool

12-24-2006, 12:21 PM

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Hello loyal ECW fans, this is Josh Matthews. Today I am on the hunt for ECW's #1 Asian, Scot Funaki. Ever since his "open challenge" was answered by The Great Khali, Funaki has been MIA. However, being the God that I am...I am going to find Funaki. Why? Because I ordered some Sweet N' Sour Chicken.

http://pinkrabbitsays.typepad.com/photos/google_images_strikes_aga/cat_eating_plant.jpg

Funaki? Oh no, it's just a cute little kitten. How sweet.

http://www.milanofamily.com/Winter%2020032004/two%20in%20box.JPG

Funaki?? Oh no it's just a couple of cute little kids. (Maybe they've seen Funaki) Hey there little tykes, have you seen this man?

http://wwe.mytopix.com/img/f/funaki-0.jpg

http://www.milanofamily.com/Winter%2020032004/two%20in%20box.JPG

I made a poo-poo.

http://websurfnicaragua.com/tourney/announcer/josh.jpg

Uhhhh that's not wise, little kid.

Loose Cannon

12-24-2006, 12:40 PM

Here Comes the Money

Doing the shivy
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uhhh, I saw the topic Title got changed again. Anybody want to fess up?

Fans start an RDD chant

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http://img230.echo.cx/img230/7791/a00027jpg6zh.jpg

Well, I'm going to count to 3 and if the person who keeps doing this doesn't confess, I'm going to have to take away the World of Warcraft games in the back

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Out comes RDD McMahon after a 2 count

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RDD McMahon: It was me LC.....It was me all along. You're my Bitch!

Fans booo his sorry video game playing ass

http://img54.echo.cx/img54/5241/shane104rj.jpg

LC: Hey, I think you should go check your game in the back. I think saw Eugene Splaya on the keyboard and mouse.

http://www.wwe-germanysuperstars.de/html/images/eugene_biobild1.jpg

Eugene Splaya: Uh Oh, Game Over. Everything Erased

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RDD runs back to his locker room

Fans laugh thier ass off

http://img54.echo.cx/img54/6161/shane114rz.jpg

Avenger

12-24-2006, 02:12 PM

lol, why do you have to be such a nerd RDD? Go find some friends.

*lowblow*

Azriel

12-24-2006, 03:57 PM

Oh God, the 1,000th return of CFedding. I think I'll just be a spectator this time :lol:

James Steele

12-24-2006, 06:06 PM

I am debating whether to go full-time with Todd or JBL.

Xero

12-24-2006, 06:41 PM

Yeah, I don't give a fuck, gonna join this shit.

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/CFed/countdown.gif
Fans: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

*Lights go out, Cena is in the ring...*

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Cena: ROFL, You thought Jericho was coming out! Fucking mar-

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Cena: OH SHIT!

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ECW Fan: GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY ARENA, BITCH!

*BOOM*

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Cena: I'LL BE BACK!

Loose Cannon

12-24-2006, 08:43 PM

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LC: I'm glad you're reading my promos while on your PS3 breaks Doggy Mac. Thanks for the free publicity by the way.

http://img230.echo.cx/img230/5991/a00028jpg0gi.jpg

12-24-2006, 08:45 PM

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/f/farooq/04.jpg
DAMN

Loose Cannon

12-24-2006, 09:22 PM

It's not the Naitch.

It's RDD McMahon

The Naitch

12-24-2006, 10:27 PM

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RDD McMahon: WOW, THE CHURCH OF THE NAITCH! I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO AWESOME BEFORE IN MY LIFE. WHENEVER I LEAVE MY BASEMENT FROM PLAYING WORLD OF WARCRAFT TO GO TO THE GROCERY STORE TO PICK UP TAMPONS FOR MY MOM, I MAKE SURE TO GET SOME SUNLIGHT. BUT MAN, THE LIGHT SHINES SO BRIGHT IN THESE PARTS!

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/2483/churchofmcmahon1lv5.jpg

LC: Hey, didn't you cry when you watched the Pokemon movie?

RDD: Shhhhhh shut up

LC: Merry Christmas, man

RDD: Yeah whatever

The Naitch

12-24-2006, 10:34 PM

hey if you aren't on the card, you'll be on the PPV. Don't worry :lol:

CSL

12-25-2006, 12:02 AM

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McMahon: Hey, what's wrong with Jake today? I saw him earlier and he was pissed off

Triple H: Yeah, I kinda accidently...

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f105/TwistedSteeleEntertainment/steele_outsider_office/018.jpg

Triple H: ...drove my Extreme Stick through his last Jakeweiser.

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f105/TwistedSteeleEntertainment/steele_outsider_office/008.jpg

McMahon: And how is he now?

Triple H: Well he wasn't good but I found a little something to cheer him up. Go take a look.

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n38/von_muff/sdkfknslfjkg.jpg

Jake: Hey, anybody want in on this?

