Mario 64's ending

[The One]

The ending was pure shit. If I was Mario I'd lose my fucking mind. It's be like...

"Hey Bitch! I just saved your fucking kingdom single handedly. You know that big ass fucking lizard? Yeah I just beat the mother fucker 3 times, 3 mother fucking times. I just about drowned a good 30 or so times, I had to kill giant ass bombs, fucking living walls, race big ass fucking turtles, and jump from one building to another god only knows how many times! And what does your fucking rich ass do? Kiss me on the noise and bake me a fucking cake? Are you fucking serious? YOU BITCH! We had a deal, I save your ass, then I tap it! It's the way it has worked the last 10 fucking times I saved your entire kingdom. God, the least you could do is give me some gold coins or shit, at least then I'd be able to buy a hooker with them. Fuck this shit. Next time your land is under attack go bother my brother or something...fucking bitch..."

[McDoogle]

Wow, you need to relax. Seriously relax. It's only a video game.

[M-A-G]

If you had fun playing the game the end shouldn't matter.

[loopydate]

Thank you so much for to playing my game!

[Xero]

"Thank you Mario, but the Princess is in anoth-what are you doing with that fire ball? Mario? MARI-"

[Skippord]

The ending was pure shit. If I was Mario I'd lose my fucking mind. It's be like...

"Hey Bitch! I just saved your fucking kingdom single handedly. You know that big ass fucking lizard? Yeah I just beat the mother fucker 3 times, 3 mother fucking times. I just about drowned a good 30 or so times, I had to kill giant ass bombs, fucking living walls, race big ass fucking turtles, and jump from one building to another god only knows how many times! And what does your fucking rich ass do? Kiss me on the noise and bake me a fucking cake? Are you fucking serious? YOU BITCH! We had a deal, I save your ass, then I tap it! It's the way it has worked the last 10 fucking times I saved your entire kingdom. God, the least you could do is give me some gold coins or shit, at least then I'd be able to buy a hooker with them. Fuck this shit. Next time your land is under attack go bother my brother or something...fucking bitch..."
Picture that but in a swarthy italian accident

[G]

i might have to get this on VC even tho i have it on 64 with 120 stars :(

[Kane Knight]

The One needs to get laid.

[Watson]

The ending was pure shit. If I was Mario I'd lose my fucking mind. It's be like...

"Hey Bitch! I just saved your fucking kingdom single handedly. You know that big ass fucking lizard? Yeah I just beat the mother fucker 3 times, 3 mother fucking times. I just about drowned a good 30 or so times, I had to kill giant ass bombs, fucking living walls, race big ass fucking turtles, and jump from one building to another god only knows how many times! And what does your fucking rich ass do? Kiss me on the noise and bake me a fucking cake? Are you fucking serious? YOU BITCH! We had a deal, I save your ass, then I tap it! It's the way it has worked the last 10 fucking times I saved your entire kingdom. God, the least you could do is give me some gold coins or shit, at least then I'd be able to buy a hooker with them. Fuck this shit. Next time your land is under attack go bother my brother or something...fucking bitch..."


That is BY FAR the funniest fuckin' post I have ever read on TPWW Forums in my 2+ years as a member. I owe you a rep, The One.

[Jonster]

http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=26216

[Dave Youell]

Spoilers you cunt!

[alvarado52]

SO LONGIE BOWSIE!

[TerranRich]

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/mario.php