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/ppv/bl02/09.jpg

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/v/vincemcmahon/18.jpg

McMahon: I'm so glad I don't give a fuck about this shithole

Nervous Ferret

12-25-2006, 12:05 AM

I want in

addy2hotty

12-25-2006, 02:13 PM

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/e/ericbischoff/24.jpg

Hey Todd, how do you like the new ECW belt? It spins and everything! The ECW fans young and young will like this. And when Tovo wins and is drunk with his boys, they will have hours of fun watching this little baby go round and round.

NOW, down to business.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/ppv/v02/14.jpg

Bischy - Hello pretty, I know we've just met and all, but how would you feel about being on a pole during my match with Todd Grisham at One Night Stand. You can have the pole enter ANY orifice you desire.

Schoolgirl - But I'm too young.

Bischy - Err...no you're not.

Schoolgirl - Yes I am....

Bishy - Any more out of you, and I'll get Randy 'Randy' Orton out here.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/e/ericbischoff/22.jpg

As for Todd Grisham's ECW, it's BURNING. BURNING like a day at Kane's house.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/k/kane/37.jpg

Fake Tovo - Did someone say BURN?

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/e/ericbischoff/16.jpg

Er, Kane, you are wearing the wrong shit. It's not 1997 or something.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/k/kane/74.jpg

SHIT.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/k/kane/82.jpg

RAAAAARRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!

Eric Bischy2hotty vs Todd Grisham (Schoolgirl on a Pole Match for the ECW GM Position)

Mister Sinister

12-26-2006, 12:16 AM

We go to the backstage area, where the Merchadise is being sold

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/n/nickmondo/07.jpg

Yo, Listen up everyone, I have no real point here, except to waste camera time, and to pronounce that, I have entered the land of extreme, and I am the first and only wrestler in ECW to come out, that I am here and ready for action, not the kind of action, that gave me words, I can't even begin to pronounce with my 5th grade education, and that I am the most extreme thing ever to enter this promotion, don't beleive me...Ask my doctors, I have been pinched to death by crabs in my lower regions, had warts in my asshole, and get herpes outbreaks everyday...But enough about my hardcore activities, because ECW will soon find out...Aids, has no late fees my friends.

The Naitch

12-26-2006, 08:18 AM

lol

yo, bad news, I got a new job so I won't be able to write the shows. Plus my computer is being slow as a bitch

whoever wants to take over as bookerman go ahead :y:

I'll still promo as EXTREME Hogan though

anyways, here's what I had so far for ECW ONS III:

----

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/9140/onson8.jpg

*No pyros. Because pyros are NOT extreme*

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/6494/31qi1.jpg

IT'S CANADIAN CRIPPLA!!!!!!

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/8294/22qz7.jpg

Ref: Sorry but you've been IPbanned from the ring

CC: NO!!!!!

Ref: Yes

CC: Can you atleast ban Destor again? That would make me feel better

Ref: What?

CC: Unban Vermaat. I don't see what he did wrong to get banned in the first place. He was also a good poster

Ref: BANNED

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HBK Avenger: WHoa Nelly. If the guy wants a match, let the sock in.

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/4859/02hv0.jpg

CC: ....

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/8085/hbkhh2xb2.jpg

SUPERKICK TO CANADIAN CRIPPLA!

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/2325/handske1bw9.gif

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/830/86wd6.jpg

Winner: HBK Avenger

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*CC is escorted out of the ECW arena*

-----------------------

Crippla

12-26-2006, 09:10 AM

Way to job me out right away. :mad:

The One

12-26-2006, 12:35 PM

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/00/hbkdiesel.jpg

ToVo Nash: What...uh...what just happened there?

HBAvenger: I just kicks CanadianCock in the face.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/n/newworldorder/36.jpg

ToVo Nash: But uh...did you...did you just serve him?

HBAvenger: Yeah I think I did...

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/n/newworldorder/29.jpg

Both: YOU JUST GOT SERVED!

James Steele

12-26-2006, 05:49 PM

I am the new owner of ECW!

Splaya

12-26-2006, 06:52 PM

Splaya wants to do this

Corkscrewed

12-26-2006, 07:12 PM

Wait till page 4, folks.

Avenger

12-26-2006, 09:08 PM

lmao @ Splaya

The Naitch

12-26-2006, 11:03 PM

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/7548/77hv9.jpg

*ECW FAITHFUL BOO HOGAN HARD*

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/3962/13ur1.jpg

Heyman: I can't believe this

Lesnar: I like Hogan

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/8818/17um6.jpg

EXTRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEME!!!

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/6039/87lk1.jpg

EXTREME Hogan: As a true ECW icon and original..

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http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/6039/87lk1.jpg

EXTREME Hogan: ...I just want to wish Big ToVo GOOD LUCK at One Night Stand III, because he's gonna need it

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/o/outsiders/07.jpg

ToVo: Fuck Hogan

Diesel Mac: Fuck man, I gotta puke...

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/8681/pukeso4.jpg

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/847/p1adb0.jpg

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/o/outsiders/07.jpg

ToVo: Stay the fuck away from me

Diesel Mac: Oh shit...

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/8681/pukeso4.jpg

CSL

12-26-2006, 11:24 PM

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Triple H: I fuckin' hate you Mac!</font>

The One

12-27-2006, 02:35 AM

(First off, how the fuck did I get in charge of presenting shit. This was all Naitch's doing...I ain't gonna run, write, or do a fucking thing, so JS, I guess that means it's a one man show...)

ToVo Nash: Alright everyone. As finish wipping Diesel Hall's puke off myself, I realise that not everyone knows just how EXTREME I am here in EXTREME CW. So without further ado...I give you...

KEVIN NASH'S EXTREME PHYSICAL SHOWINGS!

ToVo Nash: First I show you that I a, so EXTREME, I can step over the ropes!

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/k/kevinnash/19.jpg

ToVo Nash: Ohhh yeah, kind of like just hanging out here...the rope kind of gives me a wedgy, but it feels soooo EXTREME! Now, I ask, what man or beast alive today, could carry two, I repeat...TWO flimsy guitars? Tovo Nash, that's who!

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/k/kevinnash/46.jpg

ToVo Nash: And finally, I am going to need EXTREME Hogan for my last physical challenge...

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/7548/77hv9.jpg

ToVo Nash: Now EXTREME Hogan, go ahead, feel up my EXTREME pec muscle...

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/05/tap.jpg

ToVo Nash: Yeah, nice huh? So uh, I think I've made my point. In the land of EXTREME, I run this plizzace! And I talks like a gansta, and wear gangsta ass clothes. EXTREME 4 lyfe bitach!

http://home.fuse.net/tjfessle/nash3.jpg

The Naitch

12-27-2006, 04:22 AM

ToVo will get shot

James Steele

12-27-2006, 04:52 AM

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/9140/onson8.jpg

ECW Championship
EXTREME HELL IN AN EXTREME CELL
EXTREME Hogan vs. ToVo Nash
(Special Guest Referee: Loose Cannon)

ECW General Manager Contract On An EXTREME Pole Match
Eric Bischoff vs. Todd Grisham

ECW Television Championship EXTREME 4 WAY
CM Punk vs. JBL vs. Funaki vs. ImPACable

ECW Tag Team Championship
HARDCORE TORNADO TAG TEAM ELIMINATION MATCH
The Dudley Boys vs. Triple H & Jake 'The Snake' Roberts

plus more

James Steele

12-27-2006, 06:10 PM

Can somebody edit the thread title?

Arnold HamNegger

12-27-2006, 07:33 PM

Can somebody edit the thread title?

The following commercial is a privately paid advertisement by the Insanely Fucking Stupid Douche For President Foundation:

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CHANGE THE TITLE YOURSELF GIRLY MAN......AND ADD "THE CHAIRMAN" TO YOUR ECW PAY PER VIEW! YA, I'LL SEND THE SIGNAL BY PUMPING AND LAUNCHING MY MANLY PENIS....RIGHT NOW..............

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..............YOU NEED LA PARNIEKA!!!!
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YA, HOW'S THAT FOR EXTREME? DO IT, DO IT NOW....AND GET TO THE CHOPPER!!!!

Thank you. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programing.

The Naitch

12-27-2006, 07:52 PM

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Sid Vicious: Hey ToVo buddy, tell Diesel Mac that I wanna make sweet love to him

ToVo: He's such a fucking mark for you.

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/4572/27nc2.jpg

ToVo: Yo Hogan, we all know you can't wrestle worth shit. You came back to face my boy Shawn Avenger and you out politicked him to win a victory at SummerSlam 2005. I'll let that slide. Then you decide to get off your couch and you want a match with Splaya. Of course, Splaya did the job. You never put anyone over. All you do is come in and collect a paycheck so you can buy hair dye, tanning pills, and steroids. Congratulations.

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/7548/77hv9.jpg

*ECW FAITHFUL BOO HOGAN HARD as usual*

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/6494/31qi1.jpg

IT'S CANADIAN CRIPPLA!!!!!!!! HE'S BACK!!!!

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/8294/22qz7.jpg

Ref: BANNED

CC: C'MON

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/6986/33pp2.jpg

EXTREEEEEEEME!!!!!!

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/4989/untitledbl9.png

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/6039/87lk1.jpg

EXTREME Hogan: As the original EXTREMIST, I was the glue that held ECW together in the mid 90s. I invented the concept of extreme wrestling. I was the toughest son of a bitch in the business. And let me tell you something my extreme brothers, I bodyslammed a 700 pound Andre The Giant at WrestleMania 3. I have the highest rated show in television today...Hogan Knows Best. My book was #1 on the New York Times Best Seller list. My daughter Brooke is a HUGE pop icon. I defeated The Rock not once.....

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/6039/87lk1.jpg

BUT TWICE! Now THAT is.....

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/6986/33pp2.jpg

EXTTTRRRREEEEEEEEEME!!!!!!

http://img324.imageshack.us/img324/3048/48qq7.jpg

ToVo: .......

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/6106/78xh0.jpg

*FANS BOO HARD*

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/4572/27nc2.jpg

ToVo: Hogan is a liar

HERE COMES THE MONEY

http://img102.echo.cx/img102/5184/rshane5217lv.jpg

*MASSIVE POP*

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7019/81tw7.jpg

http://img324.imageshack.us/img324/3048/48qq7.jpg

http://img54.echo.cx/img54/6161/shane114rz.jpg

*LIKE A CAT*

http://img71.echo.cx/img71/9193/shane55ri.jpg

LC: C-Fedding is back....back to it's roots_style. GCW is dead and old school c-fedding is alive again. The Naitch, who is the c-fed GOD sent his boy Loose Cannon from the heavens to bring back c-fedding to a new generation. The Naitch aka GOD sent his boy Loose Cannon from the heavens because he saw that the c-fed world turned into a horrible glorified e-fed when GCW was born. But now, I am here for the Second Coming of Loose Cannon. With the glory of The Naitch and with the light on my side, c-fedding will never turn back to the dark side ever again. The band is back, baby. And at One Night Stand, you will see me in the ring with two of ECW's alumni: ToVo BIG SEXY Nash, and EXTREME Hogan. It will be a classic, ladies and fine young gents

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/6039/87lk1.jpg

EXTREME Hogan: That's nice LC, but the fans didn't pay their hard earned dollars to come see you. They came to see Hogan.....

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/8818/17um6.jpg

to the EXTRRRRRREEEEME!!!!

*FANS BOO HARD*

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/4931/45fe9.jpg

The Naitch

12-27-2006, 08:54 PM

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/2245/churchsm1.jpg

Mister Sinister

12-28-2006, 12:16 AM

Once again, it is the most extreme Sexually Tranmitted Disease wrestler on the roster, and earier this week, I made my statement into joining ECW, I mean after all, who is more extreme then the guy who is extreme enough to go down on Tovo Nash mom while she's on the rag..

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/4777/mondo22so.jpg

Soon, I will make my mark on ECW, and leave the rest of this promotion with an large dose of Gonorrhea...

Because Remember, AIDS Nick Mondo, may not charge you late fees, but I will always be around to force you to painfully pay your restocking fee.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/n/nickmondo/07.jpg

James Steele

12-28-2006, 06:34 AM

WORKING ON GETTING TO PAGE 4

James Steele

12-28-2006, 06:34 AM

YUP

James Steele

12-28-2006, 06:35 AM

12 MORE POSTS!!!!

James Steele

12-28-2006, 06:35 AM

Destor

12-28-2006, 06:35 AM

Destor

12-28-2006, 06:35 AM

I will spam though

James Steele

12-28-2006, 06:37 AM

James Steele

12-28-2006, 06:37 AM

James Steele

12-28-2006, 06:38 AM

Card on first post of Page 4

Destor

12-28-2006, 06:39 AM

LOL @ the thread title & how James Steele can't count.

Impact!

12-28-2006, 07:44 AM

LOL

Crippla

12-28-2006, 07:53 AM

Naitch, I am going to sodomize you if you don't change the thread title now.

James Steele

12-28-2006, 07:53 AM

You deleted a post jackass.

EDIT: TWO CAN PLAY THIS GAME

James Steele

12-28-2006, 07:54 AM

hello

James Steele

12-28-2006, 07:54 AM

yup

James Steele

12-28-2006, 07:57 AM

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/5306/imageshackpt7.png &http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/9389/tpwwip8.jpg
present
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/8787/logomo5.jpg

main event
http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/7132/nashhoganhiaclcqr0.jpg

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/7251/grishambishoffto2.jpg

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/5914/jblfunkaipunkxpaczj6.jpg

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/5654/hhhrobertsdudleyzxb6.jpg

Crippla

12-28-2006, 07:59 AM

:lol:

James Steele

12-28-2006, 08:03 AM

Destor

12-28-2006, 08:07 AM

Well done.

Crippla

12-28-2006, 08:09 AM

:foc:

James Steele

12-28-2006, 08:10 AM

ROFL @ Naitch

James Steele

12-28-2006, 08:10 AM

Its amazing what you can do in paint.

Destor

12-28-2006, 08:11 AM

http://www.bodyslamming.com/other/pics/scottnorton.jpg

*DestNorton comes out to the ring*

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/b/b7/200px-Scott_Norton.jpg

Canadian Crippla. At the One Night Stand your going down.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/s/scottnorton/19.jpg

IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE!

*DestNorton leaves the ring*

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/s/scottnorton/01.jpg

Crippla

12-28-2006, 08:11 AM

He's waiting for me to do a CBright-esque spazz out.

The Naitch

12-28-2006, 10:10 AM

owenbrown

12-28-2006, 11:54 AM

I don't know the first thing about captioning. :lol:

James Steele

12-28-2006, 04:05 PM

Put a picture of a wrestler. Then under it, put a sentence of something you wish to say.

James Steele

12-28-2006, 04:09 PM

C-Fed FAQ: http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=42863

This isn't meant to be as in-depth and artsy as the previous c-feds.

James Steele

12-28-2006, 06:34 PM

The show will be up a couple of days after New Years.

The Ravishing One

12-28-2006, 06:39 PM

:y: Good shit

Crippla

12-28-2006, 06:46 PM

Add CanadianCrippla vs. DestNorton in a loser sucks the winner's dick match.

James Steele

12-28-2006, 07:00 PM

Add CanadianCrippla vs. DestNorton in a loser sucks the winner's dick match.

I will save that for the first episode of ECWonTPWW

Crippla

12-28-2006, 07:01 PM

:lol: Ok. I should probably cut some promos when I'm not too lazy to get the pics.

Impact!

12-29-2006, 03:19 AM

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/9350/70er2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Flame On!

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/4227/80ly8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Flame Off!

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/3452/72vj9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

YEAH!

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/8956/75qk1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

...

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/8043/73go5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/1993/74sm2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/2016/a00028jpg0giph4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

LC: Ahahahahahahahaha

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/2259/79sv0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Kane!: Ahahaha....

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/8274/77ut5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

LC: ...Ah shit

*Moments Later*

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/125/toasted2bp1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

LC: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Arnold HamNegger

12-29-2006, 04:48 PM

**HamNreich!**HamNreich!**HamNreich!**HamNreich!**
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/ShotzCA/17.jpg
**HamNreich!**HamNreich!**HamNreich!**HamNreich!**

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/ShotzCA/ecwcrew3.jpg
"What the hell is HamNreich doing here?"

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/ShotzCA/03.jpg
"You can say that again Joey Styles!"

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/ShotzCA/09.jpg
"I bet I can find me a friend here in ECW. Who wants to hear one of my Disasterpieces?"

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/ShotzCA/ecwcrew3.jpg
"This ECW crowd wants NOTHING to do with poetry!"

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/ShotzCA/03.jpg
"You can say that again Joey Styles!"

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/ShotzCA/14.jpg
"Alright, hold on let me get it. This will get me a friend for sure."

(Clears throat)

"HamNreich is here tonight in ECW,
To bang underage tang in the back of my BMW.

My lust for Girl Scouts was too 'Extreme' for WWE,
So they kicked my ass and fired me.

I heard there's no rules in ECW,
So bring on the girl and let me shoot my goo!"

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/ShotzCA/16.jpg
(Crowd is a mixed reaction as the girl enters the ring.)

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/ShotzCA/ecwcrew3.jpg
"From the sounds of it, there's a few sick people here tonight in ECW."

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/ShotzCA/03.jpg
"You can say that again Joey Styles!"

**CUE METALLICA**

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/ShotzCA/19.jpg

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/ShotzCA/16-1.jpg
"EXIT LIGHT, ENTER NIGHT....TAKE MY HAND...."

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/ShotzCA/08.jpg
"WE'RE OFF TO NEVER NEVER LAND!"

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/ShotzCA/05.jpg
**SANDMAN CANES THE SHIT OUT OF HAMNREICH**

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/ShotzCA/ecwcrew3.jpg
"OH MY GOD!! The Sandman DOES NOT like pedophiles Tazz!"

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/ShotzCA/03.jpg
"You can say that again Joey Styles!"

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/ShotzCA/13.jpg
Joey Styles: "The chapter on HamNreich is CLOSED...."

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/ShotzCA/19-1.jpg
Joey Styles: "....and the bar is OPEN!"

(Long delay as Joey looks over at Tazz waiting..........)
Joey Styles: ".........I said, the bar is OPEN!"

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/ShotzCA/11.jpg
"What? I don't have to say that everytime."

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/ShotzCA/01.jpg
"That's why he's the best Color Man in the business folks!"

Crippla

12-29-2006, 04:55 PM

ROFL, that should have been SuperSlim's character.

The Ravishing One

12-29-2006, 06:00 PM

lol

Savio

12-30-2006, 01:33 PM

http://www.fullimpactpro.com/profiles/profilepics/punk.gif
Punk: My tattoos are DECLARATIONS not DECORATIONS and in a few minutes I'll be DEFECATING.

Mister Sinister

01-01-2007, 11:59 AM

CanadianCrippla is seen backstage, until an official shows up, to let him know he is perma-banned from even the backstage area.

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/8294/22qz7.jpg

He seems down, as he picks up his dead plant, as the only procession he has, in his cock roach infested locker room..

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/e1/Sean-Ohaire.jpg/200px-Sean-Ohaire.jpg

Helmsphere: Stop the whining, you aren't down yet.

CanadianCrippla: Who The Hell are you?

Helmsphere: Who I am, doesn't need to concern you, but I'm here to turn your career around..

CanadianCrippla: That's Great, Because I'm not that bad of an poster

Helmsphere: Shut Up, Yes You are

CanadianCrippla: :(

Helmsphere: You let small little asians take your spot in this land of the extreme, when you yourself, consider yourself extreme...

CanadianCrippla: What should I do?

Helmsphere gives an evil laugh

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/s/seanohaire/11.jpg

Helmsphere: Go, Barge into the Naitch Church, and call his regelion, nothing but a farse, and demend he suck your cock, to prove how great you are...

CanadianCrippla: That's good, because I love the Cock.

CanadianCrippla, Goes and rushes off to do what Helmsphere tell him to do, as Destor comes into view..

http://www.bodyslamming.com/other/pics/scottnorton.jpg

Destor: He's going to go get himself killed..

Helmsphere: You're Not Telling me, Anything, I don't already know.

Crippla

01-01-2007, 12:13 PM

Way to make me look like a bitch and a faggot.

Mister Sinister

01-01-2007, 03:44 PM

Way to make me look like a bitch and a faggot.

You do that well enough by yourself, just selling it.

Crippla

01-01-2007, 03:47 PM

:mad:

Mister Sinister

01-01-2007, 10:58 PM

http://p9.xanga.com/9b/8b/9b8b5aec7a87300465890f6ba2c0ae2a26186708.jpg

MariaHey, Everyone, I'm Maria, and I'm here with the first man in ECW, to catch an STD, whatever that means...He is Aids, Nick Mondo

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:ZLJH6K-doAgvzM:http://www.whacks.bizland.com/CZW/TOD2/DSC00964.JPG

MariaWhy are you covered in blood?

AIDSBecause, I just got done getting laid, and didn't bother to tell the girl i was sleeping with, I had an sexually trasmitted disease...Stupid Whore, ended up busting me open with an Tampon!!!

MariaWhat's An Sexually Tr...whatever that word is?

AIDSIt's an....wait, you don't know? Maria, why don't you follow me to my locker room, and I'll show you.

MariaI dunno, are they fun

AIDSIt will be the most fun, you're ever have in 30 seconds...

AIDS Nick Mondo, head to his locker room with Maria..

AIDS Nick Mondo....Causing Virginal Discharge since 2004.

The Naitch

01-02-2007, 01:37 AM

lol I'm loving all these characters

I thought James was gonna post the show on New Years. Anyways, it should be up soon.

James Steele

01-02-2007, 01:53 AM

AROUND NEW YEARS

I have been shitfaced for 48 hours. I'll post it sometime.

James Steele

01-02-2007, 01:53 AM

Also, if anybody would like to write the matches and PM them to me...

That'd be awesome.

The Naitch

01-02-2007, 02:35 AM

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/434/628hk.jpg

EXTREME Hogan: So, you are the biggest ECW Mutant out there...

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/4122/660xe.jpg

ECW Mutant: That's right. And I think that the new ECW is a crock. I mean c'mon, there are only 2 ECW originals on the PPV, and that's the Dudley Boys.

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/434/628hk.jpg

EXTREME Hogan: I'm extreme. I invented the concept of extreme. Me and Paul heyman go way back

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/7994/899dt.jpg

ECW Mutant: ....

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/434/628hk.jpg

EXTREME Hogan: Let me tell you something brother. The ECW of the past is nothing compared the the new breed of extreme. Just look at these ECW DIEHARDS:

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/8246/diehard1211ax8.jpg

Orlando Jordan: Hogan all the way, baby!

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/7994/899dt.jpg

ECW Mutant: ....

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/434/628hk.jpg

EXTREME Hogan: Now check this other EXTREME DIEHARD:

http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/5885/fanofweek10azp6.jpg

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/7994/899dt.jpg

ECW Mutant: ....

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/434/628hk.jpg

EXTREME Hogan: Now here are some classic ECW FAITHFUL. And by the looks of it, these two have been LONGTIME ECW fans. And if you look closely, they white-out RVD and Sabu's names and replace it with a more EXTREME look. They even have a few words to say...

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/3190/kidstw3.jpg

Name: Jenna and Brandon
At: 10/03/06 ECW Show, Wichita, Kans.
ECW Shows attended: first one
Years as being an ECW fan:
Jenna:I don't know… I just started about a year ago, maybe
Brandon: Same here
Favorite Extremist:
Jenna: EXTREME Hogan
Brandon: Same here
Favorite/most memorable ECW moment:
Jenna: When EXTREME Hogan rips his shirt
Brandon: Same here

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/434/628hk.jpg

EXTREME Hogan: The people have spoken...

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/7569/632dv.jpg

ECW Mutant: I'm outta here...

EXTREME Hogan: Later dude.

Loose Cannon

01-02-2007, 09:48 AM

lol

CSL

01-03-2007, 04:30 PM

http://www.wrestlingzone.ru/images/styles3.jpg

Styles: Right now ladies and gentleman, we are gonna show you some footage that was shot earlier today...

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/ShotzCA/03.jpg

Tazz: Did somebody eat my sandwich?

Styles: :nono: ... Roll the footage

EARLIER TODAY

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f105/TwistedSteeleEntertainment/steele_driving/3.jpg

Triple H: ...and then she was all like 'Paul, that's sick. We're not fucking while you pretend to be my Dad". And I'm like "Hey
c'mon, babe, you kno..." Hey, are you recording?

Voice: Yeah.

Triple H: Oh shit. Okay...

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f105/TwistedSteeleEntertainment/steele_driving/2.jpg

Triple H: Right now, I am on my way to meet some of the most brutal brothers in the history of...uh...brothers. For years they have
been abusing people, showing up where they are not wanted, making people's lives...uncomfortable.

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f105/TwistedSteeleEntertainment/steele_driving/1.jpg

Triple H: Why am I doing this you ask? Well you see, at One Night Stand 3, myself and...Jake Roberts :nono: ...face off against one
of the most fearsome combination of brothers the world has ever seen. Slicker than the Jacksons, less sane than the Arquettes and more
dangerous than Ted and King Kong Bundy, we have to go up against...the Dudley Boyz.

Now I'm here to prepare, to gain an insight, to get 'inside knowledge' on just how a sibling team works. What makes them tick, what makes
them fall apart and what makes their blood boil. And then, I'm gonna kick their asses. EXTREME.

http://www.wrestlingzone.ru/images/styles3.jpg

Styles: Wrestling fans, that was recorded earlier on this afternoon. I'm happy to say that we can now go live to an 'unknown
destination', on a rooftop in downtown Extremeville.

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/ShotzCA/03.jpg

Tazz: Macho, macho man, I want to be a macho maaaann

Styles: :|

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f105/TwistedSteeleEntertainment/steele_interview_studio/29.jpg

Triple H: Here I am at the rendezvous point. I can't tell you where we are because this is a live broadcast. If I let it be
known where we are right now, hundreds...no, thousands would descend upon this building, catch an elevator right up here to the roof and
down these brutal animals.

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f105/TwistedSteeleEntertainment/steele_interview_studio/3.jpg

Triple H: Hold on...I think they've arrived. Nobody can mistake the noise when these guys approach...

I'm right. It's them. May I introduce to you, 3 of the most dangerous brothers in the history of the worldddd...

THE HANSON BROTHERS!!

http://www.wrestlingzone.ru/images/styles3.jpg

Styles: http://www.worldslargestdisco.com/images/6Hanson.jpg ??

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n38/von_muff/hansyou.jpg

Styles: I just don't know what to say anymore

Triple H: See, these guys are so EXTREME, one of them throws the nazi salute instead of waving everywhere he goes

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n38/von_muff/hanswav.jpg

**Watching on his 19 feet high Plasma ToVoTron 200 miles away in his very own platinum plated wrestling ring, inside his $270m
odd weekend here and there mansion complete with maid Jessica Alba and self cleaning carpets...**

http://img324.imageshack.us/img324/3048/48qq7.jpg

Nash: Are you fucking kidding me?

BACK ON THE ROOFTOP

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f105/TwistedSteeleEntertainment/steele_interview_studio/25.jpg

Triple H: Now you guys are some of the best. You have enemies all over, you have destroyed lives, you are almost...unkillable.
What's your secret?

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n38/von_muff/hansyou.jpg

Hanson: Erm...?

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/t/tripleh/81.jpg

Styles: My god! Triple H just attacked Hanson!

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/h/hhh/13.jpg

Styles: Extreme Pedigree!!

Wait a minute...no...don't do it!

Triple H: MMMbop this!

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n38/von_muff/911_jump_01.jpg

Styles: OH MY GODDD! Triple H just killed Hanson!!

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n38/von_muff/siblingassasin.jpg

Triple H: :foc:

The Naitch

01-03-2007, 07:21 PM

lol

lol at Tazz

Loose Cannon

01-03-2007, 08:36 PM

Live From Texas

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/3267/38hp9.jpg

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/3603/44ni8.jpg

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/4654/ringwu3.jpg

Taker: I'm here tonight to give a special shout out to all the boys in Iraq fighting for our Freedom. Good job killing Sadam and video taping it guys.

Someone in the crowd starts talking over Undertaker trying to hit on a chick
http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/623/hall28pn7.jpg

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/4654/ringwu3.jpg
And.........Hey come on Scott, sit down.

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/623/hall28pn7.jpg

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/1579/ring01xr6.jpg

Taker: Like I was saying, we at ECW love you guys and support everything you're doing.

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/5527/hall30oz3.jpg

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/1406/hall65nf5.jpg

Hall: Hey, we love them too. I swear to god.

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/1579/ring01xr6.jpg

Taker: For all the men and women who lost thier lives this past year, I would like to have a moment of silence

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/4277/hall31tq0.jpg

Hall: Hey man, time to pray

Moment of Silence Begins

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/8039/hall39og2.jpg

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/6572/ring03lv8.jpg

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/3097/010tq0.jpg

Tovo Nash: Go Bears!!!!!!!!

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/6572/ring03lv8.jpg

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Nash: You hear about that Denver player who was killed in a drive by?

Hall: Yo, I was there.

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Nash starts signing autographs for the fans
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Taker: Thank you. That was great. I am so honored to be an American in this day and age

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Nash: BOOOOO, You Suck Taker. I Beat you back in the 90's.

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Taker: Hey come on, chill. We're live dude.

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Alright, what the fuck? That's it, I'm done

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Hall: Hey, don't blame us.

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Splaya

01-03-2007, 08:49 PM

Fucking hott

Savio

01-03-2007, 08:54 PM

:lol:

The One

01-03-2007, 09:23 PM

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Tovo Nash: So I don't know about you, but this show has kind of sucked the hairy cup of balls.

Other Guy: I don't know dude, I'm kindda high right now...

Tovo Nash: Shit man, you look more out of it than Hall does...you ok?

High Guy Vision
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Other Guy: There's like four of you and stuff...

Tovo Nash: Right well I'm gonna go to the ring.

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Tovo Nash: WOK, so we've been over the fact that I am like 20 million times the EXTREME that Hogan is, but let me so you all something.

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Tovo Nash: That's right. even my hair is better than Hogan's. Well Hogan doesn't really have hair, but still, mine is better. And if Paul Heyman showed us anything, hair makes someone EXTREME!

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Tovo Nash: Now where's Hall? Where's ImPACabale?

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Hall: Hey Yo...

ImPACable: Yeah, "Yo"...

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Tovo Nash: Yeah we're all gangstar mother fuckers. We'll fuckin rape ya!

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ImPACable: I stick these three fingers in Chyna, then I shove em up yo ass!

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Hall: Oh fuck! I'm gonna huarl!

Tovo Nash: LOL!

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Tovo Nash: The point is, we're gonna fuckin own your ass...then I'm gonna rape rape it. :D

The Naitch

01-04-2007, 02:58 AM

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EXTREME Hogan: So last night, this one punk came by the house to talk to Brooke. And what did I do? I gave him an EXTREME clothesline, I picked him up for an EXTREME bodyslam, and finished him off with an EXTREME leg drop. Brooke started crying and all that jazz, and the boy tried to get outta there, but I didn't stop there, brothers. I got in my car and followed him and I started tailgatting him and bumped him a few times you know to scare him, and then we got on the bridge. I bumped him so hard, his car went out of control and he went over the bridge into the EXTREMEly cold freezing water. But hey, gotta keep Brooke safe from all those predators.

Bischoff: Now THAT is EXTREME. Ladies, you're looking at the next ECW Champion

Dennis Rodman: I can't believe I was a drag queen :nono:

The One

Version One

NASH!

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*Out comes ToVo Nash*

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ToVo: All is good baby, all is good. Because last night, I ran over Blitz' dog. The only thing I gotta worry about now is the HELL IN A CELL match with EXTREME :roll: Hogan

I AM A REAL EXTREEEEMIST, fight for the rights of everyman
I AM A REAL EXTREEEEMIST, fight for what's right..FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!

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When it comes crashing down and it's EXTREME inside
ya gotta take a stand it ain't EXTREME to hide
Well you hurt you my friends and you hurt my pride
you gotta be EXTREME, I won't let it slide!

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ToVo: BOO HOGAN!

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EXTREME Hogan: Oh boo yourself

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EXTREME Hogan: HoMo Nash

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ToVo: BOO HOGAN!

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EXTREME Hogan: Let me tell you something my EXTREME brothers...

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ToVo: DONKEY!

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EXTREME Hogan: Now before I was so rudely interupted..

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Hall: MORE BEER!

ToVo: :rofl:

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FUCK YOU HALL!!!!!!

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Hall: Yeah, fuck me!

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Hall: Oh crap

ToVo: I'm outta here...

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*EXTREME Hogan throws Hall into the ring*

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*Back in the lockeroom*

ToVo: $20

Crackhead: k, pull down your pants

ToVo: let's make this quick